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better get to bed wagecucks edition
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PAKIS OUT NOW!!
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>tfw no lauren gf
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Post your waifu, friends
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>>25823555
niiice trips desu

>>25823641
posting lad
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>>25823603
Fuck off, george

This is our country now
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>>25823591
Do you think it is dangerous? I have between 6 to 10 beers a night. It doesn't seem like too much. I don't drink spirits or anything. I know they say 14 units is the limited but that's totally unrealistic. That's like when they say to only take 2 paracetamols.
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>>25823641
I already did, lad.
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Pizza shop down the road just started doing curly fries with everything.
I foresee good times ahead boys
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When Muslims become the majority in the UK, however far down the road it is, when they take over parliament and there is effectively an Islamist government in the UK, what is Israel's plan? They'll have Muslims with access to mountains of nukes.
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>>25823641

I've been watching Sekai de Ichiban Tsuyoku ni Naritai, you're waifu's VA sure can make some lewd noises.
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>>25823739
The UK will still be America's bitch who are the Jew's bitch.
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>order clip on mic so I can use my good heaphones when gaming
>order in the next 2 hours for next day delivery
>order way within those 2 hours
>order another item 5 minutes before cut off
>receive shipping confirmation for second item
>look at other item
>this item will be delivered Tuesday the 19th

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25823692
Nice armpit
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WHITES OUT NOW!
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anyone want to have a fight?

seriously i'll meet up with you, wherevever you live, I just want to feel something

I'll buy you a pint afterwards
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>>25823896
I hate how "normal" she looks now.
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>>25823641

but of course

>>25823759

I've never heard of this but it sounds ridiculous
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>>25823898
Nah, I'd probably kill you.
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>>25823867
Indeed. I really, really want to lick it, mates.
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no 4/10 qt bf in this thread tbqhaf
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>>25823859
>can't scream CYKA BLYAT at russians while playing CS:GO for a few days.

Sounds awful...

My laptop fan has a loose bearing and currently sounds like a spitfire engine. Delivery of replacement is expected on the 19th.
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>>25823739
They'd find evidence linking the UK government to jihadi terrorists and nuke the shit out of us. They're much better armed.

>>25823829
Why would a caliphate bow down to the west?
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>>25823759
I try not to watch other anime with her VA in lead roles, especially lewd anime
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>>25823896
Jokes on them, she's hot again now and a celebrity, both the guys are doing life in prison.
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>>25823898
Kek. Where you at?
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>Pringle anon still hasn't came back
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>>25823946
I don't play GO anymore. I was actually rather good but didn't have enough time to practice and don't like to lose.

Been mainly playing the new Rainbow 6 game. Really fun when it works and you don't have to play with spackers.
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>>25823935
Please stop posting his ugly, pasty, flat, slag
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>>25823975
Rotherham. Feel free to make some jokes, will just make it easier for me to destroy your jaw.
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>>25824005
Faggot. She is none of those things.
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>>25824017
Alright Barry Chuckle, calm down now
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>>25823929
>I've never heard of this but it sounds ridiculous

It's a great show, I strongly recommend you check it out, even if you don't like it, your penis will.
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>>25823090

well it was a filedropper upload, same link name

filedropper britfeelmasterfolder

if that doesn't work I guess its dead then and will need re uploading. but that takes a couple of hours, ill have to do it tomorrow.
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>>25823983
Sorry anon I got distracted by some Haribos. I am back with the Pringles now they are only ready salted flavour though. I might go back for the Haribo and get some lemonade while I am at it. I think that will be more enjoyable than Pringles and beer.
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>>25824017
I honestly live in Rotherham too. I'd come kick your face in but I'm suffering with an ear infection.

If you're a paki I might come even though I'm in agony.
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>>25823859
Waiting for shit in the post genuinely enrages me. Not as much as it pisses me off when it doesn't come on time though

Ergh, fucking online shopping
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>>25823997
Arma3 and its various survival mods is my game of choice.

There's nothing quite like hiking over miles of open country for half an hour to get one-shot killed by a guy disguised as a bush.
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>>25824027
She is incredibly flat mate. And undeniably pasty. You're welcome to post evidence proving otherwise if I am wrong.
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>>25824027
she's cute. i love super pale skin
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>>25824017
>Rotherham
HAHAHA
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>>25824076
>no woman will ever say that about my sickly pale skin
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>>25823641

>have two figures of my waifu
>both have been boxed up for over a year
>will continue to be the case for at least 10 more months
>tfw
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>>25823555
At least I get to meet more QTs that you will ever do, even if it's only one.
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>>25823641
Stayed awake 50 hours
slept for 12
Had some pretty vivid dreams lads
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>>25824055
I'm Pakistani decent, 6'4 and in good fighting condition. I've kicked in countless chavs heads so I'd stick to shouting paki on an imageboard if I was you, little guy.
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>>25824102
Why's that lad?
Scared of being judged?
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>>25824017
>Rotherham
>Rother Ham
>he'd RATHER have HAM

hhhhhhahahahaha
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>>25824119
Meh there's a junior school across the street from where I live, I get to see QTs every day without even having to leave the bedroom
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>>25824061
Story time fuckers.

>be me
>around 16-17
>order item
>saved up for months to buy it
>incredibly excited for it's arrival
>watching out for courier all day
>around 2pm see courier drive up
>drives around the top of the street for a little while as though he was looking for house
>drives back down and parks up straight across from my house between some garages
>goes into the back for a couple minutes then goes back to the front and drives off
>see there is a box that he left there
>figure it must have been mine and that he left it because he couldn't find my house
>get it
>take it into house
>open it with excitement
>mfw this guy took a shit in the box and drove off
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>>25824073
http://pikastar.com/lauren-mayberry-height-weight-body-measurements/
>Approx. Bra Size 32B
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>>25824033
Reading descriptions it basically seems to be scantily clad women wrestling. And lots of boobs.

I mean, I'm pretty sure I can get down with that.
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>>25824173
was it your package?
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>>25824128
I don't give a fuck how big you are. Kicking in chavs heads in is nothing to be proud of you filthy paki.
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>People buy figurines of their waifus.

You'll be first in the stoning pits when the muslims take over.
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>>25824027
>>25824192
>>25823935
She's pro-refugees.
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>>25824203
Nope, just a box of shit.

