Finally A Break Coming My Way

Do it you big fag

The ones that are half Chinese/Japanese can be qt af.

Anyway, just do it.

>>25805135
ive never been to another country. what to expect? how do i find a gril?

You better hook up the anon that posts here multiple times a day about wanting a tunuk calling phillipino gf.

>>25805184
Well, all countries are different. The jet lag shouldn't be too bad since you're traveling west but you should look up how to prepare for that.

As for getting the gril, just try not to give a fuck, but don't be autistic either. You could meet a nice Catholic gril there, why not take a chance? And your friends sound willing to set you up, so that takes out some of the effort.

Make sure to report back with greentexts.

>>25805240
Unfortunately it won't be until this summer, but it's still a break.

And will I still travel west since I'm on the east coast?

>>25805268
I don't see why not, it wouldn't be very efficient to travel all across Europe and Asia when you could go East Coast > West Coast > ??? > Phillippines.

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>>25804083
Don't be this guy please senpai desu

>>25804083
pinoy fag here

some newer younger filipinas are actually really pretty. they're whiter and have more defined bodies.

also hornier.

lily maymac is an example. she looks pretty and unique online but there are tons of girls that are as pretty as her here.

Do it anon, what have you got to lose?

I had an opportunity once, my highschool asked me to come round the night before she moved away to college.

I wish I went to see her, I haven't spoken to her since and I'm going to spend the rest of my life wondering what could've been and I hate myself more for it every day

>>25805315
who is that?

>>25805334
and it's true they love white guys?

>>25805350
just afraid of travel and such

Bruh i live in asia and i can ASSURE you 70% of white men here have their arms wrapped around a pinay. It's aaaalllwaaaays pinays.

>>25805211
never seen that poster

>>25805399
yep son. pinay grills love white men it's so sad. they'd literally fuck any white guy even the beta ones as long as they're kinda slim and tall.

one sec anon im making a compilation pic of what the current 19yr - 26 yr olds look like

>>25805520
ugh I'm 5'6" :(

>>25804083
Somebody post that butterface Filipina in the athletic gear please.

She's got a tight bod.

>>25805520
Define "tall." By SEA standards I'm tall but by American standards I'm arguably a manlet.

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>>25805564
Right on it senpai.

>>25805639
God damn.

I'd go ham on her.

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>>25805548
welp. how am i taller than you? anyway, here are some of my classmates to give you a guess on what 18+ yr olds pinays look like right now

also note that some of them are small and tiny so you;d fullfill your dream of having a loli waifu

>>25805630
im 5'9 and im kinda tall here so anyone 6'0+ is def tall here

>>25805639
fck that ugly

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pinoyfag here. this is me: >>25805733

y'all white fuckers describe what you want in a girl an ill post the nearest pic of a girl i can find in my friends list. im the ghetto brown asian pimp y'all. ill make your asian dreams come true.

quickly while im in the mood.

I know lots of philippino girls who are married to white betas.
They do whatever they want with the betas. And it wouldn't surprise me if they'll divorce them once they become U.S. citizens.

>>25805733
dang they are cute. but you got me scared over my manlet genes.

surely they would look over it?

>has a chance to go to Philippines
>not fucking 10 year old prostitutes

The fuck are you doing.

>>25805780
of course mane.

white bois make pinay sluts go crazy.

JUST MAKE SURE THEY ARE GIRLS CAUSE SOME LADYBOYS HERE LOOK PRETTIER THAN REAL GIRLS. GOOGLE IMAGE "KEVIN BALOT"

>>25805733
Fuck, when did they get so hot? Would they still go to Church with me?

>>25805315
>that picture

JUST

>>25805793
well considering i will be staying with friends, i think banging 10 year olds might be a little risky. not even taking into fact that I'M NOT A PEDO

>>25805803
i thought ladyboys was a thai thing.

>>25805807
most white guys and the internet in general think the filipina girls are those ugly brown cleaning ladies that media portrays them as.

desu we are a mixed race and most girls here in the upper middle class are half japanese/chinese/korean/german/irish/american/etc and are really fcking pretty.

>>25805826
it's south east asia in general man. thai was 10 years ago. pilipinas is the new ladyboy capital of asia.

>>25805826
>not even taking into fact that I'M NOT A PEDO

Why not?

Little girls are superior to women in every way.

well do they look like kevin balot?

>>25805846
So, how do I get an upper middle class Filipina waifu?

