>tfw even Comic Book Guy has a qt gf and you still don't

it's a scripted series

>>25821606

The guy who came up with the idea of giving him such a qt girlfriend is probably lonely and fat himself.

>>25821606
Half of Simpsons these days is: "-What if character X meets his/her BFF?"

>>25821606
Eh, I'd rather have a girl with my own body type. Sex with a thin chick would be awkward, not to mention public appearances.

>>25821606
That looks like Amy from Futurama.

>>25821606
Anything after season 10 or so isn't cannon.

>>25822951
What kind of a fag are you?

He owns a business though.

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>>25821606
He had one before, Skinner's mom

>He's got a job
>Says his opinion about anything to everyone with no regards to their feelings
>He's like the tallest character in springfield aside from that Drederick Tatum guy
>He's genuinly gifted with a high iq
>He has gotten laid before
>He's been in fights before
>He owns a buisness
Try harder

>>25822951
fat girls are not as fun to fuck, and the fat pushes you out of their vaginas

>>25822951
I know of this fat 30 something year old man pursuing some 19 year old really thin and really short girl.

People are fucking weird.

>>25823300
>>He's genuinly gifted with a high iq
>>He has gotten laid before
>>He's been in fights before
is this some neo simpsons shit?

she's asian, aka bottom of barrel trash

>>25823311

>the fat pushes out of their vaginas

[citation needed]

>>25823334
>he wants to be with an attractive girl instead of an unattractive girl
yes truly his thoughts are completely alien

>>25823386
I've fucked a skinny girl and two fat girls, the skinny girl was easier to fuck, felt deeper and I didn't bounce against her flab and get pushed out

>>25822229

and his/her bff is not white, or better yet some trans, wig wearing freak

>>25823420
>His/her new best friend is an Indian or Brittish kid
>Every time

>>25823402
No, he's just deluding himself.

>>25823484
point is that isn't 'fucking weird'. also maybe he's rich or something

>>25823484
Wtf is this shit? Let people choose what they want will you?

>>25823577
I'm not stopping him, I am saying that it is a strange attempt at match making.

>>25823355
No almost all this is from the old episodes like season 1-9

>>25823697
when was he high iq and fighting people? i guess the getting laid was with skinner's mom

At least the Simpsons writers don't control my life.

>>25823412

So? I've fucked a skinny girl and a fat girl and they were about the same, the skinny girl was a bit more uncomfortable.

>>25822229

how many times did Lisa make friends with someone that was actually a bad influence and had to stop being friends with that person?