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I finally went through with it and had sex with a prostitute today after two years of having no intimate contact with a human female. I'm sure some of you guys have thought of doing the same thing so let me know if you have any questions about my experience. I'll greentext it next post.
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wud ur weenor smel lik affer?
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>>25823852
what is your favorite pizza topping?
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Did it ease the pain?
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>>25823852
>been browsing backpage for awhile now
>finally decide to do it
>find a hot looking girl that doesn't look too trashy and text her
>we agree to meet a 2pm today
>I leave an hour early so I can check out the place
>not sure if I should bring condoms but I do just in case
>drink rum in the car to make me less nervous
>it turns out to be a pretty nice hotel
>go to the bar across the street and have a beer while I wait for the time
>she texts me and tells me to come to the 7th floor, I do and she sends me the room number
>walk towards her room and the door opens before I have a chance to knock
>I step inside
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What size is your foot?
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>>25823917
I'll hijack OP's post because I did the same thing

I felt pretty good afterwards (like for two hours), then I felt extremely lonely and sad

Then I got back to normal I guess, except now I'm not insecure about

>being called a virgin
>when people start talking about sex in front of me
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How do I know if it's legit?

Do I search body rubs instead of escorts?
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>>25824014
How did she react to you being a virgin?
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>>25823995
>can tell right away that it's not the same girl in the ad
>girl in the ad said she was 24, she looks closer to 30
>still looks similar and is still pretty hot, though she has some trashy looking tattoos
>we make small talk for a minute, then she says she'll need the "donation" up front
>I give her $160 for half an hour
>she takes off all her clothes except panties, tell me I can put my clothes next to the bed
>I get naked and she tells me to lay down
>she puts a condom on me immediately and starts sucking my dick
>it feels alright but there's no way I could cum from that through a condom
>start touching her boobs some and she tells me not to pinch because her nipples are sensitive
>eventually she puts lube on my dick, takes off her panties and gets on top
>she moans some but I'm not sure if she's faking it
>I try to get into it, grab her ass etc. but it doesn't feel passionate or intimate at all
>after a minute or two she asks if I want to switch positions
>we change to missionary and I fuck her like that for another couple minutes
>I have the instinct to kiss her but think it would be weird
>I cum pretty quickly, she tells me to put my condom in the toilet
>we talk for another couple minutes while I get dressed, then I leave
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>>25824188
I was embarrassed about it so I didn't tell her, but I was so contained and awkward that she actually fucking asked

>are you a virgin?

I just said

>no but I'm very inexperienced, and haven't had sex in like 2 years

I think she bought it. Very nice girl btw
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>>25823917
Nope, overall it was not worth what I paid. Basically felt like fucking a robot. I wasn't sure what kind of stuff I was allowed to do, there was no chemistry at all. Definitely not gonna do it again.

>>25823891
latex

>>25824188
I had a gf a couple years ago so not a virgin. Though I might as well have been since I only lasted a few minutes.
I did tell her it was my first time seeing an escort and she was fine. She told me what to do and all that.
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>>25824222
Fuck that sounds awful.
Would you do it again?
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>>25824305
I don't think so. Getting my dick sucked and playing with her boobs was alright but the actual sex wasn't fun, and it's definitely not worth what I paid.
I honestly get more enjoyment out of jerking off most of the time.
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>>25824270
If you go again say yes


Probably get deluxe treatment
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Is that website safe to use or will I go to prison?
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>>25824344
>I honestly get more enjoyment out of jerking off most of the time.
same, but it gets better after the first time (I have had sex 3 times in my life, 3 different prostitutes)

>>25824347
#2 and #3 didn't ask, I was less awkward although very clumsy still
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>>25824394
can you please answer >>25824018

What sings do you look for to tell if it's not a sting?
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>>25823917
Sex is a biological drive and fucking a woman whom you have no emotional connection to isn't going to ease your existential pain.
Save your money and just jerk off. Recognize your faults and work on actualizing yourself if you really want to get what you want, e.g. interpersonal affection.
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>>25824384
I think most of them are safe. I tried to avoid all the sketchy FOB asian girls that might be part of a sex trafficking ring.
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>>25824419
I'm not american so I don't know how things work there
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just fucked one this morning at my place. $250 for one hr. didn't even check this time to see if it was the 5-0, literally just called the first ad I saw. but I doubt they're doing outcall stings at 6:30 in the morning. I was drunk and lonely.

