>how do you robots feel about this? Only men have to do this.
Penalties for not signing up
>no college loans/financial aid
>no drivers license
>no federal or state jobs
>250,000$ fine and up to 5 years in prison
Who's ready to die for women and a country that hates them!?!
>I'm a pacifist and would rather take 5 years in prison then be forced to murder in the name of the state.
Fortunately for me I was born with a heart defect that limits my stamina. I once even tried to call a recruiter when I was going through a severe bought of depression, and he had told me that I can't enlist. It's like a blessing in disguise, though I can't get NEETbuxs for that.
>not wanting to join the military and being part of the most kickasd organization on the planet while receiving free unlimited food, free education, free housing, a salary, and free gym membership, which requires you to be in good shape, all of these things guaranteeing you an 8/10 wife in spite of being a spaz Sperglord
Question: Does being in the military and going to a bar in uniform guarantee you pussy? do beta virgins in uniform exist?
Dont go in uniform, go wearing small clothes that show off your military muscles. That is more likely to get you laid. Also youre more likely to be confident after going through boot camp
>being a submissive, brainwashed faggot
Not him but that is about the only reason I would fight a war for the government. If it meant permanent kebab removal. Hell they would not even have to draft me. I would just sign up.
>tfw no conscription in my country
>tfw not even eligible for service
It's good knowing I won't be hauled off to die in some forgotten place, but I like the concept of being in a unit of like-minded chucklefucks that want to have fun while doing the work.
/r9k/ army when
The /r9k/ unit would be on the front lines as a distraction and you know it
I'm okay with that. I mean I'd probably freak out when we saw combat but it would all be over quickly. What matters is the fun times, and maybe developing a bit as a person before dying like a bitch on the first day.