Have any anons been able to get a beta gf? Introvert, socially

Yes, though it was an arranged situation. We sit in our room together all day on our computers with the tv on, maybe play games together.

>>25797208
Do you consider yourself a beta? Can you relate well to each other? Would you rather have Stacy?

Mine was jealous as fuck...she was worried about my some of my friends that were girls taking me from her (I had been friendzoned by them like in 4th grade so no way in hell anyways). She just seemed a bit off her rocker, but we did game a lot together, she used to stream twitch n shit

>>25797256
I think so yes. Never been with another girl, don't have any friends, never had a job and current college dropout. We relate well enough I guess, though we don't interact much even spending all our time together. I think having a Stacey gf would be a lot of work and she'd be unhappy with me so no thanks.

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>>25797153
My girlfriend is pretty beta.

Then again girls are pretty beta in general.

Even the more alpha females that I know are fairly beta by male standards.

It's adorable and feminine but it can be frustrating when it interferes with her getting things done because she's afraid of calling up/ talking to people she doesn't know.

Pic chosen at random

>>25797361
Who arranged all this? This is fuckin weird. Is she attractive? What is she out of 10?

They all want Chad.

>>25797153
> introvert
> socially awkward
neither of these are black marks against a girl. only guys...

>>25797439
Our families (parents mostly) did, we were brother/sister in-law before being pushed to get together and marry. She's not bad looking I guess, 6-7/10 depending on your preferences.

>>25797153
No. They have a large pool of guys pining for them. I had this conversation with a girl I dated who would get panic attacks,
>What are we going to do when I move?
>"I'll find another guy"
>What? Just that easy?
>"Yeah, I'm a girl who's into nerdy things."
>So what? There's a large market for you?
>"Yup"

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My current gf is pretty beta. She pretty much has no friends even when I first met her. I think she is beautiful but she has that awkward beta gril look to her I can admit.
We met through some mutual friends (more like acquaintances) at an anime convention. She shares the same tastes in shitty music as me and likes to play games and watch anime. Not much else hobbies beyond that. We now live together and after work we both just laze around the house watching anime or playing games. She plays mostly mmos which aren't my thing but I still feel like I lucked out on common interests.
Shes my first weeb gf and I would say my tastes in what I find attractive in women have changed because of her. She isn't bothered by my shit social skills because she is a bit worse in that department.

>>25797494
lucky as heck t o b e h o n e s t f a m i l y

How often do you have sex? Does she blow you? Are you both NEETs?

My brother was with a shy nerdy sort of girl like that and he treated her like shit and broke up with her because she wouldn't do an open relationship.

>>25797517
What is the shitty music you both like?

My gf is quite socially awkward, shy and really introvert. That's actually what made me like her in the beginning (apart from her being a really cute half asian girl. I like asian women).
But it's starting to be a bit annoying desu. I later found out that she has undergone hormone treatment and stopped before it was completed for health-related reasons. You'd never be able to tell by looking at her, but for example she has her period about once in three months and it has some other effects on her as well. It's almost impossible to make her cum and after fucking for about 10 minutes she's almost dried out although she'd like to go on. Probably hormone related as well.
She was a virgin when we got together and understandably in the beginning the sex was quite awkward. But it still is kind of. She just has no idea what to do, I have to take complete control of the situatuon every time. Like, she said multiple times that she kind of likes sucking my dick but she'd never just do it. And asking her to do so seems kind of inappropriate after I've done it several times.
I still have hope that she'll turn into a bit less of an awkward person. Recently I'm thinking about leaving her quite often but I don't want to hurt her because I actually really like her. I'd be too beta to dump her just like that I think.

>>25797518
Often enough I guess and she tries to make it once a day at least though it's not consistent. Like if we're just really bored and have nothing to do we'll have sex a few times a day as a way to break the monotony. If we get a new game or find a tv show to watch though we might not do anything for many days or longer. She gives head sometimes though nether of us like oral that much so prefer just normal sex. We're both neets yeah, I said we just sit in our room together all day.

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>>25797517
>>25797605
We originally talked about how we were the only people we knew that liked cheesy vocal trance from 90's and 00's. She also likes kpop, jpop and older techno/house which is what none of my other female friends liked at all.

>>25797663
NO FUCKING WAY

There's no fucking fucking fucking way. You are literally living the robotic dream

Take a pic in your NEETcave and blur your faces out with a timestamp

This is rare as fuck t b h

>>25797153
>Get to know introvert and socially awkward girl
>Befriend her
>Slowly make her open up
>She starts feeling comfortable
>Turns out just like any other girl
Every time.

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>>25797663
How are you able to do this?
How is this even possible?

Rate your life on a scale of 1-10

>>25797710
I-Is she lewd sometimes?

>>25797153
Definition of Beta is blurry as fuck for girls OP.
My brother has a /r9k/ style beta gf.
Me and my bro are real close, I kept on telling him to dump her before he goes into 'pity' mode instead of love, but he keeps on saying their relationship is rather casual and he won't 'pity' her.

