>only Chad gets laid on Tinder Almost no one gets laid on

>>25792356
>Almost no one gets laid on Tinder.
[citation needed]

>>25792356

I think you should change that statement to "only Chads get matches on Tinder".

>you cant win if you dont play

This is the same way they sell the lotto.

>>25792396
>"240 of the 300 girls actually had sex through tinder! Only less than 50 of the 300 men, which is remarkable."

http://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/a22977-girls-on-tinder-do-smash-a-lot

you have just been redpilled BITCH

>>25792414

Pretty much. I get a couple matches a day but the girls arent the least bit interested in actually dating.

>>25792444

> I get a couple matches a day

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25792417

let the cucks keep playing a rigged game. the only real solution for no gf is to get out of the us

my current gf is through tinder and i find it's remarkably easy to get dates from someone you've matched with.

>>25792424
>80% of the girls
>almost no one

Pick one.

>>25792468

survivorship bias. since you got lucky its easy and should be easy for others

>>25792476
when he says no one he means males you dickhead.. of course women have sex on tinder, women have sex everywhere.. only 20% of men get laid from tinder according to the article and they are fucking 80% of the women.. this coincides with op's "only chad gets laid on tinder"

>>25792487

i clearly made reference to the fact that my success was repeatable.

>>25792476
We werent talking about women you dumb fuck

looks is literally all that matters. 85% of the grills on tinder are sharing the 15% top men. the rest of the guys are just jerking off to the pics sluts post on their instagrams

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>>25792356
I get laid on tinder... with boys.

With girls i only get some matches, but never fucked one.
But with guys, it's really easy.

>>25792515

have you repeated it?

my experience with tinder
>got a match
>set up date
>bitch was visually bored and disappointed the second she saw me
>spent entire time ignoring me and on her phone acting like a bitch whenever I tried talking to her
>went to a hibachi grill place because it seemed not too fancy but a decent place to get to know one another.
>even our cook flipping broccoli and shrimp was giving her dirty looks for how stuck up she was acting
>he flipped shrimp straight into her hair
>everyone laughed, she was pissed and stormed off to the bathroom
>cook gave me a high five, shot of sake, and I paid my half of the bill then left.

Yeah, fuck tinder. I like that restaurant though, people there are legit.

>>25792546

as in i've gotten multiple dates, yes.

>>25792534

obviously if you debauch yourself completely its easy to get laid. get the fuck off our board

>>25792554

take tinder whores somewhere cheap like coffee or pizza to feel them out before investing any money

>>25792506
>trying this hard to salvage a statement that OP couldn't support

Even 1/6 of the men doesn't count as "almost no one".

That'd be like saying "Almost no one has HSV-2 in the US", simply because 5/6 of people don't have it.

>>25792554
Was it a Benihana or arirang? We go there for my birthday sometimes. They're both awesom places to eat.

>>25792534

>FAG HERE LOOK AT ME ITS EASY FOR FAGS

you are worse than the roasties

>>25792577
Actually i only fuck with 6/10+ boys.
Stay mad because you cannot be bi master race and cannot get free from the jew pussy.

>>25792608
>only Chad gets laid on Tinder

reread the OP as many times as you have to and quit trying to save face

what OP said was correct

top 20% of men = chad

only Chad gets laid on Tinder = only Chad gets laid on Tinder

>>25792615
it was like those places but not a chain. Privately owned and had a couples cooks with like 15+ years experience so they could flip vegtables around like ninjas and damn near juggle them with their spatulas. Kinda surprised at how cheap the place was too. $17 for a plate isn't bad for those kind of places.

>>25792356
I know a guy who spends a lot of time on tinder and bangs random tinder sluts.

As cool as it may sound I think he may have a legitimate problem. He stole money from his parents to buy a plane ticket to Nebraska so he could meet tinder girls there. He's kind of a chad but he's also really creepy.

>>25792554
>cook gave me a high five, shot of sake, and I paid my half of the bill then left.
please please be true

ultimate bro

>>25792702
>He stole money from his parents to buy a plane ticket to Nebraska so he could meet tinder girls ther
Holy shit what a loser

>>25792468
And now you know your gf has a boytoy shopping app on her phone. You'll be replaced the second she can hook a higher tier chad than you. She's probably already cheating on you.

That is the curse of online dating, it's convenient for people who don't get out much, but you know that any 5/10 or higher woman you find there has the veritable pick of the thirsty ass litter of thousands of men who would bend over backwards for a sniff of her crotch. The second you get boring, she's moving on.

>>25792424
>remarkable

Oh, I think not. Original hate from the door to the gate.

its a hook up app actually but women use it to look for relationships

>>25792720

>And now you know your gf has a boytoy shopping app on her phone.

she deleted it before we even went on a first date, she got my number through a mutual friend.

>>25792554
>actually dating tinder whores
>not just meeting up for sex

>>25792646
>OP says "Almost no one gets laid on Tinder."
>OP shows that 1/6 of men and 4/5 of women get laid on Tinder
>"what OP said was correct"

I'm 21, I'm a literal skeleton (6'0'' 115 lbs) and have a 5/10 face on a good day. I've been on tinder for about 6 months now, currently have 49 matches, and have been laid by 5 different girls using the app. None of these girls were hideous, they were all pretty average (4-5/10) AKA MY OWN FUCKING LEAGUE.

That's what it comes down to, being aware of what league you're in and going after the girls in it. If you're a 2/10 or just basically disgusting, stop going for average and above girls and lower your standards if you really wanna get laid that badly. 99% of girls are fully aware of what their league is, and they're not going to fuck some 2/10 when they have 6's and 7's lined up to bang her.

>>25792775
he was talking about men you dingus

almost no one gets laid on tinder = 80% of men don't get laid on tinder

only chad gets laid on tinder = only top 20% of men get laid on tinder

are you retarded or just pretending?

>>25792720

Its especially scary when you consider that 30% of relationships are now generated using online platforms.

>>25792785
thank you hungry skellington

I'm skinny and I weight 40 pounds more than you at the same height

>>25792604
This. A coffee is ideal, it's cheap and if the date doesn't go well you can end it quickly.

