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>be robot
>delivering pizza
>see this cute ass girl from behind the door
>she's flirting with me, but has really pretty eyes
>I leave
>decide to hit her up later since I had her number already on the receipt
>she's totally down to hangout
>turns out she was fat and I couldn't see because it was dark
>also her eyes were her best feature and she was really like 4/10 facial aesthetics
>most awkward shit ever
>go see movie anyway
>she's kinda slow and doesn't keep up with me during conversation/doesn't recognized any of my pop culture references.
>wtf.jpg
>drop her off
>"OKAY IT WAS FUN!" *peel out*

She was really nice but.. fuck bro just the luck of the draw bit me in the ass there.

I'm literally never going to find a gf.
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>doesn't recognize any of my pop culture references
How's 10th grade, m8?
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>>25837838
>doesn't recognized any of my pop culture references.

>dropping memes in everyday conversation
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fuck you guys whatever.

all I want is a SOLID 6/10 fwb.

or a gf, but she has to fuck on the first date or she can fuck right off.
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A fat girl is better than no girl.
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>>25837838
>doesn't recognized any of my pop culture references.
What are you, a high school boy?
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What were your references anyway ? I'm not going to think people are unworthy of my attention because they don't understand my Todd Solondz and Larry Clark references ...
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>>25837972

It wasn't actually that annoying as r9k is making it seem. I was just asking her about music and if she liked Kanye and then brought up the whole gayfish thing and she didn't know what I meant and thought it was weird. Then she said I was too smart for her. I was baffled.
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>>25837949
That's objectively wrong. It's like saying gonorrhea is better than no std.
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>Try online dating years ago
>Not one girl was the same as her profile picture
>mfw I had to ask 6"2 hambeast if she was the girl I was meeting
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>>25838004

>kanye
>gayfish

I don't get your normalfag pop music references either.
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>>25838132
Me neither

tl;dr
>Met a girl delivering pizza
>Went on date
>Spewed off autistic facts about pop stars all night
>She didn't know what taylor Swifts favorite cream cheese is
>f-fatties... am I right guys?
>f-f-fucking ro-roasties. ..
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>>25838132
I unfortunately do get that and makes me think more seriously that this kid really is in high school. It's a reference to a shitty south park episode... I really don't need to say any more.

Honestly, I really hope this is a high schooler. Anyone who is over 17 and thinks South Park is "genius humor and social commentary" should be embarrassed.
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>>25838198
accurate kek
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>>25838004
>>25837838

>doesn't recognized any of my pop culture references.
>whole gayfish thing

its. just. one. fucking. episode.

fuckin autists
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>>25837838
Don't listen to these dweebs bitching, I know what you mean about her not getting pop culture references. You just mean she doesn't have any general knowledge of what's going on in the world. She can't converse on the fly, because she doesn't just pick shit up by osmosis like us. She's obviously a dummy. And fat. That's a fucking shame.
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>>25837838
>not recognizing that people are good
>>not realizing that your autism was so bad that she is confused
>>never call anyone with your pizza thing

Smoke weed with her

Stop memeing so hard and maybe you'll get to know why people have girlfriends in the first place. Because it's not for sex
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>>25838380

I know. I was polite the whole time though, even made sure to tell her to have a good night before I left. And I paid for all of it. It was so sad because she got all dressed up an stuff, her family was so happy to see her finally going out...

She lived in the ghetto too.

Damn brooooo.
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>>25838436

Well, sex is a large part of it. I'm not going to date some asexual chick.
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>>25838478
Alright, granted. Definitely.

Do you even know what the other part is? It's ok if you don't, I'll tell you [but you have to say it]
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>>25838513

That thing that starts with an L?
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>>25838538
Yeah. But it's not that warm and fuzzy feeling. That's baby stuff. It's the language you build together.

Read "words of love, soft and tender"
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>>25838380
>>25838458
These normie convos in every thread are kinda interesting, not sure how they get here though.
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>>25837838
>not keeping her as a practice gf
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>>25838604

Dude, you're talking to the wrong person here.

I'm not that kind of person anymore and probably don't deserve whatever "real" compassion life has to offer.

I think I'm simply trying to die.
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>>25838380
>doesn't pick up dank cartoon references
Yeah, but she probably has social skills.
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>>25838380
>not using your meme knowledge to understand the shapes of thoughts and constructing your own conversation to build that bridge
What is wrong with you? Our one advantage is that we small talk literally all day. Meme it up, but only do OC
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>>25838659
It's about spider aliens so you probably should

http://www.hpmorpodcast.com/?p=1399

Listen to it while you shitpost. Give her a call later
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>>25837838
>Be robot
>Deliver pizzas
>Never attempt anymore interaction with others than is required for me to perform and maintain my job
>See qts
>Feel nothing
>Get offered drugs
>Refuse
>No problems
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>be robot
>work in government office
>women with perfect feet in high heels everyone
>they take off their shoes constantly
>can't stop staring at feet
>can't do job
>get fired

Am I the only one cursed by this? Why do women take off their shoes constantly?
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>>25837949
If I had to choose between
Dating a fat girl
OR
Giving up masturbation and sex for my life and mutilating my genitals...
I'd choose the latter.
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>>25839019
Because feet are like hands but less attractive, so no one suspects faggots worshipping them
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>>25839060
Better get on it then, sport
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You just want a stacy OP
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