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Things women say;
>I'm not like other girls
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>I'll never leave you
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>>25810304
I wasn't expecting this one, this one is hard
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>i'm a virgin, anon.
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>All my friends are male because I just don't get along with other girls :3
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>>25810288
>anon i miss you!
obviously fake
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>I just broke up with my boyfriend, I want you.
>oh, you live 7 hours away, well let's take time to figure this out
>let's just be friends for a while and if anything happens later on... It is what it is
Not sure if friendzoned or not...
Not sure if being cucked...
Not sure if I can date others...
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>I'm not ready for a relationship right now
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>>25810411
>not sure if I can date others
top KEK you KEK
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>i only did it because the alcohol made me
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>>25810411
From someone with more experience than you, drop her completely.
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>Chad friend to friendly Stacy: Why don't you kiss anon?
>Stacy: Sure I would, but I have a boyfriend, sorry Anon
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>im weird but thats just me xddd
>actually just some tumblrina who thinks shes an outcast because stacy never talks about feminism and undertale
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>not in the ASSSSS!!
>NOOOOOO!!
>STOP STOOOOPPPP!!!
>SHUT UP BITCH!
>grabing her arms
>fucking her furiously
>yeah
>YEAH
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>kinda raped her :(
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>ive never done that before
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>>25810460
>my DAD goes to you site and he saw the boobs THAT HE BOUGHT FOR ME!!
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>HE KISSED ME
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a3c_1366724909
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>>25810568
She probably fucks her dad.
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>I never do this
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>trust me
>I promise
The sheer amount of flexibility they have when it comes to dodging their own responsibility. I hear them say the dumbest of shit.
>"I got raped. All 10 of my friends say it was no big deal when I decided to willingly drink more than I should and fuck someone I know that likes me!"
>"It's not my fault I got pregnant. He wanted to fuck me again"
>"I want you to go down on me even though I don't clean or like sucking dick."
>"I send guys pictures of my breasts and got dicked at least 4 times last yeat but I'm still saving myself for marriage"
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>he hits me because he loves me!
>I stay with my abuser because I feel sorry for him
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>you are such a good friend, anon
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>tfw I think I am "weird" for a girl
>tfw I really do get along more with guys
well shit
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>>25811499
You're a dirty slut on the inside and you know it. All it would take is the validation of some emasculated robot to make you go to the bar and get gangbanged by 3 guys in the washroom.
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>>25811499
>Get along better with guys who are taught to coddle and may even be interested in you as a woman than women who actively would be competing against you for men
You don't say?
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>I have a boyfriend. Sorrry anon kun :( You will find someone.
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>>25811499
Pic related is why people think I'm weird tbqh
You seem like you'd fit in fine in Europe seeing as they're being invaded by Alberto's as we speak
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>>25811696
>lel im white power
I bet you listen to nigger music, faggot.
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ke
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>>25811716
>so autistic he can't even take a joke
wew, guess it is r9k though
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>>25811716
>listening to anyone but Moonman and Ben Garrison
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>>25810390
Lmao this is a huge red flag
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>>25811649
Heh. I don't want to have sex.
>>25811671
I can tell when guys are coddling me and such. At this point it has made me pretty prickly and aloof. It's sad, because I used to smile at robot-looking guys, thinking we had stuff in common. But now I just make no eye contact or anything because I know it's better for everyone if we dont interact.
But in situations where people really are just chatting with each other, it's easier to hang around the guys. The girls all talk about having babbys, abusive bfs, and stuff like that. Meanwhile the guys don't talk as much and find some fun activity to do, or their conversation is either funny or informative or both. I'm sure there are girls I would enjoy hanging out with but if thrown into a room full of normies, the guys are a bit easier for me to parse, so I tend to go over to them, so I don't have to liten to stories about boob milk.
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>Wow anon you're so huge
>You're the biggest I have ever had
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>>25811760
you got baby envy brah?
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>>25811760
This thread isn't about you, shut the fuck up. Whore.
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>>25811760
I hope you realize no guy is going to want to date you when you've got a bunch of orbiters hanging around you 24/7.
Watch the movie Harry Met Sally. Guys and girls cannot be just friends. You think you can, but all your friends want to fuck you if you don't already have a boyfriend in the group.
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>>25811760
Why are you acting as if we know or give a fuck about you?
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>>25810288
Things that Galactic Supreme Chancellors say:
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
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>>25811903
>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What did he mean by this?
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>>25811696
Why is that women are fucking on both sides of the god damn spectrum? There's no centerist QT's their either ugly far right hags, or ugly far left tumblrinas. Why aren' there any social democratic QTs?
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>>25811817
>I hope you realize no guy is going to want to date you when you've got a bunch of orbiters hanging around you 24/7.
I don't want a bf or to date anyone so that is irrelevant to me.
>Watch the movie Harry Met Sally...
I don't need to watch a movie about it. I've been a "weird" girl all my life and have watched as friendships turn awkward and bad, due to me being female and clueless about life and the effect I had on male friends. Why do you think I'm here? You think I'm some social butterfly? I've realized that I am poison in the well in a group of friends. I wish it wasn't like that. All I want is to play d&d with some lads and have a fun time. But I know my presence will fuck things up eventually if I am not constantly on watch of my behaviors. So I stick to places like this where I am not physically present. then at least I can have some real interactions. And like I said I'm sure there are females I would get along with but what am I gonna do, put out an OK cupid ad to find them? I'm too shit to keep up a friendship anyway. I operate best in groups based around hobbies.
>>25811803
no...why would I want one of those?
>>25811804
I really don't care about anything anon
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>>25811910
Its not the story the Jedi would tell you anon.
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>>25811933
>no...why would I want one of those?
Biology brah, you got it bad b
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>>25811830
Because I have nothing else to do on a Saturday night but shitpost and pretend I am having a conversation with someone.
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>>25811948
Kek
Babies are cool/cute, I like to interact with them and stuff, but having to lug one around all the time and worry if its gonna die? And spend all my money on stupid shit to keep it entertained? yeah nah
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>>25811933
>le weird girl xD
>le white power xDD
>i am le one of you guys xD
Fuck you whore, fuck you fuck you fuck you. You're not one of us, you're filth, scum, pig, nothing but dog. You'd be the first in the chamber you insufferable cunt. FUCK OFF
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>>25811987
w/e u say, rational explanations can't will away natural impulses
I don't like pooping but I'm not going to stop eating
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>>25811910
woah jumping spin attack never really payed attention to that even though I seen it a few times. i think that's seriously the coolest lightsaber move ever pulled in the 7 star wars movies. palpatine is best sith fucking lightsaber tornado move
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>>25811933
Didn't even read it all, shut the fuck up.
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>>25812029
>he doesn't like pooping
What a fag
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>>25811933
*teleports behind you*
*pulls out katana*
*nothing personnel kid*
XDDDDD
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>>25812029
You don't like pooping? dafuq?
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>>25812057
>>25812098
Nope, a life without pooping would be pretty rad fampai.
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>>25810288
>i love you
Then she left after 2 months. And i'm still thinking about her after 6 years.
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>>25812088
hahaha
thanks for ending me senpai
I'm gonna go now since now i do feel kind of bad for ruining this bread with my dumb shit
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>>25810571
typical interracial couple
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