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no /rose/ thread?

let's fix that, shall we?
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ye ye yee ye ye
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>Fuck off stalkers.
>Fuck off and die.

what did he mean by this
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Free bump so I can hide these cancerous threads.

You people are the worst kind of beta orbiters.

Makes me smile knowing she's probably married to some normie/Chad, getting her brains pounded out every night while you guys sit here and obsess over this camwhore.

Cucks
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I love you Rose, no matter how many years pass, you'll always be my number 1 waifu.
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great i wake up and there's fuckin snow everywhere
fcuk this
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>>25840367
as russian i'm deeply offended by your words.
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>>25840559
im digging myself out
to russian black metal
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do you guys want some nateposts?
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>>25840679
sure why not

pedro is not original
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>>25840679
Can you guys explain why you like Nate at all? Isn't he cucking you all? Not insulting you guys, just genuinely curious.

t. non-waifuposter
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>>25840805
why do you explain stalker's and data hoarders' insatiable consumption?

i can't either. maybe it just extrapolates from observing a male that rose obviously likes (or liked)
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>>25839874
The board was taken over by some retard somehow.

I know why and how it happened, but I'm not allowed to talk about it
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>>25840884
>I know why and how it happened

prove it
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>>25839829
move on faggots
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>>25840968
ye(no)
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i know all of you fuckings stalkers.
soon I will kill them all.
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>>25840367
>anxious
>>25839919
>pseudo-solipsist

which Rose is best?
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>>25841414
unhygienic brown/blue rose is best rose
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>>25841414
anxious rose is best rose
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>>25841695
i see a bulge.
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hello

how do i save a whole webpage from wayback

thank you
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>>25841695
how can she not work out and have such based thighs?
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>>25842000
the magic of hormones
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pierre loses one hair for every teenage girl he harasses
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excuse me,

i heard a lot about this "pierro autismo" is it true he has literally no hair on his head? did he lose it after harassing girls half his age (15)?

clearly this is a very deranged scary and hairless stalker
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>>25842862
hello alsatain, do you take your pills?
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>>25841767
me too, but he looks sexy.
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>>25843350
is alsatian the ye guy or the other meme guy
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>>25843472
Meme guy. So is every name you hear in these threads except epi
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>>25843472
who cares, all those namefags are memes and have autism
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My obsession with Rose has become debilitating. I usually enjoy crying, it makes me feel better. But this morning, I started crying because I was thinking about how I'll never be with Rose and the tears wouldn't stop flowing. I finally had to get drunk to make it stop. I don't know what I'll do if this becomes a regular occurrence.
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give me the latest update on maria
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>>25844652
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAdugd1Jett/
>>25841866
stupid question, jjjjjjjjkj jj jkk
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>>25839829
The only girl I'd consider 10/10
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>>25844418
My hatred with Rose has become debilitating. I usually enjoy growling, it makes me feel better. But this morning, I started growling because I was thinking about how I'll never be able to beat and kill Rose threads and exterminate rose's shitty fucking fanbase and the growling wouldn't stop rattling. I finally had to get drunk to make it stop. I don't know what I'll do if this becomes a regular occurrence.
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my obsession
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>>25845745
>>25845499
dude, you are pathetic. get a life moron
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pathetic losers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8enI7CncD4
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>tfw no /mu/ gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXonr5gpRrg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6-FRDiGQCU
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>>25846112
randytaylor is only a character, he in real life is totally different.
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>>25846556 do you have autism?
randytaylor69 is only a character.
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>>25847509
ask pedro autismo
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i'm more smarter, wittier, and good-looking than any of you
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>>25847594
>the smiths
i cant imagen worse music
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>>25847609
pedro autismo is often seen hanging around here, but i think he's currently spending time with maria
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>>25847594
>more smarter
Dude smiling without front teeth
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>>25847688
you must be new :^)

656277HGDRTGSZ :^)
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>>25847696
Epi already has a large sum of inheritance
You'll have to offer him something else
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>>25847836
Mustn't I?
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balls won't stop aching.

also, how do i get rose's thighs?
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>>25848142
Wonky stop doing drugs already. It's bad for ye mate.
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>>25848142
>rose
>thighs
nice meme my good friend.
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Pedro, how do your interactions with Maria look like? Do you usually sit in separate rooms doing your own things? Do you eat at the table together? How is the morning routine of you and her? Do you wish her a good day when you both leave in the morning? Do you sometimes do stuff together? I don't know, play games, perhaps drink some wine?

