>Drenched in sweat
>Change my shirt, dry my self.
>Put my feet in the bathtub and give them a rinse (quick one)
>Don't have a shower
Why do people take showers? are people really that disgusting and reek like shit just because they did a little exercise? I smell like nothing more but my body-wash even after lifting weights for 1.5 hours in 86F.
OP have you not seen the febreeze "nose-blind" commercials? It's fucking true as shit, you probably smell like death you nasty fuck. That sweat bacteria won't get rid of itself
Good try; see >>25809635
I've even gone 3 days without a shower and worked out, only to be hugged by some female i know and to be told my "cologne smelled great".
Which was an Adidas one and it was aftershave and i used very little.
Just make sure to get your pits, your balls, and your butthole and crack with soap and water.
Those are the only real offenders, IMHO.
I guarantee if they were unknowingly recorded "complimenting" you, anybody could tell you can't pick up on their social cues
>3 days without a shower while working out
How delusional can you be?
Good try, better luck at mixing my words up some more. Sorry you smell like literal shit just because you walked 1 mile at snail pace.
>tfw can not shower or 3 days
>wear the same briefs
>yet still be told i smell great 2 hours after applying aftershave
Sorry lad, not all of us are fat, or stink like shit, nor do all of us consume soda drinks.
Must be all the water.
Not your "m8" and there's no need to project when it seems to be true. Look at yourself you smelly fat blob getting angry that someone doesn't smell like literal shit like yourself because he didn't shower.
Also my hair is sweaty as fuck after working out yet still smells like shampoo. Jealous?
I literally work in a vet office and fuck dead dog corpses and haven't showered in over a month. The only thing I do is on Wednesday I slap a little rose water on my paunch and belly button. Every girl I hugged has said I have a "fresh scent" and anyone who showers is simply wasting their time.
I don't know about this fascination with smells
but I do know that showers feel great
ESPECIALLY AFTER A GOOD WORKOUT
>avoiding some top tier comfy to prove a point?
i feel sorry for OP
doesnt enjoy showers lol
Some women know guys stink and don't mind hugging them.
Source: I work in a warehouse in 90F degree heat sometimes. I tell my female coworkers when they give me a hug that I'm smelly and sweaty and they said they don't care.