I guess he really needed to go. It smelled really, really bad.
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>>25824128
Where we meeting you fucking meathead?
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>>25824217
No I'll be fighting with her by my side lad
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OFFICIAL LIST ON BRITFEEL PERSONALITIES

>Poleaboo
>Angryanon
>Ghostflatmate
>OP Image guy
>Tilde
>SHOUTANON
>Gym Paki
>The Diabetes Kid
>Fight Anon
>Militant Jamaican Muslim
>Machine Operator Anon
>"Civil Engineer" anon

Who have I missed out?
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>>25824073
>She is incredibly flat mate
not him. i am a 6'3" skeleton. i'd rather a thin pale girl with small breasts than a fat one with large breasts.
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>>25824128
>Rotherham
>Paki
>is a disgusting violent thug

Are you a pedo too? Say yes so you can complete the set.
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>>25824192
>32b

She might as well be a bloke anon. You're gay..
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>>25824138

No, I had to move to a tiny, crummy flat with no space to store PVC butts, let alone display them. The boxes take up so much space.

All of pic related are languishing in their cardboard prisons for now.
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>>25824251
Lisbon guy

He's a lot less attention whorey though

I dunno if the guy bitching constantly about Doncaster is 1 guy though. It's such a shit hole, I wouldn't be surprised if it was 10
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>>25824141
IIRC, Ham just means Home in old english
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>>25824217
>Implying they'd even be able to touch me
*Unsheathes katana* just keep walking...
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>>25824251
"personalities"
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>>25824251
32 year old permaneet

One of like 2 or 3 people I can actually relate to
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>>25824251

Literally all the waifu anons.
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>>25824256
I'd rather a thin girl with lots of ass, hips and average size breasts. There are more than two types of women in the world.
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>>25824251
New OP Image guy
Never gets out of bed anon
pringles anon
scared to go to McDonald's autism anon

select images waffles
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>>25824299
And Rother comes from River
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>fat ugly speedrunner can get a qt gf
>tfw I can't

maybe I should give it another try
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>>25824291
>doncaster guy

Who's that? I'm from Doncaster and have never seen him post here.
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what a shit match this was
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>tfw no kebab
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>>25824282
>getting your own flat
>getting a job (presumably)
>still making it so you can never bring a girl home

The only reason I don't have a gf now is because I don't want to face the prospect of sneaking a girl past my mum into my wank cave of a room.

Why would you have your own place if you're not going to use it to shag slags?
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>>25824251
>tilde only number 5

Absolutely disgusting senpai
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>>25824341
They only get with them so they can attention whore at AGDQ
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>>25824318
Well yeah but those are rarer and harder to acquire
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>>25824341
She's quite average though and he fits all the qualities for women who like "big cuddly guys" which there are a surprising number of.
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>rotherpaki stopped posting

Probably off diddling a kid. Filthy bastard.
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>>25823898
sure pal, i'm buzzing for a punch up atm

Kent here
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>>25824348
Trubble wiv Arsenul iz dey always try to walk it in! Innit bruv!
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>>25824388
m8 I can't get a girlfriend, not even an ugly one. I'd settle for an average one.
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>>25824317
How do you tell them apart though?

>>25824314
Didn't he kill himself on New Year in a hotel?

>>25824317
How do you tell them apart? I don't even know how many there are. Posting waifus is hardly a gimmick if 10 other people are doing it.

>>25824291
I remember him posting here does he count as a personality though?

I'm going to get a list of all the characters and write wrestling fan fictions with them, so if there is anyone you'd like to see please say so I can add them to the list
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>>25824365
>Why would you have your own place if you're not going to use it to shag slags?
>shagging slags

Anon pls, this is /r9k/. Anyway, if I'd stayed at home much longer I'd have gone legitimately insane, it's better this way.
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>>25824365
For the peace, quiet and the ability to stick dildos up your ass without anyone else finding them
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>>25824224
Good girl

occ
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>>25824400
cunt
untc
ntcu
tcun
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>>25823671
This image genuinly makes me sick...

That flag is SO poorly drawn! Fucking filthy Pakis.
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>>25824251
Don't forget Dad anon
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>>25824446
>Didn't he kill himself on New Year in a hotel?

I don't think that's him. 32 year old is agoraphobic.
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>>25824400
What was Wenger thinking sending Wilcot on that early?
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>New uni timetable is out
>tfw no classes except on thursday
>tfw thursday classes is from 9am to 6pm

holy shit I dont know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

What do I do with all this free time?
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>>25824331
>pringles anon

I'm Pringles anon, saying your mum bought you Pringles in one post does not make you a fucking personality kek
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>>25824521
>uni
Fook off normie
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>>25824400
that was the poorest attempt I've seen in a good while

are you a pardener?
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>>25823739
They fund armed rebellions of course! VIVE LA FARAGE!!!
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>>25824513
Is this the most overused, unfunny "joke" ever devised by television?

Even Reddit constantly uses it
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>>25823961

So you aren't watching Crazy Eyes: The Anime this season?

I have to say I only recognised it was the same VA from the ED song.
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>>25824501
>>25824446
erh..are you talking about me?
im 32, agoraphobic.
but I haven't talked about that much.
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>>25824017

I also live in this wretched town. I'll fight you.

Why not just go to Cornlaw on a Friday night and fight with some fifteen year old underage chav?
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>>25824496
Oh yea, nice one cheers.
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>Have guy LPing Skyrim in the background for white noise since I hate silence
>Some NPC's say he looks sick
>Laughs it off at first
>Few hours later people keep saying it
>Sounds genuinely upset
>Couple more times of it someone says it and he yells 'FUCK OFF YOU STUPID FUCKING SLUT'
>Now every time someone does it there's just a moment of silence for him to seethe in anger
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>>25824585
I notice when people are NEET for longer than a decade like myself. It's rare
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I broke my punch man! I've only had it 2 fucking days!!
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>>25824585
where you from anon? I know an agoraphobic in his 30s
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>>25824572
Don't really watch that much airing anime unless it's a series I already know I enjoy like YrYr or NNB, actually planning to rewatch K-ON for the eighth time soon
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>>25824623
Twitch is my white noise.
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>>25824251
a few oldies before robot were manchseter suicide pact and brummy weed anon
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>>25824623
Why doesn't he just go get healed?
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>liverdrool
lolol can't stop laffin
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>>25824585
>>25824637
you want a spoiler?

im actually op image guy. of 2015.

that's why im here all the time, except for when I go for a nap.

