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>too shy to meet people in real life
>too ugly for dating websites
Is there any hope for me to find a companion?
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>>25801847
Yes, go to a gun store and purchase a mossberg 500 with some slugs and then go home, drink yourself into a stupor and place the barrel it your mouth aimed at your brain and pull the trigger
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>>25801882
But I don't want to die. Not until at least one person would come to my funeral.
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>>25801976
Then join the military
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Is that a dindu in muh chinese cave paintings?
sauce?
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>>25802000
Tamako Market.

>>25801991
That's worse than committing suicide. I would join the military if there was a conflict that actively needed me. But at the moment it's just glorified welfare for tough guy rednecks.
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>Is there any hope for me to find a companion?

Are you male?

Then yes, it is too late.

Are you female?

Then no. All you have to do is state literally ANYWHERE that you're looking for a boyfriend, and you will have at least 10 men trying to get with you.
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>>25802047
I'm a man, yes.
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>>25801847
Go to church and meet Jesus Christ. He is God and a person. He will love you unconditionally.
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>>25802065
Get out Christfag.
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>>25802065
I was raised Catholic but I've drifted far away from that lifestyle. I wish I could have faith in God but he hasn't done very much for me. A benevolent God wouldn't have made me such a fucked up retard.
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>>25801847
What anime is that from?
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>>25802112
It's called "Tamako Market". It's okay.
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>>25801882
>tfw eurocucks
>can't even kill myself easily
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>>25802180
Want me to fax you a handgun?
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>>25801882
Ahahhahaha. If only
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>>25801847
>ugly
You're doomed either way
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>>25802195
>thinking Swedish customs won't send their FBI equivalent for trying to smuggle in something that can hurt someone
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>>25801847
women love confidence and love good looks

you have neither, you will need to do some serious settling
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