>she led a rather sheltered life
>has no actual hobbies, literally none. Not into animu and vidya, doesn't even read books or browse internet for fun
>uses her free time to study (which she does bad in her subjects compared to my bro who rarely studies), or call my bro and tell him about how bored she is
>can't cook, can't do household chores
>paranoid with low self esteem and emotionally fragile
>horrible sense of humor, rather easily offended and prone to crying, sometimes emotionally blackmailing my bro
>only saving grace is that she's a qt

>>25797710
more pics of weeb gf

>>25797663
Was she more sexually experienced or you?

>>25797968
She sounds like your average girl 2bh.

>>25797713
Let me see if I can get one of our roommates cameras or even just phone. I'll get her to hold the timestamp if I can get it.

>>25797774
Luck I guess. We were both neets while our families were normies, so they decided to just push us together. Originally it was just to see what kind of horrorshow would result and how hard things would crash and burn for their entertainment but when we sort of got along they pushed us to get married.

If an average robot life is like 2-4, then I'd say 4-5 just because I have her so things are a little better than being alone neet with no life. Our situation is still pretty bleak especially looking towards the future.

>>25797977
She had one bf before me in high school so more experienced but not that experienced overall I think. She's also older though so it makes sense for her to be more experienced.

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>>25797801
She has a pretty high libido. We have sex almost every day and she likes to cosplay and do petplay stuff. Another first for me but I definitely enjoy it.
More pics if if interested.

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>>25797968
yuck, that's actually pretty bad
wouldn't want that even if she was a 10/10 in terms of looks and sex

>>25797422
This is true, and most of the girls that are attractive are not that good with people, they only get to get talked by other people

>>25797153
I was with a girl that was beta as fuck, we werent even dating, never held hands or kiss or anything
Just meet up and sperg together

>>25798178
Do you guys have a neet cave too?

>>25798095
I dont know anon, maybe my standards for gf material are rather idealistic.
Me and my bro are weebs. My social circles are full of qt weebs so I prefer a comf weeb gf material with the same wavelength, while my bro socialize more with chads.

>>25798258
She's a 7/10 with an ultra petite body

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>>25798326
Kind of. Her room has always been messy and filled with animu shit

met a few
weren't the interesting kind of introvert
they were mostly into litterature and related shit

7.5/10 grill with a super beta personality I know is now dating a legit autist.
He's an autist, so I doubt I'd get any info out of him even if I asked him.
She makes more money than he does.
Big cock?
He's a fucking autist, man.
I also want a beta grill with above average looks.

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>>25798551
more neet girl

>>25798619
Beta girls are less choosy about guys. The autist was probably in the right place at the right time and didn't intimidate her like chad

>I also want a beta grill with above average looks.
I'm pretty sure thats what everyone here wants.

>>25798735

Do you neetbux or parentbux?

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>>25798735
>>25798759
Inheritance/parentbux

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>>25798833
Damn nigga keep hitting that shit

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This is actually the perfect thread to bait the normies with. Everybody with a gf in this thread should leave immediately.

I'm dating an awkward as fuck girl right now. been together for about 4 nearly 5 months. her face is pretty average but strangely her body is fucking extremely fit and hot, shes one of those girls whos ultra self conscious so she wears baggy clothes thus you can't really see just how hot she is. We get along pretty well, only ever get into an arguement every once in a while. She's into some kinky shit though, pretty sure a lot of that stems from the nutty amount of anime and hentai she watches but I'm not gonna bitch about getting laid.

>>25798833
You're lucky as hell mate.

>>25797153
I had one, and you don't want one. The worst part is they don't have many friends, so they expect to do everything with you. This gives you very little alone time (time used to play vidya) and also time used to hang out with your friends.

Besides that there are positives, such as low chance of being cucked

>>25797663

w-what does your neet gf smell like?

Never thought about it before but my girlfriend is pretty beta.

>>25797153

My last gf was definitely beta as fuck. She was a very nice girl but she thought guys would only like her if she had sex with them.

I thought I liked her but in the end I broke up with her because she irritated me. She said she loved me and all I had to say was "I have nothing to say to that." and shortly after we broke up.

To be fair she was insanely jealous and would always be like "Whos that?" whenever she saw a girls name and she was super needy. The jealousy thing fucked me off more than anything because I'm an honest guy and shes easy as shit.

>>25799418
Everything you just said was a positive m8

>>25797724

/thread/

shy, introvert girls are the worst of them.
As soon as you managed to connect with them, they become god-tier roasties

>>25798735

Any bikini pic of her, mate?
It seems you've been really lucky, I'd sell my soul to have such a gf

They go for Chad, or maybe the his slightly more "introverted" and artsy brother, Trevor.

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>>25799990
Only bikini-ish pic i could find without being 2lewd
I do feel very lucky thanks anon. I used to be pretty lonely and unhappy before her. I guess I'm normie now

>>25800218

where can I find such a girl :<?

do I have to go to conventions?

>>>25800000
Just trying to find the get don't mind me

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>>25800301
The few friends she has are just like her. The only public events they get excited for are anime conventions. So yes I guess?

>>25797517
>>25797710
>>25798178
>>25798551
>>25798735
>>25798833
>>25800218
>>25800386

What's it like pretending to have a gf?

>>25800386

guess I'll give it a try, not much I can do in england though

>>25798551
>that mess

>>25800466
Yeah he has to be lying. I refuse to believe someone has a life that good.

>>25797153
>>25797422

>beta females

You can't be beta in a competition where you're considered the prize.

