>tfw no qt 3.14 gf like alizee that I've known and loved since birth who will teach me french and save me from depression
THAT'S ALL I FUCKING WANT. IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK? REALLY? I JUST FUCKlNG WANT ALIZEE FUCKING KILL ME
Yes, that's actually quite a lot, and rather specific.
>I'm going to kill some random innocent people near me who have nothing to do with this website before being killed by the police and immediately forgotten!
lol okay kiddo :^)
I'll still be posting here after you're a corpse