>>25824654
you wouldn't know me, I don't have any friends.
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>>25824652
must have been made in China
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>>25824623
Takes 5 seconds to run to a God statue.
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>>25824677
Oh yea I remember Brummy Weed Anon, I don't know Manchester Suicide pact though. I have an idea for a story line for them already.
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>>25824251
>machine operator anon

Who is this?
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>>25824696
>liverstool
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>>25824697
>im actually op image guy. of 2015.

I like you even more now. Best anon
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>>25824446

>How do you tell them apart? I don't even know how many there are. Posting waifus is hardly a gimmick if 10 other people are doing it.

Azusa waifu anon
Nymph waifu anon
more recently Mugi waifu anon
that anon with the 3DPD waifu who calls the other ones plebs
the anon with a pixelated lizard waifu from some video game
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>>25824696
>I don't believe it

>not oc
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>>25824720

He gets paid a lot of money to operate a machine, and nobody knows what it does.
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>>25824663
I use twitch too, just for speedrunners though. Problem is some have very low views at times so they sometimes say 'Sup X what's going on'.
>>25824685
>>25824704
That's why it's so funny. He doesn't even think to use one of the countless disease potions he hordes.
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>>25824742
Mentioned
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>>25824742
>2d waifus
>can't even meet them in real life
tip top kek
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>>25824251
The guy who posts the Mcdonald's slag.
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>>25824791
Out of curiosity, do you post on /c/?
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Who /Sussex/ here? Holla at me fellow South Saxons, where are you reppin? What are you doing/eating/drinking right now?
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>>25824799
>His waifu has been creampied by other men.
Top top cuck.
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>>25824775
I used to be into speedrunner. AGDQ since 2014 has been absolutely dreadful though. Not a single fun one since 2013. I'm hoping NASA is comfy though. There's talks or pillow forts and shit

>'Sup X what's going on'.

God I hate that shit. Should be up to the viewer to make themselves known.

>>25824775
>He doesn't even think to use one of the countless disease potions he hordes.

Better not be DSP or some shit.
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>>25824799
>3d waifus
>have to live with the fact they are literally taking tyrone's huge meaty cock every night
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>>25824251
I'm the guy who always crashes this thread with no survivors at the end of threads and feel upset all my memeing doesn't get me an honourable mention
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>>25824742
Outside of waifu posting nobody knows anything about them unlike pakiboo, ghost, tilde or dad anon

The only one I'd consider is the undertale waifu guy due to the whole Lisa stuff
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>>25824720
He very regularly posts about working 3-4 days a week and earning 30k+ and just getting drunk in his spare time
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>>25824720
A cool guy who has a good job but everyone hates him.
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>>25824850
>2d waifus
>have to live with the fact that a dozen fat neckbeards are humping a pillow with his waifu on it every night
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>>25824799

>3D waifus
>literally getting fucked at full force in mouth, pussy and anus multiple times per day
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>>25824827
I've been making the Azusa threads there for over a year now
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anyone wanna come over and watch this N.A. halo 5 qualifier with me
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>>25824905
That's not her though is it, it's a pillow with a 2D representation of her physical appearance printed on it
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>>25824799
>Enjoy jackin' off to this one you degenerates
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>>25824845
Yeah always get pretty excited for AGDQ even though it's somehow still getting worse and I barely watch any of it. Just disappointing myself desu.
>Should be up to the viewer to make themselves known.
Too true. Tempted to just never log back in but the following tool is too useful.
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>>25824742
I could poteantially fit them in as a faction of jobbers but like the other anon said we don't really have that much information about them so they wouldn't have any sort of character.
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7 hours til the wagekucking begins lads.
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>>25824955
>of her physical appearance
What physical appearance?
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>>25824884
Hey, that's me!

Finished work yesterday. Got a bunch of pills and gonna try and get some weed tomorrow.

I only get drunk as a last resort if I have no other drugs.
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>>25824885
Hey machine operator anon
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>>25824936
Gibe link famicom.
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Any other Twitch addicts here?

Hear the story about the 62 year old streamer who was falsely accused of being a paedophile by some youtube cunt and then had his personal information released?

Was fucked up. Poor old dude broke down on stream.
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>>25825020
Exactly, she doesn't physically exist in this world so how does some neckbeard wanking off to hentai someone's drawn of her affect anything
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>>25825036
twitch slash halo but the spectator mode's shite so i suggest watching an entertaining pros pov like ninja or lxthul

come on round though lad and watch it, it'll be comfyier
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>people complaining about waiting for something 2 days in the post
waiting for SAL is suffering
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I've only ever watched 4 anime series in full.

Dragonball-Z (obviously)
Hellsing (bleh)
Cowboy Bebop (breddy gud)
Azumanga Daioh (moe but alright)

How do you nerds dedicate so much time to this mediocre artform?
How do you become so attached to cartoon girls that aren't real?
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>>25825026

Machine operator anon, please will you tell us what your machine does?
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>>25825048
I know it doesn't make up for it but he's got a sub button and a lot of people poking in now. At-least he can get some twitch bux and not have to work so hard (assuming he has a job)
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>>25825120
I got thrown out of /a/ for only having watched 100 shows
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>>25825120
DBZ
Death Note
Hikaru No Go
Attack on Titan

That's my list.
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Guys who was that anon who has the job in government that he is under qualified for? What was his job title?
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>>25825137
He's retired and on social security/savings. If he had a donation button, I bet he'd have made like 10-20k in 1 day from all the donations
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>>25824996
What kind of story are you thinking of SENPAI?
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Any Norwich lads up tonight?
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>>25825137
What's his channel name?
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>>25825215
No, but it seemed like a nice comfy little town when I was there for a wedding last year.
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>>25825215
>Norbitch
[email protected]
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>>25824623
>>Have guy LPing Skyrim in the background for white noise since I hate silence
Unless you've watched every movie and TV show and listened to every audiobook I find your excuse lacking
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>>25825212
I have an idea actually for how I will use the waifu anons you'll have to wait for me to write the show though.
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>>25825215
How many toes/fingers do your kind of people have down there?
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>>25825215
>whorebitch
HAHA
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>>25825228
rsgloryandgold or something. It's not the most exciting channel to be honest. Just him playing Runescape 3 and having a smokers laugh.
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>>25825205
George Osborne, Chanellor of the Exchequer with his 2:1 History degree
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>>25825120
>How do you nerds dedicate so much time to this mediocre artform?

I think a lot of people may be watching it because it's trivially easy to obtain a shitload of anime in Blu-Ray quality, whereas with the gradual shutting down/ISP filtering of big public trackers, it's less straightforward to pirate "proper" TV shows.

