Had enough of this ride, \r9k/. Bye guys hopefully I'll see you all in robot heaven. Where do I stab myself to make it quick?
carotid artery, right side of your neck. near the jaw, where you can feel your pulse.
so long space robot
>>25817954
Right under where the jawbone curves? Think I found it yeah feels as thick as a tendon thanks bro
Don't fucking stab yourself idiot. People routinely survive getting repeatedly stabbed. Literally take some kind of drug and slit your wrists, you'll pass out before feeling anything.
>>25818307
This, also do it in the bath so there isn't as much to clean up you selfish fuck.
>>25817901
this is your chance of getting your name in history op
you know what to do
>inb4 edgelord
Suicide by cop is pretty trendy these days. Plus all you need is a knife and a good ol autistic warcry.
Best of luck!
You should stab yourself in public and try to bleed on people
slitting your wrists is a dumb meme and an awful way to go.
go for the carotid. your brain will lose oxygen so fast that you'll hardly notice the pain.
and then you'll be gone.
>>25818333
Dw I'm off the highway near the woods somewhere in Snowdonia with a stolen car I drove for 200 miles. Currently getting drunk and writing up my goodbyes on my laptop and browsing my favourite boards one last time. BTW I have some spark plugs aswell in the car and a spare tyre and one of those winch things that lift up the car. Any other ideas?
>>25818456
ah! the ''no going back'' method heh? Classic.
Don't try to crush yourself if you're looking for something quick and painless. Death by crushing should be the exact opposite.
>>25818405
>slitting your wrists is a dumb meme and an awful way to go.
Why? I've never cut before but it actually doesn't seem too painful.
Cutting yourself and dying of blood loss would be easy.
>>25818456
Alright I'm done and drunk enough for this. Bye all ;)
>>25819553
So long, space robot.
I'll see you soon.
>>25819553
bye friendo