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>>25792356

>mfw ive been saying this for years

>mfw no one believed me

>>25792794
It's actually 17% of the men share 80% of the women.

>>25792794
He's a 12 year old faggot that thinks trolling is cool. Don't reply to that loser. Either that or is a roastie trying hard not to be toastie.

>>25792444
heeheheh same tbqh familia :^)))

>>25792424
Pareto principle is real.

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>>25792424
i don't understand how this is surprising

>every female can get a guy
>not every male can get a girl

>>25792894
>i don't understand how this is surprising
Its not surprising to us, we've bee n saying it for years.

It's the many normies ITT who need proof

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>>25792884
This is the same as saying things are usually distributed as a power law, which happens all the fucking time in physics

Try agar.io to grasp the concept, a few enormous players and hundreds of tiny ones at any given point

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>its uncomfortable to talk to strangers
>no girls in my social circle
>tinder doesn't work

I give up.

>>25792894
it's not surprising it's just bullshit

if every woman no matter how shitty her genes are can get laid while only the most genetically exceptional man can then how is that benefiting humanity in anyway?

>>25792554
props to chef bro

>>25792930
same here, focus on other things instead of ruminating over what you can't control

>>25792424
>survey volunteers are people from 18 to 35
>thinking these are quality statistics

No survey should have an age gap larger than 5 years.

Let's see the statistics for 18-23 and 23-28, the only age groups that matter on this board.

>>25792971

I doubt it would make much of a difference. Tinder is mostly used by younger people anyway.

>>25792794
>implying 1/6 of men = "almost no one"

Try to twist it around however you want, but 16% of a population is far too statistically significant to be "almost no one".

>That'd be like saying "Almost no one has HSV-2 in the US", simply because 5/6 of people don't have it.

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>>25792964
this

>utterly accepted that the only way im going to get a gf is if she literally falls into my lap and asks me out
>started reading more about politics
>thinking about starting a business one day

>>25792775
Fuck off with your damage control, faggot. Almost everyone except for you understood what the op meant.

>>25792960
The better male genes get passed on, duh

What are the statistics about usage of tinder? How many girls/how many guys use it, how often, how long? Without these kind of informations the stats self are almost useless.

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>>25793111
but that doesn't mean shit tho

woman with shitty genes + male with good genes = kid with shitty genes

pic related

>>25792960
it's not, it's dysgenic, plus they're all becoming single moms

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>>25792554

please let this be real

no one lies on the internet

>>25792629
Ur retarded and I hope you don't have kids so your illness is removed from the gene pool

>>25792716
Well he certainly ain't a loser on tinder. Reminds me of Charlie sheens character Charlie

>>25793136
That is probably why the male gets to fuck as many women as possible, to get a chance to pass his good genes.

>>25793136
No
Shitty gene woman + good gene male = less shitty gene offspring
Shitty gene woman + shitty gene male = equally shitty offspring
Stay mad beta cuck

>>25792785
how do i know what league i'm in if i've never received any validation or reward from women?
i don't know if they consider me good looking or ugly.
100% rejection rate, but i've also been rejected by ugly, fat girls, so i honestly have no clue.

>>25793216
>"Genetic recombination is the production of offspring with combinations of traits that differ from those found in either parent"

>>25792554
>and everyone cheered

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>>25792554

for some reason I pictured the chef looking like this guy

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>>25793136

this comic says more than real evidence ever could

I got laid on tinder, that's all the evidence I need

>>25793487
Post the pasta pasta

>be on tinder
>grill saying she plays [redacted] and is only looking for friends
>hey sounds fun not like i'm getting pussy anyway
>super like her
>we match
>talk to her and she's fucking shilling for the place she works
>offer to go for a hike or something else that involves physical activity
>ignored

why me

>>25792554
Yeah that never happened.

Fuck you and your fake shit.

>>25792894
Would it even honestly change if things went back to the way they were when women couldn't vote and stayed at home?

>>25793248
You're stupid. Genetic recombination may happen in both situations. What makes it worse in one than in the other?

>>25793136
Chad's face in the third panel always makes me laugh.

>>25792554
Might as well share mine.
>Match with girl.
>I'm talking about getting coffee and shit
>She says, why don't we just have sex?
>Alright
>Meet each other
>Fatter than she looked, but face is cute.
>Get a room, she instantly starts sucking my dick.
>Get kind of a chub, flip her over and start eating her out
>Fuck once, and just lay there talking.
>She's actually pretty nice
>Goes to her car and comes back with weed
>We smoke, and fuck again.
>She asks me to hit her, degrade her and pull her hair
>okay.hpg
>Afterwards, have lunch and part ways. She was only in town for the weekend.

I paid for everything but the weed. She was pretty chill. Not hot, but I enjoyed being the more attractive partner, for once. Best blowjob I've ever had. She's in town right now, actually. Might see her again.

>>25794819
Nice going dude, comfy af

My roommate has had a lot of success with tinder. He's a Chad though.

It's funny how close society is to Brave New World at this point. Meaningless sex, drugs, mindless entertainment. It's awful.

Id imagine tinder works decently well for tall and handsome guys

>>25795233
Agreed, its depressing.

Cant be a beta male in this modern world

>>25795359
The key (as stated by someone in this very thread), is searching for these things within your own caste.

And what separates us from Brave New World is that, if you really want it, you can move up a caste or two. I'm not promising you Alpha + or World Controller, but goddamn it, you can't stay a fucking sloped headed Omega for the rest of your life.

tl;dr date within your league, stop being a faggot.

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>>25795595
>study and work hard xD then you can get hotter wymen
>date ugly girls who've still gotten 5 - 500 dicks

>>25795212
I know I could have gotten laid with other girls, but I'm too lazy/stingy to actually go through with it. Plus I don't have a car, so that narrows down my options.

Plus my texting game is near nonexistant.

>>25795655
Or just don't do anything and fail before you even try.

There are whores out there, and that's all you're going to get with that outlook.