please respond, Pedro
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>>25848288
>nice meme
referring to this>>25841695
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ayo niggas what about we do a real life, for realsies, rosemeet?

willing to fly out to places.
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>>25848824
>rosemeet
>one of the two guests of attraction cannot board planes due to his weight
>other one may only come to snap distant photos of the meet
gr8 idea
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>>25848892
epi'll be there. it's a great way to break his paranoia.

and we all know that bedro doesn't give a shit about the rest of us anyway. i'm more concerned about the neets among us.
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>>25848892
wrong. these are confirmed participants:

Brian
Wonky
Martin
Symp
Rose
Nate
Maria will take Pedros place
Emma
Pierre
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>>25848966
>literally no guests of attraction
good luck
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>>25848824
hopefully my photo album of nateposts will be finished by then
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>>25849097
didn't even think of a date yet. when's good for you buds?

what place works for you?
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>>25849135
Propose some places
>that field in Liverpool
>kings fav bdsm joint
>brians jail cell
>epis rose themed bunker
>pierres fav barbershop
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>>25849135
considering how spread out rosebuds are last time i checked the map, i think somewhere in the middle of africa is the best compromise. meet all of us halfway and all that.
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>>25849252
what map?
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>>25849237
>>25849252
How does New York sound?

Last I heard, epi's moved to the US as well, right?
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>>25849297
He was interning there but idk if he moved there or not. Maybe if he graduated
This is frustrating having so little to go on from
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>>25849328
epi is still living in pakistan
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>>25849386
I know Im stalking him
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>>25849386
memes.

>>25849328
well, even if epi's not there anymore, brian is.
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she has to be a dude. I've never seen a girl act so much like a man.
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rose here, should i go to the meetup too?
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>>25849440
you should meet my sister
she even has a dick
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>>25849461
I always wonder if any of these ruse roses is actually rose just fucking up with the thread protected by the improbability.
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>>25849594
only one way to find out: actively stalk each ruse rose to deduce if any of them are the real roes.
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>>25849623
Too much work for an all too unreliable deduction... I'd rather just keep wondering
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>>25849681
>Too much work
And you newfags wonder why we don't like you.
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>>25849681
I'm not crazy about any of you shitposters either.
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>>25848700
>Do you usually sit in separate rooms doing your own things?

We don't go into each other's rooms, but there're certain things that we do in the common areas, like reading, watching tv, browsing, etc.

>>25848700
>Do you eat at the table together?

If our lunch time coincides, yes. Also with the other housemates, if they're there.

>>25848700
>How is the morning routine of you and her?

There's not an stablished shared routine, same as with lunch, if our breakfast times coincide, we eat it at the same table.

>>25848700
>Do you wish her a good day when you both leave in the morning?

We both do.

>>25848700
>Do you sometimes do stuff together?

Usually watching tv or some movie. Some times we have played some simple games. Yesterday we had a group lunch (4 of the 5 housemates), we drank two bottles of wine and talked for several hours after eating.
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>>25850200
Thanks for taking the time to reply Pedro, I highly appreciate it. Sounds like you're having a good time.
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>>25850200
Man Pedro, it sounds like you're having fun. I can't imagine living with a stranger though. I'm personally planning on flathunting with a couple of my high school friends once we all graduate from uni.
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>>25850283
>Sounds like you're having a good time.

I'm having just an ok time.

She doesn't feel any atraction towards me, and she never will. Her standards are so high that she even complains that there aren't any handsome guys going to her gym (it's a fucking gym, there must be attractive guys, that's why I think her standards must be very high)

>>25850494
>I can't imagine living with a stranger though
It's not that hard, if everybody's civilized. Private areas and common areas are clearly defined. The result depends completely on the level of maturity of the housemates.
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did rose have a lot of fun on her eurotrip, or was her "eurotrip video" all a facade?
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>>25850570
since she went multiple times I imagine she liked it yes
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>>25850558
>I'm having just an ok time.
Still beats living alone, I think. And it must help a little bit to have a hot female friend.
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>>25850610
or she went so that she doesn't look like a fucking bum to her parents.

is it common for people to eurotrip even when they have no real income of their own? seems like a waste of what little money you have.
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>>25850712
>Still beats living alone, I think

It's good for my social skills, that's for sure. If I want privacy, I can stay in my room; if I want to hang out, I go to the living room and wait for somebody to do the same, so best of both worlds

>>25850712
>And it must help a little bit to have a hot female friend.

