>Hungry and want McDonalds but can't drive
>Decide to wake up my Mom to drive me
>"Honey it's 3 a.m. go back to bed, I'm not getting you McDonalds."
>Start to sob in their bedbroom
>"YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU!?" I scream
>I rip open her drawer and start throwing her clothes out
>She finally caves in and takes me
>I get chicken nuggets
>Silent the whole way there and back
>Finally get home, I'm in the back seat laying down
>"I need to lock the car, come inside"
>I whisper "No" and pretend I'm asleep
>"Jesus christ cut the shit anon"
>Tell her I want dad to carry me inside like a kid
>She tries to pull me out
>Scream and kick her in the stomach
>She storms off inside
>Mfw she actually got Dad, pissed as hell
>Mfw he and Mom both had to carry me out and into my bed
>4am last tuesday
>I have wandered out of my bedroom to the kitchen
>had specifically asked mom to buy me a cherry pie for this night
>I look through the fridge and then it catches my eye, a beautiful pie with a note that says "For anon <3" on it
>pure ecstasy flows through my body as I get my special fork and take the first bite
>the rancid taste of strawberry fills my mouth
>I gag, almost choking
>I don't mind strawberry normally but I specifically asked for cherry and did not expect this
>I never asked for this
>the pie basically raped my mouth
>with all my strength I smack the pie and make it fly across the kitchen
>I begin throwing all of the food out of the fridge in a fit of rage until mom comes down
>run up to my room and push her over yelling "you're a strawberry cunt"
>she falls on my drum set I put in the living room and begins crying
>I run upstairs and shove my head under the sheets until I fall asleep
>the night after, go downstairs to rummage for food and there is an assortment of pies in the fridge
>mom flinches when I walk by her now
Normalfags are such weak minded individuals. I'm glad she knows that I'm the head of this household.
>sitting in my room posting on 4chan and listening to porn
>mom comes to my door
>"Anon, could you please keep the volume down, it's 3 AM."
>"Come on Anon, we have work tomorrow, we can't all stay up all night like you."
>I get mad
>don't even take my eyes off the computer
>she keep trying to talk
>I start screaming "SAGE SAGE SAGE" at her
>she sighs, closes my door and leaves
Not my fucking fault they choose to have wage slave jobs.
>My dick gets really hard and naturally I want to go stick it in the peanut butter jar
>go to kitchen and discover we have no PB
>go up to mom's room
>"WHAT TE SHIT HAPpENED TO ALL TE PEANUT BUDDER (i have a speech impediment) CUNT!"
>O-oh anon I-i'm afraid that old jar was filthy and had expired and-"
>slam the door so fucking hard behind me it cracks and there is a faint smell of rancid fart in the room
>my mom is literally farting herself in terror
>she knows that at the end of the week I take the cumbudder and make a sandwhich with it
>"I guess I hab te teach you a lesson"
>get her cirrohsis lotion
>stick my dick in it and cum all over it
>"If you change that the next thing is your buddhole"
>wink and start whistling the theme song to Bear and the Big Blue house and go back to sleep
fucking normie parents man
>mom walks into my room to give me supper
>I have my Pokemon cards spread out on the floor
>tell her to be careful, they are collectable
>she fucking steps on my Lapras
>jump down from my office chair to inspect any possible damage
>it is bent
>refuse to eat supper until she buys me a new one
>she asks how much it's worth
>tell her $50
>she gives me $50 whilst apologizing and I reluctantly eat supper
>ask for double desert and she complies
She got off easy that time. It won't be so easy next time she fucks up.
>run out of fast food
>ring bell I had my dad's electrician friend install
>mom comes in 4 seconds
>shake bag in front of her
>she knows what it means and bows, leaving
>hoping she doesnt fuck up the order
>leave room to go to restroom
>step on scale, 350 lbs, new record
>return to my $5000 computer, dad buys one every three years
>mom comes with food with dad next to her
>"you should treat your mother with more respect"
>triple backflip to dad and get in his face
>"what the fuck did you say faggot?"
>go back to mmo
>have sex with mom later
>mom has a shih tzu dog, or as I like to call it ''shit dog''
>trying to watch my anime in peace, but the fucker is laying there staring at me
>yell for mom
>tell her the piece of shit dog is staring at me again and I can't relax while being watched
>''It's just a dog, anon. He doesn't know what he's doing.'' ''He likes you.''
>he's still fucking looking at me
>lose my shit
>run upstairs and put on my special USSR boots
>run back down and threaten to stomp shit dog if mom doesn't get it out of my sight AND cook me some Totino's Pizza Rolls
IF THE DOG TEASES ME AGAIN, IT'S GETTING IT! All dogs are normalfags.
>at my uncle's funeral
>mom tells me to put away my nintendo 3ds
>i roll my eyes at her
>she snatches it from me
>now i have to listen to this boring eulogy
>start stomping my feet and and chanting "3ds"
>whole church stops and is looking at us
>she's so embarrassed she gives the 3ds back to me
>she took it away mid level so i had to fucking start all over again
Fucking cunt, this is the shit I put up with.
I've read this before.
You've defeated the robot.
100 gbp to Gryfindor.
>you're a strawberry cunt
caught me off guard, holy fuck
>Just me and my daddy, hanging out! x3c
>I got pretty hungry so I started to pout :c
>He asked if I was down for something yummy :3c
>and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! >//3//<
>Yeah! Yeah! x3
>I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole o3o
>It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... uwu
>Harder daddy! Harder daddy! o////w////o
>1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 owo
>I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! >:D
>He makes me feel squishy! He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ^.^
>Roastie misses the point and ruins the thread as usual.
I LOVE CUMMIES x3
I NEED CUMMIES :O
I GET CUMMIES ;)
I GIVE CUMMIES =3
I DID A GOOD CUMMY I GOT A GOOD CUMMY x3 cx
IN MY FACE IN MY BP AS LONG AS ITS CUMMY :3
I LOVE CUMMIES IN MY SQUISHY TUMMIES!!