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Dear /r9k/

Your beloved faggots from /b/ decided to write you a letter using one sentence each.

Dear /r9k/
Love, /b/
/letter
How?
Are
You?
We
Hate
Hate
Niggers
Too.
WRITE A SENTENCE, YOU FUCKTARDS
You
Fuck you.
Are
Alone
The
And r9k too
DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS
DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS
Why don't you take a seat?
what. Jobs were hard to find. Employers were fucked over for their
unwillingness to take on the niggers by hanging out "No dumb ass
nggers" Need Apply" signs. Nigga do you even understand the concept of one sentence? We are committed to the eradication of jews and niggers. ////Im pausing the letter for a second, im really sorry, but my balls are itchy right now, ok lets continue/////. Rate my dick. my niggah. yo be shirly able to find one ho sendence in thah mess. sheeeit. Well the thing is that we made this letter, and by we i mean the /b/ hivemind, so we can tell you that we love you, in a totally faggot way, also this is a invitation to copulate frenetically in some common place, like /pol/, we will wait you guys over there, you will recognice us, our neckbeards calls us off. Shut the fuck up negro, learn to spell or go back to eat bananas in your shit tier country. Sometimes I fart under the covers then put the cover over my head so I can soak in my assgas. " They hadendured centuries of hardboild car wax applicators. "
Shut up niggah, this sheeeit be mpotant.
I came in your bodywash the other day.

Sincerely, /b/
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charmed
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Please stop posting these. /r9k/ is slow enough this time of night anyways. We don't need dum/b/asses shitting up the board.
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>>25836576
But the whole misogyny board culture is nothing but those exact /b/tards, friend.
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>>25836594
Get out tripfag

No one wants you here
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>>25836620
>a literal who trying to tell me noone wants me here
(That's wrong, actually.)
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>>25836644
M8 I'm pretty sure every time you post everyone shits on you

You're a literal attention whore, you survive off of attention. It's the only thing that keeps your fat encrusted heart from shutting down
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>>25836674
Do you want to make ask some people on Skype to tell you lads whether they want me here or not?

I mean, if you're going to be this stubborn.
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>>25836620
That's not true, I love seeing Doj's posts. They're always so witty compared to other anons. He always makes me laugh.
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>>25836685
Oh boy! A couple lard asses on skype to say "yeah we're okay with this dumbass, mostly because we're attention whores too and want attention"

Are you literally twelve?
>u-u-uh these guys like me so y-you're wrong!
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>>25836708
But they also post here, which means that your statement of "no one wanting me here" is invalid. Don't resort to "W-WELL U-UR FAT!!!" retorts now, silly frogposter. I proved you wrong, and there's not really anything you can do about it.
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>>25836730
I'm still absolutely certain that there are thousands of posters who would love it if you fucked off compared to your two neckbeards.

Also, I am insulted that you would accuse me of frog posting. How dare you accuse me of something equivalent to blasphemy?
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>>25836754
Sure, but they aren't really "posters" if they don't show any traits of being human beings. They're subhuman maggots whose opinions don't really matter.

I'm accusing you of frogposting since you have about the same mental capacity of one, judging from your reasoning skills.
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>>25836594
Why do you even come here?

Honest question really.

It seems that all you do is complain about how much you hate us.

I mean, I hate tumblr, but you won't find me posting how much I hate tumblr on tumblr.

I just stay the hell away from tumblr.
>>
>>25836594
>>25836644
>>25836685
>>25836730
>>25836797
god damn trip fag just fuck off already.
he's right, no one wants you here all you do is shit up the board and beg for attention
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>>25836812
I broaden my intelligence by trying to unravel the mystery of the mentally retarded.

I don't hate /r9k/ manbabies, per se. I may dislike them, but that doesn't make them less interesting.

>>25836844
That's not what >>25836706 said.
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>>25836594
dojwhatever you're my least favorite tripfag now get out
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>>25836903
We all fucking hate you

Go shove your head in a fire

REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25836929
>dojwhatever
It's just Doj.

You're my least favorite Anonymous, now get out. Noone wants you here.
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>>25836903
I have another question.

Is your fedora collection as broad as your intelligence?
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>>25836958
I own zero (0) fedoras because I'm not a pseudo intellectual, unlike what you apparently claim me to be.

No, silly Anon. There exist actual intelligent human beings on this planet, and you are definitely not one of them if you lack the basic willpower of not being brainwashed by a meme.

Read a book, nigger.

>>25836972
>>25836944
>he said, while blatantly violating rule 6
Great posts, Reddit.
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>>25836997
No no no!

No memes here, just an honest question.

What great ideas have you came up with O'wise tripman?
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>>25836494
>hating niggers
>not surrendering to the BBC
Give up already.
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>>25836730
>>25836956
>waaa I'm butthurt but I'm fighting back!!!
You're the most faggot tripfag I've encountered
Accept the fact that you're unwanted and move on with your life ffs. Why can't you understand that tripcodes were not made for the purpose of attention whoring? This is an anonymous site for a reason and you're ruining it
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>>25836997
I think my posts are very high quality if you dissagree than you can fuck off.

