>tfw Etna will never shit into a condom and then tie off at the end and then make you shove it up your own ass
>tfw you will never lick Etna's shithole clean after every bowel movement
>tfw Etna will NEVER piss all over your face whenever she feels like it without warning
.tfw you will NEVER EVER be Etna's toilet ass slave
I can't even imagine NOT wanting to be Etna's dutiful toilet slave.
Being her prinny toilet for a few thousand years would be pretty amazing actually; imagine how good it'd feel when her shitlog fills your mouth and starts choking you while she pisses down the corners of your beak. She probably plays gameboy on the toilet, too, so you'd have a little soundtrack to her poo-sessions and you'd get conditioned to get hard when you heard them.
What kinda turds does Etna have? We know she eats Gehenna pudding which is like volcano shit, so she probably has massively spicy and hot turds that'd make your eyes water and your throat and mouth burn like hell
I'd do anything for Etna.
I'd even let her eat my penis and testicles while they were still attached to my body. I'd let her inject me with STDs and breed me with animals. I'd let her cut off pieces of my body and feed them to prinnies. Anything for Etna.
Tell us about your Etna fantasies as you stroke, anon.
Would you enjoy giving a blowjob to one of her shitlogs while she fucks your ass with a strapon?
>see this thread
what's wrong with boys
>tfw disgaea comes to pc next month
>I'll be able to appreciate Etna in all her glory
>I can join my scat bros
>Etna will never be your bully
>she will never push you down and grind her heels into your crotch
>she will never force you to wear her stinky, skidmarked panties on your head
>she will never invite you over for tea and give you a steamy, warm mug of her piss