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Since we have MBTI threads I thought this would be just as fitting.
/Sagittarius/ here
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>>25812101
Leo. What does it mean?
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Sagittarius. No clue what that means exactly but it's fun to make-believe sometimes.
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Also Sagittarius here.
I want to hang myself every day.
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>>25812101
Gemini mustard face.

>tfw you're both smart and charismatic
get on my level plebs
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>>25812101
Cancer here. All fire and air signs are Chad signs.
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>>25812113
We're a bunch of Chads, that's what it means.
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Taurus here.Pretty chill and stubborn.Don't mess with us.
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I'm a virgo but I'm not a grill
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>Taurus here
everyday is different
i either want to die or fight or think i can fly
lifes tough but so am i
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Heh. Leo over here.

...All of you are but pawns in my game. I am a step above you in every way, and I simply don't care about the rest of the world. Checkmate.
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>>25812587
I know that feel anon. I'm virgo too.
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Does anyone actually believe in this shit?

The only thing I can see being related to what month you're born as far as personality goes, is what seasons/climate people may prefer. But even then...
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I'm Aquarius and honestly the descriptions I've read for the sign fit me pretty well. I guess they're just vague enough that a lot of them could though.

My birthday is in 10 days. I'm not excited for it. I hope people don't make a big deal about it.
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>aquarius
what does this mean? was my personality determined from the start because of this?
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>>25812113
look it up. Leo here has well.
with Sagittarius rising.

also, inb4 somebody memes about their sign.
you have a whole birth chart with a fuckload of influences that defines your personality. being gemini =/= like every other gemini and so forth.
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>>25812454
>being cancer

worst sign tbqh.
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Gemini here. I dunno what that entails
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>>25812454
>All fire and air signs are Chad signs.

then why the fuck am I 27 and still virgin then?
I just don't go out much anymore and rejection has been faced so often.

water and earth signs are complete losers too but at least they seem to get laid more often.
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Who here /Aries/?
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>>25812814
>Aries

douchebag - the sign
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>>25812824
Why say that, mate?
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>Virgo

>Virgo is represented by the virgin.

Well fuck.
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>>25812831
too many shitty experiences with aries people in the past.

also, look at Conan O'Brien. talk about being a complete turbo normie.
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>>25812850
are you a female or male?

>also, look at Conan O'Brien

Don't like that wigger, and his show sucks.
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>>25812814
>Strengths: Courageous, determined, confident, enthusiastic, optimistic, honest, passionate
>Aries is a passionate lover - addicted to sex and passion. They can get excited at the mere thought of it. As long as there is a lot of adrenaline and excitement, the relationship with Aries can be strong and long lasting.

literally chad sign
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>>25812868
Conan and Colbert are the only good talk show comedians. I love their shows.
Although i hate how much the crowd cheers.
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>>25812101

Scorpio.

What does this mean?
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>>25812868
male, why does that matter?

>Don't like that wigger

yeah, well, he's Aries so there's that. I like his show though.
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>>25812920
>male, why does that matter?

Because you seem like a low-test who cant handle the superiority of the Aries sign.
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>>25812960
you can go and shove your retarded vehicle up your arsehole and watch it tear your insides apart. I didn't even attack you personally, you fucking retard.
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>>25812960
>Aries
>Avatarfagging
>Motorcyclist
>Being a cunt

Aries confirmed for bottom tier sign.
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>>25812984
I was only joking bro, wanted to see if you were going to get uppity. Guess your sign must be the king of cunts.

t-b-h.
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can this be a motorcycle thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UQFo0qmrZM
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>gemini

>tfw robot half the time and a chad the other half
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>>25813040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcdTnMY7wps

PUSSY GETTING WET IN A 200 MILE RADIUS.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vXZ7Uxh8hU
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>>25812454
>All fire signs are chad signs
Hardly.
>>25812814
Hey.
>>25812824
At times I can be, but some of those people do deserve it. There are some arrogant people or ones that like to bully others.
>>25812890
Not really one, just one for a more dominate person. While I have no one to hang out with and still a virgin, at times at work people look at me to see if they are doing something right, hell it could be their first or second day but ask me anyway even if they really don't know me.
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>>25813102
Hello fellow Aries pal.