At least she's nice to look at. We are not really friends though. Probably the best thing I'm ever gonna get is to avoid being taken advantage of.
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>>25850829
That's why it's assumed she enjoyed it. It's not a waste if you're having a good time.

Also
>she went so that she doesn't look like a fucking bum to her parents
you're projecting your small-mindedness
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>>25850829
honestly if she doesn't drink or anything what the fuck does she do
sounds boring
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>>25850931
>what the fuck does she do
any sort of escapism from her mundane life
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>>25850919
probably, but i'm just taking a guess from the view of her hippie-ass parents. they'd probably think she was wasting her time if she just spent it in her room making videos.

>>25850931
she's as str8 edge as n8, as far as we know.
she might drink, only seems natural for someone who was born and bred in the inbreeding capital of the world.
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where did all the videos on therosearchive come from?
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>>25850899
Is she interacting with you any differently than with the other housemates? Is she the only girl? Perhaps you can get to know her better when you guys throw some house party and get a little drunk.
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>>25850971
>>25850995
idk from the blog posts it doesn't seem like it. it's like she's an overgrown child wandering around europe by herself. in the blogs it just sounds like she goes around observing others people for some sort of vague amusement. also wtf, she didn't have any friends to go with?
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>>25851157
i don't remember exactly, but didn't she end up meeting guy in spain? so maybe it was at least somewhat planned out.
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>>25851093
>Is she interacting with you any differently than with the other housemates?

As far as I know, she's not. Although she trusts me up to some point, since she has told me some private things about her life.

>>25851093
>Is she the only girl?

No, there're two more.
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>>25849328
epi was here and i didn't know about it /? ???
fuck me i wanna chill with epi
when was this tho, in the past two years?

>>25851080
did anyone ever get any of the deleted/privated ones in anything other than 240p
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who the fuck is epi and nateposts and those other names...I'm so lost right now
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>>25851355
All right, my man. I have to hit the bed. Thanks for taking time to reply. Oh, and fuck, I'd hit on Maria so bad.
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>>25851439
lurk moar fagget
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>>25839800
what the fuck is rose even famous for?
why are you praising a roastie slut when you could be worshiping actual robots like eggman, acne kun and the others?
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>>25851469
I've asked before in the past and I get the same response every fucking time...
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>>25851588
She's "famous" for being herself. Isn't that something?
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>>25851080
they ripped the videos from vyou.com.
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>>25851439
do you like hanging around stupid people?
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>>25851642
they are namefags(severe autism), stalkers hungry for attention.
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i wish i could be as idiosyncratic as n8
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>>25852064
>ostrizing
Nate? Din't you mean "ostracizing"? How could you! So much for trying to sound like an intellectual.
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>>25852064
are you gay? why you stalk him?
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>>25852212
i unno

also, fuck raster graphics
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i wish i was as smarter as n8
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and as handsome
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and as confident
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>>25852438
what does means unno?
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>>25852438
>>25852495
>>25852517
>>25852531
Oh my fucking god, dude. I hope you're being ironic, he's so fucking annoying. He just goes on and on about a subject no one fucking cares about. It's like there are these peeves that he has and just needs to vent them out. I can't bring myself to read through all that, it's painful.
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>>25852634
slang, meaning he does not know.

he does it because he's immature and irrational.
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>>25852721
what ur talking about
is a display of terminal autism
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>>25852721
i've seen you do this before. you're talking to yourself.
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>>25852740
epi here,

can confirm
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>>25852721
>He just goes on and on about a subject no one fucking cares about. It's like there are these peeves that he has and just needs to vent them out.
that's why rose luurrrves him so much!
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>>25852764
>you're talking to yourself
In a way, aren't we all?
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>>25851194
I think they met by chance, or atleast I remember reading she was suprised seeing him there.

