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Women don't really care about penis size...right?

4x4.5 here
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>>25820998
7x5.5
Doesnt look that big desu
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>>25821056
Have you ever used it? Has a girl ever seen it?
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>>25821112
Never used it.
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>>25820998
you have a chode?
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>>25820998
girls do care

ur dick is tiny as fuck
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Just go down on her for an hour before you get it out
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>>25820998
>tfw small penis humilation fetish

OP, your gif made me instantly hard and I'm going to cum to it right now
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They do, but women are shit at visual-spatial reasoning so unless they take a ruler to it or have a good reference they'll believe it's however long you tell them, within reason.
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>>25821918
Yeah women know nothing about dicks, and every guy they have sex with probably straight up lie and just add an inch to the real length
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Girls who care about penis size aren't worth your time. Even if I had an above average dick I wouldn't fuck with a cunt like that.
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5x3.7' here

I have a full-on choad
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>>25822042
No that's a needle dick. Or maybe a normal penis. Unless you are trying to say your penis is 3.7" inches long and 5" in girth.
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>>25820998
Use the Allen Stevenson technique, then she wont care how big your penis is. In fact she'll keep begging for more
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>>25822067

Maybe he's saying it's 3.7 inches wide.
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>>25822081
Tell is moar

Origimal
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>turning 24 in 6 months
>5x4
>can't even get as hard as i could before, ejaculations getting weaker and weaker, sex drive lowering already
>still a virgin

JUST
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>>25821849
Doesn't look like a chode. Just looks tiny.
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>>25820998
6 Inch here

Never used it tho,
but a grill did start touching it once when I was driving in the back of this car
she did feel the whole size of it, and didn't seem to bother as she didn't stop.
I on the otherhand freaked out and bailed once the car ride was over.
;)
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>>25822318
>and didn't seem to mind the size*
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>>25822081
Well...are you gonna tell us what it is?
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You'll only have problems with your dick consistently if it's less than 5 inches.

I am less than 5 inches myself and I don't see how this life is worth living.
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>>25820998
Honestly as long as it's above 5 I won't complain but I defiantly won't enter a long term relationship with someone small. My ideal size is around 7x6. Inb4 butt hurt I'm sure most guys here wouldn't stay with a girl if she was really loose
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>>25821056

Same t b h

I feel small
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>>25822318
My sides are OC
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>>25822441
It isn't dicklet. Kill yourself.
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>>25822461
Cunt
But why dont you do Kegels? To proud or just to bitchy to care?
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>>25822461
Pro tip for lose cunts
Do Kegels


Yes i know its bait, im also bored
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>>25822508
Um rude and I do do kegels I didn't realize I wasn't allowed to have a preference.
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>>25820998
Size matters, but stuff like your income, social status, fitness and looks are much more important.

If you're a rich chad and you munch her carpet you'll be more than fine
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Dick size doesn't matter because most of you aren't gonna get to use yours on a woman regardless of size.
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>>25822469
Had worse. When I was 14-15 this grill (~18), 9/10, extremely hot, perfect ass and tits, attempted to jerk me of in front of my dad!
We was at the same place for a week, never did anything even tho she wanted...
It was so obvious that she wanted to fuck, that the other older boys was really mad about it.
That shit I regret.
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>>25822551
I never said I was loose i was just stating must guys wouldn't date a girl who was super loose. I just prefer it to be a little bigger than normal is that a crime?
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>>25820998
hey OP we have the same size dick its uncanny.
literally the same measurements
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>>25822690
who is that gay retard? hehe he he
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>tfw you have a big dick
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>>25820998
>current year
>not having a donkey dick

Sorry OP, you're out of luck. Maybe next life you'll have more luck
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tfw 7.2x6
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>>25820998
>tfw 7.5"
it hurts knowing ill never be the full 8 inches
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>>25822728
Big beins guy, answer these questions please
>Do you sleep on your: Back, Side or Stomach?
>Do you sleep in the nude?
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>>25822686
No but I can justifiably kill you in self-defence for it.
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>>25822810
I sleep on my side. Never, ever sleep on my back unless I'm ill.