And also the girls are kawaii desu
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>>25825215
that's my hometown. I used to think it was shit.
Now I'm in Birmingham. I miss it so much
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>Sent a girl an anti-refugee story I wrote parodying a creepypasta on facebook
>she has now shared the image
>told everyone I am islamophobic
>they all fucking abusing me now

what the fuck is wrong with this country?
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>>25825299
>squirmingblam
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>>25825299
Birmingham is the worst place I have ever visited, and not only do I live in fucking Bolton of all places, I've visited Doncaster and Leigh.

Awful, awful place
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>>25825283
>George Osbourne posts on britfeel

I'm kekking hard
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>>25825336
>doltbin
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How's your reply game tonight lads?
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>>25825318
serves you right for being an edgelord 2000

seriously though idiots like you get laughed at or looked at as having low intelligence
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>>25825336
I don't see how it can be worse than Coventry
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>>25825120
I've seen around 300 now~

>How do you nerds dedicate so much time to this mediocre artform?

Haven't got anything better to do.
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>>25825318
Post the story at least

Also yeah you're an idiot for letting Facebook see your real opinions.
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>>25825336
tbf I'm in Edgbaston which is one of the nice areas but it's still complete shit
The city centre is just boring big brands or overpriced hipster garbage
Everywhere else is OP pic
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>>25825362
I don't get this meme?

>>25825374
Well, I've never been to Coventry (I hear Grimsby is dreadful as well), so you may very well be correct!
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Any Kent bros in?


Deal here
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>>25825367
Last thread I had 31.

Was starting to think I was shadowbanned til I started baiting for you's.
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>>25825367
Not good, at all.
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>mmmmmm Danen
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>>25825378
Post the list senpai.
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>>25825444
Pity reply

I have 5 or so but I know how boring I am so it doesn't bother me
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>>25825318
Haha shame you narrow minded prick
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Got rejected from not only McD's but also Burger King on the same fucking day. End it all lads, looks like I'm unemployable.
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>>25825385


This is the story, probably going to get fired from my job, fuck this world
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>>25825408
DESU I live there. Everyone who comes here says its awful but I don't see it. I've been to London and was glad to go home.
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Who /Taiwanesemathrock/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65IEpamPCuM
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>>25825530
Now KFC

And get fucked to all those "bet you think you're too good for burger flipping" fucktards who think Fast Food is still an instant job
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>>25825530
Your probably white, have you considered blacking up?
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>2D "waifus"
I can't stop laughing, it's just too funny. How can there be so many plebs ITT?
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>>25825546
Fucking word filters. Didn't know they were case sensitive. Sorry.
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>>25825540
You idiot. You revealed both your /pol/ and autist power levels at the same time.

I don't think its possible to fuck up any worse than this.
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>>25825540

Holy shit that is some truly terrible english

Have you suffered a stroke?
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>>25825540
Oi m8. That ain't your story. Have to get up earlier than that sonny jim to slip that one right by us
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>>25825540
HAHAHAHA you stupid cunt HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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>>25825540
That's not just some creepypasta, that's DOOM: Repercussions of Evil.
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>>25825486
Thank you for the donation.
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>>25825575
>Having a waifu that has been defiled by 3D cocks
You're the pleb lad, and I don't even like animangoes
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>>25825601
How new are you, friend?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doom-repercussions-of-evil
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>tfw you have the halo main menu in the background

halome.nu
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>>25825643

pretty fucking new apparently

shame on me
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>>25825348
>tfw might not be next PM
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>>25825530
I'm not that big on fast food/take aways but man I love Burger King
Whoopers are love desu.
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>>25825348
I bet Gordon Brown actually posts here.
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>>25825669
It's alright mate. I've been here since 2009 and I've never played DOOM so I wouldn't have been none the wiser.
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>>25824388
yeah but she's cute senpai
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>>25825540
I hope you get sacked for this you massive massive bellend. Are you actually fucking mentally ill lad? You won't get employed anywhere now, just because you tried to be an edgy faggot in the year 2016.
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>>25825643
He said he reworded a copypasta you mong
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>>25825649
>halome.nu
this is amazing

thankyou so much anon
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>>25825540
Love that pasta good effort on the re work
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>>25825829
I love halo 3 and ODST.

There's a soothing part on Halo 3 tune that gives me warm feelings
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>>25825818
Yeah but it's no ordinary copypasta.
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>>25825747
It has nothing to do with DOOM
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>>25825858
i wish they had the halo 2 anniversary music too

that's really comfy
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>>25825750
Bet Narcissa is your favourite speedgirl
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>>25825863
Er..? It's a very bad fan fiction based on Doom.
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>>25825546
I've been to Coventry a lot and it is the worst place I've ever been

>that big issue seller near peeping Tom

BIG ISSUE PLEEEEEEEEEEASE
BIG ISSUE PLEEEEEEEEEEASE
BIG ISSUE PLEEEEEEEEEASE

stfu m80
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>Visits britfeel and posts pro-islam rhetoric.
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>>25825747
How can you have been here for 7 years and never heard 'no x you are the y'
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>>25825894
That doesn't mean you need to have touched the games to have any idea about it.
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>>25825954
Oooooh I've heard the variation of "no john. you are the demons" or some shite like that.

I just don't pay attention to certain things unless it makes me chuckle.
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>>25825917
His lack of whites in his eyes is creepy
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>>25825997
Looks like he hit the bong too hard IMO.
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>find a new tv show
>intro is longer than 10 seconds

baka
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>>25826131
well... i didn't know about that filter
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>>25826159
They are annoying, aren't they?
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>>25826131
Short show intros didn't become common until Lost lad
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>>25826198
Remember when people had attention spans?

Me neither haha
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>>25826198
Nearly 2 minutes is taking the piss a bit though

>>25826228
Yea, watching the same dull as fuck intro for 5 seasons, is so much fun
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>>25826228
Remember when people weren't plebs?

Me neither haha
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>>25826248
Yeah, I can't believe how I managed to sit through 7 seasons of the Star Trek TNG intro. But hey, the 6PM BBC2 slot used to be the bomb.
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Without alcohol, I can barely get a word out. However, with alcohol I can sperg for days
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TAKE THIS POLL ON PAKIS!

http://strawpoll.me/6570211
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>he doesn't even lift
What's your excuse?
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>>25826131
>He doesn't love a good theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLKibXI3fXY
get out desu
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>>25826324
1/3 pakis at present!
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>>25826324
These ones can stay the rest can go
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>>25826447
Pakis don't work so it's no wonder there are so many here.
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>>25826502
Abducting and raping white girls is a full time job though
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Lads 6 months of healthy eating and working out and abit of stomach fat is all I have to show for it.