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>>25800471
She did go to uni so I guess thats another spot to try. More advanced though obviously

>>25800466
I do it for all that sweet anonymous credibility

>>25797208
Arranged by who? I need someone to set me up with a situation like that.

>>25800218

Why not posting a biknish pic a little bit lewd?
Please man, do it for your beta bros

my gf is beta as fuck

I'll text her "call me whenever" and she'll text back "ok can I call you now??"

she won't take initiative even if I tell her to, she's a fantastic coward.

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>>25800637
Will post a few if interested.
She has a sister that is equally awkward but not into anime/vidya and is underaged. They are out there!

>>25797153
i hope you find the perfect beta girfriend for you op.
the one that is your soul mate and fits in every cathegory exactly to you.
and you will see, she leaves you to fuck dozens of other cocks, come eventually back and go again to fuck more cocks.
and i hope you stop annoying people with your gay threads.

>>25800773
> Will post a few if interested.

Sure that we are interested... we are talking about her from the beginning of the thread

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>>25800773
If only we had the same taste in games. She is making me want to try out mmo's which have never really interested me

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>>25800841
>>25800860
When talking about past crushes she seemed to be attracted to quieter guys in school but never had the courage to ask them out. It still kind of angers me that we encourage this behavior of having the males be the ones asking the females.

>>25800955
are you gonna post more? she's pretty hot

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>>25801172
>>25800955
Shes also the first girl I knew that liked hentai doujins.

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>>25801225
some days we don't get out of bed. She can sleep 14-16 hours if you let her

>>25801398

That's too extreme also for me... but it feels you found the heaven on earth my friend

>>25800860
>>25800955
>>25801225
>>25801398

I see she has pierced nipples.
How did she do it if she is so shy?
It sounds a fake story to me, sorry to say that

>>25801768
this. im so shy....btw pierce my nipples

>>25800773
>She has a sister that is equally awkward but not into anime/vidya and is underaged. They are out there!
can I get on that in a completely platonic way?
hook me up.

>>25801804

and also let my neet bf lewd pics
Also roasties sometimes won't do it

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>>25801768
she got them done a little after we got together. Not sure what being shy and wanting piercings have to do with each other. There are piercings and tattoos that she has wanted since before we were together.

pre nip piercing pic

All of you motherfucking lucky bastards should do an AMA on how to find a beta-socially ankward girl and conquer her. No Pua bullshit can help with that.

>>25801893
Pls show more pics plz

>>25801893
they're saying that you can't be shy when you're exposing your nipple to a stranger so they can get pierced. don't you think they have a point?

>>25797153
beta wimmin probably want alpha males. Why even try lads

>>25797641
So you dating a tranny bro if so that's hella gay.

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>>25801921
I offered some advice earlier and will answer any questions. I don't do pua or trp bullshit and consider myself a decent guy but not a overly naive type or doormat.

>>25801986
I see your point. Shes a socially shy person.

>>25802058
where do you meet girls like this online and would they be into a fat NEET neckbeard that shares their interests?

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>>25797153
Used to be Chad and have girls smiling/flirting at me..
Was totally oblivious to this and dindt take advantage of this. Now i browse 4chan.

>>25802058

have you some pics with a detalied front view or rear view of her panties?
We saw she has a nice body, but we need moaaar

My girlfriend is westernised Japanese (She can speak Japanese, her parents can't speak english, but she speaks english perfectly fine and has the accent of my country, so basically born and raised here)

When we first started dating it was awkward and silent a lot, she never talked, never came out of her shell, took about 2 months but we got there.

Not sure what else you want to know OP.

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>>25802088
I've never had success with meeting up with girls online. All the girls I've ever been with I met in person. Although I don't leave the house most weeks I do have hobbies and I try to force myself to get out to events that have to do with those.
I really enjoy anime conventions so I tried to socialize with as many people as I could.
I'm not a fat neckbeard but I'm a fairly unattractive skinnyfat with a babyface. Girls will overlook ugliness to an extent if you can socialize well with them.

>>25802110

im pretty sure this thread is just a meme but if its not...... heaven is real. i have a smile on my face knowing someone out there has a qt 3.14 gf and just has sex all day being a NEET.....

>>25802156
Might also add that she literally does not have a single friend. Not even one.

>>25802199
ah, so basically there's no hope, don't have the money for any hobbies nor the ability to socialize well.

do you have any pics of her spreading gash?
I understand if you don't feel comfortable posting them.

>>25802058
Frst of all: Where??? Ok its true i don't go out of my house and is my fault i get it, but maybe if a had a good destination to find beta ankward grills like me...

>>25802245
he answered that here >>25802199 , basically any hobby destination like a con, store, club, etc.

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>>25802239
I had to force myself to get out. I know thats not what a lot of people here want to hear, but I realized that you can't meet people if you don't get out.

>>25802245
Again, I met her at an anime convention. The largest in my area. I will admit I had to work at this. I have been going to this con for years and made a lot of friends with similar interests. It became easier and easier to meet girls through other friend's friends.

Previous girlfriend (long time ago) I met at an arcade. Basically try and find somewhere that has to do with your interests and force yourself to go.

