>Wake up one day in a parallel universe >You find out that

>>25793209
Jack off to my mom.
This is a shitty parallel universe

if anyone's concern in this situation is getting off and not finding out how the fuck you got there than you're a faggot.

>>25793209
probably mourn over the fact i'll never see my real mom again.

GO BALLS DEEP INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>25793799
>goes balls deep inside
>"mom" is like "Eww creep get off me RAAAAAPE!"
>prison
>Receive images of her fucking your new Chad brother

>>25793209
Hope to somehow score with her

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43KB, 350x526px

Laugh my ass off. Pic related.

>>25793520
This. You can only jack off once you realize you're stuck there

I never really thought about it but she actually kinda does resemble my oneitis

funnily enough both of them are also cheating whores

>>25793209

>Fuck this, Im not a buddhist

/thread

>>25793209
My mom now resembles a young, muscular man? ._.

>>25795026
roastie get out ree etc.