I don't sleep nude because I'm scared of testicular torsion.
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>>25822766
That's clearly shooped
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>>25820998
10 cm here

Somehow this wasn't original 2414213823953
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Had no complaints.
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>>25822906
Wasn't original because there are a lot of dicklets here
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>8x5
>slept with 14 women
>can cum at will
>rave reviews all around
>only girl I ever loved is gone
>tfw
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>>25822930
M-moot?

desu senpai
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>>25822981
Why the fuck do people think this? I've posted pics before and people have said the same thing.
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>>25823010
chin and jawline
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>6.3 inches
>5 inches girth
>send hundreds of dick pics over snapchat
>grils all say im huge
>one gril said I had a horse cock

girls cant measure your dick by just looking at it. I couldve said I was 9 inches and they would believe it
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>>25821056

This.

Fucking this all over

I am just over 7 inches long and just over 5 inches girth and I honestly don't think it looks big.
Girls say otherwise and I haven't any trouble at all with it, every girl I have slept with like it.
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Fembot here. Penis size doesn't matter that much. My last bf was about 14"x10", and it hurt. Pic related.
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>>25823041
Looking at him now I guess I have a very similar facial structure.
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>>25823188
Post pics with a measuring tape next to it.
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They dont but it means alot.


I had sex a few times with one girl like 7 years ago and I can tell you yes, female orgasms are a myth. Unless you're packing a 9 inch with 8 inch girth she isn't going to get that full body ecstacy feeling when you have sex with her, real talk.

If you have an average dick like me, the most you can do is mildly please her and even then it's more of an emotional trip for them for some fucking reason and not about raw physical sensation like us males.

The first insertion is when a female feels the most physical pleasure, after that if you have an average dick like me it turns into a chore for them.

I only managed to halfway please this girl once and that was when I was really fucking tired and I was going at it at a snails pace for like 10 minutes. Apparently to her it was the best sex ever but as soon as I picked up the pace I came in like 30 seconds.

I dont know if premature ejaculation is a biological defect or whatever because I have studied the mating patterns of other primates and they all cum in under 30 seconds, I believe it's because having sex puts you in a vulnerable position? in which other males can openly attack you so their and our bodies evolved to cum in the quickest time possible, to pass on the genes and resume survival.

Now I leave you with this, I feel like I am a normal guy and have studied and revised my single sexual encounters with this woman 7 years ago and have watched enough porn to learn that average penises like mine are not enough to ever truly please a woman. It's sad but true. A woman may be content materially, with your personality and direction in life, with your family, your friends but sex is a different ball game. They will take a loss on it if you can provide in other areas but they will always desire full good sex from a man who is more masculine than you and has a more endow penis capable of stretching and filling her vaginal hole.
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>>25825259

>I had sex with one girl

Wow! What a large sample size. Fucking hell
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>>25825259
>female orgasms are a myth
Confirmed for being terrible at sex.
Post ignored.
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>>25822107
Just google it man, im phoneposting so dont have the patience to type it all out >>25822393
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>>25820998
Not really. It's pretty low on the list of things we care about.
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Like everything, it varies from person to person. Some care, others don't.
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>>25822930
Is this like a fat girl angle shot? Do people still fall for this?
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>>25825259
Use a penis sleeve, anon

Most nerve endings for guys are concentrated in the glans whereas the entire vagina is a bit more spread out, with the equivalent of the glans being the clitoris so long as you aren't taking cues from porn and rubbing it like a goddamn scratch-off ticket

Combine that with other erogenous zones like the ears, lips or even the nips and anus and you shouldn't have that much trouble

Girls have way more trouble getting off to one repetitive motion than guys do, mix it up a little and you'll be fine

Squirting is a myth though that's a whole nother story
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>>25823076

same here bro. like 7x5.25

I think it's a above average good size not too big.
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4.5 x 4.5. It's proportional but tiny. I've fucked like two girls and neither have said anything but I'm sure they would have preferred bigger. That being said sex is a meme and pleasing your partner is for cucks. Girls don't care that much about sex unless they're whores.
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>>25825495
thanks for the tips man
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7x5.7 KHV perma virgin here. I'd give all you dicklets my dick if i could. I am literally never going to use it.

Just use what you got man, women don't care as much as men unless they're a whore size queen
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>>25825712
Are you a hungry skeleton?
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>>25825741
Nah, i'm pretty fat.