also didn't she date Nate back then? why didn't he join her on her travels
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>>25853363
>also didn't she date Nate back then?
that's the big mystery.
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>>25853363
>>25853528
http://matadornetwork.com/notebook/6-reasons-introverts-always-travel-solo/
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>>25845856
I never really got the whole Rose thing. That video made me get it a little bit. That was good.
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>>25854243
That's not whole video, and she was making a joke about replies on youtube, not 4chan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iI9CUE9g14
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>>25854243
>only watched a cut version of only one of a handful of the videos she posted on her main channel
>he "gets" it
leave before you get sucked in
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>>25854299
Yeah, I gathered as much. Love how she doesn't seem to take herself too seriously.
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>>25854328
I know, man, got me scared for a bit. I'll probably just leave it alone.
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>>25854355
her personality is the reason why we're here
even though these threads stopped being about rose a very long time ago, and only involve former deranged rosebuds and esoteric questions about her ancillary relations and friends.

enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU6oRXNpKT4&list=PLq3jEy3NScN-c90KU7Nj9kCtP6ooU7dta&index=23
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>>25854397
>her personality is the reason why we're here
Most people just subscribe to her on youtube and move on with their day. You guys are here because you get too attached to the people who make those youtube videos when you view them.
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>>25839800
whos hotter, rose or this guy?
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>>25854731
this guy is 100 more hotter than rose
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>>25854817
i want to suck his feets so hard
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>>25854731
>>25854817
Stay in school. Also, lookup tips on how to not creep out women so you don't end up like the regulars who post to these threads.
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>>25854878
no
original comment for you
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i wonder how nate will be celebrating his 10 years of posting on gaf in may
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>>25854878
got a (You) from rose himself. mission accomplished. (^:
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>>25855041
Nice bait. You must be new. It's 2am in the uk where she lives. She hated these people when they spammed these threads in 2011, so she wouldn't be here talking to them.
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>>25852438
>>25852495
>>25852517
>>25852531
Who's this ghst again? Help a recent homosexual out.
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>>25855171
he's rose's boyfriend since 2008
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>>25855133
she's playing gta v now.
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>>25855205
2008? Holy crap, they might as well be married by now.
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>>25855280
due to recent stalker activity, we know that rose (soon to be 30) isn't even engaged.
we don't know if rose and nate are still together either.
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>>25855557
why is she not wearing a ring in the most recent pic?
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>>25855589
re-read my post
which recent pic?
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>>25855557
steam stalkers show them both logging out at the same time, so it looks like they are still together.
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will we ever see those baps
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>>25856251
i can't tell if they're bigger than rose's or not
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rose roseee is a whoer
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>>25857045
don't answer the cancer
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>>25857009
what is a whoer?
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epi is on irc
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>>25857705
get a life alsatian
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>>25857177
who is that whore
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>>25856251
>post got deleted

I will ask again.
What is this thing
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>>25858046
QUEEN
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saw some kid today that i haven't seen in three years and he says "how's rose?"
thought that was weird
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>>25858112
becareful. all "queens" get stalked off the internet by 4channers.
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>>25859096
there's no need to stalk/dox her, she really is a home-schooled idiot with no irl friends

i think she lives in Philadelphia though
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>>25858112
what's wrong with her face?
holy fucking shit
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>>25859227
they don't care. they will do it anyway. it's like a 4chan curse. look at what happened to cracky, boxxy, rose, ashley, emma and tons of others. never post people you like on 4chan.
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>tfw you know where she live
>tfw you wanna kill her
>tfw i need 400 usd
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>>25860824
great album

400 usd for what?
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>>25861438
to kill and dismember rose
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>>25861538
you should make a kickstarter
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>>25860824
>>25861538
Charming. And you wonder why you can't get a girlfriend.
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>>25852531
you have to be epi or brian or both to have the autism to stalk n8n and screencap everything he says on neofag

dont get me wrong though im impressed
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>>25861651
i'm not interested in human relationships, i only wanna kill this bitch.
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Does epi stalk nate? Seems right up his alley.
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>>25861800
why wouldnt he
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>>25861833
I don't know. Does he? I don't remember him doing it.
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>>25861852
its epi m8 he even got shit on me and you
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>>25861866
I don't remember this either. When was this?
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>>25861866
epi and natebud are 2 different people.
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>>25861882
remember the july 27 thread in 2013?

