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No matter how shit your life is /r9k/ at least you don't have to go to war.
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>>25806980
ironically I'm joining the military to escape my shit life so I can have a future. I don't want to live in the ghetto making 9 dollars an hour forever. I'm 19, poor, ugly and have no parents to take care of me. If I die I die. This is the lot God gave me in life.
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>>25807012
Enjoy dying for the jews unless someone declares war on your country.
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>>25807012
You now realize what a horrible mistake you have made
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>>25806980
this is the one good thing about getting older. If we ever have a draft again, they'll go after the 18-21 year olds first
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>>25807050
>>25807054
Calm down robots, he is either one of the two;
>Joined a non combat role
>Even if he did, there aren't any wars going on. So he will be in base cleaning rocks and getting picked on by white chad and Tyrone for being a wimpy little faggot with mommy and daddy problems.
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>>25806980
Honestly I wish WW3 would break out so I would be forced into the draft and shot in the battlefield. That is better than this this sorry existence.
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>>25807050
>>25807054
Yeah buddy not everyone gets shipped to Afghanistan. Plus I'm not joining the marines or army. I'm joining the air force. I plan to get deployed in Japan or Korea. I will be just maintaining a military base there, but if China attacks Japan or N. Korea attacks S. Korea I am going to war.
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>>25807109
>but if China attacks Japan or N. Korea attacks S. Korea
None of that would happen you dumb nigger, also good job parading around talking as if you were actually going to war or picked a combat role.
Laughed hard. Just another weaboo nigger pedophile.
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If there was war we would have 90% less miserable alive robots.
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>>25807130
I could get a combat role. I haven't picked my job yet nor have I gone to basic yet. This week I will be picking 7 jobs and an open aptitude area. So I could still get a combat job. I'm not parading around anything and go back to reddit you 12 year old flamer.
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>>25807091
This. I know I'd have no problem killing other humans.
I'd be fit, look cool in my gear, get to shoot guns.
Making lifelong buddies and traumatic experience could be cool.
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>>25807179
>using reddit memes
oh shit nigger what are you doing
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>2016
>He's not in NRTOC right now
>He's not going to become a Naval Aviator
TOP KEK
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>>25807179
>ii-iicc-ccould
>gg-get
No you couldn't, you autistic nigger. If you could you would have joined the USMC or army straight up without hesitation since you are so 'thirsty' to see action.
>armchair warrior.
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>>25807198
>knowing what memes are from reddit
>being this obsessive about memes
confirmed reddit.
>>25807050
I don't care. I'll get free college, rent paid for while in college, preference in employment my whole life. I'll have tax cucks pay for my braces and overbite surgery in the military. I'll get free food, free housing, etc. And it looks good on a resume plus I get free flight school when I get out paid for by the air force.
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>>25807206
not thirsty to see action at all. I hope I don't go to war. I just want to escape my life and move up buddy. A rich privileged person like yourself couldn't understand this.
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>>25807265
Another welfare queen armchair warrior nigger pedophile more like it. Enjoy cleaning boots and licking shoe-polish in the air-force at peace-time which is literally 200x worse then the USMC / Army.
What did you think anyway, that if a war happened they'd send pen-pushers like yourself who can hardly do 20 push-ups without fucking up 2/3 of them and put you on the battlefield with our real men (Marines)?
>>25807291
You're a joke.
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>>25807012
Good luck and god bless man, what branch are you joining?
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>>25807322
how about reading the thread, retard.
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>>25807307
I know you think you are all that for being a marine but you guys are the first to die for a reason. You are extremely dumb, quick to violence and basically just foolish. But more power to you. I do not need to prove anything to anyone nor am I a violent animal of a human.
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>>25806980
if chinas economy really hits the shitter we're dancing on the rim of being a third world country
meanwhile oil's plummeting. who knows what that fucking means. the saudis are in a bad position. the iranians are in a bad position. the apocalyptic death cult is one of the big kids on the playground.
and everyone here wants to elect the hotel owner/ real esate mogul. or maybe it's a false flag operation in order to avoid scrutinizing their actual candidate, i don't know.
enjoy the modern day glory of war, the endless boredom punctuated by moments of sheer terror
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I go to war 5 days a week...
...it's called work...
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>>25807406
>oil's plummeting.
Because the world just lifted sanctions off of Iran entirely. John Kerry just had a press conference about it. Iranian oil is now flooding the market and driving down the price because of the abundance.
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>>25807265
All the gayest memes are from reddit. Reddit nigger.
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>>25807130
>>25807198
>>25807206
>>25807485
Seriously someone needs to do something about this constant shit posting.
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>>25806980
You want war, we ready
We got guns, got machetes
You don't want no beef, no spaghetti
Premium gas no unleaded
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