Feels really bad
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>>25826547
Cant tell which is the before and which is the after photo.
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>>25826488
Yes, the haram harem may stay.
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>>25826547
How much are you eating and what's your routine?
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>>25826547
your arms got fatter too
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>Pupper running around like crazy
No sleep tonight desu.
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>>25826604
>tfw no pupper to hug
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>>25826595
They got more muscular but only by like an inch, same as his stomach, looks like he gained abit more muscle.
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>must wake up for work in 6 hours

who else /wagecuck/ here
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>>25826624
Give your mummy a hug and say her dinner was real nice.
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>>25826648
Me, but I got 3 days off, go back for 3 then have 5 off.

#ballerlife
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>>25825540
>thats fucking horrible anon

wow I really believe this story
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>>25826488
>actual women being refugees

No! Don't you understand, refugees are all men of military age. If you disagree you're racist!
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>>25826648
>>25826685
Normies, GET THE FUCK OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!
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>>25826676
I live alone desu desu
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>>25826719
piss off loser
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>>25826708
My friends call me anon because I told them that is the only name I am comfortable with
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>>25826648
Not yet. I had a good interview last week tho for a job that I want, pays okay, and which will hopefully not be shit.
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>>25826712
Actually most of them are women and children you retard...
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>>25826811
>has friends who call him anon
>these friends give him shit for posting retarded shit
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>>25826488
wish she was wearing a strapon ttbbhh
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>>25826857
4.2 million """""refugees""""" have fled to Europe. 62% of them are male.
http://www.factcheck.org/2015/11/facts-about-the-syrian-refugees/

Its not hard to check this shit m8.
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>>25825540
>blocks out names
>changes one name to anon

I weren't born yesterday you utter weapon
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>>25826857
No they aren't

http://data.unhcr.org/mediterranean/regional.php
And this is the official line, by the liar and race traitors
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>>25826952

>67 percent have been children under the age of 12 and women

That's literally the next bullet point after the one you referred to
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>>25826857
No they aren't you cretin
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Okay here is the preliminary roster for the BFF (Britfeel Fighting Federation)

Faces:
Main Event:
>OP Image Guy 2015
>Poet Anon

Midcard:
>The Diabetes Kid
>Machine Operator Anon
>Dad Anon
>Lobbyist Anon

Jobbers:
>McDonald's Anxiety anon
>Agoraphobia anon
>Waifu anons

Heels
Main Event:
>Poleaboo
>Angryanon

Midcard:
>Gym Paki
>Militant Jamaican Muslim
>Fight anon
>OP Image Guy 2016

jobbers:
">Civil Engineer" anon
>Manchester Suicide Pact
>Brummy Weed Anon

Divas:
Tilde

Announcer:
SHOUTANON

Chairman of The Board:
Never Gets out Of Bed Anon

Stables:
>The Nation of Isalmification (Militant Jamaican Muslim, Gym Paki, Fight anon)
>The Weebs (Waifu anons)
>The Wageslaves (Machine Operator Anon & Lobbyist Anon)
>Outside Fear (Agorphobia Anon & McDonald's Anxiety anon)

Champions:
BBC Champion (Best of Britfeel Champion)
>OP Image Guy 2015
Banterweight Title Champion
>Machine Operator Anon
BUM Champions (Best United Men)
>The Wageslaves
Women's Champion
>Tilde

It will take me a few days to put all the story lines together and write everything out but I hope to have the first show up together for next week. Then they shall run on a weekly basis.

If there are anvy anons you think should be on the roster who I haven't yet included let me know and we'll see if they are worth adding.
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>>25827004
>according to State Department
>those referred to the U.S
we are talking about europe
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Joined UKIP recently.

We need to control our border really.
The number of people coming here is mad. We just can't absorb them all. I don't want to be a minority in my own country.

It's really fucked up. The people coming to Europe don't even look human. They look like alien beasts from another planet. Whenever I see them marching in those columns I just get the urge to pull out and gun and mow them all down.
Anyone else know this feeling?
It feels like our civilisation is under threat. Like my family is under threat.
I really hope it doesn't come to that, but if I had to, I'd be fine with gassing these invaders. Even the children. All of them are just so filthy and despicable.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnGq69ey5tw
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>>25823671
>Tries to insult us
>Draws that flag
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>>25827004
The refugees going to the US from the UN refugee camps are 67% women and children...

The ones flooding into Europe on their own, and passing through 10 safe countries to reach the liberal benefits havens of western and northern Europe are mostly men.

I know reading about facts really does make it hard to hold certain opinions, but its literally right there on the page. All you have to do is read it.
>>
anyone know what this is?

Selling the following GT.

GT: T**d*t**n

Hint: The passing down of elements of a culture from generation to generation
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>>25827179
Tradition mate...
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>>25825452
sorry for the late reply~

http://pastebin.com/kipWXP5D

>>25827118
>Diva
hehe, made me laugh anon~

Looking forward to seeing it
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>>25826952
Yes, but most of them are Indian or Chinese
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>>25827215
ty mate...
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>>25827223
>mars of destruction
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>>25827257
I just wanted to see how bad it was desu~
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>exam tomorrow morning
>totally unprepared
>probably going to get kicked out of uni due to going to no classes and handing in no work
>strangely calm

this is a new feel
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Watching Sopranos

The Heritage faggotry is too much

Furio should murder all these people
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>>25827362
iktf mate

>Essay due on Friday
>300 words

Want to drop out but my parents said I need to at least do 1 year of sixth form
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>>25827387
Tony dies m80
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>spend most of the day watching porn to get very horny for wank session later
>got too greedy and now I have blueballs

this shit fucking hurts
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>>25827405
>300 words
meight...
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>>25827427
I know. I predicted that from literally episode 1

It's basic TV storytelling. You'd have to be a mong to not see it
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Got a daki lads
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>>25823671
Pakis can't even burn flags right. Literally baka.
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>>25827118
>One day Poleaboo might hold the title for months due to interference by Isalmifcation
I'd watch it desu.
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>>25827362
So long as you pay your tuition fee on time it's almost impossible to get kicked out of uni.
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>>25827118
This post had me in stitches, hope you do actually write a couple storylines when you get the time m8.
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>>25823898
im in york, we can start a club
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>>25827405
literally what f*m

the navy seals copypasta is 287 characters
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>>25827427
A main character dying in an HBO show?

wow, what a shocking tweeeest. Totally spoilored his ass lolol

At least spoil some major character deaths or some storylines, you pleb
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>>25826648
Not for 11 hours here. Try to get to bed earlier. There's plenty of time in a day.
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>>25827223
Surprised you haven't seen Maou Sama, Tilde. Thought it was hilarious.
Also who's your favourite Love Live?
>>
Should I get into WoW again guys? Gotta have something to do in my free time instead of shitposting on /r9k/
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>>25827670
I'll have to watch it then!

