Oh Hi there wagecuck!
You know what day it is? That's right! It's Monday! You're favorite day of the week!
Better hurry up to work so you're not late your boss.
>work my 10 hour job
>tired as fuck
>read this shit
It's MLK day neetster. Wait until tomorrow night to post this.
Hah jokes on you. Monday is my weekend, Wednesday is my Monday, nightclub work is late nights too so you never Catch me going to work with these.
I'm still a wagekek though
can i join the neet club? i'm not officially unemployed, but i'm down to one day a week (4 hours) plus ad-hoc assignments that i do at home when i feel like it.
there aint no such thing as a half way neet
i already am of the master race, i just can't pull the trigger on full-blown neet because i'd probably get committed and then i'd die. otherwise i'm as neet as it gets, senpai
>asked a slack-off coworker today to finish up a chore before he left
>ranted and raved at me about how it's my job to do that and he does so much and i never appreciate it and he's going to talk to the bosses about it
>on the same day that i got chewed out by the bosses for being "late" (their shitty clocks are fast) and not doing every single one of a growing list of shit they've decided is now my responsibility
maybe i'll get fired. i'm seriously excited
I work a day a month setting up tours for entertainers. I make what you make in 4 months of your neetbux in a week.
I have a job I can brag to anyone about and everyone loves it.
Your thinking you're better than anyone for getting 700$ a month from the government, while knowing you'll never get a real job because you're "disabled" is fucking hilarious you fat retard
I know you guys are gonna ignore this because of "muh circlejerking" but what exactly is wrong with earning your own living? Growing up, my parents always gave me examples of hard work and determination. And now, in university, I find it not only my task, but my duty to earn my living, too.
Not that I wanna end a slave. But there is a huge difference between a working person, and a slave. And if you have to ridicule hard-working people to feel better about your worthless existence, I feel pity for you.
Oh Hi there NEET!
You know what day it is? That's right! It's rent day! You're favorite day of the week!
Better get in these stockings so you're not late for your landlord.
Christ alive, I KNOW this is the baitiest of bite, but I'll bite. I'm genuinely curious as how you spend your day, OP. Most of your posts (I'm assuming it's you, over and over again) seem to imply that you lie wrapped up in bed. That's great for an extra hour or two in the morning, sure, but what else do you do? If you're bed all day you're going to end up like that poor 'sloth' fucker in Seven.
Yes, yes. I need the frustrated, mad, angry tears of the RAGIE WAGIES
Unfortunately it's a holiday, NEET, so my wagecucks aren't making anything for you to buy, and I still have to pay them. Oy vey.
Listen to the crys and taste the salty tears if a thousand wagecucks time to go to bed for me godspeed neets sweet dreams I'll get an extra few hours sleep for the ragey wageys
Mr. Rothenshekelsbergstein gave you the day off for mlk day? Congrats on the day of freedom. Hopefully you can use this time to pack all your lunches for the week and prepare your work clothes.
Congrats on receiving enough jew tokens to buy what the tv tells you to as well.
Serious question: If President Sanders is elected, would Social Security for mental illness and 6 month unemployment benefits go up?
I want to know, that way I can join /r9k/ with an autismo disorder soon and collect free money that's worth potentially ruining my prospects for. (Not the kiddie $800 a month shit they get now.)
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Bernie will give every citizen 1000 dollars per week
>still bragging about jew points
Boy, your superior NEET philosopher-king intellect sure is strong in this post
Your the faggit workie
jokes on you neetfag! Today's a paid holiday for me! I get to sit at home and shitpost on here jsut like you, but I get paid for it! Too bad you will never know how good this feels.
I'd never work for ANY company, wagie, because I actually value my time! Today I'm going to cash in my Good Boy Points and get some cash from my mom for a delicious Subway sandwich.
>Mass shooting prevention and general autist maintenance.
since your day off is the only day you feel alive, it should be called your day on
Enjoy it while it lasts. No more of this welfare state nannying when the God Emperor is elected.
>so you're not late your boss.
This doesn't look like the coherent sentences written by well rested NEETs at their leisure.
Agreed, Trump is gonna take all the NEETbux away to build a wall and keep all the mexicans out, why? So there will be more jobs of course! ;^)
>worked 60 hours this past week
>boss tells me pay will be a week late
>starving, haven't eaten in two days
>got turned down when i applied for food stamps
Fucking shit. I think I'm gonna just become a hobo neet and steal for a living.
>be in the air force
>am a historian (i shit you not, look it up)
>get to spend most of my time on 4chan
>when I actually have to "work" it's reading cool war stories and writing a couple pages about it
>taxcucks pay for my housing, food, clothes, utilities, alcohol, etc
>still get a fat paycheck too
Fuck being a neet and fuck being a wagekek. Militarykek is the master race.
>also work closing shift
>do everything major correctly
>get bitched at and taken off the schedule for a day over a minor fucking thing like forgetting to take out one trash bag that was 1/4 full
Why are business owners such fags?