>Walking down the street.
>Chad looking guy is walking towards me.
>He smiles at me and offers a timid 'hello'.
>Smile back and give him a small nod.
>Jokes on him, I was really demonstrating the ancient hate-nod of Babylon, and I was actually wishing death on his family.
Stupid fucking Chads don't even know about the hate-nod.
the teachings of the hate-nod have been passed down to me by my father, and his father before him and so on.
>paying for groceries
>stupid fucking shit casheer smiles and says hi
>say hi back
>but inside i didnt mean it
>waitress asks if everything is alright with my food
>it's actually terrible
>getting a haircut
>bring photo of the style that I want
>hairdresser does a good job
>cut looks like in the photo
>looks like shit on me
>tell her im happy with it