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>>25795694
Why should we improve ourselves just so we can get shit. Its not like we are going to fuck virgin qts

I mean, in a conservative Muslijm country, this shit wont even be an issue, since women are expected to be pure, and honor killed if they are not.

>>25795680
Iktf bro, not having a car sucks
At least I live close to the campus, so it's a short walk home. I don't slay much puss, but my roommate is essentially Chad

>>25795779
Don't delude yourself
In a conservative Muslim country, Muhammchad gets to marry 4 qt virgins and you stay in the same situation you're in now

>>25792716

to be fair I've fantasised about staying for like 2 weeks in some small town in the middle of nowhere and seeing how many women I could fuck

>get plenty of matches
>usually entertain the 3-4/10 girls
>schedule dates
>never show up

I'm too jaded. I'm just a lonely, bored troll

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>>25792554
Kek

>First time meeting a girl for a date from tinder
>Usually would just persuade them to invite me over.
>Chick was obviously not interested in me, kept playing on her phone.
>Fuck this shit, ordered the most expensive steak on the menu
>Excuse me I need the bathroom
>Jump out the window and drive home
>block her number

>>25795779
>Why should we improve ourselves just so we can get shit.
You should improve yourself so you DON'T get shit, and know when to spot a whore. Which you won't if you keep being a bitchboy. You're going to fall for the first girl who lays eyes on you. You'll convince yourself she's different and you'll get fucked worse than those little anti-SJW comics you love.

>>25795828
>In a conservative Muslim country, Muhammchad gets to marry 4 qt virgins and you stay in the same situation you're in now
This. There's no escape.

>>25795867
Also like to add, if you just get fit literally all your female problems will be solved, but then you'll probably become gay because you realise how shit women really are.

N-n-no homo

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>>25795828
As an actual Muslim, I can safely say you dont know diddly squat about the Muslim world

the top 20% of women aren't even on tinder

>>25792356
>Almost no one gets laid on Tinder. Tinder is not a dating app. It is a social media timewasting app that serves to make money for the company that makes Tinder.

Fixed that up for you. The Tinder developers don't have any incentive to get you laid, they want to keep you in the app swiping so they can datamine you and show you more ads.

>>25795903
Enlighten me, dear shitskin bro

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>>25795889
>You should improve yourself so you DON'T get shit, and know when to spot a whore. Which you won't if you keep being a bitchboy. You're going to fall for the first girl who lays eyes on you. You'll convince yourself she's different and you'll get fucked worse than those little anti-SJW comics you love.
Dont see why we should improve ourselves if we can only get shitty 3/10 sluts who are in "our league".

>This. There's no escape.
You dont know shit about the Muslim world, sorry. Getting married to a virgin girl is a fact of life in conservative places in the Muslim world

>>25795794
>I don't slay much puss,
If you've been with more than three girls you've got me beat.

>>25795908
the top 20% of women only fuck Chad Dollarwang

strong cope boyo
i know tons of people who get laid off tinder
one girl is with a new guy every week

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>>25795938
All Muslim men are expected to get married. Its complete bullshit that chads all have 4 wives (when actual chads fuck around instead of beta providing for 4 different women at once), polygamy usually happens with non-virgin women, as most men dont want their primary wife to be a nonvirgin

>>25795952
>Improve yourself
>Only get a 3/10
Holy shit, what league are you in? Where do you think your starting point is? It seems to me you're too shallow and feel entitled to something you have no desire to actually earn.

But my original point is that it's completely possible for you to find someone right for you. If you don't expect someone that looks like Angie Varona with the values of Doris Day or some shit. Also work on actually having something in return.

But don't listen to me. Keep with that exact same attitude. You're the kind of guy they make comcis about. The kind of guy that we see get fucked here on Women Hate threads. But you don't have to be.

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Tinder is not a dating app it is a hook up app. I don't take girls on dates after I match them, I invite them over and after sex I kick them out.

>>25792775
>I don't get laid on tinder
>therefore no one gets laid on tinder

Angry robot virgin logic.

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>>25796080
>Holy shit, what league are you in?
I am a shitskin cripple with Cerebral Palsy

Also 27 kv

> If you don't expect someone that looks like Angie Varona with the values of Doris Day or some shit.
Little girls are both hot and have wholesome personalities. I like little girls

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>>25792356
>on tinder
>claims to be a robot

Normies have overstayed their nonexistent welcome

>>25796126
>I am a shitskin cripple with Cerebral Palsy
>Also 27 kv
Prove it.

Also, i'f you are honestly attracted to little girls, you're a lost cause.

>>25796144
Make us leave, faggot.

>>25796144
Where does it say /r9k/ is only for people that you think should be here?

>>25792554
>chef gave me a blow job afterwards
>the whole restaurant high-fived me
>I was carried out in full glory
>cue 80's montage

>make chad tinder account like other robots on here to see what it's like for attractive folk
>swipe right only on the best looking grills
>40 matches in less than a day of having made account
must be nice. a stacy account would have probably gotten 5x the matches

>>25796125
Basically.

>x happens to 16% of people
>x has never happened to me
>therefore 16% of people is the same as almost no one

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>>25796164
go back to normiebook you pile of shit
>>25796170
it doesn't, but to have a tinder you need a normiebook and that means, you guessed it, you're a fucking normie. Not saying you MUST leave, just saying this board isn't the right place for you, you'd suit better over at... I dunno, /soc/ or /b/ maybe? Those boards seem to be more at your level.

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>>25792615
>>25792714
>>25792962
>>25793487
>>25794819
>>25795867
It's almost unreal how these normies feed off each other believing fantasies. You guys are worse than roasties.

>>25792424

>These men do however show a lot of similarities: Muscular, well-endowed relaxed and (surprise!) a little beerbelly?

1 out of 4, could be worse.

>>25796309
Haven't you realized yet that you have overstayed your welcome? Go back to wizardchan.

>>25796144

honestly, as a semi-robot, if tinder doesn't help you get laid nothing will

do you expect a girl to fall out of the sky into your bedroom?

