Wagecucks back to work tomorrow kek edition
Are you fucking retarded? how many times does it take for you to learn how to get basic shit?
>1kg of oatmeal
>them premium beans from aldi 1 quid for a 4pack
>frozen sausages or southern style fried chicken
>curry or whatever in a can
>bread takes 10 days to go bad
Like the possibilities are endless do you literally just go buy 1 days worth of groceries whenever you go out?
What do you think of your waifu's waifu?
>you have to write text even though this is an 'image' board
Lads I was out drinking last night, came home in the snow and needed a shit really bad. So I took off my coat, leaned my back up against a tree, dropped trou and did the deed. Was strangely serene, in the silence all alone at the edge of some woods, shitting quietly. I'm tempted to try it in different weathers now, what do you think?
Lads i'm at a pub and the bartenders a qt french bird, what do?
Oh makes sense then, keep spending 20 quid a day and turning into a fat fuck.
>implying what I posted isn't just emergency food that can be stored for a longass time(minus the bread)
I didn't ask for this feel
should've figured that wouldn't be original desu
Really fucking want to right now but I'm going to get fat. I could promise myself it'll be the last day I order this month, but I know it won't be.
Think i'll just live off tap water today.
Why are you so angry all the time? We have given you a chance in a real country that isn't full of shit and poverty and all you can do is complain and bitch. You should be nicer.
Just had a 10 minute argument with my Mum because she said we are having spaghetti bolagnese but I damn well know it will be pasta and not spaghetti.
Literally Poo Poo Pee Pee - The Race
Speaking of ridiculous slang has anyone ever accidentally used "cuck" IRL?
I feel like it's only a matter of time and it's going to be embarrassing when it happens.
That is a good point, you don't have to walk them. My cat bites me sometimes (quite gently) and scratches me too if I touch her where she doesn't like to be touched like her paw or something. Sometimes spits at me too, well hisses or whatever.
Cats are quite alpha, they just stay with you because you feed them, they make you know they are boss usually.
PAKIS OUT THIS THREAD OUT THIS COUNTRY OFF THIS PLANET
A lot of people don't realise this about Indian culture. In many India cultures people always eat without cutlery, so you are supposed to wipe your ass with your left hand and use your right hand to eat/shake hands with people.
Been tempted to use it to a mate of mine who shacked up with a woman 7 years older than him who had 3 kids (one of them a teenager) from a previous relationship, but it'd be mean
Spends 80% of his time working 2 jobs to pay for everything and the fucking idiot married her.
They really fucked that K up.
Agree though. PAKIS OUT!!
Go out to the bastard shop and buy yourself some food to cook. You'll end up being a drain on the NHS as well as the jobcentre. I don't pay taxes so you can eat yourself into being so fat your body needs to store fat in your forehead and eyelids.
Catch a fucking grip and apply yourself you fucking bellend. Cooking isn't fucking difficult and if you're as smart as you probably like to think you are then you should be able to cook something for yourself that doesn't turn you into a barely ambulant stick of butter.
I'm making a new OP image release candidate. What to add?
I like it very gritty reminds me of doggystyle
When should britfeel put together a rap album?
>wagecucks back to work tommorow
Burgerland has some benefits,like tomorrow
being a day off because /civilrightsmarch/
>only friend goes up to see gf for a week
>comes back down today for about 6 hours
>now he's left to go see her for another week
>have severe hatred of bureaucracy
>be HR intern
>this is now likely to be my easiest path to a career
Dunno why I did this desu
What do you lads do to give your lives a sense of meaning? Can I do this outside of a career?
This sort of thing caused the breakdown of my friendship with one of my flatmates.
We used to do shit together all the time, watch movies and shit, drink, play games.
Then one weekend he pops home and comes back to tell me he now has a gf, spends every weekend visiting her and we hardly saw each other anymore.
Hope the pussy was worth it.
Lads, is 18 too old to still be reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid?
Anyone ever looked at those tumblr blogs of teens who draw those shitty noodle adventure time style comics.
They're all about being a comic book artist, that's all they draw comics about, it's all self referential humour about their lives.
I don't get it, they don't do anything other than draw comics about them sitting down and drawing comics and pat each other on the back. It's proper mental.
>What do you lads do to give your lives a sense of meaning?
Don't ask difficult questions, anon.
Dude you just reminded me. Did anyone ever read this book about this nerdy introverted kid and half of the book is about his life and the other half is a fantasy novel the character is writing about himself? I remember we had t read it in school in like year 8 an I loved it, wish I could remember the name so I could have another look at it now.
