better get to bed wagecucks edition
niiice trips desu
Fuck off, george
This is our country now
Do you think it is dangerous? I have between 6 to 10 beers a night. It doesn't seem like too much. I don't drink spirits or anything. I know they say 14 units is the limited but that's totally unrealistic. That's like when they say to only take 2 paracetamols.
I already did, lad.
Pizza shop down the road just started doing curly fries with everything.
I foresee good times ahead boys
When Muslims become the majority in the UK, however far down the road it is, when they take over parliament and there is effectively an Islamist government in the UK, what is Israel's plan? They'll have Muslims with access to mountains of nukes.
I've been watching Sekai de Ichiban Tsuyoku ni Naritai, you're waifu's VA sure can make some lewd noises.
>order clip on mic so I can use my good heaphones when gaming
>order in the next 2 hours for next day delivery
>order way within those 2 hours
>order another item 5 minutes before cut off
>receive shipping confirmation for second item
>look at other item
>this item will be delivered Tuesday the 19th
but of course
I've never heard of this but it sounds ridiculous
Indeed. I really, really want to lick it, mates.
>can't scream CYKA BLYAT at russians while playing CS:GO for a few days.
My laptop fan has a loose bearing and currently sounds like a spitfire engine. Delivery of replacement is expected on the 19th.
I try not to watch other anime with her VA in lead roles, especially lewd anime
I don't play GO anymore. I was actually rather good but didn't have enough time to practice and don't like to lose.
Been mainly playing the new Rainbow 6 game. Really fun when it works and you don't have to play with spackers.
Faggot. She is none of those things.
>I've never heard of this but it sounds ridiculous
It's a great show, I strongly recommend you check it out, even if you don't like it, your penis will.
well it was a filedropper upload, same link name
if that doesn't work I guess its dead then and will need re uploading. but that takes a couple of hours, ill have to do it tomorrow.
Sorry anon I got distracted by some Haribos. I am back with the Pringles now they are only ready salted flavour though. I might go back for the Haribo and get some lemonade while I am at it. I think that will be more enjoyable than Pringles and beer.
Arma3 and its various survival mods is my game of choice.
There's nothing quite like hiking over miles of open country for half an hour to get one-shot killed by a guy disguised as a bush.
>have two figures of my waifu
>both have been boxed up for over a year
>will continue to be the case for at least 10 more months
Stayed awake 50 hours
slept for 12
Had some pretty vivid dreams lads
Why's that lad?
Scared of being judged?
Story time fuckers.
>saved up for months to buy it
>incredibly excited for it's arrival
>watching out for courier all day
>around 2pm see courier drive up
>drives around the top of the street for a little while as though he was looking for house
>drives back down and parks up straight across from my house between some garages
>goes into the back for a couple minutes then goes back to the front and drives off
>see there is a box that he left there
>figure it must have been mine and that he left it because he couldn't find my house
>take it into house
>open it with excitement
>mfw this guy took a shit in the box and drove off
>Approx. Bra Size 32B
No I'll be fighting with her by my side lad
OFFICIAL LIST ON BRITFEEL PERSONALITIES
>OP Image guy
>The Diabetes Kid
>Militant Jamaican Muslim
>Machine Operator Anon
>"Civil Engineer" anon
Who have I missed out?
No, I had to move to a tiny, crummy flat with no space to store PVC butts, let alone display them. The boxes take up so much space.
All of pic related are languishing in their cardboard prisons for now.
He's a lot less attention whorey though
I dunno if the guy bitching constantly about Doncaster is 1 guy though. It's such a shit hole, I wouldn't be surprised if it was 10
>Implying they'd even be able to touch me
*Unsheathes katana* just keep walking...
>fat ugly speedrunner can get a qt gf
>tfw I can't
maybe I should give it another try
>getting your own flat
>getting a job (presumably)
>still making it so you can never bring a girl home
The only reason I don't have a gf now is because I don't want to face the prospect of sneaking a girl past my mum into my wank cave of a room.