>>25792960
>most genetically exceptional

Unless you're really some sort of mutant, there are a lot of factors that go beyond genes when it comes to attractiveness. The real reason is that you're a fat NEET who lives in his mom's basement.

>>25796319
1 in 6...

>>25796352
>semi-robot
you mean a cyborg?

>do you expect a girl to fall out of the sky into your bedroom?
No, but tinder specifically targets normies, because it makes having a facebook be a prerequisite, and no self-respecting (or deprecating, whatever) robot would ever maintain a facebook, it's like the number one requirement of being a normie.

>>25796328
>yeah bro, good story
>I wish that could happen to me
Keep feeding off those fantasies, junior.

>>25796392
Nice try. I weight less than zayn malik and have a job. I also have no problem getting matches on tinder, doesn't mean shit.

>>25792356

There are two types of men who do well on Tinder:

>#1: Stereotypical ripped Chads

The usual weight-lifting, "ayo bro lets go to the club bro" Jersey Shore lookalikes.

Their game is typical "ay bby u wan sum fuk," but they get away with it because 9 out of 10 of their pictures are muscle shots.

>#2: trendy hipster millennial guys

Body is not as important. They usually have that "pretty boy" look, you know, lean face and skinny build, or they are "beards and tattoos" hipsters, but they fall into the same category regardless.

The second group are most of the tinder-posters you see on /r9k/, with their goofy, "le oh so quirky" quasi-flirtatious conversations. They rely more on ironic pop culture references and meme-humor than muscle pics.

If you don't fall into one of these categories, tinder is not for you.

>>25796252
>go back to normiebook you pile of shit
Gee, you really showed me.

>>25796309
Maybe people tend to believe other people with actual life experience, rather than wizards, whos knowledge is limited to the arcane.

>>25796328
You are the one overstaying your welcome, normie.

>>25796447
I want to be both.

>>25796454
Angry sperglord virgins never belonged on /r9k/, they are just invading cancer.

>>25792356
i have slept with more than 100 women on tinder. i am good looking but hate "normies" and their culture, i just fuck their hot girls.

you are just ugly/weird/autist my friend

>>25792702
Sounds more like a sex addict than a creeper.

>>25796496
This.

People who think this board belongs to the autists are just new.

>>25796451
>robots
>actual life experiences
Pick one
>implying
>you're a wizard 'are

What's the best thing to put on your bio?

Honest description? Quote? Joke? Nothing?

>>25796647
I don't know, pictures of you with an animal?

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>match girl on tinder at 4am
>send message
>get this response
It sure is awesome being attractive

>>25796599
I don't know what point you're trying to make.

>>25796647

Probably something like this:

"jus tryin to see whats out there lol my names anon im 6'2" i like to lift weights smoke weed and go to the club wit my boys nd thats pretty much it lol"

>>25792785
> a literal skeleton

I weight as much as you do and I'm six inches taller. Shut the fuck up. You're skinny not a skeleton.

>>25796852
Are you fucking serious? You are 6'6" and weigh 115lbs?

>>25796852
How are you alive. That's auschwitz mode

>>25796647

leave it blank

>>25796852
Holy shit, can it be? THE ULTIMATE LANKLORD HUNGRY SKELLINGTON?

Please, Lanklord, grant me good gains for 2016.

>>25796852
Thanks mr skeltal

skoobidy beebop

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Why can't I fucking understand that this application is for Chads to get easy pussy and the remaining 80% eat shit?

Why do I keep reinstalling this crappy app, robots? I don't understand. Am I really that narcissistic that I consider myself at least a 5/10 even though I'm malnourished, pale, weak, gigantic eyebags, skinny wrists/arms, manlet, dicklet with a pot belly?

>>25793248
lol you fucking idiot, heredity is still real

>>25797700
It's all about creating an enticing profile. Have a good picture and an interesting bio. Lots of guys just have totally shit profiles. Make a good one and you are already close to making it to the 20%.

Matched a cute socially awkward weeaboo then she suddenly stopped talking to me when we were meant to meet.
:(

>>25792444
Actually gets matches + trips

How does it feel to be king?

>>25797700
Try being black.

I don't get matched unless it's a black girl (normally obese) here in louisiana.

black girls dont know about tinder yet.
That being said, I fucked at least four girls last year on it.

>>25797846
That sucks, man. But don't let that get you down, just keep trying. And remember, set up a date as soon as possible. The longer you just chat, the higher the chances are of her losing interest.

whats a good source for chad pictures?

Want to pick something fool prove

>>25792356
>Tinder is not a dating app. It is a method for converting male desperation into convenient little shots of validation for women.

>tfw you have seen dozens of Tinger profiles where the girl actually admits she is just there for an 'ego boost' and just has several pics of her with the same group of friends taken at the same bar. WTFTS? I don't understand why a lot of these girls would even need an ego boost, and even if they were ugly/undesirable what would they even do with that additional ego?

>tfw you increases age parameters thinking women will mature past a certain age, the SAME shit pops up in the 35+ ranges too

>>25796505
I can't even pretend to like normie culture, i've had a few opportunities to do what you do but I just can't handle it

No bro hate to break it down to you, but you're just ugly

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Got tinder plus for a month and got loads of matches.
I know I played right into their hands by paying but it was good.
Too anxious to talk to any of them though haha.

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Post your tinder profile

>>25798282

can't see shit capitan

>>25797700
You might be insane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qo2c1Vnh1s

>>25796647
"I swipe left on niggers"

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>>25792534
>tfw I'm too afraid of diseases and stuff to hook up with a guy on a meat market app.

>>25793111
the gold

>>25797890
This thread made me get on tinder again and she literally just messaged me back after two weeks so hopefully it's all good

>>25796647
Honestly, I saw so many women with "swipe left if you're under 6 feet" that I put "swipe left if you're over 100 pounds" in mine, and put a picture of Chad there. Got a pretty fair amount of salt.

>>25798922
I did the same but with my profile pic being my face. Got the same amout of salt, maybe even more

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>>25792356
Remember:
Never unmatch, that is the girl's job. If she stops responding harass her incessantly until she does.

