>Thinking of buying a waifu body pillow
Sh-Should I do it robots?
>tfw the pillow arrives in rolled up plastic instead of a box and I just KNOW the Korean apartment worker who signed for it knows what it was
>this same guy is the apartment inspector
Already got one.
I was gonna cut a whole is the body pillow and put the flesh light in there.
Not if you get 2-way tricot senpai, it's almost like silk.
I watched a porn one time where the girl told me to hump my pillow. It was fun :)