Church Thread.

I didn't go yet, but all week I haven gotten any actual sleep, It was horrible. But for some reason I slept like a fucking baby last night. I had amazing dreams, I was relaxed. It's been awhile so it felt really fucking good. And BAM ten minutes ago my parents ruin because we have to go to church.

Now I feel like a zombie. Fuck them, fuck church.

>Daily reminder that there are still good christian girls in church
Bullshit, back in high school three of the sluttiest girls in the entire class were part of the choir and went to the church regularly.

>>25812841
You guys are worse than atheists, you HAVE to shit on other people, dictate their lives. How dare you ? Don't you have any shame in telling gay people not to be gay ? Not to use their left hand ? I bet you don't even follow the bible, you fuck, fap, drink, smoke cigarettes, talk shit to people, and yet call yourselves nice people. Don't believe in them, robots, God doesn't care about you and will never get you anything no matter how much you pray, otherwise kids in africa would be all rich.
Oh and
>2016 years of suffering
>"just be patient my brother"
Get the fuck out normie

>tfw you didn't join a warrior monk brotherhood at the age of 7

>>25812881
Make sure you go to church, anon.
I'll be praying for your soul.

>>25812962
more like 14.7 billion, but they shouldn't believe that

>>25813033
Kek, they ended up not making me go because when I sleep for long amounts of time they assume I'm sick.. They just left.

But don't pray for me. I don't believe and i only go to church because that's one of the consequences of still living with my parents while in college. Hoping to move in with some friends soon. Actually, pray that my plans work out.

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When did Christianity become so female oriented and spiritual occurences in church are another word for the female orgasm?

>"YES! YES! JESUS IS BLESSING US! OH GOD YES! I CAN FEEL JESUS BLESSING ALL OVER MY BODY! YES! PUT YOUR HANDS UP TO THE SKY! YES! YES!"

Pic related, Chad Osteen, leader of a megachurch.

>>25812881
Make sure you go to church, anon.
I'll be praying for your soul.

>>25812929
>"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will
enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven."
-Matthew 7:21
>"My sheep listen to my voice; I know them, and they follow me."- John 10:27
There are hypocrites in all religions, Anon.
Just because a few people who are members do bad doesn't mean everyone else is bad.

>>25812962
>Using le poor people in Africa against a Nigerian.
I don't even believe in a god but you don't have to be obnoxious
You can hide the thread.

>>25813127
I don't believe either but I still go.
My parents don't know I don't believe.
I actually enjoy the rituals of Mass.

>>25813164
I don't know, Anon.
Jesus himself said there would be false prophets, but who am I to judge?

>>25813279
It puts me to sleep, so I'd just rather not be there at all.

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>>25812962
>I have my kowledge about religion form memes: the post

I'm a seventh day adventist so I went yesterday.

Actually no, I don't want a christian girl, don't want to be judged all the time.