>>25798922
I've heard you robots talk about this kind of shit, but it's really true? The girls I meet in general don't seem like that, but I'm not one to pursue them like a dog on steak.

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>>25799016
Women can't stand being treated the way they treat men.

Is it strange they feel entitled to behave this way?

>>25799088
>but I'm not one to pursue them like a dog on steak.
>if I don't pursue them, they don't exist
I'll take some screenshots and post them

>>25798336

well I'm in this shithole board, almost 30 years old, living with parents, no car and no skills to take care of myself and nothing to look up to so yes, I might be a little insane

>>25799088

I thought it was a meme until a girl I was chatting with asked me how tall I was
Then when we met she confirmed she only liked guys 6'+, immediately thought of this place lel
We hooked up the same night, I guess she may have just had a specific type she was into

>>25799185
I've just avoided tinder, I prefer to meet and talk to women the old fashioned way I guess. Good 'ol real life and texting.
I guess they've always seen me irl in the first place so they knew if they'd be interested or not.

>>25796722
I find this "daddy" shit disgusting. It's just as gross as a guy having a mommy fetish but people excuse it because its women.

>>25799185
My ex told me she refused to talk to guys that were less than 6' tall in high school but outgrew this when she realized it was just something she was told to like and not something she really preferred.

>>25792794
> he was talking about men you dingus
No he wasn't fucking imbecile. He implied that the women don't actually go out and meet the guys, Chad or not. That they only use it for validation and not actual sex.

>>25799113
A few fatties matched me and asked why was I being such an asshole... And my answer was "Don't you know how to fucking read?". I stop texting after that, mostly because I don't want to get hypertension from salt.

>>25799237
If you do that you're limited to bars, which are horrible places to meet women since women don't really go to bars to meet men, they go to bars to get drunk with their friends and then you pop up

>>25799113
who knew salt could actually make people bitter

>>25799237

there has literally never been a simpler way to hook up with someone. it's a gamechanger

or at least until about a year ago, it's slowly evolving into a dating app

>>25793235
>i've never received any validation or reward from women?
>100% rejection rate, but i've also been rejected by ugly, fat girls
>i don't know what league I'm in
Hahahaha holy fucking shit. This is satire right?

>>25799281
Do you think bars are the only place people go in the world? I've actually never met someone new at a bar.
Take a yoga class
Play tennis
Play golf
Play magic the fucking gathering
play dungeons and dragons
Go swimming
Go to a music/art festival

There are literally tons of options. You're not gonna meet "the one" 100% of the time but just do things you like to do and sometimes you will meet some cool females. Males too, which lead to more females!

>>25792646
>>25793101
OP heavily implied even Chad doesn't get laid on tinder. How about you read the OP again you retarded sack of shit

>>25799377
>Males too, which lead to more females!
Reddit does have good info sometimes doesn't it? Muh constructed social life. Meetup when?

7/10 girl here should I make an account and count matches?

>>25799536
No, you should get naked, go to your bed, spread your legs, and wait for me. I'll be there in 20 minutes.

>>25799591
Lol I'm watching lcs I don't have time for you

>>25799619
That's very rude. If someone is telling you to get your pussy ready, you need to be a good girl and do it.

>>25792554
>tfw nobody even tries to make these stories realistic anymore

>>25799281
>>25799281
lol if you believe this. just lol

>>25799528
I guess any surge of optimism is considered reddit huh?
Well, fuck you have fun having no friends

Attention from men from tinder doesn't make women feel good.
Every woman I know who has had tinder has deleted their account because of how awful it was.

>>25799536

what's the fucking point?

you already know you could just spread your legs and a bunch of men will line up to fuck you

>>25796252
Do you think you're special because you can't have sex and have no friends?

>>25799868
How so?
Fuck diz robot!!!!

>>25796144
sounds like you need to move to wizardchan

>>25798922
>swipe left if you're under 6 feet
is it really so prevalent? fuck, tinder was my last hope after i cut in the summer. i'm 5'6 should i just give up? i really hate lifting

>Get matches on tinder
>Start chatting
>Realize I can't actually go through with this
>Panic and stop responding

It's too much too fast. I need to meet qts in real life. Online ain't for me.

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>Create a Tinder profile 6 weeks ago
>Listened to /r9k/
>Worked on a Bio, worked on pictures and getting some good angles of me
>Got about 10 matches
>Only 1 ever responded back to me and then unmatched me soon after
>The rest either never messaged me, or unmatched me as well.
>Consider my self 5/10.
>Decide to create a chad profile
>Put some guys abs from bodybuilding.com
>All of a sudden getting matches left and right
>Women with things like in the BIO
>"If you're a fuck boy, swipe left, if you are looking for sex swipe left" etc.. are all swiping right on SiR abs chadalot.
>Lots of them are even messaging first which never happened to me on my real account.

r-real f-fun

>>25796441
>>25796392

Exactly. Getting matches is easy. But woman EXPECT that they can just show up, perk their tits up and let the men do all the work. Afterwards they select one out of the 500 dudes who messaged them. Zero effort. Zero input. Zero distribution. Just wait around horny for years and years waiting for mr perfect to show up and do everything and then fuck him before he dumps her and moves on to his next mate in his pseudo-social disparate harem.

>>25801403
Wait, just the abs?

>>25796392

Smart but autistic people still breed.

Lets say you are the typical tech savy nerd who spent their entire youth in the front of his computer watching anime and learning how PCs work.