I want to stand behind her on an escalator.
It would be extremely disappointing.
Just looking is fine too.
I know what yoy mean anon, my peanus weanus is feeling all tingly like.
How has life been going for you? I still check up on you sometimes.
>Le quirky life
So many comics of people being retards while their flatmate/boyfriend mothers them. Here are some prime examples:
Absolutely terrible, spend most of the day on twatter talking to each other about their "art"
I hate fun and anyone who has it.
Also those two are in their mid 20's.
I don't know if it's just a yank think or if it'll make it's way over here but people who should be adults still acting like actual children seems to be the done thing over there.
Is there anything good on iPlayer right now? I need to watch something while eating my din din. I've been alternating between Seinfeld and Naeturvaktin but I need something different as well I think.
>you will never go to space
>you will never get to float around in zero g
>you will never get fap upside down and perform the worlds furthest cumshot by ejaculating and then fanning the said ejaculate to the other side of the space station
its a specific kind of feel
Americans do seem a bit more infantilized than most other nations, except maybe Japan.
They take pleasure on cheering, and clapping and crying at fucking everything. Such a child thing to do.
Well, this is odd. I find the first one kinda... charming
I think that's some internal white knight instinct kicking in thats making me defend this shit
If it was a guy doing this, I'd call them pathetic
>can hear the child upstairs having a tantrum
>sounds like it is literally throwing things around and shoving furniture
Living in flats is awful anons don't do it, stay with mummy and daddy.
She doesn't post but what if she's here? it's not my fault she had that stupid fucking writing style you could spot from a mile away.
>Start of the second week of my office job after a year of being neet
>feel useless, don't know how things work
>have to use the phone tomorrow, fucking nervous
Not sure if this was such a good idea lads tbqh
>We aren't missing much
Yes we are anon. Yes. we. are.
I just want to fly around in zero g, smoke a cig and drink some opium tea while looking down at the earth through the cupola, looking at the clouds reading some nihilist literature.
Slowly drifitng away from one of my closest mates, seems as if social interaction is a chore. Most weekends we usually just talk and loiter around, but recently it's just consisted of him showing me videos everytime we settle down somewhere. Said to him I had a 'migrane' so I could go home. Just getting really tired of it lads, but he's the only friend I've got.
depends lad, where abouts you thinking? Personally I wouldn't mind a bit of land for a comfy vegetable plot and to read when its summer, but a nice bachelor pad apartment would perhaps with a balcony would be equally noice
get well soon Nigel
Lads, what are your thoughts on these migrant shenanigans Merkel has succumbed us to?
Do you think an exit is on the cards? Would you support an exit?
Or have the lefties doomed us all and its too late to go back?
Nigel is a happy man at the moment.
>Do you think an exit is on the cards?
No. Just before the referendum they'll be the usual uneducated fuckers on social media pleading for us to vote ''in'' and not be a racist, bigot, stupid, van driving, meathead, blah blah blah.... meanwhile the country goes to shit.
>Would you support an exit?
>Or have the lefties doomed us all and its too late to go back?
We are doomed. Its way too late. Maybe the next generation will swing the other way politically, but it's more likely that they'll just do it sexually. After all, they grew up on Minecraft and ''Apps''
There is no question, we are all doomed.
"When a nation no longer has any prejudice in its blood, its sole resource remains its will to disintegrate."
wasn't directly referring to the Tories, more how the effects of living in a Europe where speaking out against migrants is deemed 'racist', regardless of what they do, effectively causing many anti-EU figures to remain more silent and damaging chances of us exiting
Lads do you feel European? I've been thinking about this refugee shite and I honestly don't feel I need to defend Europe or whatever, don't really care what happens. I just feel British, and things are fine here (Nottingham). Thoughts?
What's the point in leaving the EU? Muslims aren't European. It'll mean less white immigrants and more Musilms. There were Muslims in England long before the EU even existed.
Even if all Muslim immigration were stopped I don't think it would matter at this point. They have a lot of kids in their culture so their population will double and double and double until they are the majority. Might as well just accept the countries fate.
>Things are fine here (Nottingham).
No they're fucking not. All of the west is literally disintegrating infront of our very eyes (and that's without being melodramatic, it actually is) and people like you think it's ''just fine''
I like actual Europeans, they're just like us but speak a slightly fucked up language, and in 2014 would've voted to stay in the EU.
