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>be me
>this morning
>having an awesome dream where a girl is being nice to me
>she's showing me affection no one has ever showed me before
>she kisses me on the cheek but I dont really feel it
>fall in love
>she goes to kiss me on the lips, but everything stops
>my brain doesnt know what a kiss feels like, so I cant feel one in a dream
>wake up
>cry
How was your morning, /r9k/?
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you Know how love feels like ?!
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>having dream where I'm swinging on this metal contraption using ropes
>having a blast
>get woken up by my aunt telling me my grandma is in the hospital and I have to bring my mom her purse
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>>25820083
>>my brain doesnt know what a kiss feels like

salty cum and milk coins
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>>25820128
Their mother more than likely
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>>25820174
I thought it was bloody sand
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>>25820083
>me a few weeks ago
>in love with a girl I know
>have a dream about her
>nothing sexual, but we talk, hug, kiss, have fun together
>wake up
>find out later she has a boyfriend
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>>25820083
Took care of my screaming daughter.

Be thankful, anon. There are pros and cons of everything. Even no gf
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>standing at a train station
>see a door and realize I've never walked through these doors before
>walk through them and end up outside of the station
>bunch of junkies start talking shit and attacking me
>I stab one of them few times
>he falls to the ground and bleeds as his buds are looking at him in silence
>I gtfo of there
>trying to get away fast
>bump into a huge backpack and it falls on the ground
>belongs to a woman looking like pic related
>she starts insulting me and wants to fight me
>I throw her to the ground and start raping her
>people walking by without giving a fuck as I'm, well, giving a fuck

Who violent dreams here?
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>tfw woke up from a dream where I was dating oneitis
this fucking sucks, dude. a week ago she just told me she hated me and thought I was creepy.
fuck.
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I got drunk last night and forgot to put on a pad before I went to sleep after my last piss. Needless to say I woke up with a bloody mess in my pants. Pretty terrible way to start the day.
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>>25820351
No way. I remember posting this picture saying something like:
>tfw you will never be Rick
>tfw you will never be loved by Alexandra Breckenridge
>tfw you will never be Sam and be doted on by this mommy
Is that where you saved this from?
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>>25820083
it feels kinda like kissing your hand. But if your hand was autonomous. Anyway, for me at least it's more the mental/emotional part that feels good.
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>>25820083
I dreamt I was sucking my own dick
felt really good and real t b h
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