Basically, you stay single and sex depraved your entire youth until you hit you enter your late 20s and early 30s. Sure, in your job you meet many people, and you feel superior to others (even other poor and young nerds) but you lack of a female partners. There is a point where you meet a female through your acquaintances, that girl who fucked many many guys in their youth but never bred but settle down for a man with money, she doesnt like him that much and find him boring, but his financial situation and job makes an excelent choice to protect her offspring with money, lets endure this and like all women soon or later get used to an uncomfortable man.

tl dr, people with good genes still breed

>>25792356
this girl told me a few minutes ago that she's "not ready for me to have her phone number." here's what i sent back:

>I do understand that privacy is important. And I can assure you that I will not use your phone number to call you at work, or during your own personal time. So if you have a few minutes right now, I would be happy to give you a much better picture of my personality, my favorite activities, and what I can do for you

the thing is... i'm on okcupid, not tinder. so there's a lot more detail about who i am as a person. i've fucking had it with indecisive bitches. jesus christ. you're either into me or you're not, idiot.

i like tinder, it's fun and good practice to talk to people even if nothing comes of it. realistically you're not going to meet a gf on a random 'hot or not' dating site

I get laid on pof

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>your qt has sent you a message!
>they've unmatched you

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>>25792356
I only got ONE match on tinder that wasn't a bot, and it was really awkward
>messaged her with a greeting
>she replied and also added a smiley face behind it
>asked stuff about her
>she half assed replied, already seemed bored
>never asks stuff about me
>at some point she didn't reply to my attempts to be interested in her life
>a few hours later she is gone from my matches

>tfw she was kinda fat
>tfw i am even boring and uninteresting to the fat chicks on tinder

now i am trying to only swipe right the butterfaced and fat ones, and guess what, not a single match, never

I am not even good enough for the fat and ugly ones, what is a quick and not so horrible way to kill myself? Am in germany so no guns

I can't take it anymore, i'm doing m best and always get smashed, it seems like i deserved to die

>>25796852
You're full of shit, either you have literal 12" shoulders, or you're actually fucking dead, 115lbs at 6'6" is beyond what's even possible to maintain as a adult male.

>>25796573
>>25796454
fuck off retarded normies

>>25802039
just swipe right everyone nooblord, numbers game isn't it

I've fallen into another depression rut as of late, but I'm a robot and got my first 2 kisses off of tinder and could have fucked both of them but I'm autistic. Mind you I am fairly conventionally attractive and can manage socially, I'm pretty reclusive but I can make small talk when forced. Mind you I survived some dates as a 22 year-old kissless virgin so I'm sure some other people can too

>>25798282
Holy fuck you're ugly man. Jesus christ.

>>25798282
You look like you're camping out in purgatory, are you supposed to have your Tinder profile have that little of lighting?

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im not a chad but shit if i need to act like one i will
i need pussy
pic is old

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>TFW at Uni where the ratio of women to men is like 8:1
>TFW Made a tinder account
>TFW Swiped left on over 100 accounts because they were all stacy tier sluts
>TFW I didn't get a single match in over a week

I probably shouldn't have put that I like anime in my description, but god damn I am not going to lie and be ashamed about who I am as a person. I also didn't put my height but I'm 5'4(Yeah I know really fucking god tier manlet) because I knew if I did that then I might as well put a gun to my head and pull the trigger.

Is it better just to be upfront about your height with girls on apps like Tinder? I mean if I say "Oh I'm 5'4" then I'm pretty sure 95% of them will swipe left on me regardless of if they thought I looked attractive, also I wouldn't want a girl to match with me and then ask "Oh how tall are you?" And I say "5'4" and she just ignores me.

I kind of just want to say "Why does it matter what my height is? You obviously found me somewhat attractive so not sure how me being short is going to make a great deal of difference."

>Changed my about me section to "I hate women I hate women good God Almighty I fucking hate women"
>put phone down
>3 days later Tinder says I have 109 people like me in the past few days

>>25802729
You don't have to put your height in your profile but you have to be honest about it if they ask. It's bullshit since asking a girl's cup size is just as changeable as height but is guaranteed to strike you out with any girl but thirstyass fuckers guaranfuckingtee that girls can use Tinder like a boyfriend shopping center and be as openly shallow as they want.

Just have to realize that girls that are on Tinder can pick from the litter and almost any guy that goes on there and is good looking can have himself replaced for even a slightly more attractive person in a heartbeat; it doesn't reflect badly on you.

>>25801952
fucking how?

I got ignored and I get ignored on OKC too

>>25801403
time to start lifting idiot

>>25792356

I have a question for Tinder users, have you already tried to get match only with ugly or low tier girls?

Because I'm average and I know that Stacies and beautiful girls will immediatly dismiss me but If I only select the ugly ones will I get matches?


I just want to fuck senpai

who else here /100matchesamonth/
already fucked one roastie
tfw attractive male

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i just uninstalled Tinder, i dont see the point on egoboost stacyes, i cant believe you literally believes that you have a chance on Tinder, that fucking app is big only bc a lot of womans recieve the attention they dont get in real life, and the fools that buys mega likes and shit, womans will only go for some exceptionally blue cap, not even the average qt boy with the dog pic, they just want your mega like...

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Fuck you /r9k/ I'm going for it

I know a guy who was a 4/10. He got laid on tinder several times over the course of three months.

It's perfectly doable. I'm hoping to emulate some of that success myself.

Why not just swipe right on everyone except the 8+/10s and the fatties?

>>25803571
lol your gonna get slammed in your dude

>>25792356
Jesus fuck, anon. You're right though. This is why I've been lifting and running. My max hotness might be a 7, but I'm not gonna give up just because I'll never be a 10.

>I actually have a handful of matches
>haven't tried to get laid yet
>they can't see my weirdness through pics

When I had Tinder, to my suprise I got a handful of girls. Girls I liked aesthethically speaking. I played it normal with them: I opened conversation, I ask them how they doing, you know that sort of normal thing.


Almost no one replied past the whole "how you doing?" phase. Some people even sooner than that.

I think it's mostly validation from both parties. But really, if people wanted to have more sex they really are using Tinder the wrong way

>>25792894
The frustrating thing is just that the guys who were lucky enough to be born hot believe this is all easy and they look down at the rest of us.

If they understood they were happy because of pure luck, I could accept that world.

But I just can't accept people thinking they're better than me just cause my bone structure and voice are weird.

I don't even mind them getting a better deal. All I want is for Chads to acknowledge how fucked uo things are. I know that sounds dumb. But a little empathy wouldn't hurt.

>>25792894
Yeah prob a good portion of those girls were prob ugly as fuck. And that really doesn't matter when you have a vagina, because pussy is still pussy at the end of the day and guys stick their dick into almost anything.

