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Ask a 40 year old virgin, gfless, robot anything. And no, I'm not new here, I've been posting on 4chan since 2004 when I was already 28 years old.
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>>25798816
I can assure you that women are sort of overrated..
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How does it feel to have never felt a warm, wet pussy sqeezing your dick? And to lock eyes and see here gasp as you cum inside her?
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how do you cope with that?
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>>25798816
Why didnt u kill uself
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19 year old destined to follow the path you blazed, how do I deal with
>tfw ?
Does it get better? Worse?
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How has 4chan changed since 2004?

I've only been here since 09.
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>>25798936
lmao you're 19. come back in your late 20s when hope is really fading, and you're not just an angsty teenager
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ever tried to kill yourself?
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whch 2hu wud u fug
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>>25798870
It's not the lack of sex that bothers me, but the perpetual loneliness and lack of companionship.

>>25798874
The only advantage of getting older is that you just get more numb to the pain. There might be more pain but it just bothers you less.

>>25798929
Anger. Bitterness. I've gotten fucked over pretty bad in life, killing myself feels like I would lose and I still have enough pride not to get broken.

>>25798936
Overall, worse. Get out while you can, imageboards are not healthy for you.

>>25798966
It feels completely alien now. And underage, so many young kids here obsessing over stupid things. Don't fit in here anymore but I have nowhere else to go either.
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You think it'd be any better if you were gay?
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How do you feel about the islamisation and federalisation of Europe?
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Would you be willing to fuck a boipucci at this point? I'm 22 year old virign and would gladly let you deflower me.
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Do you use sage correctly?
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>>25799094
>>25799129
nope, never had gay thoughts. Kinda jealous about them actually, they have it easier in finding a partner.

>>25799098
One of the few things I have left to look forward to in life, to see this world burn. My life is over now and will no longer be of any worth, but at least I can still watch the rest of the world burn with me.
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I'm 31 and a dateless virgin. I have a pretty decent job and a good living situation but am pretty shy and don't go out aside for work. I'm also pretty insecure and closeted, and don't really have any friends. Both my younger siblings are married with kids, they live a few timezones away.

How do I not end up like you?
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>>25799064
Are you on Wizardchan?
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>>25799064
>I have nowhere else to go either.
this why I'm asking about Wizardchan. Feel the same
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>>25799286
Used to, but not anymore. There are hardly any wizards there either, most of them are just /r9k/ crossposters I can't relate too either because they're too young.

>>25799262
Start finding gf. NOW. I completely fucked up my 30s and wasted it on imageboards, when I finally worked the courage to try and find gf I discovered that my only choices at this point where women my own age as well. Unless you are extremely alpha or rich you will not be able to find younger women interested in you anymore and will have no choice but to settle with batshit crazy cat ladies or single mom trainwrecks. And jesus, AVOID single moms, I dated one once out of desperation who was the closest I ever got to becoming a gf and she was insane.
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>>25798816
>tfw you dont care about being virgin
I'd rather die pure then fuck once in my life with person i find unattractive.
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>>25799262
m8 you're already fucked. You're not as old as OP, but at 30+ years old, to have never had a gf or had sex is damning. You're more or less doomed.
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>>25799393
Shit. I know that you're right. But if I'm true to myself I kinda know that I won't change anything

I'm only 25 and in med school, but still...
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everything is gonna be fine!
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The only way out is to practice celibacy as a rational lifestyle choice. As complex and advanced as we may seem as human animals living in 2016, overall everything we tend to do, think, and feel is controlled by the underlying biological purpose of reproduction, even if its not apparent. The unholy trinity we find ourselves stuck in is that of masturbation/sex, pornography/erotic media, and all the rest of the time we spend preoccupied with sex, sensual love, women's bodies, etcetera.

While at first this seems like a depressing realization which means that to varying degrees, we are all sex addicts by design, and especially myself being high test and the type of autistic that is preoccupied with sexuality and not much else (as opposed to the typical low libido train aficionado) may as well be doomed to have my life revolve around this trinity of sexual obsession until my libido declines further with age.

You see, sex, masturbation, fantasizing, porn, cuddling, its all the same shit ultimately I like it because it serves to bring me closer to the point of ejaculating, which my mind-body perceives as spreading my seed, even if I'm just making another stain on the wall. 2 months ago or so I've reached what I call a resolution of celibacy, that because this all leads to ejaculation, and I always feel depleted of vital life energy afterwards, a sensation I would never want to experience in the company of women, and better of without altogether, I would like to life as if asexual. I also notice that when I feel my best is when I just happen to be not thinking about sex for a while, as if I'm completely oblivious to the lure of the female form and the sensation of stimulating my cock.

