A milf roastie decided she will take your virginity. All you gotta do is stay around her for a day and not act like a total dork. Can you do it? The catch is she is one of those dumbass stupid dog lovers and houses two demon dog pitbulls and a rottwiller in her house. She promises they dont bite
Wat so you do
Pic related is her
Had a milf at work offer to take mine when she found out. Spent the day with her and her kid till she shook him off for the evening and hopped on my dick.
It was boring and kind of annoying to get through the day, but worth it in the end.
Don't talk about vidya, anime, and any nerdy stuff
Speak about future proyects and personal prefference trying to avoid nerdy stuff
Do not think that much while speaking, try to make her laugh, and drink something with her
Also get to be friends with dogs
>work at small antique store
>every two days same lonely single mom comes in to browse
>every time she comes and talks to me
>laughs at everything I say like its hilarious
>touches my arm when she talks to me
>eyes me when she thinks I'm not looking
>comments on how strong I look
>"accidentally" backs in to me while shopping multiple times
>similar build to OP pic (big butt, wide hips, but more fat, small tits)
>friday she buys a couch
>says she has no help to load it into her house
>asks if I could come over and help her unload
>panic and say I am busy after work
>asks if I can help on monday
I'm really nervous robots, I think she wants the D but I don't know what to do. I think I'm going to screw this up.
>all you gotta do is not act like a total dork
I already failed t b h
Lel, you're so desperate for sex that you're letting her manipulate you completely. She doesn't like you. She just likes free labor. Everything you're seeing as signs are in your head.
this is what I'm worried about, I have 0 experience with this stuff so I'm not sure if I can trust my instincts. I think I'll go and help but I won't try to make any moves, if she goes for it I'll do it but otherwise I'll just leave.
dunno so far it looks like she really wants your dick
i dont know why she would be so friendly all this time just to not finally pay like $20 of labor, makes no sense
JUST DO IT MANGG
damn, I love dogs, they're the best animals ever and it's rare for a dog to not like me but there are limits
I fucked this chick once, she had two dogs that almost ruled over her, like cats rule over some ladies. Wouldn't even let me shoo them off the bed when we fucked.
what the fuck man
fat chance, dogs go apeshit at me on sight. Even my grandma's well behaved labrador want's a piece of my jugular for some reason.
I ain't getting torn apart by a pack of dogs for maybe pussy.
>"So, does the couch make a lot of noise if you move on it?"
>> act normie for day
>> free fuck
>> you ask whats in it for her
im going to guess shes a single parent and whats in it for her is she gets to feel less shity about her self after all she got knocked up by a chad who has about as much spine as a jelly fish when it comes to be a father to her kid