But with this whole african rape gangs and shit, I'd vote to leave to protect our own people, and renegotiate in 15 years when Merkel's successor fixes her fucked up mistakes.
But at least this economic migrant crisis means more right-wing governments, about time for some fucking sense
Going to stuff the daki cover I got a few days ago with pillows and hug it tonight because I don't have a proper daki pillow
>Why do cats purr?
No one knows how cats purr but it has been seen that they purr in many circumstances, when they are happy they purr, when they stressed they purr, when they are injured they purr. It has been discovered that purring actually help a cat's body to heal.
They are the only animals that purr yes.
There is actually an infographic for that.
What's a place that will hire m to work part time?
Need to get a job soon or parents might get funny.
If I don't get one is there any courses I could pretend I am doing I can leave the house and walk around pretending to be doing something with my life during the day?
>Cut my nipple shaving my chest
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
Now it's going to get sore as fuck when my clothes start to rub on it.
>I read online that it helps heal their bones
I wonder if when they had to do this research some poor grad student had to break the legs of a dozen cats and then measure how much they purred.
>pump on my CPU water cooler just fucked up (idling at 65 degrees)
>had to order a new air cooler to replace it
>look into my case for once
>mfw that fucking terrible cable management
>mfw all that fucking dust
>mfw the anxiety of fixing all this shit
Fuck this /g/ shit it's too stressful. Who else here is a nervous wreck in everything they do?
>not doing shit right the first time round
Stop being a fucking fanny. Buy yourself a new cooler OR send it back in if it's under warranty. Until then just get a cheap fan cooler. You should have the one that came with your CPU.
Just give yourself a day to sort it out. Get yourself a can of compressed air and get to work.
How are you even feeling anxious over something so trivial?
Lads, the front camera has a spec of dust or maybe a tiny bit of plastic stuck on it. I've tried to move it but it isn't even budging.
Is this covered by my warranty/insurance?
Who would I need to contact to get this sorted? It might not be a big deal but for the money I'm paying I want this shit sorting. Plus, I think it may be affecting the focusing on the camera.
>buy yourself a new cooler
I have, got a DH-15 Noctua since I can't be dealing with water cooling anymore. I'm using my laptop plugged into my monitor until that arrives.
It's not the installation of that that's the issue, it's fixing all the shit I fucked up a year ago. I might just have to redo all my cableing which might prove a bitch to do.
It's mostly irrational, I've been like this for every single part of this build even though none of my fumbles have left it broken.
See above, I'm going back to air cooling because it's just so much less stressful.
Sounds like a fucking idiot desu. Don't get me wrong, I understand that when you love somebody you'll put up with umpteen amounts of shit of them, but I'd have never let myself get in that deep with a woman who's already got 3 kids. To me, that's a sign to back the fuck off and not get involved with her.
Not the guy you responded too but you might be talking about me. I've posted here before about how I spend 24-36 hours in bed on a regular basis, only getting up to get food delivery or piss.
>get yourself a cuppa
Nah m8, don't want any liquids near my PC.
As for the cabling, it's the fact that it's already all in there that's bothering me. Would you recommend just starting again with cabling? I need to take my GPU out anyway to set up the cooler.
I've got a Fractal Design R4 by the way, and even with the decent amount of room at the back they give you it's still a bitch to get the back panel on.
Nope. Built it myself. It's not hard.
Notice the colour scheme. and notice how the GPU is orange. You can't buy orange GTX 980's. I painted it myself.
It's up to you. If you want better airflow and a better looking PC then get some cable ties and redo it. If you don't mind your PC looking messy and being hotter then don't do it.
Considering the vast proportion of people are utter fucking twats who need the government to wipe their arses and tell them what to think and do - my best bet is that we'll stay in.
And besides, even if the majority fucking votes to get us out of this stupid fucking system, the gov will probably just find a way to rig it so we stay in regardless.
Democracy is a fucking myth.
I'm going to dedicate an entire evening (>tfw wagecuck) to fixing all of it. Thankfully I have a fully modular PSU so stuff like that really shouldn't be that hard. I've also kept everything extra from my original build.
It's just stressful as fuck. I know that components nowadays are tough as fuck but I still think they're delicate flowers of machinery even though they aren't.
>Back to work tomorrow
>Just me and the new starts who I have to baby
Worried lads, also gotta get on with some hard as fuck work left to me while some other guys move on and they want me to fuck up so they've given me as little information as possible.
Actually it's the other way around. Normies don't generally give an actual fuck about the way the country is going as long as they can work, smoke, fuck and get drunk. Most of the people I know who actually give a fuck are robots - usually because despite their social faggotry, they tend to be more intelligent and aware of what's going on in the world around them.
