>"Hey anon, why don't you have/use facebook"?
How am I even supposed to reply to this without them instantly knowing im a sociale autist?
>bunch of normies/tumblerettes ask me this
>tell them I have a youtube
>not considered one you asswipe
I usually tell them
>because I have no friends
>facebook is kinda boring. Rather do x, y and z
>I don't know
I hate taking pictures of myself, the idea of adding friends then seeing you only have a small group is demeaning and what the fuck are you suppose to be on your wall?
I don't even talk to people that much so why would I need a facebook
>tfw people constantly pressuring me to make a facebook
I'm just afraid of the spoopy marketing botnet and having someone I really don't want to meet again being able to find me.
>I like it, but I'm afraidthey wouldn't belive me.
I thought the same, but so far (at least women) people believe me. Most people have a hard time talking about stalking and sexual harassment without being vague and using as little detail as possible, so you don't have to make up a complicated story. And you can always just say it's not their business or you're not up to discussing it.
Again, only women will believe you. Men usually get pretty antagonistic and hostile when make such claims (even if it's true).
>tfw no facebook
>tfw no skype
>tfw zero friends on steam
and you know what, life is fucking good.
Well a lot of high profile shooters the past ten years were so asocial that they didn't even have social networking. So the quiet, loner thing has a lot of negative stereotypes these days.
>having someone I really don't want to meet again being able to find me
Worst nightmare. I avoid shopping locally just so I don't risk running into someone I've seen before
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I had to create a facebook account when I started university cause those normies post everything there including exam results
long story short, I now have cancer after inadvertently reading everything those retards post. the whole site is bottom of the barrel intelligence levels.
I swear if I see another "XD" followed by a logical fallacy I'll punch my kitten
i literally CAN NOT CUM now unless i have the face of someone i know/knew irl open in another window
pic related, a lesbian high school teacher i had
i fantasize about her giving me a handjob and letting me fuck the gay away
You really need to learn this phrase, "I don fuck with it."
It really assures them that youre a real independent man with strong character whos ahead of the times and has grown man things to do but always knows to keep it g.
See you in the afterlife - Anon