Oh, hello there sardine cuck, enjoying your rotten fish with guts et al, packed into a smelly, rotting can? Oh but of course you say you love it sardine cuck, but you envy me with my Heinz beans, high in fibre, 1 of my five a day, and the perfect robot snack.
Another day, another sardine.
HEINZ BEANS NO SARDINES
I've been eating cold beans in tomato sauce out of the can since the winter of '13-'14. It all started when I was workin a job up north and decided to take my lunch break in the picker truck instead of walking 30 meters to the lunch room in the shop and buddy opens the door says to me laughing you know theres a microwave upstairs? At that point I was already too comfy so I said nah Im ok eating here. Then he laughed and it became my thing after that and I just went with it. I prefer cold beans now anyway
the best brand of beans, too bad you americucks can't get it
not food for a gentleman such as yourself
might I suggest something?
Why not both? Sardines and beans. Beans and sardines.
Some brands have the whole sardine in the can, they must cook them long enough to make the bones soft. It's pretty gross because the fish guts are in there, its the whole fish. Its been many moons since I ate a can of whole sardines but I remember the spine being soft and a little crunchy
triggers sardinecucks, and so does the fact that I'm currently eating real human beans.
Hello there, neet. Wagecuck here.
My breakfast for the last 11 years, 7 of which have been spent getting up for work and the rest getting up for university, has been almost always the same.
>Put oats in a sauce pan.
>Roast them for a minute or two to get the flavor out, without burning or cooking them.
>Add some water and stir with a wooden spoon as they turn into a mushy creamy porridge.
>As the water evaporates, lower the heat and at milk. Keep stirring.
>Take off the heat and eat either with honey, or cheese, depending on your mood.
>Eat with a mug of coffee or green tea.
I am able to do this in minutes in the morning, and it keeps me full until my afternoon lunch break.
It costs me next to nothing in stress or money or effort. Am I doing well, neet? Am I sufficient for you?
>Why yes I would like to purchase these three Heinz Canned Beans, and have a wonderful day m'lady
Is this what r9k has turned into? Bean memes?
It's catchy. I can get beHeinz it
You poor, cultureless Amerifat. Heinz tinned beans are the spraycheez of legumes. Real beans need to be slow-cooked for twelve hours (or more) with lard and molasses.
Sardine cuck? What the fuck is this supposed to mean? Is everything a cuck now?
"Hello black tea cuck, I am enjoying my green masterrace tea."
This meme is fucking pathetic.
I still eat my heinz beans tho
The better brand for beans coming through