Trying to lose the weight though since i'm pretty sure a lot of my dick is hidden from fat.
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>>25825769
Too bad, I'd have been into you if you were.
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>>25825915
I like food too much sorry.
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>>25820998
http://www.cuckoldplace.com/19_8698_1.html
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>>25827157
I swear to god you niggers actually enjoy cuck porn.
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>>25820998
9"
Don't know circumference
It's a BBC tho
>>25822810
I sleep on my stomach.
I get bad sleep paralysis if I sleep on stomach or side
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>>25825259
>have watched enough porn to learn that average penises like mine are not enough to ever truly please a woman.
kek
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>>25822930
wtf moot
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>>25820998
i have a small cock but my gf seems to like it and constantly moans while im fucking her. its probably like 4.5 inches
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>>25828818
Because she's thinking about Tyrone's dick breaking into her uterus
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>>25829161
>le black people have big benis meme
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>>25829281
Blackbot here
9" of virgin dick
Idk if all black guys have big dicks tho, I see plenty of black feels threads where people say they're small or average
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>>25820998
Thread Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wNx1CBym7s
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>>25829712
You're literally a dick unicorn if you're telling the truth, like less than 0.3% chance of having one that big.

You're most likely over exaggerating like most men do online but not even your average pornstar is even close to that big. And if you are telling the truth you're fucked and are probably going to have to turn gay since that is far too big for 90% of women out there that aren't whores.
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>tfw you'll never hear her say "omg it's so fucking big" as she pulls down your pants
i'd give literally anything for my wiener to be big
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>>25821112
i have a 7inch and a girl has seen it

she was quietly impressed. She would put her fingers on the shaft and measure it . it was the girth of like 3-4 of her fingers put next to eachother.

then she'd say shit like, "well I can barely get 2 fingers in there, how is this gonna fit?"

lo and behold, it didn't fit. I never really got to penetrate properly. Sucks. I shoulda bought a toy to loosen her up or something. I'm an idiot.
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>>25823076
jesus. can't you fucks ever be happy?

having a 7inch penis is the equivalent of being 6 foot. It's above average. you got lucky. be grateful.
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>>25830311
No matter how big you are you always want a bigger one.

Just the male mentality. It also doesn't help that the angle we see our dicks at makes it look smaller to us.
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>>25830230
you are clearly someone with a small penis trying to make themselves feel better if you think any girl older than 11 can't take a seven inch cock
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>>25830366
hmm. you know, that's kinda true. i just hope it doesn't literally make people sad.

but yeah, 7 inches is still so... ordinary. I think a 9 and I'd be 100% content.
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>>25830404
huh? you're clearly wrong.

I'm not lying about my dick, it's 7 inches. Also, the girl was a virgin. So that explains why she was so tight.

It also explains why she might've been impressed at my only above average cock. She probably hadn't seen any bigger at the time. Now she's a whoer tho and prolly knows better.
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>>25830419
>7 inches is still so... ordinary.
Its really not. Just because everyone on the internet claims to pack 7 inches+ doesn't mean its the truth or a common pecker size. I'd say 6ish inches is the most ordinary and common penis size in most places.
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>>25830472
you know, you're right. I'm just gonna be happy with my dick and stfu.
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>>25822461
well at least i know i'm right in giving up
thanks
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>>25830604
JUST JELQ BRAH. :)))
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>>25830672
i don't need your memes, anon
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>>25829887
Not lying.
I've measured it multiple times.
I have no idea about the girth tho.
Dick unicorn? Lol I picture a unicorn with a penis instead of horn.

Anyways, I can't go gay.
Only as gay as Bailey Jay.
S/he makes my donger hard.

Someone on /tv/ told me to try porn.
If I get desperate enough, I will.
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Being a dicklet is true suffering. Manlets, skinnyfats, uglyfags, etc. all have it much better off:

>If a manlet etc. gets laid, the girl already KNOWS he is short. She won't suddenly go "lol whoops I just realized you're 5'5, BYE!"
>If a dicklet gets laid, he has one last humiliating hurdle to get over.