Why would you have your own place if you're not going to use it to shag slags?
They only get with them so they can attention whore at AGDQ
How do you tell them apart though?
Didn't he kill himself on New Year in a hotel?
How do you tell them apart? I don't even know how many there are. Posting waifus is hardly a gimmick if 10 other people are doing it.
I remember him posting here does he count as a personality though?
I'm going to get a list of all the characters and write wrestling fan fictions with them, so if there is anyone you'd like to see please say so I can add them to the list
>Why would you have your own place if you're not going to use it to shag slags?
Anon pls, this is /r9k/. Anyway, if I'd stayed at home much longer I'd have gone legitimately insane, it's better this way.
>New uni timetable is out
>tfw no classes except on thursday
>tfw thursday classes is from 9am to 6pm
holy shit I dont know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
What do I do with all this free time?
So you aren't watching Crazy Eyes: The Anime this season?
I have to say I only recognised it was the same VA from the ED song.
>Have guy LPing Skyrim in the background for white noise since I hate silence
>Some NPC's say he looks sick
>Laughs it off at first
>Few hours later people keep saying it
>Sounds genuinely upset
>Couple more times of it someone says it and he yells 'FUCK OFF YOU STUPID FUCKING SLUT'
>Now every time someone does it there's just a moment of silence for him to seethe in anger
I broke my punch man! I've only had it 2 fucking days!!
Don't really watch that much airing anime unless it's a series I already know I enjoy like YrYr or NNB, actually planning to rewatch K-ON for the eighth time soon
you want a spoiler?
im actually op image guy. of 2015.
that's why im here all the time, except for when I go for a nap.
you wouldn't know me, I don't have any friends.
>How do you tell them apart? I don't even know how many there are. Posting waifus is hardly a gimmick if 10 other people are doing it.
Azusa waifu anon
Nymph waifu anon
more recently Mugi waifu anon
that anon with the 3DPD waifu who calls the other ones plebs
the anon with a pixelated lizard waifu from some video game
I use twitch too, just for speedrunners though. Problem is some have very low views at times so they sometimes say 'Sup X what's going on'.
That's why it's so funny. He doesn't even think to use one of the countless disease potions he hordes.
>can't even meet them in real life
tip top kek
Who /Sussex/ here? Holla at me fellow South Saxons, where are you reppin? What are you doing/eating/drinking right now?
I used to be into speedrunner. AGDQ since 2014 has been absolutely dreadful though. Not a single fun one since 2013. I'm hoping NASA is comfy though. There's talks or pillow forts and shit
>'Sup X what's going on'.
God I hate that shit. Should be up to the viewer to make themselves known.
>He doesn't even think to use one of the countless disease potions he hordes.
Better not be DSP or some shit.
Outside of waifu posting nobody knows anything about them unlike pakiboo, ghost, tilde or dad anon
The only one I'd consider is the undertale waifu guy due to the whole Lisa stuff
>have to live with the fact that a dozen fat neckbeards are humping a pillow with his waifu on it every night
>literally getting fucked at full force in mouth, pussy and anus multiple times per day
I've been making the Azusa threads there for over a year now
>Enjoy jackin' off to this one you degenerates
Yeah always get pretty excited for AGDQ even though it's somehow still getting worse and I barely watch any of it. Just disappointing myself desu.
>Should be up to the viewer to make themselves known.
Too true. Tempted to just never log back in but the following tool is too useful.
I could poteantially fit them in as a faction of jobbers but like the other anon said we don't really have that much information about them so they wouldn't have any sort of character.
>of her physical appearance
What physical appearance?
Any other Twitch addicts here?
Hear the story about the 62 year old streamer who was falsely accused of being a paedophile by some youtube cunt and then had his personal information released?
Was fucked up. Poor old dude broke down on stream.
twitch slash halo but the spectator mode's shite so i suggest watching an entertaining pros pov like ninja or lxthul
come on round though lad and watch it, it'll be comfyier
I've only ever watched 4 anime series in full.