Yet, without fail, every time since that I went a week or more without cumming, I went back to thinking about sex an awful lot. Now I don't know what to do yet, its a battle of brain versus balls, but I hope I can face reality and anticipate what will happen if I successfully nofap again.
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>>25798816
Any advice for someone who is just about to turn 28?
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>>25799960
sex is evil don't do it
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>>25799960
Don't trust women. They try to take away your magical juices.
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>>25800010
>>25800112
Not getting any either way, might as well embrace it.
Thanks senpai
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>>25799960
Get your shit straight financially. This is one of the reasons why I have such a hard time relating with younger people, they don't think ahead at all and waste their money on stupid shit like drugs or alcohol. The terrifying thing about getting older is suddenly realizing just how fragile your life situation is, it took me being homeless to realize this and it was a horrible experience. That also had a lot to do with why I could never find gf, no girl wants a poor bf.

>>25799572
You act like I have a choice. Once you're in your 30s you're gonna nofap anyway whether you like it or not, your sex drive diminishes exponentially as you get older.
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Do you have 25$ to spare ?
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>things don't magically figure themselves out as you get older
>you can waste your whole life as a lonely shitposter

this is unsettling. I feel like this is my destiny
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>>25799572
Wow what a quality shitpost. It's amazing to gain insight into the workings of a lesser mind.

>inb4 butthurt fedora memes
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>>25800280
No, I work in a fucking junkyard.

>>25800312
Yeah it doesn't. There's no Misaki coming to save any of us.
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I read these threads. Logically I know OP is giving good advice and I need to follow it to avoid his fate since I am in my mid 20s. Yet I go to sleep and wake up and keep browsing boards doing nothing with my life.
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>>25798816

why haven't you killed yourself yet? what could possibly keep you attached to this shitty world? what makes you happy?
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Why don't you find the hottest escort you can afford and lose your virginity?
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Tried any dating sites?
Are you in shape?
How much do you earn a year?
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>>25800505

not OP but

> dating sites

only 10/10 fit chads are successful in those. the old 20% of the men get 80% of the women or whatever

> Are you in shape?

if you weren't in shape in your 20s you're simply not going to be when you're 40 when all that wrinkly skin and white hairs start kicking in
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>>25798816
why don't you just get a mail order bride or buy a Muslims daughter
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>>25800497
Not interested in sex just for the sake of sex, it's a waste of money

>>25800448
My job, strangely enough, is the only thing that keeps me happy. It pays barely above min wage but I'm on my own most of the time and don't have to deal with idiots.

>>25800505
Yes I've tried dating sites but the only women who ever reply back are older women my age. And women in their late 30s/40s are terrible, they're either single moms or washed up Stacies who wasted their youth. Younger women don't bother replying back, they're not interested in a guy as old as their dads unless you're rich or handsome.
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>>25800444
Over the years I've also seen many older and wiser wizards warning me of the future, telling me to get my shit together, yet here I am.
>no girl breathes in my direction
>forced to see qts interacting with normal people in uni
>bonds and relationships forming
>its much more soul crushing in reality than it sounds
>suffer quietly all day every day for years, and for years to come
>realise my situation won't change unless I change
>being social just overwhelms introverted me
>tfw
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>>25799393
>>25799463
>closeted
>gf
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>>25800565
My coworker did that mail order thing a few years ago. Now he's divorced, broke, and even angrier and more bitter than I am. His misfortune is one of the few things that gives me happiness, he fucked up even harder than I did in life.
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>>25800705
story? ethnicity?
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>>25800670
Do women eventually develop social skills in their late 30s?

Because before then, they are so fucking boring. Can't carry on a conversation for shit without immediately turning it into shit they want to talk about
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>>25800670
I was like you and waited until I was 23 then said fuck it and decided not to be a virgin believe me it is a mental burden. I am not saying make it a habit because that would probably numb you inside but getting rid of an obstacle that you obsess about every day feels good desu
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>>25800705
>>25800680
I thinks it's time we accept our place.
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>>25800743
Not really, they get worse. Older women have a lot more baggage to carry about that makes them unstable, and added to the crazyiness of baby fever and they're just not worth it.

>>25800717
Russian girl in her early 20s, she was fucking hot but anyone with a brain would realize she was just marrying him for the citizenship. It ended predictably.
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>tfw 25yo KV
Is it still as mentally draining and despairing on a daily basis to remain this way? I've accepted that the solitude will never change but it doesn't make this any easier.
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>>25798816
Are you a NEET? What do you do for a living?
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