>see this cute ass girl from behind the door
>she's flirting with me, but has really pretty eyes
>decide to hit her up later since I had her number already on the receipt
>she's totally down to hangout
>turns out she was fat and I couldn't see because it was dark
>also her eyes were her best feature and she was really like 4/10 facial aesthetics
>most awkward shit ever
>go see movie anyway
>she's kinda slow and doesn't keep up with me during conversation/doesn't recognized any of my pop culture references.
>drop her off
>"OKAY IT WAS FUN!" *peel out*
She was really nice but.. fuck bro just the luck of the draw bit me in the ass there.
I'm literally never going to find a gf.
>doesn't recognized any of my pop culture references.
>dropping memes in everyday conversation
It wasn't actually that annoying as r9k is making it seem. I was just asking her about music and if she liked Kanye and then brought up the whole gayfish thing and she didn't know what I meant and thought it was weird. Then she said I was too smart for her. I was baffled.
>Try online dating years ago
>Not one girl was the same as her profile picture
>mfw I had to ask 6"2 hambeast if she was the girl I was meeting
>Met a girl delivering pizza
>Went on date
>Spewed off autistic facts about pop stars all night
>She didn't know what taylor Swifts favorite cream cheese is
>f-fatties... am I right guys?
>f-f-fucking ro-roasties. ..
I unfortunately do get that and makes me think more seriously that this kid really is in high school. It's a reference to a shitty south park episode... I really don't need to say any more.
Honestly, I really hope this is a high schooler. Anyone who is over 17 and thinks South Park is "genius humor and social commentary" should be embarrassed.
Don't listen to these dweebs bitching, I know what you mean about her not getting pop culture references. You just mean she doesn't have any general knowledge of what's going on in the world. She can't converse on the fly, because she doesn't just pick shit up by osmosis like us. She's obviously a dummy. And fat. That's a fucking shame.
>not recognizing that people are good
>>not realizing that your autism was so bad that she is confused
>>never call anyone with your pizza thing
Smoke weed with her
Stop memeing so hard and maybe you'll get to know why people have girlfriends in the first place. Because it's not for sex
I know. I was polite the whole time though, even made sure to tell her to have a good night before I left. And I paid for all of it. It was so sad because she got all dressed up an stuff, her family was so happy to see her finally going out...
She lived in the ghetto too.
Dude, you're talking to the wrong person here.
I'm not that kind of person anymore and probably don't deserve whatever "real" compassion life has to offer.
I think I'm simply trying to die.
>not using your meme knowledge to understand the shapes of thoughts and constructing your own conversation to build that bridge
What is wrong with you? Our one advantage is that we small talk literally all day. Meme it up, but only do OC
It's about spider aliens so you probably should
Listen to it while you shitpost. Give her a call later
>Never attempt anymore interaction with others than is required for me to perform and maintain my job
>Get offered drugs
>work in government office
>women with perfect feet in high heels everyone
>they take off their shoes constantly
>can't stop staring at feet
>can't do job
Am I the only one cursed by this? Why do women take off their shoes constantly?
If I had to choose between
Dating a fat girl
Giving up masturbation and sex for my life and mutilating my genitals...
I'd choose the latter.