>>25802368
she's got a cute butthole tbqh
is she into butt stuff

>>25802309
*takes notes* ok 2: how i recognise a TRUE one? Maybe she is just a bored normie, or a normie that also likes anime(they exists, i know some...They are normie bitches but they like a couple of anime or they just like weird cosplays), or the infamous "fake nerdy girl"...

>>25800529

You can be a gold, silver, or bronze medal

>>25802368
>>25802368
thanks for the advice, it means a lot.
I hope you're not lying to us because it does make me feel good that this sort of thing can happen, sucks that you need to go outside for it but maybe this'll be what gets me to fix myself.

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ALL OF YOU FUCKING GET OUT

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>25802378
She's actually very into butt stuff

>>25802394
You will never be able to tell if she is a complete normie. But if se turns out to be one thats not necessarily bad. If you can't tolerate whatever level of normieness she is then you can just leave her and collect the exp that robots so desperately need.

>>25802368
Do you think that some cardboard game "club" is a decent option? Because i live in a shitty small town, no big nerdy events here...

>>25802459
>She's actually very into butt stuff

you're living the dream, my man
i want nothing more in life than to creampie a qt girl's butthole

>>25802239
>ah, so basically there's no hope, don't have the money for any hobbies nor the ability to socialize well.

These are all things that you can fix, you fuck.

>money
you know the solution to this

>hobbies
the first step is to stop spending your time here

>the ability to socialize
I literally learned social skills from books and practiced on people when I was in my mid 20s. You can too.

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>>25802442
I just hated where I was at a few years ago. I've been here a long time and see how negative it can be. I don't think it's always healthy.

>>25802485
That sounds perfect. Even if there are a lack of girls there the social experience is what will count in the long run. You should go.

>>25802488
thanks. I truly hope you get what you want.

>>25802541
>>25802541
I've been consumed with apathy towards fixing these problems, the one time that has changed was when I got close to a girl online but it fell through, I'm hoping this thread lights a spark within me.
dropped out of high school and have been a NEET shut-in for the past 8 years, I fear my mind is beyond all hope, cemented in this lifestyle and incapable of learning.

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You fags realize that she's not real, right?

Robot found some random album and made up the whole fantasy.

Keep your jimmies from rustling over nothing.

>>25797663
I envy your life anon, you are one lucky bastard

>>25797153
There's no such thing as beta women.

The girl in that pic could easily have sex with tall, fit, 8/10 men.

In fact women that have self esteem issues are even worse since they'll spread their legs to every good looking guy that gives them attention when they're young and become bitter cat ladies as they get older because "all men are jerks that only used them for sex".

>>25802577
Thanks anon.I think i will try maybe this spring.

>>25802660
>been a NEET shut-in for the past 8 years

Yeah I was like that too, until my 25th birthday when I had some kind of mental breakdown over how shit I and my life was. I don't remember it too clearly, but I ended up resolving to fix my shit.

I went from not being able to make eye contact with people that were talking to me, to getting a job, moving out and losing my virginity in just over a year. You'll be surprised what you can accomplish in a relatively short time.

Your life can seem like one unfixable mess, but it becomes more manageable if you break the big problems up into smaller and smaller problems and just focus on addressing them one at a time

Replace the time you spend on this shitty board with time spent fixing little things. For example right now you could probably clean your room or something, do some laundry, look online for books (bookzz.org) about learning social skills or fixing some other problem. Look for voluntary work opportunities so you can get some experience and a reference for a proper job while practicing your social skills. Research some non-shit social hobbies that you could take up. Find a physical activity that you might enjoy. etc.

But really, leave this place, it is a bad place.

>>25802965
Thank you.
>But really, leave this place, it is a bad place.
going to listen to your words, hope this lasts, goodbye.

>>25797641
The thing about looking for oral is, and I agree its weird to ask, that it's sexy to demand. Like, order her onto her knees and pull her hair.

>>25801398
Is she depressed?

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"Beta" and "alpha" therms do not work for women

Everyone hates and despises the beta males, but nobody hates or despises the "beta" females.

Both men AND women love the alpha males, but an "alpha" female is always despised by the beta females. Girls cannot be alphas and they cannot be betas, they are just girls.

>>25798989
Didn't you hear? /r9k/ is cool now! we even have GIRLS n shit!! :^)

She's really high maintenance and reminds me a lot of myself. I dont know if thats a good thing or not

>>25804371
How is she high maintenance?

>>25804415
she starts saying sorry and then it goes into this downward spiral of trying to make her happy and reassuring her that she's not a piece of shit. Its just a lot of work and very tiring at the end of the day

>>25804583
And you're like this too? Or are other parts of her similar?

>>25804620
sort of, i feel like shit all the time but i dont talk about it because i think she wouldnt take it well. There are other similarities as well

No. Whenever I see a beta girl we just act the same way and don't talk to each other.

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>>25802439

Nice analogy, but they're still the medals, still the ones being vied for, not the ones doing the vying.

2 entirely different worlds.

>>25804974
Black twitter is mans greatest invention and if not surely the cultural pinnacle of the black race.

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>>25805131

yeah white men need to think and act more like black men in regard to women. Black men tend to subjugate women and keep them off the pedestal it seems.