we briefly spoke of how much we liked dancing

he saved a screencap matched our IDs and filed us under "likes to dance"

me, you and wonky (on drugs) are currently on that list
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>>25861979
oh i remember that one

great thread
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>>25861979
>>25862067
are you talking to yourself again or is this one of those weird irc/4chan half chats?
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>>25862178
what u dont remember that thread?
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>>25862178
>>25862228
ye
>>25850200
funny how pedro has probably the best life of any rosebud
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>>25862696
>the best life of any rosebud
epi tho
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>>25840559
Sup, bratishka. Kak dela?
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>>25862696
>>25862721
nah i'd say from experience my life is definitely better than both of theirs

and the best part is, i'm young. probably one of the youngest people in this thread (excluding underage). so i have much more time to improve.
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>>25863144
whatever you say w-man
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>>25862853
harasho, tovarisch.
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Rose is a legendary slut and a size queen. Went to uni with her. Dont have to believe me, but it's true. She had the worst reputation. Had a big ego, very vain, just kind of unpleasant an unpleasant person. Can't believe you guys worship her.
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>>25865464
tell us more.

cx
23333333333333333333
3c2
3x2c
x3c2
x3c2
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>>25858112
urhh another trashly, i don't mind non rose waifus, but at least attempt to make them decent
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>>25865464
Cool story anon. It reminds me of this youtube video I saw years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXLgz3wH2n8
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post coverfus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXonr5gpRrg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6-FRDiGQCU
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You know you creepy faggots scared her off right?
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>>25867486
>says something obvious
no fucking way
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>>25867486
They know. They get off on it. Some of them send creepy messages to all of the women they post here.
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>>25867556
nah just trying to make normal conversation
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>>25867556
get out of here nigga.
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is it true that pierre has literally no hair on his head?
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>you'll never experience pre-meme /rose/ again
sad tbqh
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>>25868908
>pre-meme /rose/
you have epi pedro and pierre to thank for turning themselves, and consequently /rose/, into memes.
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>>25868973
Being stale meme material to shitposters isn't their fault. Only Pedro asked for it with his genuine autism and you could of let that slide.
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>>25869088
what? epi and pierre are twice the memes that pedro is.
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>>25869088
>>25869104
>pedro
just a regular guy studying.
>pierre
raging autists that spends all his time harassing women and lose hair
>epi
absolute madman stalker that saves every thread
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>>25869162
>pierre
and also juggles.

the legend says for every ball he catches he loses one hair
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>>25869211
not any more. pierre has literally NO FUCKING HAIR on his head.
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How good is your hair, rosebuds? Is it Pedro (great hair genetics), is it Wonky (JUST ahead), is it Brian (JUST in progress), is it Symp (JUST) or is it Pierre (NO FUCKING HAIR WHATSOEVER)?
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>>25869359
Mine is Epi(c)
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>>25865464
>Dont have to believe me

really sad when people include shit like this to make something seem more believable lol
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>>25869359
>pedro
fat but great hair
>wonky
skinnyfat but decent hair
>brian
ripped but thinning hair
>symp
normal with almost no hair
>pierre
skinny with no hair

i wanna be brian. where do i apply?
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guys we forgot to have a top 5 waifu/autist of 2015 competition

:^(
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>>25869765
ill write it down so we will remember for sure this year

chin up, buck
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>>25869765
top waifu of 2015 was Cara, without question, like it or not. top autist? probably pierre.
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>>25869984
>top waifu of 2015 was emma
fixed
>top autist? probably pierre.
ye
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rose here.

would you guys mind if i gained lots of weight lately? i now feel chuffed after climbing a flight of stairs
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>>25868324
>nah just trying to make normal conversation
As someone who has had the opportunity to read the kind of weird shit you people send to these girls, I can assure you that this isn't the case. Oh, sure, at first it's all normal conversation. You just want to be their "friend". But then it quickly devolves into depressing, clingy messages that never end, because you think some chick on the internet is now suddenly your girlfriend. It's no wonder why they all leave.
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>>25869359
visibly graying
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>>25870369
are you a girl?
pls respond, you could be my new waifu
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Who here /collectrosebudoc/?
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>>25871158
every day I listen to the germanbud talk about his rape fantasy for 7 minutes.
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Haven't been to rose threads for a few month, what was the last known activity of him? Any new pictures/videos?
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>>25868676
show us the photo of the cuts on your arm, cutter.
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>>25869211
>the legend says for every ball he catches he loses one hair

