How screwed am I?

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taking into account that you're on /r9k/, I'd say you're not getting screwed at all

Screwed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrsmQpMX5bg
even being a manlet is better than having a small dick

>>25794272
whats your size, anon?

Totally FUCKED

>>25794347
5.5 inches :/ sadly

>>25794330
mines better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR3JH9dzvjk

>>25794407
In cm pls?

>>25794453
14cm loll

If you weren't hairless, wearing basketball shorts, and in a strange bathroom, I'd think you were my boyfriend.
His dick is exactly like that, including the drastic change in coloration about and inch and a half below the head.
It's enough for functional and pleasurable PiV sex.
The more you think about having a small dick or freak out about sex, the worse you're going to get at sex though.

>>25794486
Same here, our size is ok, anon, relax =)

>>25794272
is it completely erect?

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>>25794488
You're not a real girl

>>25794407
>>25794486
lol that little dicklet looks 11-13 cm

>tfw 5.9 inches and curved downwards

>>25794272
Considering I'm a fucking faggot that doesn't like big dicks (I like average), your dick looks just fine.

>>25794488
Enough for functional and pleasurable PiV sex is not adequate dumb whore.

Enough for functional and pleasurable PiV means he has to lick pussy and use fingers, means no matter how much he can't make you bitches cum without clit stimulation, he can't make you bitches squirt, he can't give you mindblowing orgasms which will enthrall your mind to be his only and to never look for another male provider in your life.

Fuck off with your need of altruism hoe

>tfw my dick looks like a boomerang and I'm not even Australian

>>25794272
that dick looks pretty mexican is it lazy?

>>25794649
No haha I'm Indian

>>25794600
Well, if he doesn't want to lick pussy I guess he should look for a woman of fundamentalist religious leaning.
The taboo of oral sex has lifted, and it's expected of both men and women in secular western society.

If the only acceptable standard is a magical hypnotic dong, he certainly doesn't have that.
But now, he's gonna start freaking out and prematurely ejaculating because he'll be pissing himself about not having a godlike niggerdick.
So good job giving OP P.E.

>>25794678
>Indian
well, fuck man.
Everyone expects a microdick, so an average penis will be a pleasant surprise for them.

>>25794486
Relax anon, it's pretty average, at least here in asia, dunno about the west tho.

>>25794678
DESlGNATED
SHlTTlNG

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>>25794407
>bigger than mine by .5"
>I'm white

>>25794272
could be way worse

>>25794272
>5.5 inches
>same color and girth

Well guess we're both fucked Op