My favourite Love Live is kotori followed by nico and umi
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>>25827639
He doesn't actually, stay mad spoilerfag
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>>25827806
At least he didn't give spoilers for the big BFF show everyone has been talking about next week.
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>>25827483
and do you feel less alone?
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>>25828035
Of course not, this will not make her any less non-existent
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>You guys spammed up my uni snapchat and now it has gone dead.

On the plus side, I've spent about 5 hours revising for tomorrow's exam so I spent about 3 hours playing CoD to relax and let it sink in.
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>>25828136
>Uni
>Exams
>Relax

Ode to a normie
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>>25827728
>Tfw Honks is never anyones favourite.
But yeah they're all great.
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>>25828068

I'm more of a ritsu fan but that still looks pretty nice senpai

I wish you good cuddles
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>>25827118
>tfw people you're a 2 personalities
I'm a hybrid pham
>>
Never been in a lift as an adult.

Whenever in tv/films i see people walk into a lift and press a button, always thought they were being rude and the lfit would then go to their floor. Now it seems like it creates a list of floors to go to and adds theirs to the end?
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>>25827118
>OP Image Guy 2015 will turn heel one day
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>>25828501
What in Christ's name are you on about, are you serious?
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>>25828552
yes? what's the problem
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>>25828442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSq8ZBdSxNU
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>>25828567
How could you not understand you press the button of the floor you want to visit and it stops at those selected as it ascends.

Are you retarded?
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>>25828608
Just don't teach that at schools do they
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>>25828608
But what if there were 10 floors + ground and you were on on 5 and some cunt gets on "I want to go to 4" fuck you bitch we're going to the top or you can get the stairs
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>>25828637
It's not really a school thing, it's more of a common sense thing. I can't imagine what else you think would happen in a lift.
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>>25828651
If you're on 5 and the lift was ready to go up it would continue up until it reaches the top floor it's been asked to visit, then stop at the rest on the way down.
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JUST MESSAGE ME BACK YOU SLUT
SHOW ME THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE
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"How do you think I feel, knowing you know where I live when you've been saying the things you have to me and the letter you left me on Christmas Day. I cannot continue to even talk to you because I'm worried about myself and you need to not get obsessed over women"
THAT'S NOT A PICTURE OF YOUR ASSHOLE YOU FUCKING BITCH SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING SHIT RING
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>>25828662
I just figured when you got into a lift, you waited until everyone whos in there when you get in has got off, then you press your floor and go to it.
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>>25828731
>>25828845
Why are millennials so fucking obsessed with arseholes? Fuck sake.
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>>25828876
You said you got this from movies, what did you think happened when 6 people were in a lift? One guy got off at his floor and everyone had an awkward moment where they decided who got to get off next?
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>>25828923
I just want to see what her shitter looks like 2bh, might ask poleaboo to help me setup a toilet cam
>>
my cock stinks
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>go back to reddit to look at my joke post
>828 upboats
fucking morons, it's the most overused and old joke in the books
managed to get 10 karma to enter some giveaways though
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>>25827118
PRETTY CHUFFED TO BE INCLUDED

TOP POST TOO HAD A GOOD LAUGH AT THAT
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>>25825299
Birmingham makes you crave Hull.
>>
lads im kinda pissed right now so maybe this sounds shit but..

was wondering if any of you would be interested if I made a course or threads for you lads about how to become web developers working online?

I started learning about 2 years ago and I earn enough money to get by. I cba going for competitive jobs or contracts so I just stick to easier stuff but it is really chill and I just work a few hours from home at 20 pound/hour and make like a grand a month.

I could teach you guys how to do some web dev and how to find jobs like this. Cause I fucking love you guys and you've always been here for me and I'd like to give something back if people are interested.

Bare in mind I could probably easily earn more money if I wanted to be a proper wagecuck but I just want to be a NEET and earn some extra beer money each month.
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>>25829679
Probably the wrong time to post it but it's something I've being considering doing for a while and would be interested in to see what you did

but I am a social recluse and fear interaction so I'd probably be more interested in lurking rather than posting but I just wanted to give a little encouragement before slinking away
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>>25829679
I think I'd be interested in this. If you could type out something with steps or whatever is definately read it. 20 pounds an hour is brilliant.
>>
Someday, I will get a chance to hug her. I just know it, lads.
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>>25829842
i'll try post it again tomorrow.

I am also a social recluse mate and it was super difficult for me also. Occasionally, people want to talk on skype voice which is fucking terrifying for me but I have to do it a bit anyway. Usually isn't as bad as I think.

I think it's something anyone can do though with a bit of effort and I'd like to help some other robots out. Main problem with webdev is it is becoming saturated with hipsters and feminists and as a result technologies are changing fast and some companies are weird.
>>
I bet her hair smells like fruit.
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>chick from a society i'm in told mate of mine she wants to bone me

HOW DO I TALK TO WOMEN, as i wouldn't mind as she's pretty fit?
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>>25829679
sounds great mate
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>>25829679
I'd suck your dick if you did it mate, unless you don't like that in which case I'll buy you a takeaway
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Have any of you guys gone to the doctors for insomnia? Has anything they prescribed worked? Literally been lying in bed for like 5 hours trying to sleep. Got work in a few hours too. I just don't want to be permanently sleep deprived anymore
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>>25830431
>>25830464
alright im defenitely gonna try write up something over the next few days atleast and get an email or something so people can ask questions.
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>>25830550
Will you accept blowjobs?
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>>25830640
i'll accept blowjobs
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/slowfeel/ 2bqh
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>>25824251
>Ghost flatmate
Hasn't he met some of his flatmates now? He always mentions when people bring it up that he is no longer a ghost
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>>25824919

