I've sperged out
>be 18 year old loser
>hang out with druggies but I mostly smoke pot
>group of like 5 18-22 year old guys who hang out in this one drug dealers house
>they all make fun of me
>think I'm a faggot
>mock what I say
>bully me into giving them money
>hate all these faggots
>decide I'm going to rob all of them and stop hanging out with them
>they think I'm a faggot so they would never suspect I did it
>know they leave the door unlocked
>when everyone is out I go to the house
>steal $1600, 2 bundles of really good ECP heroin (live in Jersey), 3 ounces of of weed (one of which was mine), maybe 40-50 klonopin, a handful of oxycontin, 10 tabs of acid, and a bag of mushrooms.
>run like a madman scared as fuck with a backpack full of drugs back to my house about 10 minutes away
>realize what I've just done
its been like two weeks. not a single person has accused me. they beat up some spic last week and stole a bunch of his shit in "retaliation". in a couple weeks im going to stop hanging out with them and just live in my room doing drugs.
I say move out of the city, destroy the evidence (DO NOT SELL IT)
They will hurt you bad if they find out.
But seriously though get rid of that shit as fast as possible. Don't use it in case of overdose. Be safe anon
They deserved it. I broke into my dealers house after they sold their first crop like it was good weed. It was the weakest shit ever, so we just took a bunch while they were gone
I'd just do the drugs, move too. Try to meet new people as well, those drugs will open doors for you.
You didn't sperg out, you hit a lick. Honestly, this is the most alpha thing i've ever seen on r9k. you got 1600 dollars, i would feel like a boss.
pic related: you
haha you guys are overestimating the intelligence of the average burnout. I'm still in school so I'm not moving anywhere. my plan is to slowly stop hanging out with them and just do all the drugs.
I've thought about this which is why I still hang out with them and such. In 3 months I guarantee they will be thinking about other things though.
Also I am a 5'5" autist, I'm not buying a gun or any of that bullshit. If somehow I get caught thats that for me.
pls post some proof with timestamp (the gun would be nice, with a note saying: "youre dead stephen"). I want to know if this thread worth monitoring.
>4 or something years ago
>having /r9k/ and /pol/ as my most used boards
>lived on the country side
>go to local farmerers house during the night with my car
>he keeps his pigs outside in a field in one of those things that you hook up to little penis shaped thing on the back of your car (don't know what they're called)
>everythings going smoothly
>3 pigs on wheels rolling behind my car
>Sweden was still heavily muslim-infected back then
>Drive to a Mosque in the town, like 20 minutes from where I live in my village
>grab a spray can that I kept in car because I was an edgy teenager tagging buildings and walls with "fuk the j0s :D" with my friends
>tag the three pigs with 1, 2 and 4.
>release the pigs in the Mosque and let the police endlessly search for a fourth pig (which ofcourse didn't exist)
The police came to our village because the farmer had called the police about his missing pigs. They knew that one of us, living the village, did the crime but they could never prove who did it. Altough I was one of the head-suspects they could still not find any evidence since I'm not in the crime register
>haven't seen my oneitis in four years
>by chance I run in to her twice, once yesterday, once today
>don't acknowledge her either times, say nothing to her, not even hi.
fuck why am I so autistic
>on /r9k/, home of autists and the socially inept
>'What's going on in this thread?'
>OP confessing to robbing drug dealers and stealing atleast $5000 worth of work and cash
>OP plans to just stop hanging out with them
>OP doesn't see how sketch this is
>OP's 'friends' hate tf out of him already
>informs fellow thread browsers these drug dealers beat up some Mexican guy
>KEK my ass off
>exit cheap Chinese manufactured iDevice
>turn back on cheap iDevice
>screenshot shitty thread
>saving in copypasta folder
>laughing my ass off the entire time
I'll keep my eye out for any torture murders in Jersey my nigga.
Do as much heroin as possible. Its good for you.
For the record I'm planning on smoking the pot, probably fucking with the pills, and saving the psychs until spring since its cold as fuck here atm. I really don't know what to do with all this heron. I could sniff it but I know I'd like it way too much and I don't know if thats a road I want to go down. I can't sell it since A.) I'm not a drug dealer and B.) if anyone knows I have this I would be beaten, maybe even killed. Is there something more productive to do than just flush it. Does heroin degrade? Could I just keep it in the closet until im 28 and ready to ruin my life?