>LITERALLY twenty sixteen
It makes you happier and, if you can pull it off, gives you that "bad boy" trait that you are clearly lacking and that attracts women.
inb4 you guys say "hurr durr it's bad for your lungs", I must remember: most robots don't even want to live long, so why bother?
There is no reason to not smoke in 2016.
>tfw started smoking when i was 13
>tfw that was 7 years ago
>tfw wont make it pass 50
was a heavy smoker for 2 years
didn't think much of it until i got pain in my chest
pain still sometimes comes up
please don't put this shit in your lungs guys it is addicting as fuck and really fucking bad just look at this pic what do you think my lungs look like after smoking ~20k of those?
>wasting money on shit that is objectively harmful to your health for extraordinarily mild cognitive benefits and social brownie points
>having the mindset of a fucking retard and smoking for such an idiotic reason as "it makes you die faster"
I thought robots were supposed to be above playing petty social games.
Of all the ways you could die, why would it be from lung cancer slowly making it hard to breath? Literally in the hopes a girl notices you? Most deprecate normie try hard thing I've read
>extraordinarily mild cognitive benefits
As a true autist, mundane tasks like walking down the street, waiting for a bus or going shopping stress me out.
The ability to quickly calm myself after the classic "y-you t-too" with cute cashier is great.
Oh wow, look at that picture, fuck statistics see how the cotton changed color? This is the real danger of tobacco, brown tobacco can make things brown. Have you told the surgeon general yet? This is groundbreaking.
Anytime anyone ever uses this phrase you can know with absolute certainty it's a childish retard who is butthurt over people liking things he(or more likely, she) doesn't like.
>smoking to look cool
You're still going to be a weird autist, it won't make you look cool.
I used to smoke and I'm so, so glad I quit. Only smoke reefer now.
Also had a family member pass from lung cancer. Basically was told there was nothing they could do and she went from looking and feeling absolutely fine to dead in under 3 weeks. Absolutely horrible. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
I've literally never smoked even a single cigarette in my life, the only one stupid enough to get tricked by a plant is you. That's not the funny part though. Rather than the mountains of evidence that look at health considerations you're only concerned with 'it is be changing da' coluh' of cottons'.
Ex smoker here.
Literally no robot would appear as bad boy, they would all look like unhealty cheekyprawns. Only Chads and Proto Chads can gain bad boy points by smoking.
Did I mention it stinks? Did you mention it will make you stink? Did I mention it's expensive? Did I mention nicotine cravings in the middle of a movie or conference or class or whatever? Did I mention feel like shit in the mornings and waking up during the night craving water and sleep apnea? Did I mention shit skin quality and lower collagen production and no breath? Did I mention entering a bakery and not inhaling glorious fresh bread smell bacause you literally have no sence of smells?
Smoking makes everyone look cool. You go from that creepy skinny nerd standing in the corner unsure of how to do his hands to the cool skinny quiet and mysterious guy sitting on the porch. Smoking is worth picking up for social gains alone, the increase in intelligence is just a nice extra. Stupid bitches will ask to bumbum a cigarette from you or a light and will be impressed by the novelty of black self filled tubes, a vintage silver cigarette case, and or the lighter with the cool blue flame. It's one area where you can snowflake as hard as you want and you either look really cool or only mildly faggy.
Are you poor? Tobacco is actually pretty cheap, especially if you grow your own, which anyone who cares about the taste and quality will. If you just wanted to get high why smoke in the first place? Just vape or use gum. You're like that faggot who says beer is stupid because you can get a bottle of Burnetts vodka for less money.
>smells like shit
>constantly hacking up a lung
>being autistic enough to have a case for your cigarettes
>thinking it would impress other girls
>ever wanting a girl who smokes
so much wrong with your post
>It's one area where you can snowflake as hard as you want
i have a obscure unique tobacco brand im that snowflake when it comes to tobacco. I have a lighter witb a hole punch in it, cases, humidors etc.
It is but government taxes fuck you up. Where I live they're nearly 60% of the consumer price of tobacco
Shut up contrarian bitch
>growing your own tobacco
Wow literally everyone can do that while living in their shitty commie block apartment!
I smoked because I got hooked on it, partially because I kept seeking the head spins and good feelings my first cigarettes gave me.
And I fail to see your correlation with the beers and vodka mane.
Someone with a significant Chad potential that can become one by pulling off some "act" (Musician, bad boy, drug dealer, sportsman).
lmao I am picturing some nerd trying to be cool showing off his vintage cigarette case and lmao black filled tubes.
>won't have my almost daily smoke plus coffee combo no more while waiting for classes to start
what the fuck. What the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK
I don't get how people get addicted to smoking. I smoked for 2 years averaging around 13 a day and when I decided to quit I did so cold turkey and didn't feel any negative effects.
How does it feel when you're withdrawing and want a smoke?
Not only does smoking fuck up your health, it fucks up your breath, smell in general, and teeth.
Also, if you smoke in public only other smokers could possibly think you're "cool", other people just see you as a weak-willed insecure guy that either lies to himself that he doesn't care that he dies early, or got coaxed into it by his faggot high school friends. You want to die of lung cancer? Really? You think that you will still have that mindset when that time has come?