Hello robots. I am a girl. I thought you gross perverts would

That actually made me happy for once

>>25829539
Fembots don't poop ritard

Nice try

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>there are millions of girls right now stuck on buses that need to poop

>>25829539
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READ MY TUMBLR BLOG PLEASE ME
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Nice thread, here's your reply

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>>25829539

>I'm stuck on a bumpy bus for another hour and I really, really really have to poop. It hurts and I'm desperately trying to not make any weird noise or faces. My entire being is concentrated on this and it sucks I wish I could just go

I'M A PUPPY LOL HOW DID I GET IN THIS COSTUME? PLEASE DON'T LAUGH AT ME I WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU LOSE ALL CONTROL OF YOUR BOWELS AND END UP SITTING ON A ***SOGGY HOT MESS***

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>>25829621
>those millions will feel pleasure once they finally let go of the gas and pressure build up, then have a solid mass of digested food matter slip out of their buttholes

man, that really sucks
in my country, we call dhiarrea "mal de camioneta"
which translates to "bus malady"
truly a nasty situation

>>25829621
Your vagina is no match to my superior intellect! Begon maiden! My vape and fedora will blow your female witch powers out of the water! *hiss*

> your oneitis has squeezed a trunk like shit through her ass cheeks and used her hands to pass paper in between her cheeks and scrape off leftover fecal matter

I say we all keep bumping this thread until everybody has heard our message

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you've come to the wrong place.

>>25829539
Let it all out anon.

Another thing is that I have a really small bladder and I take medication that makes pee pass easily. If I have to urinate it is ALWAYS painful, with massive pressure and discomfort. Often times I'll drip a bit in my pad before I can finally get to a toilet and quietly squeak in relief.


Also I have a penis and people mistake me for a female regularly

>>25829539
Do girls like to do shit-dildoing like guys do?

>>25829539
Just ignore the feeling of your bowels screaming at you to just relax your bum bum.

Ignore the pressure built up in your pootube.

Just don't think about letting all out.

Don't think of the pleasurable feeling of it slipping out and into the toilet.

>>25829981

I don't think girls feel pleasure from anal sex the way we do.

>>25829680
girls don't have a prostate, and thus cannot feel pleasure from shitty.

>>25830088
I don't see how anal is pleasurable at all.

I tried lubing up my finger and sticking it in my asshole, but it just got covered in shit and my ass burned for a few hours.

And that was just one teeny weeny finger!

How can they handle a PENIS?!

>>25830133

I think you need to go deep enough to stimulate the prostate.

And yeah, it kind of burns. I think you need to stretch it out.

>>25830133
I just tickle my bumhole. I wouldn't want to stick anything up there that's pretty gay.

>>25830245
lol thats what i said before i found my prostate.
Now its like i entered masturbation 2.0

You're ass hurts? Post pics.

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>>25830133
I guess you just don't like it. If you have a good diet and time your play around your shit you wont end up with a poopy finger.
I like it with just a little penetration or a lot. Feelsgoodman