How do I make sure my kid has big dick genetics as he gets older?

>>25802136
Nothing hope his mother has the big sick gene

>>25802136

8/10 I keked at pic related

>>25802163
>big sick gene
>son comes out a sick ass cunt

fucking radical

Dick length is genetic from father to son.

breed with a woman who has a dad with a big dick

>>25802163
This. As soon as things start to get serious, go to dinner with her family and ask if you can see their dicks.

>>25802769

That can't possibly be true.

>>25802802
Alternatively, seduce the girl's father and see for yourself.

>>25802781
how are you supposed to find that out? All women think their dads have big dicks

Feed him a lot of broccoli. Also avoid plastic bottles due to xenoestrogens.

>wish my mom did this

>>25802781
Why not just breed with the dad who has a big dick? That seems like it'd solve all of OP's problems.

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>>25802812
Yeah im gonna second this. I remember seeing my dads dick once when i was a kid and hes packin. I on the other hand have a bad case of micro dick...

>>25802136
feed him lots of hgh and testosterone, though it probably won't do anything except make him angry

>>25802820
No that won't work. It's possible that he's just a fluke. You'll need to seduce her brothers and grandfather as well, just to make sure.

Also, flaccid length isn't necessarily indicative of erect length, so you have to AT LEAST suck them off.

>>25802136
>how do I make sure my son has ____ genetics as he grows older

Genetics are decided upon conception you retard. Best you can do is what this guy said,
>>25802163
OR pay to have your sperm and your wife's egg screened for genetic abnormalities / get a "Designer babby" and slip them 50 grand under the table to discover, isolate and alter the dick-size genes in your progeny.

>>25802888
maybe you just remember it being big because you were a kid and it was relatively big compared to your prepubescent cock

>>25802136
Breed with a woman whose dad has a big one.