Why didn't the McPizza really take off? It probably was better than the $5 Hot and Ready from Little Ceasars and would make an ideal appetizer.
Did anyone ever have the McPizza? Did it make all your dreams come true?
I feel like black people would hate it but they can get fish sandwiches instead.
Bottom line, I like eating at McDonalds and like pizza too.
Well actually there's a reason that the $5 Hot N Ready from Little Caesar's took off and the McPizza didn't and that's because the McPizza just couldn't compete with the great deals, only at Little Caesar's.
That's right! A HOT-N-READY pepperoni pizza, hot out of the oven and ready when you are! No need to call ahead! No need to wait! No limit! Just stop in. What a deal! Only at Little Caesar's.
>you will never be able to jack off in a McDonald's bathroom while they cook your McPizza
>you'll never once eat the best meal of your life and then pee in the floor of a booth while nobody is looking
Mcdonalds is American
Burger > America
Pizza > Italy
When you go outside the theme it's harder to sell for some reason, doesn't hit people as authentic... this saying about mcdonalds food being authentic at all.
But you can watch Lindsay Lohan doing something similar at least.
>being this evasive when your shilling is exposed
They also served McPasta.
I mean honestly McDonalds might be the best restaurant in the history of America.