She was ugly but had nice tits and body. her sucking skills were aight. fucking whore actually made me feel a bit better.
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>>25824477
Did she suck your dick without a condom? I really want to find one who'll do that..
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>>25824439
Thanks! I'm only into dommes, traps, and dominate traps so Im not looking for trouble. I'm just pathetic and like wierd things.
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First time with a hooker is always shit whether you're a virgin or not. You either get conned in some way or your lack of experience fucks things up in some way.

I slept with two girls in an FKK club, on the same day (hours between them though) and lost my virginity to the first one. It was okay but a combination of not knowing how things work and my inexperience costed me (like making the rookie mistake of letting her get on top of me first, because cumming ends your session no matter what you agreed to and you still have to pay the full amount). I was also extremely nervous and almost left the room before we even started.

The second girl though was much better because I had some experience and know-how, even though it wasn't much, and because I wasn't a virgin anymore. It gets way better after the first time.
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>>25824511
Enjoy your STD then
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>his country doesn't have decimalised prostitution

Feel bad for Amerifats, if I'm in a dry spell I can just walk into any number of apartments and choose from a lineup of 7 or 8s from all over the world
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>>25824538
extremely unlikely to get one from being sucked
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>>25824511

at first, no. but she took it off and started to stroking me because I wasn't cumming. then I just grabbed her head and pushed her mouth down on it and she went with it.

for 250 though, you should be getting bbbj.
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>>25824538
I got my duck sucked no Condo and so far so good. My anxiety about getting an std is causing symptoms but I don't haveany actual reason to believe that I got one. Herpes specifically is what I'm concerned about. I got titfuckz from two other whores but I don't think I've got herpes. Even if my anxiety says otherwise.
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>>25824584
where are you from? very original comment
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How do you avoid getting arrested?
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>>25824638
No idea, I didn't take any special precautions. Some of the escorts on backpage have an ID number you can look up on theeroticreview.com and see ratings about them.
I honestly don't think it's that likely to get caught, and it's only a misdemeanor in my state anyway.
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>$160
>No nipple play
Waste of fucking money
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I've done Europe, Mexico, and Costa Rica.

Amsterdam:
>red light district
>pretty, young girls in window booths all along the street
>can get an orange juice and a joint at the coffee shop to calm the nerves
>50 Euro for suck and fuck. Extra for them to take off bra or to kiss.
>chicks are seriously hot
>one bad experience, girl was giving me handjob and just had a bitchy attitude, I left
>one super amazing experience, couldn't cum and the girl (the prettiest Romanian) made it her mission to make me cum
>she completed her mission
>the rest in between

Germany:
>Frankfurt RLD
>different than Holland
>you go in these big 10 story buildings and walk the stairs
>it's like a huge apartment complex but each room has a girl standing at the door
>really low quality girls desu
>would definitely avoid since the migrant thing

When I did it in 2010 the Euro was still expensive. Now, with the dollar so strong, I can't wait to go back! I think I'll go this summer (I'm 27) and check out the FKKs in Germany. They are places where you pay 70 Euro up front and then you get to enter a spa like place with 100 girls (I hear they are really sexy) and then you pay 50 euro for a suck and fuck.
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>>25824638
pretty easy
you just don't agree to sexual favors for money

the only way you can get arrested is if it's a cop who asks you so $XXX for [sex act]? and you say yeah

it's always a donation or money for her time only, you litterally can't get arrested for that
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>>25824890
Oh, and in the German FKK's the BJ's are bareback. All the girls have regular health checks.

I can't wait to go!!!!!!!
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>>25824890

Go to Spain (especially Barcelona) - hottest girls, cheapest prices, best service
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Hey man, I think we talked on omegle last night. You're the guy with the beard who said he has bipolar disorder right???
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>>25824890
I fucked a prozzie in Costa Rica, too. She was attractive, fucked me a couple of times, shared some coke with me, kissed me first to get things going. $150 total. Would recommend.
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I've always wanted to try backpage but im scared to go through with it. I am always hearing about massage parlors getting raided and just recently nearly 20 people in a neighboring town got arrested for trying to get a hooker from backpage.
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All the ads on backpage look so fake. The pictures are either clearly not of them, or the girl is really fat. There's no in between.
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>>25824954
Not all of them are, the one I went to required condoms for BJs.