>>25805826
>>25805866
im the pinoy guy.

im always shocked to see 12 - 16 year old americans or white people cause they look a lot older compared to people here in asia. i thought kendall was like 25 or something. 18+ year olds here look like kids compared to west girls so they might just look like 10 to your eyes

>>25805877
some do. some are even more convincing. it's really scary. have you heard of the recent stories of american marines killing pinoy ladyboys cause they thought they were grills? IIRC it was lance corporal daniel smith and i forgot the name of the more recent one...

>>25805888
go near colleges. guaranteed to have pretty pinay waifus. well to be honest most urban places in Manila, Quezon City, and Makati City have qts swarming. male to female ratio of 18 - 29 yrs here is 9:25. we have so many females. i ride the bus and fall in love 5 times.

>>25805921
you're really talking me into going. but i'm just afraid of being a big loser over there as here. but my friend is willing to help me out. said all i had to do was pay my passport and air fare.

>>25805520
I'm a Filipina but I see white males as pretentious. Whites always think I'm desperate for them and that I'm "easy" and they get mad when I don't budge lol.

>>25805978
patunayan mong pilipina ka. :)

>>25805921
>male to female ratio of 18 - 29 yrs here is 9:25. we have so many females. i ride the bus and fall in love 5 times.

Interesting..

How is the sex market over there? With so many more females than males, I would imagine that the playing field isn't as skewed as it is here in the States. Women dominate the dating/sex market here.

>>25804083
Do it and bring back a ladyboy wife, just make sure he's into scat play.

>>25805978
>im a grill btw xDDD

>>>/out/

>>25804083
>She told me Filipino girls love white men and want to get to the US bad.
Are you really desperate enough to get married to a girl who just wants a green card?

>>25806006
prostitution is a big thing here. i believe we were even compared to russia as the top 2 countries. kids as young as 8 are sold to white guys over skype and shit. search "trike patrol" and "manila exposed" in your fave porn site and see the market for yourself.

>>25805968
just bee urself m8 lol

>>25806024
they want love and care and white boy dick you faggot

>>25805994
Pwede ako magsulat ng Tagalog pero Hindi ako mag po-post ng picture online.. Sorry ayoko ma DDos haha

>>25806085
Touche. anon proved to be peenoise but idk if its really a grill.

translation: i can write tagalog but i wont post photos online. sorry i dont want to be ddos'd.

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brb bois its lunchtime

>>25806113
>Lunchtime

Pinoy pls it's bedtime, get back here and shitpost with the rest of us losers.

>>25806055
His friend was blatant enough to include them wanting to get to the US bad. How gullible are you?
The girls in the picture you posted are only above average. They all have that flat nose. If OP wants a good looking girl and doesn't care that she just wants a green card, might as well get a girl from Eastern Europe. At least they're attractive enough to be worth exchanging his self-worth for.

>>25806113
Haha kailangan mo ng faith anon :)

>>25804083
My autist uncle got himself a qt Filipino woman like this. They're happily married and have children. Go for it anon.

>>25806182
But at least pinays speak English, Slavs don't.

>>25804083
>bring ur filipina wife to murica
>have kids
>she divorces you
>pay child support for the rest of ur life

Story of my life OP don't do it.

im back. lunch sucks. father is a cunt. ate fast and went back to my cave.

>>25806182
bitch pinoys have flat noses. like jews have pointy ones. learn your fucking shit.

>>25806207
i need a gf not faith mane

>>25806249
>>25806267
word

>>25806314
most of the time it's the guys who leave the womyn. idk what happened to u you poor faggot. :(

filipino girls do like white guys
>work at hotel as front desk
>accept international students for employment
>during summer had all kinds of nationalities
>3 filipinos come
>completely adore me because im not fat autist
>try to date one but shes stupidly shy
>engaged with navy filipino guy
>stop talking to her
>months go by
>coworker tells me she wants me to take her out and that she always talks about me
>decide to blow her off
>fuck she has such a nice body

oh well ;_;

>>25806267
Maybe if it's a girl from some village in Siberia. Eastern Europeans typically speak far better English than people from the poorer SEA countries.

t.b.h. you just need to be white and have moneys. other options are to be tall and have a huge donger.

the typical pinay stacey will fall for those things. but unlike other races, pinays are really loyal. like you could fuck another woman in front of them but if you tell them you still love them they will forgive you and stick with you.

it's true. if i had 10 pesos for each cheated on pinay chick that still wants to be with their bf id be rich enough to buy my own pinay sex slave.

>>25806380
err koreans, japanese, and chinese kids go to phillipens cause english classes here are cheap and good.

americans colonized and fucked our women after the spaniards did for 30 years so english is actually our official second language. even poorfucks that live in boxes know how to speak/understand basic english

>>25804083
It's just going to be a disappointment man, don't get your hopes up.