I would but this other job is important to my advancement, I practically had to beg my boss to stick me on the work and he only did it because the other guys are away.
I need to do a good job at it.
I will stop after this but I wrote this script so damn it I'm going to use it just one last time
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>just found out my childhood bully is a successful entrepreneur with a smoking hot wife and kid, living in a massive minimalist house i could only dream of
Prick ruined my childhood and by extension, my life... I was on kikebook and he was recommended as a friend, curiosity got the better of me and it was a public profile. I was flooded with emotions, close to tears.
There is truly no justice in this world.
>You can love a girl and still prefer her to cuck you than fuck you
Can I fuck her then? Send me some details and I'll win her over a fuck. I lift 4 times a week and don't struggle with women. Can send you timestappmed pics of my body.
You can invent a trite platitude to justify any kind of depraved fetish m8.
>didn't feel good
Why not? Seems like it would feel good.
One of the things that stops me from killing myself is knowing that the normies from school would laugh about it and I can't let them win.
>Prick ruined my childhood and by extension, my life
He really didn't. You know it was all your own doing. You are just looking for something or someone to blame.
I don't hate you though I too blame my life on mental illness, even though I know it really didn't have much of an effect as I like to tell myself.
Neither do I. Took me several hours to put it together when I bought it and since then I've probably opened the case once every 2 weeks to clean it for 10 minutes.
I don't regret buying it at all.
>You know it was all your own doing. You are just looking for something or someone to blame.
How is this true?
When you are a kid you have basically no power you are just a product of your environment, your neighbourhood that you didn't choose, your family that you didn't choose, the other people around you that you didn't choose. All of these things shape you into who you are, no one has any power over it, least of all as a child.
>jumping to this many conclusions even after being told repeated times he is wrong
You are absolutely delusional. It wouldn't surprise me if you have a serious mental illness.
>STILL being jealous
Just accept that what I have is better than what you have.
>a slut i used to use for sex and treat like absolute shit committed suicide
>hanged herself in her back garden from a tree
>apparently it was because she was a slut and couldn't live with it when her bf found out how dirty she was
>mfw i laughed when i found out
''I am a sick man...I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man. I think my liver is diseased. Then again, I don't know a thing about my illness; I'm not even sure what hurts.''
>. If your life is so bad he has infinitely more to lose than you do.
People need to understand this. Why do you think chavs are so brazen? Because they have fuck all.
If your life is complete shit, you have nothing of happiness or value in it, no reason to continue living, then you re a scary motherfucker and you have power over successful people because they have something you can take away. When you have nothing that can be taken away, you cannot be controlled,
Let's remove bully from the equation - in an alternate universe anon would happily go about life without looking over his shoulder, doing normie things and never going through the agony of depression.
I'm not so sure things would turn out exactly the same.
Primary school was pretty good, but in secondary I remember as telling my parents i wasn't feeling well, missed so many days of school to avoid getting slapped around, fell behind on studies so I couldn't follow along or catch up, teachers don't give a shit tbqh, they're well aware jamal is an aggressive nigger but it's not in their power to interfere, lest they be accused of racism.
Well it's true, I don't believe you. I think you're making shit up for internet points. Perhaps you hope to screenshot your own post for r/4chan karma, I don't know. Whatever your reasons for posting I have no doubt your story is made up.
Not learning to cook so you can be a good fuccboi housewife for someone when you inevitably trap whore yourself out.
The fuck son?
Like I have said several times. I have no reason to be mad at all. It's a FACT that my PC is high-end.
It's also a fact that you're jealous as fuck that your PC is shit compared to mine.
your pc isn't high end though, you admitted that and we can also see that from only have on graphics card, no sound card etc.
pretty poor setup
not sure why this gets you so upset but it's hilarious tbqhwyf
And you'd be stronger with our Lord Jesus Christ in your heart.
I used to bully this kid in primary school for a couple of years from ages like 7-9 for absolutely no reason. He was just really weird and his dad had killed himself so for some reason I decided to bully him. One time I was picking on him with a few of my mates saying we were going to beat him up. He just kind of buried his head in his arms facing downwards with his arms resting on a wall. I gobbed in the back of his hair.
I feel so bad about it to this day I don't know why I would do that I am so ashamed. My life is shit and I feel I deserve it because of this. Even if I had happiness I don't know if I could enjoy knowing what I did to this poor kid and he is out there somewhere probably still all fucked up because his dad killed himself. It sickens me when I see kids bullying now. Makes me really sad.