Cowboy Bebop (breddy gud)
Azumanga Daioh (moe but alright)
How do you nerds dedicate so much time to this mediocre artform?
How do you become so attached to cartoon girls that aren't real?
I know it doesn't make up for it but he's got a sub button and a lot of people poking in now. At-least he can get some twitch bux and not have to work so hard (assuming he has a job)
>>Have guy LPing Skyrim in the background for white noise since I hate silence
Unless you've watched every movie and TV show and listened to every audiobook I find your excuse lacking
>How do you nerds dedicate so much time to this mediocre artform?
I think a lot of people may be watching it because it's trivially easy to obtain a shitload of anime in Blu-Ray quality, whereas with the gradual shutting down/ISP filtering of big public trackers, it's less straightforward to pirate "proper" TV shows.
And also the girls are kawaii desu
>Sent a girl an anti-refugee story I wrote parodying a creepypasta on facebook
>she has now shared the image
>told everyone I am islamophobic
>they all fucking abusing me now
what the fuck is wrong with this country?
This is the story, probably going to get fired from my job, fuck this world
I can't stop laughing, it's just too funny. How can there be so many plebs ITT?
You idiot. You revealed both your /pol/ and autist power levels at the same time.
I don't think its possible to fuck up any worse than this.
I hope you get sacked for this you massive massive bellend. Are you actually fucking mentally ill lad? You won't get employed anywhere now, just because you tried to be an edgy faggot in the year 2016.
I've been to Coventry a lot and it is the worst place I've ever been
>that big issue seller near peeping Tom
BIG ISSUE PLEEEEEEEEEEASE
BIG ISSUE PLEEEEEEEEEEASE
BIG ISSUE PLEEEEEEEEEASE
Yes, the haram harem may stay.
>must wake up for work in 6 hours
who else /wagecuck/ here
Okay here is the preliminary roster for the BFF (Britfeel Fighting Federation)
>OP Image Guy 2015
>The Diabetes Kid
>Machine Operator Anon
>McDonald's Anxiety anon
>Militant Jamaican Muslim
>OP Image Guy 2016
">Civil Engineer" anon
>Manchester Suicide Pact
>Brummy Weed Anon
Chairman of The Board:
Never Gets out Of Bed Anon
>The Nation of Isalmification (Militant Jamaican Muslim, Gym Paki, Fight anon)
>The Weebs (Waifu anons)
>The Wageslaves (Machine Operator Anon & Lobbyist Anon)
>Outside Fear (Agorphobia Anon & McDonald's Anxiety anon)
BBC Champion (Best of Britfeel Champion)
>OP Image Guy 2015
Banterweight Title Champion
>Machine Operator Anon
BUM Champions (Best United Men)
It will take me a few days to put all the story lines together and write everything out but I hope to have the first show up together for next week. Then they shall run on a weekly basis.
If there are anvy anons you think should be on the roster who I haven't yet included let me know and we'll see if they are worth adding.
Joined UKIP recently.
We need to control our border really.
The number of people coming here is mad. We just can't absorb them all. I don't want to be a minority in my own country.
It's really fucked up. The people coming to Europe don't even look human. They look like alien beasts from another planet. Whenever I see them marching in those columns I just get the urge to pull out and gun and mow them all down.
Anyone else know this feeling?
It feels like our civilisation is under threat. Like my family is under threat.
I really hope it doesn't come to that, but if I had to, I'd be fine with gassing these invaders. Even the children. All of them are just so filthy and despicable.
The refugees going to the US from the UN refugee camps are 67% women and children...
The ones flooding into Europe on their own, and passing through 10 safe countries to reach the liberal benefits havens of western and northern Europe are mostly men.
I know reading about facts really does make it hard to hold certain opinions, but its literally right there on the page. All you have to do is read it.
>spend most of the day watching porn to get very horny for wank session later
>got too greedy and now I have blueballs
this shit fucking hurts
>One day Poleaboo might hold the title for months due to interference by Isalmifcation
I'd watch it desu.