The funny thing is I saw the video source of this screencapture recently and the guy has a 3D gf.
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who /scousepower/ here?
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britbots r8 my bass noodles http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UkbkboHv1N
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Vitas>your scrubby music

Step it up guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLWAlWfgivA
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>>25831663
>Hasn't he met some of his flatmates now? He always mentions when people bring it up that he is no longer a ghost

I've got an idea for that in his story line
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>>25832139
Nice brah, this might be your sort of thing to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsVQvrduKQU
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>>25832240
Jammin'
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go on omegle. theres more girls on r9k tag than there are on tumblr tag. I just spoke to a 15 year old girl and tried to convince her to stop coming on here. ffs.
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>>25832640
>theres more girls on r9k tag
>guys pretending to be girls on the r9k tag

FTFY
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>>25832663
they'd have to be convincing traps considering im on webcam
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are you out there?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVnVJrTDGM
OOH MAMMA
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britfeel lives, forever, i love you guys, pls never leave me
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>>25834709
>i love you guys
i'm sorry anon i only like you as a friend
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>>25824341
shes ugly asf anyway
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>>25834709
as long as you spoon me
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>>25823555
>tfw nighshift
>tfw finished but cant go to sleep because going kilt shopping for wedding.
>tfw cant even fonish reading.hellblazer because too tored to.read.
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Wagecuck stood at the station waiting for his train.
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Finally got out of bed and decided to move on in life. texted a bar manager and got to play a few acoustic sets in a month

Now all I gotta do is pick and learn what to play, and not pussy out and hide in my room.
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>currently doing uni work

well done me
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>tfw talking to a qt 7/10 grill
>things are going good
>she starts asking about why I was in hospital
>tfw lost my testicle in November
>tell her this happened
>she laughs in my face
>have to resist urge to knock her out

Why are women so mean senpai, if it was her who lost her tit and I'd laughed she'd have got some chad fuck to beat the shit out of me. Why are they allowed to get away with being so awful? I miss my testicle.
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>>25835432
get a fake one m8
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>>25835471
They'd have to cut open my sack again lad, I might get one in the future though.
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>>25835495
Get a gold one, people get gold teeth all the time
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Morning wagecucks
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>>25836061
>Morning
>It actually is 8 AM
Oh holy fuck.
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>>25836095
fear not anon, time is only a concept to the wagecucks. We sleep, eat and vidya as we please.
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>>25836061

Morning lad, getting paid to shitpost. What an age we live in.
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Poleaboo will be signing on in 20 minutes
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really want to try some psycho actives but don't know where to get them
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Monday Morning Jazz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkiYfwtrb3w
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>>25823555
got the day off today lads
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It's been a while since we've had a good

OHAYOU
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>>25837659
and what fun activities do you plan to fill the day with anon?
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>>25837733
nothing really, just got a few odds and sods to crack on with. charging me mums car battery and bringing in some fire wood. after that, i'll probaly go out for a loiter around

you got anything planned?
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>dream that im in a Chinese shop with an enemy im killing
>we talk it out and start looking at weed pipes
>I start comoaring then I found an awesome mini-bong
>think to myself "if I'm fully aware of this bong and hold it tightly I can bring it back to the real world with me"
>wake up with the bong in my hand
>hoky shit why doesn't everybody do this with everything
>properly wake up without bong
>oh
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>>25835432
my mate lost his when he was a nipper

he's a manlet but he has a girlfriend
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>>25837831
Cool dream about normie drugs anon :^)
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>>25837531
Hello mister GCHQ. How is your day going? Catch any terrorisms?
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Poleaboo turned down voluntary work but agreed to be referred to the NU-TRAXX program, they have a high success rate when it comes to getting people into work and even give you a personal budget of 600 quid for driving lessons, qualification like a CSCS card and even clothes
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One hour or two before Poleaboo sets off for his driving theory test

This could be the best day of Poleaboos life in the last 2 years
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>>25838251
Why don't you die of AIDS you fucking cunt.
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>>25838251
>>25838133
PAKISHOUTTILDE IS LEARNING TO DRIVE

BEEP BEEP POLISH BITCHES I HOPE I DON'T ACCIDENTALLY CRASH INTO YOU~
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>>25823671
I love the fact that my 8 year old cousin can draw a more accurate flag than a bunch of pakis
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>>25838251
Goodluck Pakiaboo.
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>>25835432
Jeremy Clarkson only has one ball and he's an alpha male.
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>>25836061
>mfw I'm not working until wednesday and when I do I will be getting paid to do nada
>mfw I'll be shitposting here all night
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Panicking lads, I accidentally transferred 1234 quid to my paypal account instead of 12.34, am I fucked
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>>25838491
>I love the fact these people controlling our streets don't even know what our flag looks like
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>>25838643
>controlling our streets

Maybe if you're poor and live in a shit town. My town is like 99% white.

There are a lot of polish though but they're alright, there's a nice polish deli in town that sells unreal sausages
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>>25838666
>Maybe if you're poor
>a lot of polish here though
Um lad..
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>>25838678
polish over pakis any day of the week
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>>25829679
>I could teach you guys how to do some web dev and how to find jobs like this. Cause I fucking love you guys and you've always been here for me and I'd like to give something back if people are interested.

I would love some infos too. I've been making web stuff for myself for a long time but never quite figured out how to get jobs from it. Just working a few days a month on some easy things would be nice.

You go on freelance sites and it seems full of indians doing stuff for cheap.
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>>25838702

Fucking this times a million, those Polish shops sell the best noodles this side of the globe.
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>>25838702
Of course. If you got poles were you live you're in a poor area though.
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What are you opinions on over-protective boyfriends?