Yeah. ''Messing about'' is an understatement. There was a rumour that she once fucked more than 15 lads in one day and I believe it.
I personally know for a fact she fucked 4 in a single day because 3 of them were my mates... She was filthy but she could suck dick like a pornstar and let you do whatever you wanted, basically.
Her parents were rich as fuck and lived in some posh gated estate aswell, probably why she was so easy.
I have a sound card that I got after I took the pic. My PC is high-end and much better than yours, you're SO jealous that I have money to spend on this kind of stuff and you don't. You're some self-loathing loser who hates himself so much that he has to try and bring people down over stupid shit. You will never get anywhere in life and this tears you apart.
Going to the shops. Cya failure.
No it was not cheap. 2x16GB DDR4 just under 200 quid at the time. But my last computer was chronically starved of memory (10 years old, only had 512MB). I totally overcompensated this time round.
Yeah... A drive for promiscuity is usually a sign that someone has massive emotional issues. She killed herself because she was an emotional and mental trainwreck, and the sluttiness was just a symptom of that.
Perfect example, the only thing in their lives in their religion which you cannot take away because it is not real.
Or for example
If you are a rich guy with a wife you love, and a car and a big house and someone tells you to suck your dick, and you say no, and they say suck my dick or your wife and your car and your money dissapears, you're gunna consider sucking his dick.
If you are a homeless guy without a penny to his name you're not going to suck the guys dick the only thing he could possibly take from you at that point is your life, you'd tell him to go fuck himself.
>implying that shitposting can be anything like real bullying
who /robotwars/ here?
post best robots
correct choice reporting in
Poleaboo loved Robot Wars but Hypno-Disc was ALWAYS given favourable matchups on route to the finals, like how they didn't run into a single flipper until the season 3 finals and always fought the most destructible robots (and they still managed to fuck it up, Big Brother S5 screwing us out of a clash with Razor)
Miss the trials/games from season 2
>the only thing in their lives in their religion which you cannot take away because it is not real.
Haha, a fellow scholar of society I see! Good to see my fellow brother of knowledge grinding down these cavemen.
My local is a tescos superstore that closes at 7pm on a Sunday and 8pm on a weekday.
Such is my burden for being born in this crappy city where people try to blow each other up for fun.
Yeah I have no doubt she was. Met her randomly through friend of a friend type of thing, told me she was a slut...I barely said a word to her other than ''when are we fucking?'' and she literally pulled her jeans down, turned around and bent over and that was that. Made me kind of hate women even more to be completely honest...knowing how easy it must be.
I'm with you 100 percent. If I have children, I'll be praying to all the fucking gods that it's a boy.
This one here.....
Kinda reminded me of Mr. Blobby
Why does Poleaboo insist on mentioning who he is even when the postings have nothing to do with his saga?
Speaking of sagas have you thought about making vlogs? You could be the next Chris-Chan. You're retarded enough at least.
Did you guys ever play the robot war game? I can't remember the name I had it on PC though it was amazing. Might download it and give it another whirl, see if the magic is still there.
One of my mates who fucked her aswell thought he caught chlamydia from her so I got checked for everything and was clean. Also, I used a rubber but pulled it off halfway through because I was a fucking idiot during my late teens
>You now remember the clusterfuck that was the Robot Wars season 2 final
>Killertron basically forgot to push the on switch
>Cassius seemingly let Panic Attack win
Flippers and box on wheels are the most effective
Spinners are banned though
It was OK
Was thinking of it but can't with the current bail conditions
Figured it would help improve social skills
Because you allowed it to happen.
I don't really have any advice that I can give you other than be a natrual misogynist... It works for me because it means I come across as carefree and confident. Doesn't work all the time, but being a prick works.
Is there any way to reverse this? Apparently she has one night stands every week but all she ever does is moan to me.
It's like I'm a gay friend or something. This is what happens when you act like you give a shit about them. All of the pain none of the gain.
From S5/6 spinners did fuck all because everyone just increased their armour
Also let's just ignore how Chaos 2 beat Hypnodisc in 10 seconds
or how Firestorm beat Hypnodisc and it wasn't even close in S6
Hypnodisc also couldn't touch robots like Stinger/Pussycat
Armour/Defence >>>>>>>> Attack power
where my shoes cool in '98? Pic related.
I wouldn't if she offered to be honest, she's known to have several diseases.
