Tell me ur biggest secrets:
I convinced a girl i knew to kill herself.
I said to her that i think when a person is done with her life its okay to kill himself.
>Uh, was always smartmouthed and quick-witted,
but something was always missing ....like six digits
Why is Earl not an /r9k/ mascot yet? He's Robot asl.
I cut off a toddler's finger on a cruise a few years back. There was a pneumatic door, and when I pressed the button to open it, the kid's fingers got caught underneath, tore the index and middle finger off at the third digit.
>not liking Earl
You realize Earl is the epitome of robotism, right?
>doesn't like shit, doesn't go outside
I had everything planned for the quick but gruesome murder of one of my former classmates from middle school who used to "sort of" bully me (we were like friends but we fought all the time and he was stronger than me). I was walking on the street behind him ready to attack but gave up as soon as I realized how pathetic his life had become. He was extremely fat and hairy, studying his ass off in college for a shitty degree and was a guy fawkes mask fedora retard. His own life was enough punishment. He could easily fit in with this board.
I just shoulder checked him from the back and when he whined I said "fuck off, landwhale" without even looking at him.
Still don't know if he recognized my voice.
Yes, it's rapper Earl Sweatshirt
He raps some depressing negative shit you niggas would love