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>Hey, you! You're cute! Why don't...
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>Hey, you! You're cute! Why don't you come here and sit down on this bench with me?
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>>25843699
>mfw I have to cover my crack pipe and leave the park because the cops are using qt as undercover agents
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I must respectfully decline. I have matters to attend to at home.
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"I don't have any money, sorry."
And then I'd curse myself for going in to an area where people beg for donations and shit without my headphones as I awkwardly power-walked away.
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>>25843699
Am I the only one who thinks her legs are disturbingly skinny?

>inb4 landwhale roastie
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>>25843699

Could you be any more of a basic bitch
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>>25843902
Some broads are twiggy, I don't think she's anorexic what with her chipmunk cheeks and thick hair. Also she's dressed to mask the fact that she's a scarecrow.
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I'm coming milady!!!
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I appear to have shat myself, sorry.
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da fuck wrong wit yo neck
scoliosis-ass lookin ho
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>lift her up by her legs
>bash her head against that tree until her brains spill out of her eyes

Who's cute now bish?
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>>25844467
>edgy
>also uses bish
I'm confused as to what you are.
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nice birdy legs
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>>25844497
I'm a lyrical spiritual
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Would probably fuck tbqhwyf
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>>25843699
did someone forget to wear their glasses to day
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>>25844457
This negro is too stupid to correctly diagnose scoliosis
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Sit down, lean in, and respond with
"You know, I'm aware this is a social experiment video,and I'm going to have your channel shut down. :^)"
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>>25843699
>sit down on the bench
>silence
>she leaves
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>*pretends I didn't hear her through my headphones.*
>*fear for my safety*
>*fear my later dissapointment*
>*feel bad about her disappointment*
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>>25843699
Look at her legs. She's clearly a cripple.
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>Go to sit down
>She was talking to Chad behind you
>Walk away awkwardly
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>>25843759
Zozzled m8
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>>25843902
That's what happens when you have low fat and no muscle, ya silly goose.

>inb4 /fit/ fag
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>>25844527
Miracle individual flippidy skippidy dippidy
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>I have to return some videotapes
>skinnyfat womanlet shit
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>>25843699

Why the fuck do girls think that is an attractive way to dress!? I'm so fucking tired of seeing these bitches in little fuzzy Chinese "boots", yoga pants and a fucking bed sheet they call a shirt.
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"It appears that you're using an iPhone. Not only is this a violation of your privacy, but mine too - have you even read the EULA? I also refuse to be within a certain distance from devices running nonfree software."
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Something similar has happened to me before

>Hey! Come sit with me and my friends!
>Are you sure?

Awkwardly sits down and says nothing. Leaves after 10 minutes to masturbate in dorm room.
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> I only sit with girl who don't skip leg day
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>>25843902
>>25843945
>>25844790
That's a picture of a girl who uses a wheelchair you retards
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>>25847377
And? I didn't say anything other than no muscle. That's an explanation as of why she has none. Don't see how that makes me a retard.
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>>25843699
not into white girls, also your fit is shit.
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>AM I BEING DETAINED?
>AM I BEING DETAINED?
>AM I BEING DETAINED?
super-original-comment
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>>25843699
>yeah, that's not weird or suspicious
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This is some kind of prank, isn't it?
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