>le reddit meme
>going full euphoric thinking it will help hide your massive fedora collection
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>>25837027
>waaa I'm butthurt but I'm fighting back!!!
What does this even mean? And I don't deny that I'm unwanted, I'm just saying that I'm not unwanted by everyone, which you claim to be a fact, when it's obvious it's not when I have plenty people on Skype to tell me otherwise.

>that tripcodes were not made for the purpose of attention whoring?
That's not why I'm using a trip.
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>>25836997
In a way you're violating global rule 13.
Either way, you're destroying the best feature of this site: anonymity.
Idiot.
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>>25837027
>This is an anonymous site for a reason and you're ruining it
Nope, see this other pic.

>>25837034
It doesn't matter what you think. What matters is what the staff thinks, and they would definitely tell you that your posts are incessant shitposts.
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>>25837088
>that's not why I'm using a trip
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH BOY
MAN THATS A GOOD ONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH
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>>25836494
>How?
>Are
>You?
>We
>Hate
>Hate
>Niggers
>Too.

damn that's some sick rhyming there
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>>25837089
>using a trip violates rule 13
lol
See the pic I posted here, by the way: >>25837102

>>25837104
Yes, silly Redditor. Other reasons exist to using a trip.
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>>25837116
>le reddit maymay
>please believe me I swear I'm not an attention whoring faggot
wew lad

This just keeps getting better and better
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>>25837116
>silly Redditor
lmao my sides
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>>25837116
Nice job getting anons to reply.

You're a master baiter.
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>>25837129
>>25837133
Why is it that you lads always get so defensive when I call you a Redditor? You may it very hard not to immediately be convinced that it is, in fact, true.

>>25837158
Fuck off Samson.
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>>25837183
Nah, I'm Nosmas
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>>25837158
his whole tripcode existence is for bait/attention
he even said so himself

>>25837183
I was laughing at the fact that you said "silly Redditor" as if it were the worst insult you could think of
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>>25837183
>fuck my reddit meme didn't work
>god damnit they can really tell I'm an attention whoring bitch
>better make up something to come back with
>"why do you get so offended..."
Come on m8 the reddit meme is so basic, try harder please. Not only are you a tripfag, you're really shit at this


Also fuck you man, Samson can say whatever the fuck he wants. Why do you fuck off you damn trip fag?
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>>25837193
Nice to meet you, Nosmas.

>>25837210
It's not an insult, it's condescension.
>he even said so himself
I never said this.

>>25837212
>he keeps droning on about trying to prove he's not a redditor
lol
Didn't even read past your first sentence.
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>>25836644
I hate you but I respect those digits
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>>25837235
I mean if it means so much to you, yes I do go onto reddit. Mostly for TrueSTL. That shit is hilarious.

But please, go be a pretentious cunt somewhere else. We don't need attention whores here.

Also I know you said "stop reading..." but we all know you read the whole post. And you cried. Because it's true.
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>>25837236
Thanks, but this isn't [s4s], so you don't have to do this.

>>25837278
>I do go onto Reddit
There you go, and Doj was right once again. Case closed.
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>>25837291
>Not respecting digits

Shake my hen To be honest Family member
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>>25837315
Dubs culture violates rule 3 on anywhere that isn't /b/ or [s4s].
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>>25837291
It doesn't change the fact that you're a sorry excuse for a human being that is shitting up the board with your desperate quest for attention.

If I were you I would try to find a way to kill myself before tomorrow.
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>>25836730

frogposters contribute more to this board than you tripfags ever do. Fuck off
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>>25837329
>muh rules
Fuck off m8 this is an off topic board, he can post what he wants
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>>25837329
Shake My Hen

Snitches get stitches.
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>>25837315
man the expression on his face is just perfect haha
>>
Hey fucking Doje
I'm going to leave this thread now. You're boring and immature as fuck.
I hope you're happy I paid attention to you.
Learn to grow up and own your flaws. You're a shit tier tripfag
>>25837291
>Doj was right once again
At least try to talk like an adult when you're arguing
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>>25837332
I singlehandedly raise any thread's quality I post in from 0 to something.

>>25837345
Good post, Reddit!

>>25837347
Uh, no? /r9k/ is not an off topic board. It's a topicless board with global rules. Read the sticky you fucking Redditor.

>>25837363
It's okay, I didn't report you because you're a friendly lad. I just hope you will refrain from violating rules in the future, as someone else may not be this forgiving.