>>25806421
dont pull someone down just cause youre too lazy/scared to try something new

he might find love and you have no right to stop him :^)

>>25806449
Fuck you, I'm not pulling anyone down, I'm being realistic. He shouldn't expect anything good to ever happen to him, nor should any robot, it's just a recipe for disaster.

>>25806449
Why are pinoys so desperate to push their women into the arms of foreigners? Do you guys really need the remittances that badly? I thought the IMF days were done.

>>25806449
Could I find a nice Catholic waifu? Like, someone who actually goes to church and not just on the town feast day or whatever?

>>25806472
might be a cyborg that can still be saved. youll never know.

>>25806493
we, or I, don't get anything from it. i just like seeing other people happy. it's a fetish. don't ask. also im 19 and i dont even know what remittances mean.

>>25806510
u kidding mane? PH is a catholic country. 92% catholic population. most of them are shy and innocent on the outside; sluts on the inside.

as the old saying here goes "Maria Clara on the streets, Maria Magdalena on the sheets."

>>25806547
I know PH is a Catholic country, but I meant like someone serious and not just someone who goes twice a year and doesn't believe anything.

I can see why the Pope told you guys you don't have to breed like rabbits.

>>25806571
there are some. i've met really nice and religious people. you'll probably meet one. theyre usually wearing glasses and have straight non-colored plain black hair.

we have a caste system here. people of the lower class breed like fucking rabbits. you can know who they are by their looks.

>small
>skinny
>darker brown skin
>ugly af

it's like a mini india here.

at least we poo in the loo

>>25806547
>we, or I, don't get anything from it. i just like seeing other people happy. it's a fetish. don't ask. also im 19 and i dont even know what remittances mean.
Money sent back to the home country by expats or immigrants, most often to relatives back home. When things were dire before because the Philippines had to take IMF loans, money sent back from overseas labourers was vital to keeping the economy afloat.

>>25806636
>there are some. i've met really nice and religious people. you'll probably meet one. theyre usually wearing glasses and have straight non-colored plain black hair.

Sounds qt, are any of them in the white caste?

>>25806641
ohh. nice bit of information. i don't really care about the country so i didn't really know what's happening. im gonna die anyway someday. i won't have kids so no point in trying to make this shithole a better place :^)

>>25806707
tons of them.

the caste here also sorts people into schools. well not technically sorts but lower and lower middle or even the middle class cant afford the good colleges here so you can only find qts in good colleges. or fat rich kids.

most colleges here are old and catholic based. the top 4 are University of the Philippines, De La Salle University, Ateneo De Manila University, and University of Santo Tomas. white caste qts everywhere there.

especially DLSU and ADMU. each year costs more than $6000 in both schools so only top tier grills and rich chads there.

>>25805754
Why haven't you snagged on for yourself? Do any speak english?
>>25805793
You can be prosecuted in the US for visiting other countries to fuck kids.

>>25806792
So, basically, all I need to do is drop in on daily Mass at a top university and I'm set?

How did no one mention the fact that they're catholic, and therefore you will be stuck with kids if you ever fuck?

>>25806829
cause im one ugly motherfucker. also im fat. as i said earlier, americans colonized us and fucked our women for 30 years that english has become our official second language. it's taught in school from pre-k to college. even shit poor box living people can speak basic english. SEAsian bretheren come to phillipens to learn english cause it's cheap and effective.
SOURCE: im korean english teacher

>>25806841
not a mass. most ppl who go to public catholic churches are fcking old. just go to uni's and ur good as gold.

>>25806881
catholic is just a brand here. it's like "oh look my parents are catholic lemme just call myself catholic so its k". also why would you splode inside man. use a condom or some shit.

>>25806923

I've lived my whole life around Mexicans, Pinoys, and Koreans, and the first two being the most catholic and "catholic" are the ones who already had kids and a fiancee in sophmore year of high school..

>>25806923
>not a mass. most ppl who go to public catholic churches are fcking old. just go to uni's and ur good as gold.

Don't they have it on campus? That's what I meant.

>>25806987
yep. pretty much. 4 months after i graduated from HS (that's 15-16 yrs old) 5 of my girl classmates were already pregnant. i wish i was joking.

>>25806988
i don't really know? some big uni's probably have churches in them. im from DLSU and it's a technological university so there's just a chapel there but the only ones who go are old people.

>>25807022
How big was your class?

>>25805184
http://naughtynomad.com/asia/

>>25805978
They are usually in the Philippines to fuck girls, what do you expect?

>>25806024
Don't have to marry them

>>25806829
>You can be prosecuted in the US for visiting other countries to fuck kids.

True. If you're a U.S. citizen only though.

Which is almost everybody. But still.