>>25796392
Not OP, but I'm pretty goddamn fit.

Anyone can be a fat slob and be a zero out of 10.

But everyone has a cap on how hot they can get. A chad lifts and becomes a 10. A robot lifts and looks retarded because of weird bone structure, shortness, fuck up hair pattern, etc.

So a robot might be capped at a 5, while a Chad is capped at a 9 or 10.

Hot and fit are two different things that only interact to an extent.

>>25801952
POF is a cesspool and single moms and the ugliest drug addicted creatures of my county. okc is a bit better it terms of looks for the girls but it will be harder to get a date on there unless you are a model.

>>25792554
Wellp, time to share my only date thanks to Tinder
>got up match
>start to talk a lot
>set up date
>Not dissapointed the second she saw me, but really really BORED and acting rude, on her phone and that shit
>I take her to a fancy bar that's usually quiet on monday night after-dinner
>During a moment, she excuses herself sayng she's gotta go to the bathroom. Drinks arrive (Oh, by the way, I only ordered a drink for me. She didn't even asked for anything)
>10 minutes after, she's not back. I take a sip of my drink
>10 more minutes after I kind of suspect she could have left, but I'm not worried. I take another sip of my drink.
>Finally 5 minutes later I assume she's gone. I finish my drink. I go to the bathroom: no one's there. I pay for my drink. I leave not even feeling bad or offended, just amused at how riddiculous that whole thing was

Girl was taiwanese, by the way

>>25796447
lol accurate

>>25805287
you prob bored her to def or she didnt want to be there after she started talking to you in person.
did you text her about what happen? I would of called her on her shit saying she wasted my time.

>>25805354
When I left the bar I checked the phone: She deleted me from everywhere

>you prob bored her
nah

>>25795779

self improvement is just a meme to keep you playing a rigged game

>>25796447
or if you are anything but white. I'm black on tinder and swipe right for pretty much everyone. I had tinder for about 3 months now and have about 100 matches. Most of them are beat as shit, a few are outta my league/dont look very interesting. When I'm bored I do message the ugly ones for shits and giggles.

>>25805389
what do you mean nah? If she was on her phone she either didnt want to be there or was bored. I have never had an interesting conversation with someone while staring at my phone.

>>25797700
Everything you described yourself as physically is exactly me senpai

>>25792356
>having a Tinder
>unironically using Tinder

Why

>>25792424
i got laid on tinder with a fat girl and creampied it a couple times a week until her exboyfriend transferred colleges to be with her. feels good man. i was mini-chad was a month

>>25805183
>If people wanted to have more sex they are using Tinder the wrong way

It's a fucking hookup app, women ruined it with their self validation and "not a slut teehee" bullshit.

>>25805183
they're not the ones using it the wrong way mate lol. i'll share my virginity-loss algorithm with you, ok?

1) Swipe left every girl who isn't black (left is yes, right?)
2) continue every day, consider it a daily quest, and then put it out of your mind
3) wait for a girl to message you first
4) continue the conversation before you ask take the conversation to text
5) after texting a little, call her
6) in the phone conversation, ask if she's doing anything tonight and invite her over
7) fuck her


you'll only get 5 or 6 girls a month who message you if you're above average attractiveness and have your profile set up right, and they won't be pretty or thin, but they'll be down to fuck.

enjoy

>>25802586
>not instantly messaging seohyeong

Tinder sexual experiences

>girl 1
>single mom, attractive and intelligent(working on her PhD)
>meet at a bar
>soon making out
>end up at her place and have some good sex
>a few days later she decides she is really looking for a relationship and I'm moving soon so it doesn't go anywhere

>girl 2
>art history professor, chubbier than her pics, but still not bad looking
>go out for drinks once, next date go to her place and end up in her bed
>she's an amazing kisser
>later find out she's kinky as fuck and we text about all the stuff we want to do
>we meet again but for some reason I can't get hard
>awkward after that and we don't see each other again

>girl 3
>fit 17 year old virgin from panama
>sheltered princess type, emotionally turbulent, but that ass dear lord
>lots of sexy snapchatting
>meet and we go to a movie, make out intermittently, gradually work my hand up her thigh and then down her panties
>in the car later make out some more and finger her glorious soaked teenage pussy, she's moaning loudly
>but my car is a tiny two-seater and she has a curfew, so that's about all we can do
>but a week later she decides I'm too old for her(I'm 28), and she found a guy closer to her age
>still a little butthurt about this, i wanted so badly to take her virginity

>girl 4
>this was just a few days ago
>kinky and likes my fetishes so promising
>but she turns out to be less attractive than her pics
>netflix and chill
>sex is eh, not attracted enough to her
>haven't texted since then

hookups aren't that great

>>25799528
you do realize this is how most people get laid right? Through expanding their social circle

I've got two GFs and two hookups from Tinder. Granted, that's out of like thousands of swipes, but still. Also it helps that I'm maybe a 6/10 at best and I know how to contain my autism for the most part.

>>25806155
i did eventually. convo went nowhere because i suck

>>25796647
>"6'2" love my truck, love the outdoors and love my dogs. Nothing better than a night out with the boys. Hit me up if you like to party"

>>25803551
wrong it's big because a certain percentage of the population are able to use it for sex on tap, and the rest of us just want a piece of that action

>>25792785
>mfw a 22 year old skelly (6'3" 140lbs)
>mfw I haven't used tinder or online dating
>mfw I only shoot for above my league
>mfw I've been very successful

Just be yourself!

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>>25803571
>trans
>porn listed as a like
>open marriage
I wouldn't touch "it" with a 30 foot pole

>send 20 messages on okcupid
>get no replies or even views
>delete account
>do the same thing a month later
I hate my life

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>>25792763
pretty much this.
Go for a walk then to your apt
as long as you dont act or dress like an autist she should come with you back home after she feels confident you arent a rapist

>>25792930
Same here senpai

>cannot talk to strangers without getting anxiety
>tons of qts in my classes, can't bring myself to talk to them even if I sit by them
>fucked both the females in my social circle, and they have no female friends besides each other
>cannot talk in writing at all without sounding really autistic, so I can't do tinder
>not photogenic anyways

>>25807110
>just be yourself
I'll tell her that I love to sit down and imagine myself in space marine power armor, bathing in the blood of slaughtered orks.