>>25837380
>UR CHILDISH
>he said after posting half a dozen random insults
Good post, Reddit.
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>>25837380
Hell yeah man. I need to fucking sleep. Hope I never see your sorry ass again tripfag.
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>>25836494

That was sweet in a retarded little brother way <3
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>>25837392
Once again though
>reddit
>reddit
>reddit
>reddit
>reddit

Do you even try? Like please. Put some fucking thought into your posts, don't just scream memes out when someone upsets you.
Also
>reporting
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>>25837392
I didn't even check some digits, so I didn't do anything wrong but okay.
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>>25837399
This :-)
Too bad the tripfag directed us away from the thread OP
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>>25837418
I only call those who apply the opposite of logic to the full extend of their post Reddit. There's plenty of thought in that, Reddit.

>>25837436
You checked mine. That's still a dubs/get post.
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>>25836956
If you killed yourself that would be good and the board would slightly improve
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>>25837485
...But I wasn't the guy who checked your digits.

Why do you care so much about the littlest shit?
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>>25837485

A lack of situational awareness is a sign of autism. Forever will you be stigmatized as an autist in everyone's eyes. Thanks for shitting up this thread with your toxic prescence
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>>25837515
I'm sorry Anon. I will not kill myself.

>>25837522
Oh, then why are you talking to me as if you were?
I care because, without rules, we face to stupor.

>>25837543
Okay, Reddit.
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>>25837553
Dude, you keep acting like you're super intelligent and yet you can't even defend yourself properly

Instead of responding to criticism with meaningful responses, you just fling out the same insult over and over again.

Like a child.
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>>25837602

Like a virgin
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>>25837602
The super intelligent will never bother to explain themselves to the mentally underdeveloped. It's simply a waste of time because you will never understand it.

Bask in that, Reddit.

>>25837614
Hehe roastie xD
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>>25837654
Uh huh.

I'm sure that the super intelligent wouldn't rely on ad hominem to evade a proper argument.
>>
>>25837654


>a trip fag thinks he's super intelligent

Im actually a dude with a bigger dick then you
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>>25837654
Do you have a good life that you're happy with?
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>>25837698
But it's not ad hominem, anon. I'm not trying to discredit any of your arguments. I'm just shooing you off because you're a pest.

>>25837705
Than*

>>25837739
100%
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>>25837762
You seem like a person who sees the worst in everything and can't be happy. I don't hate you or anything but you seem really obnoxious, and probably aren't too well liked
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>>25837762
>It's not ad hominem
>"The super intelligent will never bother to explain themselves to the mentally underdeveloped."

Do you even know what you're talking about?
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>>25837771
You're right, I'm not. I don't seek validation of my life through other people's acceptance, though. I care almost nothing for other people.

I don't see the worst in everything, but I do see the worst in everyone.

>>25837784
But there is no argument to even discredit. I'm simply shooing you off since all you can do is complain about nothing in particular.
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>>25836494
>Your beloved faggots from /b/
Nope. No love from us to sixteen year old edgy tweens. Gtfo of this site and die

/b/ is the biggest piece of shit of a board in this galaxy. Fuck you newfag cunts
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>>25837802
You're one to talk about complaining.

All you ever fucking do is complain endlessly about us "manchildren"

It's even more grating than the frogposters.
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>>25837835
But manchildren are frogposters.
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>>25836594
>misogyny board
>LEL epic feminism memes wow i better post this on /r9k/. thnx ihazcheeseburger
Your mother lays down with 60 niggers/day
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>>25837862
>misogyny board
/r9k/ is a topicless board, fucking Redditor.
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>>25837847
What's your point?

That means nothing to me.
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>>25837891
You just called yourself grating.
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>>25836494
I'm sick of you cunts invading our board as of late. Why the fuck has /b/ been coming here so much?
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>>25837875
>topicless board
You fucking what? And trees are green. What does that have to do w/ it you cheeky cunt
>fucking Redditor
Excuse you
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>>25837906
Because you openly invite underaged /b/ posters by trying to force shitposting and memeposting as your own board culture. Maybe if you'll simply fuck off to /b/ yourself, or wizchan, then maybe /r9k/ wouldn't be an appealing vacation spot for /b/.

>>25837917
I means that you quoted "misogyny board" wrong, as I was talking about board culture specifically.
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>>25837904
Uh what?

I don't frogpost.
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>>25837927
Don't ever reply to one of fucking my posts ever again if you have bullshit to say
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>>25837928
But you called yourself a manchild.
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>>25837941
>said the redditor
Okay.
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>>25837927
>>25837944
Alright thats it. get the fuck out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>25837959
>said the redditor
Don't ever reply to one of fucking my posts ever again if you have bullshit to say
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hey guys look at this cute anime girl
...
while you were distracted the fight ended.
everyone is Happy
>>
>>25837944
I guess that adding in the quotes wasn't enough to make it obvious that it was sarcasm.
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>>25837984
Im gon stick my dick in it 3===> ~ ~ ~
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>>25837984
Woah.. How did that happen? Oh wait, it didn't, because moeshit only ever pisses people off if anything.
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>>25838003
please fuck all of my open holes
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>>25838010
Is ear sex a thing?
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>>25838028
if you want it to be ;)
we can try anything anon
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