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>>25806381

bumpity bump fuck tha robot

>>25797153
Yes.
>ask nerdy music girl out
>she was previously preyed on by an asshole who looked for low self esteem girls and exploited them
>we date
>she's incredibly self conscious
>she decided she doesn't want any
>breaks up with me

Not good.

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>>25806396

original comment and so forth etc tbhsmh

>All these people with girlfriends

Just the fact you have a relationship at all means you're less introverted than me. The only girl I would want to date would have to have no interest in dating and be disliked in general by everyone around her all her life.

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>>25806429

>she was degraded and fucked senseless by a dominant man who made her pussy wetter than I ever could and she loved every second of it and probably went back to him after leaving me because I bought her sob story like the spineless simp I am

ftfy

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>>25797153
yeah,hear we go
>Meet a beta girl at school
>instant love for her
>we talk
>ask her out
>like the fucking idiot she was she says yes
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>we go on dates every wednesday
>one time
>she doesnt show up
>nopls.jpg
>i head to her apartment
>i have a spare key
>i put key in door
>twist key
>open door
>And.....
I'll cont.

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>>25806834
cont.
>And....
>i walk in
>dark
>i check her apartment
>hear moaning coming from bedroom
>shit.png
>i head toward bedroom
>walk in
>she's getting gangbanged by 5 dudes
>she's wear a pikachu costume,has shit all over her and is wearing a diaper because she has weird fetishes
>i grab a bat and beat the shit out of 2 dudes,the others ran
>"blease furgib me anun!!XDXDXD"
>NOMERCfY.jpg
>i get her gun she uses for protection
>about to off myself
>realize
>i can do better then her
>just have to try
>leave her apartment
it doesnt end there
pt.2/3

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>>25806975
Okay,final part,very satisfying for me
>she presses charges against me for abuse
>did not have enough proof against me
>i win $50,000
>yeboi.mp3
>she gets aids from the guys
>she also got prego
>texted me yesterday
>"hay anon,wanna grab a drink?"
>"no,because you're a disgusting person
>her friend texts me today
>she commited suicide
i feel bad for her offing herself,but getting $50,000 was so satisfying

>>25797153

Standards are too high. Luckily I'm good looking and have a big penis, can keep a relationship going for 1-2 months without her realizing how fucked up I am.

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>>25807148
>>25806975
>>25806834
That was pretty good. I laughed.
$50,000 is good money man.
Would you have ran with her fetishes if she had told you and it hadn't been a fucking gangbang?

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>>25797153
>you will never lightly bully a socially awkward, shy, autistic girl
>you will never playfully throw her body into a backalley dumpster

Why must it hurt so

>>25807148
That was very clearly a fake story.

>>25800466
I think they have them
I just don't think they're ready for what happens when gf meets chad for the first time
then she'll be begging for forgiveness
"I--I wanted to have an experience.. he... he tricked me! i love you, i DO!"

>>25807765
This is me too bro it's kind of a weird feel and I usually pretend to be a virgin when I post here

>>25797153

beta girls are more open about calling others on bullshit than beta males. Beta girls can be real bitches once they get their confidence. All that guilt tripping they put you through for not being a better person and you can't say anything back because she's right.

>>25802156
How did you meet her then?

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>this thread

I didn't ask for the feels

>tfw you will never have a shut in neet weeb gf to play games, watch animu, cook and cuddle with because you are not neetchad

End me lads, you guys are so lucky

>>25801398
going by the filenames this girl is literally taking nude after nude, constantly.

>>25797153
I was diagnosed with autism when I was 5 years old, back in 1987, back before everyone was getting diagnosed with this weird not quite autism stuff.

Everyone in school thought I was weird, I said weird things, I knew the answers to everything, I didn't do any homework or papers but outscored everyone on tests.

One girl became obsessed with me and stalked me all of sophomore year. (I found out about this later)

She had her friends drop hints but of course I was oblivious. I started running into her everywhere, her friends kept finding ways of putting the two of us together and would constantly dish out tons of innuendo.

One day they manipulated me into basically asking her out. She didn't really have any reaction.

Then a little later she kept me after school when she caught me walking home, told me to sit with her on some benches, she sat behind me and gave me a shoulder massage.

Some girls came up to us and said "hey are you guys boyfriend and girlfriend? we see you together all the time."

I said nothing, she said "yeah he asked me out last week"

They responded "omg you guys are so cute together, ok bye" (I've come to learn this was a setup also).

Long story short, she took over my life. We're married now, and I really don't know how any of this happened, but I really love her.

Not going to say what class I met the girl but
>cute slightly chubby girl, nice face as well, 21 years old
>solid 7/10, if she became fit, would be a 7.5 maybe 8
>has no friends
>never has done anything sexual before
>I was the first guy guy she got naked for ever, I was the first she ever gave a blow job too
She's cool, but I don't think I love her. Kinda sucks because she's my first kiss/first oral as well.
Didn't fuck though.

>>25809498
>They responded "omg you guys are so cute together, ok bye" (I've come to learn this was a setup also).
>Long story short, she took over my life. We're married now, and I really don't know how any of this happened, but I really love her.
That's sweet as fuck dawg.
But why are you on /r9k/?

>>25809526
We just got back from watching a silent film and she fell asleep and I am not tired yet.

Girls that seem the cutest and purest are the most evil ones. It's literally an act to draw in beta fags that they can abuse.