>Similarly to the above, everyone knows you're ugly or short. A girl can't #REKT your life by telling people this.
>Yet if you are a dicklet, you must vet every single girl you sleep with to make sure she's not a shallow whore who will tell everyone and then you lose all your friends and any respect they may have had for you

>Dicklets are the only group it is not only socially acceptable to make fun of, but expected of you (or else you're considered a dicklet too until proven otherwise)

>Dicklet stacks on any other quality to make life way worse. Imagine being a blackbot dicklet. At least with Asianbots everyone expects you to be a dicklet so it's less of an added issue, it just goes with being Asian.

>Even if a girl is nice and not shallow, a small dick simply can't get her off as well. Being tall may make girls feel secure and manlets don't have that, but girls can consciously get over it. Nobody can get over a physical quality that impacts their pleasure though.

etc.
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>>25830419
>i just hope it doesn't literally make people sad

It does
Knew this one girl that had a bf around 6". He got super insecure and kept complaining about how she's been with bigger men, etc. They eventually stop fucking.
Few weeks later, be invites his friend, who's about 7", and they have s threesome.
Eventually he stops fucking her and the friend is the only one that fucks her.
>inb4 it was me
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>>25820998
Penis size is like breast size. It doesn't matter all that much if you are over a certain threshold.
Tits are preferred big, but I'd wager any of you would go on an A cup with no second thoughts.
As long as a girl has a great face and overall body, you don't care much about tits.

Same for your dick. Girls prefer 6+, but I bet most chads are only average. It's all based on overall appearance, and how you can use it.
Course only Chad can, so your fucked. But some well endowed Robots get an auomatic switch up to Chadom once they are revealed, if only for 30 minutes at a time.
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>>25830781
Well you're literally bigger than 95% of guys in porn if you're not lying so it wouldn't be a bad idea.
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>>25830781
>>25830781
>still hasn't posted an image of it
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>>25820998
My dick is 7"x6"

I'm also 5'4, so I'm never gonna traditionally use it. The hookers I fuck are usually surprised with how big I am, which I always thought was funny.
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>>25820998
>caring about a woman's satisfaction
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>>25830922
>Penis size is like breast size.
Girls can buy bigger boobs.

Guy can't buy bigger dicks. Surgery fucks you up, jelqing is a meme.
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>>25830922
difference between boobs and dicks is:

dicks serve a functional purpose (ie coitus)
the size of said dick determines to a large extent a women's pleasure during sex.

Sure you can touch boobs etc, but their size doesn't affect pleasure as directly as a penis does, at least during penetration.

in other words, dick size is more important than breast size.
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>>25830960
I'm not some degenerate that posts dick pics online.
And why the fuck do you want to see some guy's dick?

>>25830925
It just sucks being a virgin though.
I can't just walk up to some girl and be like "I have a 9" dick".
I'm an ugly autist that's never even held s girl's hand or had a hug.
Would gladly donate 8" to be less ugly/autistic.
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>>25831001
you'll care when she threatens to leave you for tyrone.
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>>25830419
>i just hope it doesn't literally make people sad.

>tfw often considered suicide, and attempted it once, due to penis size

The only reason I decided not to was the hope that eventually they'll be able to do penis transplants or fix it in some other method
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>>25831001
I said this exact thing once, and everyone called me a cuck.
Maybe it's cus I've only fucked escorts, but I don't give half a fuck whether they liked it or not.
Once I cum, they can leave
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>>25831063
>eventually they'll be able to do penis transplants or fix it in some other method
By the time this is possible you will be an old man.
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>>25820998
5.5X4 desu famalam
Capcha:gitdedi
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>>25831063
hope you can cope bro. your sadness is justified but not necessary.
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>>25822213

Jesus fucking Christ. Shave you mongrel
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7.5" here. It's the perfect size. Nobody has any reason to worry as long as their dick's 5" or longer, and that's depending on the girl. Asian girls? Size only matters when it's too big.
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>>25831101

Probably. Maybe not though, if they can put ovaries in a transgendered person (scheduled for first test run 2018) they can probably put a new cock on a man. There have also been some good results with devices that stretch existing tissue, I just have to find a doctor who will let me get one.

>>25831117

Thanks anon
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>>25830781
post pics

this is a non original comment, robotuuuu
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>>25831221
Nigga ain't gonna post pics because he's lying.
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>>25831221
>>25831253
Don't really care if you think I'm lying or not.
And I'm not posting pics.
Go to BLACKED.com if you wanna see BBC that badly
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