Good morning wipecucks!
Just spent the last hour rinsing out my asshole with lukewarm water. Now I feel completely clean and healthy.
Meanwhile you barely have the time to take a toilet break at work so have to wipe as fast as possible.
>not being a rich NEET and having one of your 20 servants gently wipe your ass for you with gold speckled silk.
Poor NEETs these days.
my life changed the day I realized I could just hop in the shower and rinse my asshole out
I feel so clean all the time, meanwhile wagies have to sit in their own shit for 10 hours a day after spreading it around with sandpaper
Do you just rinse or do you also remove the shower head, insert the hose and gently rinse inside? It's also fun to shock your inner ass by suddenly switching between freezing cold, boiling hot and full power
is a healthy alternative to wiping. Always wash your hands with soap afterwards.