>>25809552
That's not what he meant.

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>Find shy, red head, QT3.14
>Crushin on her for a long time
>finally get together
>She's shy and a bit odd but I love it
>We get married
>She practically loses all the shy, cute, awkwardness
>Becomes a huge bitch that complains and whines about anything
>Literally any time she talks, it's to complain about something
>Dont' share interests
>Dont share hobbies at all

Kill me, I trapped myself and didnt even see it coming. All she talks about now is how she is excited to have kids with me and I don't want any of that shit. Im terrified just thinking of living a boring adult "dad" life. Fucking end me. She's way too loyal and won't even come close to cheating on me either, so I can't bank on that,

I once dated an autistic robot. She posts here more than I do. She was great, but just about any kind of emotional problem was the biggest deal ever. There was the case of me not being able to keep up with her in games we both liked. The real problem is once you gain trust you're in for life. Once you break it, you're out for life because they never forget or forgive that shit.

>>25809597
>>Becomes a huge bitch that complains and whines about anything
>>Literally any time she talks, it's to complain about something
Probably because she is comfortable with you.
Is she shy with others?

>>25809630
What's her Skype or something? I wanna talk to her.

>>25809526
>>25809552

After we got married, my wife told me that nearly all of the interactions we had in high school her friends were basically gently coaching me.

On one hand, it's sorta weird to learn that I could be manipulated into basically living a life that someone else wanted. On the other hand it is also very flattering that my wife would take such an interest in me to go to such lengths.

She's completely enamored with me, she laughs at all of my jokes, she takes care of me, made me go to college, she pushes me in my career.

I'm not posting a pic, but she says that I am "absolutely gorgeous" and that I have a really positive personality (my mom taught me manners and I follow them religiously) and that being around me is like a drug.

She also told me that a lot of girls in high school had crushes on me but rumors were going around that I might be gay since I didn't ask anyone out even though I flirted all the time (I wasn't flirting, just making dry humor jokes and being polite).

I was just shy and didn't know how to approach girls.

I did like my wife before we got together, but I thought all of us running into each other was a coincidence. She never really showed obvious interest in me before we got together, turns out she thought I was probably easily spooked and tried to get at me very gently.

>>25809631
Nope, she's a huge bitch with pretty much anyone as long as it isn't a complete stranger. She's only nice when she knows I'm near my breaking point, and doesn't want me to leave her.

I get physically and mentally abused almost daily. One time I said no to sex and she harassed me until I said yes because "guys arent allowed to say no". Pissed me off because she believes all guy stereotypes and whatnot but the female ones don't exist unless they make her life easier.

>>25809630
She'll probably give it to you if she's on. That said, I don't think she's into desperate aspie chasers

>>25809220
Aye mate, I feel you deeply. I'm out here tryin' to be husbando material but there's nothing but stacies. Why did I have to be cursed with such male dominated interests?

>>25809526
>>25809579

I'm sorry what did you mean? Please be as explicit as possible, "reading between the lines" is not something I am capable of doing.

>>25809705
I meant to tag >>25809656

>>25809705
>That said, I don't think she's into desperate aspie chasers
>Aspie chaser
That's a funny term. Yes. Anyway, why not?

>>25809693
This is so cute it hurts, anon. I'm really happy for you, but at the same time I hate your guts because I'm so jealous. I wonder if I'll ever have a similar story to tell, or even a qt wife at all.

>>25809630
Autistic married anon here.

Our memories are very strong and we have a very strong emotional tie to memories.

So for instance, I just thought about the time a girl that tried to beat up my little brother (she was 8 and he was 4), and I just got angry all over again as if it just happened (face/chest feels hot, quicker pulse, shortness in breath).

Keep in mind this happened over 2 decades ago.

>>25809767
I dunno what to say guy, I didn't actually do anything to make this happen except be polite and very attractive (which was something I wasn't aware of). My whole life women and girls who I didn't know would walk up to me to tell me how beautiful my eyes are (they're green). It can be quite disconcerting, especially since I don't really like making eye contact.

>>25809762
Because autistic or not she's got self respect.

>>25809777
Yeah, see I understand that. And I can't live with the wrongs I've done when she remembers what I've done more vividly than I ever could. She deserves someone worth remembering.

>>25809693
Thanks for sharing all that shit, man. Warms my fucking heart.

Godspeed to you, homie.

Now let's see if I can stumble blindly into an ideally romantic situation with a black weeb gf or some shit. I hold out a lot of hope for that, and the meantime ain't bad neither.

>>25809817
I mean if you're attractive, you're attractive. No use ignoring it. And I don't really hate you, your story warms my heart. I'm more frustrated that I haven't met anyone in a while that's really sparked something in my heart. To be honest, in a romance similar to yours I'd rather play the same role as your wife.

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>>25802156
The weeb in me is jealous, Japanese-American is my ideal girl desu

>>25809824
Think about this: She will always have that situation with everyone unless she gets another autistic, which I have to say, isn't very likely.

I really don't like autistic women, there is something off about them, like for instance male autistics are typically very neat and tidy but the females are typically slovenly and obnoxious (not all of them though).

Everyone she gets with will have a worse memory, will always have done something that has bugged her that she will have a hard time letting go (especially if he can't remember it).

