I finally got a gf lads. Feels gud
All I want to let you know is that it's worth whining about, she's fixed most of my problems
You're gonna need a bigger clever bait
I know this. I'm not stupid. There are 2 options to end a robot's misery.
1. Get a girlfriend
2. Overcome your sexual desires and live your life without porn or sexual stimuli; like as you were as an innocent child
You must be a fucking cuck
>was cool for the 1st month
>starts to get very comfortable with me
>the point where shes getting annoyed of everything I do
>starts complaining constantly
>we end up fighting alot
>breaks up with me
>so much emotional investment for nothing
girlfriends are just girls you dont have to make big moves on to fuck everyday.
They're just there as your portable nut taker and that is all.
I like mine. She's an awkward qt and we understand each other
Dare I say
Yes, she likes being spanked but can use some work on giving head. I'm happy nonetheless
God fucking damn it, this girl is hot. I would whip out my big meaty throbbing veiny cock and fuck her any day of the week. Man, can you even fucking imagine just how sweet, warm, wet, and comfy that pussy is? Fuck. Man, fuck. I want a gf so bad.
Fuck you OP. Stop taking all the girls you selfish fucking bastard, I want love and intimacy and sex and romantic entanglement, you self-centered vapid evil son of a BITCH.
>tfw no big booty gf
How'd you do it lad?
Give tips pls. Never had a gf and just started my first semester at Uni where I won't be able to fap for another 3/4 months. I need a fucking gf to take the inevitable edge off.
>Give tips pls
Don't self-deprecate yourself, chew some gum, don't smell bad. Idk m8 I'm not exactly the hottest thing alive but I'm not the ugliest either. Ask a girl out, (get rejected?), feel better that you tried. Or maybe you don't get rejected.
Or maybe it's just luck, because life a shit.