>>25869251
>not any more. pierre has literally NO FUCKING HAIR on his head.
he was a good juggler then.
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>>25871246
That was the work of Pedro btw
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>>25871552
>she paid kai
more like kai's incompetent or just lied to you.
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>>25871669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gry2tztMDX pedro sounds like a handsome guy
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>>25871798
no way that is pedro talking
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>>25871798
No Pedro is the one who wrote the thing. Guy reading it is some random douchebag.
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>>25871866
allegedly he's a german alpha male. does this myth hold any ground?
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>>25871884
No he's a spanish beta male. Who is 38 years old.
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>>25871936
beta?
>lives with a waifu (the beautiful Maria)
>studies sciency stuff
>is well-read and intelligent
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>>25872091
dont forget
>has many great friends
>great taste in waifus

pedro is probably the biggest norman on r9k
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>>25872091
>mutters "h-hi" to an average female spic and jerks off to its memory while bragging about it on the internet
>literally an academic fail
>is unironicly fedora tier pseudointelligent

Also people make fun of my good friend Pierre for stalking a girl half his age but Pedro stalks a girl a third of his age.
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>>25872178
At least Pedro has hair.
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>>25872183
At least Pierre doesn't have life altering incurable mega autism.
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>>25872167
>>great taste in waifus
Undeniable fact.
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>>25871884
>does this myth hold any ground?
the myth holds as much ground as ciaran perry's hair.
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>>25872178
my friend pedro at least has the dignity and self awareness to not upload youtube videos of his bald head and stupid juggling to impress a washed up 30 year old camwhore
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>>25872252
#rektified
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>>25872252
My friend Pierre has the dignity and self awareness to not send her parents the most fucking pretentious books in order to impress and possibly bed a washed up 30 year old camwhore and then cry about it in regret for the following weeks in an anonymous chinese imageboard
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>>25872252
both men stalked the same woman. they have no dignity.
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>>25872311
pedro never stalked rose.
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>>25872360
He did. He found her parents address and actually sent them a fucking book. Mr and Mrs Wolfe one day were presented with a book all of a sudden. From a creepy obese Spanish guy miles away who wanted to e-sex their daughter and thought sending her a popsci book would be his ticket in.
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>>25872306
you mean the book she thanked him for personally?

as a close freind to pedro, i can say with great confidence that he never was romantically interested in rose. he just wanted to befriend her, as they both shared many interests. there is only one woman in pedros life emaria

and he had to send the book to her parents because he knew any mail sent to her house would be thrown away because of psychos like qp and kurt sending her money to get her to "sit on their dick".
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>>25872564
>you mean the book she thanked him for personally?
lmao desu
>he never was romantically interested in rose. he just wanted to befriend her
writing intricate rape fanfiction about your new friends. must be the norm in pedro autismos life.
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>>25872564
someone actually bought that book just to tell a joke. smdh
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>>25872619
>writing intricate rape fanfiction about your new friends.
you mean the rape fanfiction she gets n8n to read to her every night before she goes out in whitechapel with her lingerie during sharia patrols?

i know for a fact how great of a friend pedro is - even odd requests such as writing a rape fanfic - he'll do. he will do anything for a friend. thats the kinda guy pedro is.

if you had been a part of his inner circle you'd know that
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>>25872741
are you having fun or are getting angry?
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>>25872252
where's the video of pedro sitting there
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>>25872564
That's not a girl's handwriting. That was either entirely fabricated or if genuine was written by one of her parents out of pity.
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>>25872721
Its probably Pedro himself. for these two reasons:
>he wanted to break the massive autist stalker image barrier by showing how rose was pleased with his autismal behavior
>the bookstore he bought it from probably had a 2 for 1 sale since nobody else would publicly buy such a fedora tier book

>>25872741
ye Im sure everybody involved was hugely impressed with him dropping a massive rape fantasy centered on a 30 year old girl he doesn't know and hasn't had a conversation with
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sorry i loved you, hope you can forgive me
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>>25851157
>also wtf, she didn't have any friends to go with?
Travelling alone is far better unless you're a bit of an insecure scared type with little confidence. It's better because you don't have to worry or feel attached to anyone else and their plans and you meet loads of new people anyway if that's your thing. If you have a hobby to travel with it's even better and you will sure fire meet new people then and have common ground beyond the usual mundane cliche garbage where you pretend to care about what everyone is studying because your life is so fucking boring that even being in a whole new place can't alleviate you from that reality.
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>>25873550
no. it sucks. you have to use condoms.
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>>25873550

didn't she travel with her brother(s)?
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>>25872932
>Its probably Pedro himself.

It wasn't me, honestly
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>>25874111
Don't believe so although her and Guy crossed paths in Spain so whether they shared the same flight out and then split from each other i don't know. Guy was in a group with freddie fuckin jenkins.
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