Tell me ur biggest secrets: I'll Start. I convinced a girl

>>25825146
>normies being affected by others opinions

Good riddance, retards like that deserve to die anyway.

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>Uh, was always smartmouthed and quick-witted,
but something was always missing ....like six digits

Why is Earl not an /r9k/ mascot yet? He's Robot asl.

>earlposter
go back to reddit but only in 2013

I cut off a toddler's finger on a cruise a few years back. There was a pneumatic door, and when I pressed the button to open it, the kid's fingers got caught underneath, tore the index and middle finger off at the third digit.

>>25825460
alot of us do, /r9k/ isnt really the place to discuss rap though

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>>25825810
>not liking Earl

You realize Earl is the epitome of robotism, right?
>hates Stacy's
>hates normies
>doesn't like shit, doesn't go outside

Engaged in bestiality.

>>25825862
What?! How badly you get in trouble?

>>25825146
>I said to her that i think when a person is done with her life its okay to kill himself.
But that's true.

>>25826051

I didn't. The parents were nearby and whisked him away to the doctor on board without a word. Never heard from them or the ship's staff about it.

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>>25825146
I had everything planned for the quick but gruesome murder of one of my former classmates from middle school who used to "sort of" bully me (we were like friends but we fought all the time and he was stronger than me). I was walking on the street behind him ready to attack but gave up as soon as I realized how pathetic his life had become. He was extremely fat and hairy, studying his ass off in college for a shitty degree and was a guy fawkes mask fedora retard. His own life was enough punishment. He could easily fit in with this board.

I just shoulder checked him from the back and when he whined I said "fuck off, landwhale" without even looking at him.

Still don't know if he recognized my voice.

>>25825146
>not saying that she can kill herself after she's sucked your dick
I'm disappointed, anon.

>>25825146
is the guy in this pic the same guy from that gif that wafts a pizza up to his face and then gives an "a-ok?" they look incredibly similar. anyone have that gif for comparison?

I put ground up glass in my dads food about an hour ago
He just went to bed

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>>25827160
Yes, it's rapper Earl Sweatshirt

He raps some depressing negative shit you niggas would love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCqbOp9-hd8

who /solace/ here