Surprised you haven't seen Maou Sama, Tilde. Thought it was hilarious.
Also who's your favourite Love Live?
Of course not, this will not make her any less non-existent
>You guys spammed up my uni snapchat and now it has gone dead.
On the plus side, I've spent about 5 hours revising for tomorrow's exam so I spent about 3 hours playing CoD to relax and let it sink in.
>Tfw Honks is never anyones favourite.
But yeah they're all great.
I'm more of a ritsu fan but that still looks pretty nice senpai
I wish you good cuddles
>tfw people you're a 2 personalities
I'm a hybrid pham
Never been in a lift as an adult.
Whenever in tv/films i see people walk into a lift and press a button, always thought they were being rude and the lfit would then go to their floor. Now it seems like it creates a list of floors to go to and adds theirs to the end?
>OP Image Guy 2015 will turn heel one day
JUST MESSAGE ME BACK YOU SLUT
SHOW ME THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE
"How do you think I feel, knowing you know where I live when you've been saying the things you have to me and the letter you left me on Christmas Day. I cannot continue to even talk to you because I'm worried about myself and you need to not get obsessed over women"
THAT'S NOT A PICTURE OF YOUR ASSHOLE YOU FUCKING BITCH SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING SHIT RING
You said you got this from movies, what did you think happened when 6 people were in a lift? One guy got off at his floor and everyone had an awkward moment where they decided who got to get off next?
lads im kinda pissed right now so maybe this sounds shit but..
was wondering if any of you would be interested if I made a course or threads for you lads about how to become web developers working online?
I started learning about 2 years ago and I earn enough money to get by. I cba going for competitive jobs or contracts so I just stick to easier stuff but it is really chill and I just work a few hours from home at 20 pound/hour and make like a grand a month.
I could teach you guys how to do some web dev and how to find jobs like this. Cause I fucking love you guys and you've always been here for me and I'd like to give something back if people are interested.
Bare in mind I could probably easily earn more money if I wanted to be a proper wagecuck but I just want to be a NEET and earn some extra beer money each month.
Probably the wrong time to post it but it's something I've being considering doing for a while and would be interested in to see what you did
but I am a social recluse and fear interaction so I'd probably be more interested in lurking rather than posting but I just wanted to give a little encouragement before slinking away
Someday, I will get a chance to hug her. I just know it, lads.
i'll try post it again tomorrow.
I am also a social recluse mate and it was super difficult for me also. Occasionally, people want to talk on skype voice which is fucking terrifying for me but I have to do it a bit anyway. Usually isn't as bad as I think.
I think it's something anyone can do though with a bit of effort and I'd like to help some other robots out. Main problem with webdev is it is becoming saturated with hipsters and feminists and as a result technologies are changing fast and some companies are weird.
I bet her hair smells like fruit.
Have any of you guys gone to the doctors for insomnia? Has anything they prescribed worked? Literally been lying in bed for like 5 hours trying to sleep. Got work in a few hours too. I just don't want to be permanently sleep deprived anymore
britbots r8 my bass noodles http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UkbkboHv1N
are you out there?
Finally got out of bed and decided to move on in life. texted a bar manager and got to play a few acoustic sets in a month
Now all I gotta do is pick and learn what to play, and not pussy out and hide in my room.
>tfw talking to a qt 7/10 grill
>things are going good
>she starts asking about why I was in hospital
>tfw lost my testicle in November
>tell her this happened
>she laughs in my face
>have to resist urge to knock her out
Why are women so mean senpai, if it was her who lost her tit and I'd laughed she'd have got some chad fuck to beat the shit out of me. Why are they allowed to get away with being so awful? I miss my testicle.
Monday Morning Jazz
nothing really, just got a few odds and sods to crack on with. charging me mums car battery and bringing in some fire wood. after that, i'll probaly go out for a loiter around
you got anything planned?
