There are 2 guys in my lessons and I might have to beat up one of them in the future, but they are friends (for 2 months). If I get into a fight, they might both try to overpower me. What I need is divide and conquer.
How do I ruin the friendship of two simpleminded people?
Damn, that seems easy. Spread rumors too, to other people but not them. Not big stuff, so its not clear you're doing it. This should be simple OP. People are incredibly weak in mind, and long friendships can be sabotaged in minutes by small things.
Who taught you to do this rat shit? Stacy and Chad?
Fucking normie faggots lmao
Oh we got a big boy up in here, you mind telling this poor fuck how to deal with his problem or are you just going to sit there in your own shit and call me a normie.
Alright well first thing that comes to mind is Urushiol. Find poison ivy or some shit like that and grind the leaves into a paste. Make a water/paste mixture and spray it on items they use.
Or something more devilish would be to add tiny amounts of mercury to their food/water over time. It will put a huge strain on their body and they will eventually need a new kidney or some shit.
Spend more than 5 minutes thinking about this shit you faggot.