I just know she's made the first move and propositioned herself to most of my m8s except me, wanna know why.
Yeah but naturally, for whatever reason unknown to me... I hate women. So I'm just as empty as the meaningless sex I've had.
Yeah but there are women out there who build careers and base their entire life from letting someone fuck them and just in general how they are similar to parasites. I've been called a misogynist by women that have let me fuck them more than once. The irony of it all...
Then have something about you that is attractive...
If you have an ugly face, have a nice body.
Just ask her why then. Be as blunt as possible. I may be a permanent friend zone inhabitant but I find out everything I want to know by just asking over and over again until I get an answer.
Women use all of the people that they actually consider friends as emotional support. That's what friendship means to women. You were friendly to her, and so she is responding by being your friend.
This is why you should just stick to being friends with guys, flirt with any woman that you're interested in, and pretty much ignore any woman that you're not interested in.
>If you have an ugly face, have a nice body.
I'll work on it but I have no idea how to go about it. Might just cut out booze and pop and start running, that would probably go a long way.
>be in year 10
>nark on a few kids who were 420 BLAZZING every day and fucking up the class
>they got suspended, two of them got expelled
>their lives were a downward spiral from there
>you can trace it back to that one event
I don't know how to feel
Have you ever gotten a straight answer for why you've been friendzoned?
When I talked to a girl at our work do about it I asked if it was true that women want to be in a harem with the biggest arseholes in uni and she said basically yes then when they're old they settle with someone more quiet.
The whole /r9k/ redpill philosophy bollocks has been confirmed for me several times by women too pissed to keep it to themselves.
In that case I can see all the more clearly why they are banned, no one wants to fight something that will absolutely destroy their robot
Spinner and box-on-wheels are the two cancers of the game, stifling creativity
Yeah, that's how Craig Charles hyped it up, he was great
Jeremy Clarkson in S1 was a complete dick, he took the piss out of all the robots
That grafiti of Haruhi doesn't look right with the semi-transparent filter. Murals on walls retain the wall texture but in this case you've got colour showing through the paint, which looks wrong because people don't paint walls with watercolours.
The execution of that grafiti would also require far more effort than someone who usually dawbs shit on walls.
>You're very sweet but you're not fit
So she basically said you're not hot enough?
Were these girls good looking or munters? Most of the women I know have a very high opinion of themselves even if they're humming.
>no one wants to fight something that will absolutely destroy their robot
Which is why the new series is going to be shit
Might as well just watch Battle Bots on youtube. Fast forward all the "American" shit
Welcome to Britain, friend. I have only ever had luck with foreign girls. A finnish girl who was a 9/10 kissed me once, what a day. I will tell my amiibos about that night when I am old and grey.
One of them spent time in jail, the other one just kind of dropped off the radar.
That and someone else was blamed for 'narking'. They then proceeded to get shit for it, until it got so bad we were all brought in for a telling off. The deputy head caught me on the way out and said that she was impressed that I lied so well to cover myself.
It feels wrong
>You're very sweet but you're not fit
In other words:
Stop being so boring and nice to her all the time
It's probably too late for the girl you're talking about but next time you meet someone... don't come across as a weak faggot and don't just agree with everything she says thinking it will make her like you.
Act as if you're entitled to her and it's just ''whatever'' but don't go raping anyone anon... lol
>said that she was impressed that I lied so well to cover myself.
Nah. She may have said that but nah. No one in this world is impressed when they watch anyone lie to someone else and especially if they're good at it.
She probably disliked you or lost all trust for you after that, mate.
>What am I in for?
Rush hour traffic.
Depression with bouts of suicidal thoughts.
Urges to accumulate large amounts of currency via illegal means in a bid to end your slavery.
Nothing much really.
Yep, only one, the deputy head. The rest had no clue.
I blame her for it to begin with, she's the one who urged me to do it. Then she had to deal with the 'who dobbed who' shit for weeks.
She probably disliked me, but she was as bad, so it doesn't feel like a weighty criticism.
Now we need something or someone in the manhole and to fill the lower left area.
What is your desire, kouhai?
well its the weekend and I aint done shit since I last posted the kebab shop, that's all ive done really.
I was gonna work on the paki shop next. then figure out the other details.
but I was only doing that because nobody else was. now someone else wants to do it, maybe there's no need for me to finish it.
- 2015 op image guy
>35k if you've lived here for over 5 years or you get deported thing
article from 2012 but comes in to effect 2016 april
its like they could see it all coming
Fucking based Theresa May.
Pakis finally getting out.