>dream that im in a Chinese shop with an enemy im killing
>we talk it out and start looking at weed pipes
>I start comoaring then I found an awesome mini-bong
>think to myself "if I'm fully aware of this bong and hold it tightly I can bring it back to the real world with me"
>wake up with the bong in my hand
>hoky shit why doesn't everybody do this with everything
>properly wake up without bong
Poleaboo turned down voluntary work but agreed to be referred to the NU-TRAXX program, they have a high success rate when it comes to getting people into work and even give you a personal budget of 600 quid for driving lessons, qualification like a CSCS card and even clothes
>mfw I'm not working until wednesday and when I do I will be getting paid to do nada
>mfw I'll be shitposting here all night
Panicking lads, I accidentally transferred 1234 quid to my paypal account instead of 12.34, am I fucked
>controlling our streets
Maybe if you're poor and live in a shit town. My town is like 99% white.
There are a lot of polish though but they're alright, there's a nice polish deli in town that sells unreal sausages
>I could teach you guys how to do some web dev and how to find jobs like this. Cause I fucking love you guys and you've always been here for me and I'd like to give something back if people are interested.
I would love some infos too. I've been making web stuff for myself for a long time but never quite figured out how to get jobs from it. Just working a few days a month on some easy things would be nice.
You go on freelance sites and it seems full of indians doing stuff for cheap.
What are you opinions on over-protective boyfriends?
>she likes me
>got her number
>she started texting me
>all of a sudden starts replying with one liners
>stops replying at all sometime later
>have heard her BF is one of those who doesn't let her go anywhere or do anything without him etc
>pretty sure her BF told her to stop texting me
>want to kick his face in
If your response wasn't just to walk away or tell her "actually it's not funny" (and then either walk away or stick around and make her feel awkward) then you're an idiot
Bet you laughed along with her
Well, gotta go to the job centre now lads
Wish me luck
so i went to london a weekend once and jesus christ there was so many halal shops and muslims everywhere
how do you deal with it lads
>tfw I will never be a recognized poster
>mfw she told me she is soon moving within 5 minutes of where I live and that her BF job involes him being away for several days at a time
The girl I text alot has a bf that hates me. When ever he upsets her she texts me about it and i plant seeds of doubt in her mind.
I don't think I'll be anything more than a mate but when he told her to stop texting me she told him to fuck off
>tfw you've only been here a few weeks
>on the recognized personalities list
well, its only going to your paypal. so it wil probably declined due to lack of funds in your bank.
however if it does send you the money and lets you go overdrawn, you transfer back the same day it wont charge you.
I think, im no expert in this area.
Got to sleep pretty late yesterday, later than usual anyway and had shit to do this morning. Didn't do any of it as was so tired. Now I feel like really bad and down. I feel like i'm going to cry. Someone hold me and tell me everything is going to be okay.
>Managed to sleep last night early enough to get up at 8AM
>Hit the gym, had a good session
>Now feel tired
Have to make it to at least 12 tonight, I don't want to keep sleeping in until late at night even though I love it.
you might have to go outside.
>why is the net mostly dark
>I have a bullshit detector but I don't poke shit with it.
Back from the job centre fellas. It went alright.
Time to get pissed. I've got another litre of JD babyyyyy
Depends who it was. If it was someone who no one would kick up a fuss about then, 15k minimum.
I grew up in a rough area and heard stories of people doing it for as little as a grand.
Like I said... it was a bad estate. I know someone doing 18 years for shooting someone dead in front of dead guys daughter over a petty argument. He was only 19 when he got sent down.
Murder happens more than you think in the UK.
1k is a lot of money to someone who is homeless, an addict or living in ''1st world poverty.''
>''Anon can I borrow a tenner?''
>''I'm dying for a joint''
I would kill my next door neighbour, or any chav for that matter, for free. I wouldn't kill any humans for any price, but chavs I would absolutely do for free just give me the gun.
Couldn't take driving lessons for the most part because of anxiety
When I dropped out of uni at 19, I did try but the first guy dropped me after 4 lessons and refunded me, the other shouted at me and I called it a day