>met girl
>like her
>she likes me
>got her number
>she started texting me
>very enthusiastic
>all of a sudden starts replying with one liners
>stops replying at all sometime later
>have heard her BF is one of those who doesn't let her go anywhere or do anything without him etc
>pretty sure her BF told her to stop texting me
>want to kick his face in
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>>25835432
If your response wasn't just to walk away or tell her "actually it's not funny" (and then either walk away or stick around and make her feel awkward) then you're an idiot
Bet you laughed along with her
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>>25838720
She was never going to toss you off you sad mug.
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>>25838720

>you were clearly romantically interested in her
>bf stops her talking to you

He isn't over-protective, you're the dick here.
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>>25838747
He's a cunt with her. Doesn't deserve her.
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>>25838552
So does Farage
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Well, gotta go to the job centre now lads

Wish me luck
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>>25838758
you're a twat original comment-kun
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>>25837827
just went for a haircut, hair looked disgusting so got it a lot shorter, now praying it grows back looking nicer than the rat show that came before it
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>>25838777
IKTFB.You know you've been on the dole for too long when the security guard knows your name.
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>>25838778
Why am I a twat, desu?
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so i went to london a weekend once and jesus christ there was so many halal shops and muslims everywhere

how do you deal with it lads
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>>25824251
>tfw I will never be a recognized poster
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>>25838816
whether he is a cunt or not, you are trying to steal his gf and he is in the right. stop trying to cuck him. gtfo.
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>>25838816
>trying to bang someone elses girl instead of finding a single chick
Go out and find someone yourself, or wait till she is on rebound
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>>25838914
>>25838933
>mfw she told me she is soon moving within 5 minutes of where I live and that her BF job involes him being away for several days at a time
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>>25838816
Imagine the angry fuck he gave her after finding out she was texting you, probably creampied her while chocking the girl out.
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>>25838970
I mean, I like her but don't feel anything emotional towards her desu, so this doesn't bother me.

Also, he's pretty chubby and looks like he couldn't satisfy her.
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>>25838133
>NU-TRAXX program

Is that like the sex offenders register?
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>>25838720
The girl I text alot has a bf that hates me. When ever he upsets her she texts me about it and i plant seeds of doubt in her mind.

I don't think I'll be anything more than a mate but when he told her to stop texting me she told him to fuck off
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SHE'S A LITTLE WILD AND SHE'S READY TO SPIT, SPIT, SPIT!
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>tfw you've only been here a few weeks
>normie
>on the recognized personalities list
>mfw
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>>25829679
this is me. cant write today though as I am absolutely fucking wounded with major hangover. drank 10 cans and a bottle of red wine last night. hangover pls go
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>>25839522
>MFW he gets hangovers
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>>25839311
We love you too anon
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>time no Im past time
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>>25838796
lololol

og comment
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>>25824251
>tfw im angry anon
get a job you cunts
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Having a panic attack lads. They're shutting where I work down because those saudi cunts are over producing oil.

I haven't even come out of my time lads. What do I do?!
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>>25839978
find a new job, your up shit creek and there's nothing you can do, its a shitty sitution anon, bad luck, i feel for you man
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the revenant is the most boring film i've ever seen
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>>25839978
Not a whole lot you can do apart from job hunt.
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>>25838133
I just looked that up it says for people between 16-18.
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>>25840065
This.

It's for young teens right out of school. Not oldies like you pakiboo.
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>>25840081
He lied for grooming purposes
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>>25838641
1,234.00 ?

well, its only going to your paypal. so it wil probably declined due to lack of funds in your bank.
however if it does send you the money and lets you go overdrawn, you transfer back the same day it wont charge you.

I think, im no expert in this area.
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morning lads

Got to sleep pretty late yesterday, later than usual anyway and had shit to do this morning. Didn't do any of it as was so tired. Now I feel like really bad and down. I feel like i'm going to cry. Someone hold me and tell me everything is going to be okay.
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>>25840065
No it ain't you stupid little melts. It's for 18-24 year olds

Bully my brown brother again and you'll have me to answer to
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>>25840134
only going by what the first website I came across says.

https://www.bvsc.org/news/nu-traxxconnect
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>Managed to sleep last night early enough to get up at 8AM
>Hit the gym, had a good session
>Now feel tired

Have to make it to at least 12 tonight, I don't want to keep sleeping in until late at night even though I love it.
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>>25840123
you might have to go outside.

>why is the net mostly dark

>I have a bullshit detector but I don't poke shit with it.

>gaydar
>no homo
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>>25840133
I'll hold you anon~
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>>25840189
lets fuck desu lad no holding back
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>>25840189
Thanks kind mang
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>>25840189
Thank you very much tilde. As always you are so so sweet.

Think i'm going to go to bed and hope I feel better in a few hours.
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>>25840201
What!? You shouldn't ask me to do such lewd things~
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>>25840231
just end it now why prolong the pain?
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Back from the job centre fellas. It went alright.

Time to get pissed. I've got another litre of JD babyyyyy
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>>25840246
do you erp? we could do it in private
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How much money would you need to be paid to kill someone lads?

The hirers give you a silenced pistol with the serial numbers filed off that has never been used in a crime before too.
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>>25839544
i had like 10 beers and a bottle of wine. pretty heavy even for me lad
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>>25840266
Depends who it was. If it was someone who no one would kick up a fuss about then, 15k minimum.
I grew up in a rough area and heard stories of people doing it for as little as a grand.
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>>25840266
>give you a silenced pistol
Guns are still loud as fuck even with a silencer. It's not like in the movies or games.
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>>25840368

>doing 25 years in prison for 1k
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>>25840368

What if it was Poleaboo, and the guy that hired you was his dad?
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>>25840447
i would like pakipoo to suffer for a long time
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>>25840408
Like I said... it was a bad estate. I know someone doing 18 years for shooting someone dead in front of dead guys daughter over a petty argument. He was only 19 when he got sent down.
Murder happens more than you think in the UK.

1k is a lot of money to someone who is homeless, an addict or living in ''1st world poverty.''
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>>25840471

18 years isn't enough desu, I don't want him free in my country when he is 37 years old, he is a murderer.
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Picked up a half ounce lads
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>>25840513
DUDE

DUDE WEED

LMAO
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>>25840488
he's actually a pretty friendly guy mate, you'd never in a million years think he'd be capable of killing someone.
i can imagine him posting on here...
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>>25840513
i could do with a joint desu desu
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>>25840529

He can't be that friendly if he murdered someone in front of their own child.
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>>25823641
can non anime still be waifu?
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>''Anon can I borrow a tenner?''
>What for
>''I'm dying for a joint''

Fucking druggies.
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>>25824842
sum pham, BN14/worthing here, freezing my nuts off drinking coffee.
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>>25840266
I would kill my next door neighbour, or any chav for that matter, for free. I wouldn't kill any humans for any price, but chavs I would absolutely do for free just give me the gun.
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Poleaboo passed his driving theory test

47/50

2 years to learn to drive a car and pass the exam now
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>>25840820
How do you use up 8 years of your provisional?
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>>25840820

Good on you, pal
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>>25840831
Couldn't take driving lessons for the most part because of anxiety

When I dropped out of uni at 19, I did try but the first guy dropped me after 4 lessons and refunded me, the other shouted at me and I called it a day
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>>25840860
you really are one big fuck up aint you
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