How much does this image describe you?

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>>25808878
Lol I've always fucking loved that picture

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>>25808878
Gotta wonder what kind of lifestyle the special faggot who made this lives?

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>>25808878
Whoever made that picture spends way too much time on the internet

>le wrong generation

Just kill urself OP

>>25808929
>>25808953
Probably wanting to do all of those things and more, yet hating himself for it.

>>25808878
I have never understood this image. There are so many conflicting views within it

>>25808953
>>25808929
>>25808982
Yah I mean this sums up everyone... It's why you got so offended. Only difference is this guy is self aware y'all are deluded fucking pussies

>>25808878
Plastic bottles contain Estrogen? Is this true?

>>25809007
I want to believe this is b8

>>25809034
Doesn't contain Estrogen per say... but your body thinks it does, in a more lame way of explaining.

mde is so 4 years ago

>>25809040
It's really not
Bitch

>>25809069
Don't worry anon, just another few cold showers and you'll be the person you always wanted to be.

>>25809063
Are plastic containers bad?

>>25808878
Honestly nothing except the weed part part it doesn't expand your mind at all I just smoke because I have stress attacks likes mothsrfuck and its the only thing that works for me

>>25808953
le wrong generation is right. if these faggots want to drive stick and watch tractor pulls they can be my guest, i dont fucking care and neither does anyone else. you can cling to your outdated image of manliness all you want, shits changing, girls are becoming more like boys and boys more like girls and i think its fantastic.

>>25809107
What the fucking fuck is that supposed to me??

>>25808878
That doesn't describe me at all other than the masturbating 3 times a day part

>>25809136
Lol I bet you're a virgin you fucking loser. Manliness isn't even a thing. It's literally an autistic meme just be a normal fucking human being and you will get laid

>>25809007
Not even offended or mad. Just honestly wondering how this guy lives his day to day life and all of the choices he makes in relation to what he drew.

I am fine with criticizing, but offering a solution alongside criticism would seem more valuable.

>>25808878
why is there a meth pipe near the weed? the modern male being described here probably has little to no experience with meth.

>>25809160
well your pretty much agreeing with me here, manliness means nothing

>>25809166
Nah that's a joint, a bong and a generic pipe. The bong looks like a meth pipe because it's small.

The weed part is completely accurate and I also ride a bike a lot, but other than that I don't relate much. Specially on the faggot part, I'm really fucking straight.

>>25809194
No no I'm not.. Acting like a girl isn't cool and never will be. Guys acting feminine isn't good and isn't even a thing. there is like this tiny minority of people who can't figure out how to act and honestly it's starting to piss me off I feel like you're prolly one of them... Sorry I'm drunk

>>25809129
It's BPA, search for "BPA free" plastics when shopping. If they have BPA, they are. It's not some shady bro science.

>>25809166
>why is there a meth pipe near the weed?

it's just a poorly drawn bong

>>25809235
What does bpa stand for and why is it bad? Don't give me a wiki link I feel like ur talking out ur ass

>>25808878
Someone took the memes too far.

>>25809207
ah i see it now

>>25809261
It's basically an organic chemical substance that is the basic unit of high performance polymers, some coatings, epoxy resins and some plastics (especially polycarbonates, yup). It can be used for a lot of things, like CD's, computer cases, and everything plastic.

It's cool, but the shitty things happen when you're ingesting it... It's a xenoestrogen (it confuses the receptor cells in the body, and they think it's natural estrogens).

>paradigm shift

Did Sam Hyde draw this?

>>25809417
yeah on reddit he said it's a self portrait

>>25809417
Yes, sam hyde drew this.

>>25809403
Thanks for explaining Anon

None of it except for the masturbating 3 times a day thing.

None of it except maybe the clothing part?
I'm really not sure what point the person who made this is attempting to make, because it all comes across as someone who is incredibly hostile about the fact that culture changes as lifestyles become more decadent and get further away from day-to-day danger.

>>25808878
The only thing remotely true for me on here is not to talk to females, you may be charged with assault.
Literally one of my greatest fears, I trust women so little that a cannot let one into my life for fear that they with accuse me of bogus charges and take at least half of my worldly possessions when they leave.
I don't think be in a relationship until I get a decent job, bug my entire house, and wear a wire wherever I go so I always have evidence contrary to what they attempt to accuse me with.

basically only the man magazine part. my dad refused to teach me anything masculine until it was too late and i distrusted him already. so now i'm desperately clawing at the dark trying to define what masculinity is. that was the only point that really hurt.

also bicycling but i do it because i'm broke

Nothing really. This image is kind of retarded. It shit talks using soap and bathing. Idk about you but I get greasy and smell like shit and get acne if I go too long without bathing.

I'm apathetic, play lots of video games, wear all black, have a shit sleep schedule, and want to die. Its the other kind of modern male.

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>>25808929
>>25808953
>thinking you're better than sam hyde.

>>25808878
What is the teeth grinding about?

>>25812034
If I had to guess it's probably about being high as a kite all day from pharmaceutical grade amphetamine(adderall).

>>25811311
Isn't he the Comedian equivalent of Youtube Prank Videos?

>>25811311
Woah, reading these I was like "It seems like Sam Hyde made these" then I saw your post

>>25809261
>What does bpa stand for and why is it bad?
>talking out of ur ass

So how is that whole culture of anti-intellectualism working out for you? Do you routinely reject any notion not fitting your world view?

One thing is to have bad experience with formal schooling. But to reject the notion of education? Or let me guess, walls of text scare you and you are unable to process them?

So get of your high horse and read nigga read.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisphenol_A

You see the fact that in your post you demand information from others instead of looking it up yourself is the reason why one can conclude that you are a moron.

>>25812236
Not him, but as far as I can tell using less than 5 minutes of research BPA is a non-issue for adults.

>>25808878
Reads like the notebook doodles of a k-k-k-kommunity kollege kiddie, who hasn't yet realized that he is less intelligent than his classmates who got accepted into four-year universities.

>>25812328
This.
It's obvious the creator of the pic spends too much time on the internet and not enough time in real life.

>>25808878
Nah, not really. I dont drive a car nor ride a bicycle..

>>25808878

How autastic can one person be? Jesus.

>>25808878
I masturbate to porn and use soap and shampoo

>>25808878
>riding a bike and actually getting your fat ass moving is now a disease of the modern man
>having big strong legs is feminine
What kind of skinny ass /pol/ack made this thing?

>>25811311
quit idolizing hyde you mcquick doggy dick

>>25812713
>mcquick doggy dick
did you think of that? I really like it.

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>>25812665
>6'2+
>230 lb. built fat

>>25811311
He's probably better at drawing.

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no car no magazines no bicycle not gay no weed no phone no gay clothing no drugs no sex toys no water after long bicycle ride no expensive shoes

Tiny hands check but no social media
Use shampoo but i shower twice a week

>>25813756
I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE
I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE
I REALLY THINK SO

>>25808878
not at all really and I hardly know any people who resemble half of these things listed there.
this pretty much looks like what a feminist thinks the average male is like

>>25808878
tb.h lad i ride a carburated 2 stroke motorcycle and a bmw 318i 2.0 manual, never smoked le meme drug