I made this for you, r9k. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S5IQZU359U

Your voice is nice.

>>25796943
no it's not it's croaky, too much in the throat

>>25796943
Thanks.

I like reading the threads aloud. It makes them seem so much funnier.

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>>25796894
Not too bad to be true relative

can you read this thread and make a new thread posting this thread being read after this expires and can you not screw up reading this post because the start is a bit of a tongue twister?

>>25797081
Sure, but I doubt if this thread will get much traction unless other anons want to read stuff or want me to read more stuff.

>>25796894
Make more. I like having a voice in the back of my head while I browse and do other things.

>>25797216
Sure, but I doubt if this thread will get much traction unless other anons want to read stuff or want me to read more stuf

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listening to this while browsing a front page of my own, or even browsing any part of the internet, seems like it just might be enough to keep my mind off of the crippling loneliness, and the smell of dead air. it keeps my mind busy. i like that. i like you anon. well done. thank you

>>25797216
thanks family. hope this shit keeps bumped.

Thanks, for making me not feel alone for 8 minutes. Had some laughs while watching.

>>25797007
Well now I make my own version.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11v7rPOX7xS
I hope you like.

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Op here.

Did a few more.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kqf70rAMk0

>>25797539
The dick girls one is gold

>>25797496
Lost it at "ass blasted"

Top quality post

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Hearing the threads read out loud makes is fucking funny as hell. Thanks

>>25797648
what the fuck did I write

>>25797496
On par with OP. Nice job Vlad.

>>25796894
this reminds me of a guy on /adv/ who would post vocaroos of him reading every OP in the most retarded voice possible

somehow people managed to get extremely angry at him every time

>>25796894

Man I don't laugh when I browse through here but when I hear you read them out loud and laugh I burst out laughing as well. I appreciate it, thanks for the effort. Your voice is cool

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>>25796894
>The intellectual thread.

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>>25797496
>kackold
>ass blasted

>>25796894
>Light candle
>Make a cup of tea
>Listen to this
Very comfy feels.

>>25797844
d-don't make fun of me

Vlad and OP, please do more. If you run out of content, you could read from other board

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>>25797975
This... Vlad please read /jp/!

>>25797496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfpDOKk9evs

>>25796894

lol anon, sounds funny read out

>>25797996
Okay I will read /jp/
Give me moment

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>>25796894
>"I am the one punch man of intelligence"
the way, this is the nice.
I like this thread.

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Went to /fit/ and recorded some shit.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UCzm7Y55Cd

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>>25798559
I'm appreciating these OP, ty

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0We2MhyDAkN
Vlad here. /jp/ edition is done

>>25798770
Thanks for listening, man. I'm actually having fun recording this. Makes me realize just how absurd this place really is.

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>>25798825
Vlad is the fucking best.

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>>25798825
>flan is flabby

Your laugh brings a smile to my face

>>25800215
Uh...y-you too?

I tried to avoid laughing but I broke into giggle fits at a lot of the posts.

>>25796894
I forgot how funny this place is sometimes.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ELPWd02KOI

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Here's the original one I did from last night. Was initially for a vocaroo thread.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rFPPiihxxC

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>>25796894
I love it when you laugh at something. You're right about things on this board sounding funnier when read aloud.

Make this into a daily or weekly thing if you can. Listening to you narrate the threads is godamn relaxing.

>>25800737
seconding this

preferably weekly. don't want to get burned out on them too quick

>>25796894
nice, went you on last night?

>>25796894
are you high ?

stop keking for everything

>>25800821
Yup, I reposted that here. >>25800678

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>>25796894
based OP, bringing oc back to /r9k/

>>25800737
>>25800762
Sure, but it would have to be a weekend thing. I'm pretty busy with work during the week.

>>25800866
Not high, I just laugh at every fucking thing like a retard.

>>25797496
>>25798825
thank you based vlad

I am in a recording studio with the members of black eyed peas

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jvx61z7r4n

>>25801241
what the hell was the point of this?

>>25797378
For you mr. anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k1aNmTF6TK

>>25796894
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vbgdd8NY7y op was this you?

>>25802322
>>25796894
ples respond ;_;

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>>25797496
Nicely done Anon

>>25802725
No, sorry. That isn't me.

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>>25797496
fucking crying with laughter here

Solid thread op. We need more oc like this. Vlad guy is awesome too.