>"Hey anon, why don't you have/use facebook"?

I dont have any social media accounts other than youtube. I just tell people I think its a waste of my time. (which it is)

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Can't even spell the word *social* correctly

"I deactivated it because of a stalker."

I'm surprised how much this excuse works.

>It's really fucking creepy that you don't have Facebook.
Actual quote from my normie brother.

>>25805816
>be me
>bunch of normies/tumblerettes ask me this
>tell them I have a youtube
>not considered one you asswipe

I usually tell them
>because I have no friends
>facebook is kinda boring. Rather do x, y and z
>I don't know

I hate taking pictures of myself, the idea of adding friends then seeing you only have a small group is demeaning and what the fuck are you suppose to be on your wall?

I don't even talk to people that much so why would I need a facebook

>>25805816
I asked for an anwser that doesn't instantly inform them of my social autism.

>>25805827
I like it, but I'm afraidthey wouldn't belive me.

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>tfw people constantly pressuring me to make a facebook

I'm just afraid of the spoopy marketing botnet and having someone I really don't want to meet again being able to find me.

>>25805839
>feeds facebook his life story
>not creepy

>>25805893
>I like it, but I'm afraidthey wouldn't belive me.
I thought the same, but so far (at least women) people believe me. Most people have a hard time talking about stalking and sexual harassment without being vague and using as little detail as possible, so you don't have to make up a complicated story. And you can always just say it's not their business or you're not up to discussing it.

Again, only women will believe you. Men usually get pretty antagonistic and hostile when make such claims (even if it's true).

>make a facebook
>don't use it ever
Works for me

>>25805799
>"i do have a facebook, but I don't add anybody and just use it as a way to get pictures of you sluts in swimsuits and prom dresses to jerk off with"

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>>25805799
>tfw no facebook
>tfw no skype
>tfw zero friends on steam

and you know what, life is fucking good.

>>25805839
Well a lot of high profile shooters the past ten years were so asocial that they didn't even have social networking. So the quiet, loner thing has a lot of negative stereotypes these days.

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>>25805927
>having someone I really don't want to meet again being able to find me

Worst nightmare. I avoid shopping locally just so I don't risk running into someone I've seen before

>>25806033
This. I really want to delete my facebook because I hate it but I fap to stacys holiday pics more than porn

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>>25806137
tfw
car boat chevy truck hello kitty rape

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I had to create a facebook account when I started university cause those normies post everything there including exam results
long story short, I now have cancer after inadvertently reading everything those retards post. the whole site is bottom of the barrel intelligence levels.
I swear if I see another "XD" followed by a logical fallacy I'll punch my kitten

>>25805839
>implying

facebook creeps the shit out of me they collect all of your information to sell it to third party and anyone can have access to it.

>>25805799
"I don't need it"

Done, wasn't so hard was it?

>>25805839
>Facebook users are dumb fucks

You can use this quote, it was literally from zuckenberg himself.

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>>25806137
i literally CAN NOT CUM now unless i have the face of someone i know/knew irl open in another window

pic related, a lesbian high school teacher i had
i fantasize about her giving me a handjob and letting me fuck the gay away

>>25805799

You really need to learn this phrase, "I don fuck with it."

It really assures them that youre a real independent man with strong character whos ahead of the times and has grown man things to do but always knows to keep it g.

See you in the afterlife - Anon

cyborg/failed normie here

I tried to use it but no one ever replies
I got too depressing so I stopped logging in

Why do you even have to give a reason?. I'm sure if you just say "I don't know I just never felt like making an account" would be fine and I doubt it'd come out as weird.