Did you save her from anything? probably not

>>25809899
I saved a lot from her, memories and feelings, but that tends to happen after three years with anyone. Not to mention it's a rather fresh breakup (about four months). That said, so long as her other partners aren't as much of a shit as me, she might have things that bug her less.

>>25809717
I think he meant why you're on here at this point in your life and how you found 4chan and /r9k/. Most posters here aren't 30+ and married.

>>25809889
Would you reckon you're contented? Least, would you consider yourself so?

I think I may be similar to yourself; I'm so very eager to fall in love again. It's happened before, but never worked out very well. This has been simultaneously my fault, the fault of others, and simple circumstances.

But boy, I sure am ready to give it another crack. I've luckily grown up over the last bit of time into someone who is socially skilled and generally very amiable or affable. But if I'm talking to a girl that I find interesting/attractive/both, I'm not looking to pound that pussy solely or primarily. I'm looking to fall in love like a soppy cunt!

I'm quite lucky that I'm able to remain very content. My own company suits me very well- that isn't something I've had to learn. I consider myself fortunate to have learned to enjoy the company of others, as well.

So are you content, man?

also heartwarmingmind

The worst part of having a shy GF is they usually open up to you, and talk to you. Both are like us, just flat out bad with other people.

It was really weird hanging out with her and my friends, because she barely said a word. I tried to talk to her to get her to talk, and she spoke, but not much so to others.
So I gotta say, that's kinda annoying.

Although it still feels special being the only one in there lives.
Although a little sad as well.

>tfw best gf ever
>with the exception that before she dated me she had a lot of problems
>have to deal with knowing that at one point she was so bad that she had sex with her uncle

>>25810004
I found 4chan in 2005 (when I was 23), been posting ever since.

I used to like /r9k/ more when it was slow /b/ with overly elegant speech but this version is fine too.

Most times I post here trying to keep fellow robots positive.

The fact that this board is called robot 9000 and that people who post here call themselves robots really resonates with me.

All throughout my childhood people described me as a robot, often comparing me to Data from Star Trek.

>>25810104
>>have to deal with knowing that at one point she was so bad that she had sex with her uncle
Rape?

>>25810121
I know there was consent

>>25810017
Lol that's exactly what I thought when i saw your post above mine.

I'd say I'm overall content with my loneliness, at least when I compare it to being in a relationship with any ol' random girl. I've had gfs before, and things didn't work out for various reasons, but I'm pretty confident that if I wanted to date someone I could get a gf. However, I want to make sure the next girl I date is the right one. I'm pretty sexually reserved compared to my peers, so for me the desire comes mostly from wanting that sense of companionship. I want that person I can hold and talk with until late into the night. That partner who knows my darkest insecurities and is still ok with me. Someone to encourage me when I need it the most. And someone who I can do all those same things for. I know that I'm a good enough person to be worth a girl's time, so I'm content with improving myself further and waiting for that tug of romance again. It's only late at night and in threads like these where the feels really break through.

>>25810121
A little backstory a family member of hers told me and when I brought it up to her she started crying and talked to me about it saying she didn't want me to ever know that about her past unless I heard it from her

>>25797663
You both sound fucking boring. I don't understand why you're getting asked so many questions.

>>25810150
I think she might have some unsolvable problems anon. It might be better to try again with a different girl

>>25810104
>>25810150
>>25810189
why tho

like

why

>>25806498
pic hit close to home lmao

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I was introduce to this one girl back in high school, qt ginger who was two years younger than me. Things were alright when we first met, but then I slowly started learning things about her. She would constantly deprecate herself, had a history of self-harm, and some sketchy previous relationships. Nothing really happened between us and I stopped talking to her. Later on she got a boyfriend whom she falsely accused of rape, and then started dating a nigger.

>>25810104
Mexican or black?

>>25810339
I am white she is neither of those but she is not white

>>25810366
Indian or arab

>>25810158
Whew, lad.

Yeah, I reckon we are very similar, then. I've not got much to say (for once) because you laid it out very well. Nearly mirroring my feelings entirely!

Well, godspeed, friend. I'm glad we could share a bit of text this evening. I really do like this board quite a lot. There's a certain sizable number of people here that feel very similarly to me, even though I don't perfectly fit the "robot" definition.

Good luck, buddy. We'll turn out alright, I imagine.

>>25810391
I guess the racists of this board will never guess

>>25810408
I suppose we will. Best of luck in your endeavors, Anon.

>>25810423
asian or eskimo

>>25810477
are you normally this bad at this game

>>25810423
probably a k*rd or a t*rk

t. incest expert

>>25810507
Also wrong

>>25810519
Either jewish or native american

>>25797153
what's wrong with this girls face?

I mean she's not ugly or anything, but something is off-putting and I can't grasp why.

>>25810544
No, do you want me to tell you or do you want to keep trying

>>25810576
oh god its an abbo isn't it

this is aussie shitposting hours

>>25810587
No, but you are getting closer

>>25810608
samoan, filipino or some other islandnigger

>>25810608
I'm guessing she's a nigger asian. SEAscum.

>>25797153
Do non obese, non "nerdy" pretty beta women like pic related actually exist?

>>25810608
Indonesian or otherwise Polynesian?