You pay a fee to get in, are told or are given a brochure with the basic rules, and are led to a locker/shower room and given a key to a locker where you put all your clothes and valuables. Then you take a shower, put on a robe and slippers and head out to the main area. I took some money with me to buy drinks and such but not too much, it's better to pay the girls later from your locker.

After that it's just approach the girl you want and come to a deal, head to a private room and do it, and then (she'll follow you) go to your locker to pay her. And then take another shower and head back out. Sometimes the girl might take a shower with you (more to save time herself since she has to shower before heading back out too) but most of the time they probably won't and will leave after you've paid them to shower alone.

Most places (at least the FKK club I went to) have cameras almost everywhere and microphones in the rooms, to both protect the girls and prevent you from backing out on a deal. And there's always security just out of sight so don't try anything stupid. SO yeah, there will be people at least listening to you have sex, but if you're comfortable enough to even be there in the first place it shouldn't be a problem.
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>>25825163

a mouth is a mouth, cabron.
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>>25824890
I went to a FKK in Frankfurt last week. Didn't see any of the migrant thing, they must have got it contained now.

Went to FKK Oase, would recommend. I had a session with a Romanian qt. Then later on she brought a friend and convinced me to go with them both for a session.
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fucked 5 hookers in my life so far
3 black, 2 asian
only one of them(black) was a bad experience and another black was a bbw that i could barely get it up for but still had fun grabbing the heck outta her massive tits
haven't had sex for about 2 years now though, zero interest in dating, zero money for hookers and massive depression plus social anxiety
t. random robot
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>>25825074
nope that's me, I haven't seen my hookerfu yet
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>>25825252
Yea, FKK Oase is the one I'm planning on.

Did you rent a car? Where did you stay?
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>>25824593
Extremely unlikely to get one from oral sex under normal circumstances. Having unprotected oral sex with someone who has unprotected oral sex for a living is much more likely.
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>>25825221
Pretty interesting info anon.

So by the looks of it you get what you pay for and the higher end places are better, right? Versus RLD windows and internet hookers I mean.
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Once you cum it's over? Do some of them allow you to fuck multiple times in a given time?
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>>25826182
I think it depends on the girl, usually if you agreed with 1 hour you can cum as many times as you want in this period, but that's not so certain if you agreed with 30 minutes

But probably, the girl won't run away after you cum if it's been 10 minutes or something
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>>25826182
It depends. Some places it is 50 Euro for 30 minutes but if you cum at minute 10 that's it.

Really it's up to the girl.

This is why you negotiate UP FRONT. Clarify it.
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>>25824517
>Thanks! I'm only into dommes, traps, and dominate traps so Im not looking for trouble. I'm just pathetic and like wierd things.

XD this comment had be dying, its like - "Oh I'm a huge faggot so I don't have to worry like you guys", goddamn you can't write this stuff kek.
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>>25826924
where the fuck do you think you are

go back to reddit now
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I texted some girl from an ad a couple of days ago and she asked for my pic. Is this normal? She said she wants to know who's coming to her apartment
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>>25827042
I would move on, sounds weird

She's a whore, it doesn't matter how you look like
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>>25826978
>where the fuck do you think you are
Where do fags think they are, because r9k has become fag central recently, endless cuck, trapfag, what if you become a girl, feminine penis, etc threads and faggots like yourself will never tell the OP to go back to reddit. Or better yet /lgbt, why is all this gay shit being posted here?
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>Local girls are all "Super cute BBW" or total trash/ 50+ years old and fat
>I wouldn't even mind fucking an older woman but not that old and not one with saggy skin and missing teeth
>closest cute girls are in Tampa an hour away, don't want to drive that far for possibly nothing and probably get mugged by niggers
only reason I haven't gone to a prostitute yet, well that and I have a 4 inch dick
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>>25827042
Are you in America?

Save your fucking money for a trip to Central America or better yet Europe.

The exchange rate for the Euro is phenomal right now.

You are fucking stupid if you do prostitution stateside.
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>>25824518
FKK?
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>>25824222
this was almost exactly how it was for me, except the girl was pretty young and was the same as thr pics. i felt awkward so i hurried up & came within 10 mins so iy only costed $60
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