Vroom vroom.
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>>25812904
Same

Everybody hates scorpios
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Litrelly all i want in this forsaken world, a Slavic girlfriend who rides.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UXimowwtV0

My fucking dick holy shit.
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>>25813114
It was fun to spontaneously race down the freeway when I saw a genimi I knew. It is rare to feel at the same wavelength with a girl.
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pisces is the name and laziness is my bane
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>>25812890
I don't think it fits me
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>>25812101
What else is like horoscopes? tarot cards?
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Taurus reporting.
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horoscopes are a meme like myers meme shit, get your real natal chart done.
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Virgo

>Virgo is the biggest constellation within the Zodiac.
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>>25813150
>It was fun to spontaneously race down the freeway

There's nothing better than hitting 200km/h+ down the highway at night when everyone is asleep.

>tfw covering your motorcycles license plate with your hand as you buzz past a speed camera.
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>>25813178
Possibly so, or a least horoscope predictions in what could happen in your future. Of course there is the Chinese Zodiac as well.
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>>25813227
While I don't take them seriously, at times it is amusing when some people unknowingly adhere to their horoscope. Like a Leo in a leadership position but is also arrogant, or a Virgo that tends to get along with everyone else.
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Aquarius master race
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Leo here. Sign fits me pretty well desu, but it's all so vague it could fit anyone at times.
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I'm Libra, what does that mean

Also I identify with fire and air as my elements if I had to be a faggot
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Leo here, sign fits me well especially here. I do say we have the most potential of being a Chad out of all the signs.
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>>25812786
Why ?

>>25812811
I'm a virgin too anon.
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>>25813897
Ok I'm reading up on Libra and too much is matching up

It falls right in line with the INFJ, INTP, and ENTP mindsets. Could someone link me descriptions for other "can apply to anyone" zodiac symbols so that I can realize that they're all basically the same? Because right now I'm starting to slightly believe this Zodiac symbol shit even though I don't believe it can be true
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>>25814185
Ok I read through these and 80% of these apply to me so it's basically generic and means nothing

http://www.whats-your-sign.com/zodiac-sign-dates.html
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>>25813759
>Aquarius
>master race
Me and the other Aquariuses are beta males with little to no social skills and life sucks. BUT AT LEAST WE'RE SO LOGICAL AND SMART BRO

fuck this
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>>25814296
meant to write "Me and the other Aquariuses I know"

coincidentally 3/5 friends from high school are aquarius
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>>25812101
taurus here, any astrologyfags here to tell me what this says about me?

not that astrology is a real thing, just cruious
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>>25812101
Based Scorpio reporting in
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>>25814474
Why do people hate Scorpios? They are said to be the most misunderstood
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>>25814611
Because they seem to be secretive, untrustworthy, and conniving due to it.
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Libra and ISTP here
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Tfw Pisces the most robotic sign

Just
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>>25814722
>implying

Aquarius actually is if you read their descriptions. Humanitarian, weird and a walking door mat.
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>>25812101
>Aquarius
>air
How
>>25813155
>>25814722
>Pisces Weakness Keywords
>Oversensitive
>Indecisive
>Self-pitying
>Lazy
>Escapist
This is our destiny lads
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Cancer/INTJ

>tfw got literally the best combo possible
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>tfw me and my oneitis are total opposite signs

We would be the best couple ever
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>>25812691
I'm french, and the sign is written and reads like "virgin". Each time the subject come up, I basically tell people that I am a virgin. Lel.
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>>25814810
>tfw pisces

There's no end on the feel train

O-one month lads.
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>>25812101
>mfw OP posted this thread to troll MBTI fags
>mfw it backfired on him
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Who /Capricorn/ here ?
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