We're running out of dubious ethnicities here!

>>25809693
I can just imagine this scene in reverse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixyCT47LGzY

>>25810650
yes but they're often deep into academics.

also at least half of them are Jewish, Asian or Indian, you find them in grad school

>>25810651
Polynesian specifically Hawaiian

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>early 2014
>kissless, handholdless virgin
>neet for 2.5+ years
>begin stalking girl online
>hey she's pretty cute
>check up on her fb/myanimelist/tumblr every month or so
>3 months pass, decide to do something about it
>create a club on myanimelist for my small-ish town/area
>invite her to the club and wait a little while
>she joins!
>we send one or two messages to each other but they stop very quickly
>after 5 more months in august that year, she replies back - she thought she replied to my last message but forgot to hit send
>we add each other on skype very quickly and hit it off, talking for 10-12 hours a day
>turns out she's almost exactly like me - neet, knows decent anime, only has one friend and a shut-in who doesn't leave her house for months
>after 2 weeks of taking we meet up and grab some sushi
>everything goes amazingly great (not much talking, no eye contact except when she'd look up at me and giggle/have this very nervous cute smile)
>she comes to my house a few days later and we watch the shining and some shitty cave movie
>a few days after that i go to hers and we watch some of her favorite anime movies, and then i shakily ask her if she'd like to start dating
>she says yes and i'm on top of the fucking world
>we do everything and anything together, puzzles, movies, having our first hand holding experience together, cuddling for the first time, having our first ever kiss with anyone together (she was also a kv), you name it
>eventually we start spending every day of our NEET lives with each other, never leaving our sight, sleeping over at the other's house for 3-4 days
>fast forward 1 1/2 years later to today and we're still together, celebrated her birthday for the second time together in our relationship a few days ago
>feels good having her right beside me right now, knowing that i have someone who accepts me/will do anything for me/tolerates when I dontshower

i don't deserve a qt like this, but for some reason she worships me

>>25810919
What would a completely objective male rate her out of 10?

>>25810752
That's actually more common with them than you'd expect.

>>25810919
Is she fat?

Also did you every tell her about the stalking?

>>25810943

i'd say 7.5/10, a few people i know have (very clearly) said they thought she's cute alongside some old 4chan/r9k group chats i've been in

>>25811288

i'm able to pick her up as a 120 pound skele who doesn't lift (she isnt anorexic or anything though and i dont know her weight)

and yes, told her a few months ago and she said it was cute

>>25811473
>group chats
>girlfriend
Fuck off normie.

>>25810919
thank you for giving me hope
can you describe your first time having sex or is that too personnel? Specifically the events leading up to it. How the subject was broached, you or her. Did you plan the date ahead of time or just suddenly tear each others clothes off. Any post sex awkwardness. How did the sex evolve afterwards?

>>25810919
not anon but i'll share
>have relatioship with girl met at camping, im 20, she's 17, both virgin
>long distance everything is ok but hard, she cheats on me fucks chad, break up
>2 year later she comes back to me, im still virgin and stupid, she's legal now, she has her own place now so we can fuck when i go to visit her, about 5 months in she does it again
> im devastated and have my exams in 2 weeks, my parents come back from winter holidays say they are gonna divorce, depression.jpg
>fail exams, leave uni, demoralised
>2 months later meet qt at birthday of one of my very few friend that i had from school
>she made a cake, really like her, seems like she likes me too, talk on normiebook a bit, forget about her, 4 months later, contact her again we talk more meet up to cook together because we love it
>about after 1 month of hanging around together we go to the movies and i ask her out on the side of the road
>silent for literally 2 minutes, myspagettybarelyholding.gif
>she says yes, 4months later i take her virginity (she had a few boyfriends before me but never done the deed with them)
>she's really cute, loves to read and watch series, has few friends, still more than me, really close to her family that she hates and loves me with all her heart
>its been 1 year and 4months we're together now
>all is good

>>25812766
>really close
>to family she hates
wat

>>25812793
she hates her mother in law, her real mother died when she was little, her family makes her do countless chores, for example she has to cook for midday and evening, about 3--4 hours a day, and she doesnt even realise that she is being exploited basically, she has to do all the cooking and the cleaning since she has a part time job, saturdays are spent gardening for at least 5 hours and church on sunday morning, she is so conditionned to not express her discontent that she doesnt say anything and just waits to be able to get out of there, she loves her father and hers brothers and sister but they are unsufferable and dont show any recognition for what she does, she has to pay for her health insurance too
really close => she spends a lot of time with and for them
hates => because she does so much for them and still get shouted at, shes 24 and cant even dare to ask to sleep at my house

>>25797153
There was a beta girl I crushed on for ages. I tried to make a move on her at a party but she swerved me. Feels bad man

>>25812886
rescue her anon

>>25812912
I allready am doing all i can and all she lets me, she doesnt want my money, she spends all the time she can with me and as soon as she finish her studies we will get an appartment together, we're going to brazil for 2 months next summer too

>>25813073

Wish you luck with that, but if you don't treat her like the rest of her family she'll probably cuck you for some dude that does. Girls that are used to being walked on usually resent people that treat them well, especially when they don't live at home for a while. Don't be too overeager to make her happy or her vagina will clamp shut like a snapping turtle.