What if you put "looking for other ugly people" would that work?

>>25796164
>>25796170
>>25800641
>>25796352

GET THE HELL OUT DEGENERATE NORMIE SCUM!!!

YOU THINK WE'RE BAD? WE WOULDNT HAVE A PROBLEM IF EVERYONE STAYED CHASTE. GTFO!

>>25797874
>>25805414
What? I'm black and I dont get shit on tinder fuck you guys

>>25792534
Why would you use tinder to get laid with men when grindr exists?

>tfw when you're not photogenic enough for tinder or online dating and you're too scared to ask girls out in real life
>i'm going to die alone

>>25792356
Ehhh everyone uses tinder as a confidence boost I just like every single person and then feel attractive when a lot of girls like me back

>>25806553
That is disgusting. XXX

>>25807237
me too
go to a city with nigger lovers youll be iight
or find a cuck

>>25794819
>eating out a one night stand tinder roastie

how
fucking
beta
are
you

>>25807272
What do you do with the condom afterwards?

>>25805389
>cut all contact and ditches you in the middle of a date
Yeah dude she seemed really into you, no way she was bored

>>25792506
>>25792519
Tinder matches real life, almost no men get consistently laid by different women. what's your point?

>>25807268
>go to a city with nigger lovers
These exist? What are they?

>>25792794
>16% is actually ~0%
krill yourself

>>25793682
>a hike
She didn't want to get raped and killed.

So are you supposed to eat them out?

Also, what if you're like a 3/10 but fit like zyzz?

>>25801403
And they say looks don't matter...

Fuck it, I think every guy should grow up with /fit/ indoctrination. As much as I hate it, it's what women want and what they respond to with the greatest amount of interest.

>>25807336

I think his point is that firstly Tinder takes that IRL reality and bumps it up by a few orders of magnitude against the single beta, and also even when people use it to not get laid:

>Tinder is not a dating app. It is a method for converting male desperation into convenient little shots of validation for women.

i.e. it's now also many orders of magnitude easier for grills to get validated by beta orbiters.

>>25807608
whoever told u looks dont matter needs 2 be shot tbqh senpai

>>25807530

>3/10
>fit like zyzz

I think for males, becoming that fit casts a magic spell on your facial bone structure and bumps you up to an over 5/10.

>>25807689
I have circles that look like I got punched in the face.

>>25792424
Whats the ration of guys tongirls on tinder? Is there significantly more men then women?

>>25807385
atlanta mainly, cities like that where niggas run rampant. i only lived there for a few months so i didnt get to get wild. back in chicago now. chicks wont come around because they cant dodge bullets

>>25807728

Under your eyes?

>>25807770
Hahahaha Chiraq desu

>>25805496
>mini-chad
GET OUT NORMIE SCUM. GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK

>>25808056
>hur hur reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heh heh get out you normie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I thought 12 year olds weren't allowed

i haven't used tinder, but the way i see it it's not about increasing your odds of getting laid, it's about decreasing the work needed to do it

>>25803551
I really like this pepe picture

I'm no chad but also not anywhere close to splergelord either.

My tinder experience has been decent, around 40 matches and laid with 15. It's just all about making yourself look highly desirable. Have pictures with Stacies in 2 of my Tinder profile pictures. Girls then think you're worthy of da poosy.

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>>25806991
>convo went nowhere
oh yeah it really is hard

>>25808678
>bad credit score, bad table manners
kek

>>25807767
>A new study conducted by research firm GlobalWebIndex has found that about 62% of all location-based dating app users are male.

>http://mic.com/articles/110774/two-thirds-of-tinder-users-are-men-here-s-why#.vSJtMAoYl

>>25808678
nigga im ugly
tf im supposed to do

>>25808905
Looks help, but are not required. Women don't like us the way we like them. Look up the black Philip show on YouTube. Nigga was ugly as sin and still banged 300+ women. Confidence anons, confidence...

>>25792960
It's beneficial. Selection pressures against males are better than no selection pressures at all.

Actually I think it's best if only the most genetically exceptional men AND women are allowed to breed.

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>>25809330
>but are not required
>Looks
>not required for tinder

Shut the fuck up shill.

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>>25792894
oh yeah. women can be just as lonely check this out pleb.

>>25792785

Please get out with your perfectly reasonable and logical mindset of thinking. You will upset the people who don't want to hear opinions that disagree with their own.

>>25801831
Jesus Christ, anon. You're trying to fuck her, not read her the disclaimer on a life insurance policy. She isn't interested. Move on.

>>25808678
>uses a fake picture and says a lot of rude things
>can barely scrape together a half-dozen half-hearted replies from 7/10's

pretty embarrassing to be honest

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>>25796203
1 week, all right swipe, no matches. Feels fucking bad

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>>25809330
this guy >>25809388
knows whats up

tinder is a game based on looks. i get matches but shit ion know maybe i need more confidence? ill admit i expect bitches to just throw pussy at me because i see it happen to other people
moral of the story is nothing. none of this matters.

pic related. didnt meet in midtown because she didnt reply when i told her i could and was willing to come out. a week or two later invited me to her place to smoke but i had to buy the weed. so im like, i gotta travel an hour and a half away from home, and buy the weed, okay cool, i work and i do my side thing so money isnt an issue, but its getting late af. if i come that far i might as well crash
never heard from her again. vanished from ig and tinder eventually. nothing of value is lost everything of value is lost

>>25810546

Evidently your own vehicle helps too. Although you seem to have done well without it here. I'm surprised she wasn't turned off by the lack of car.

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>>25805209
I share that feel anon.

>>25805287
Should've snatched that damn phone and told her the she'll pay fucking attention. She'd have been wet all the way to her ankles.

>>25811322
hell yea. ive had chicks hit me up at like 3am talkin about come over and instantly stop responding when i mention uber. chicks want u to come by, fuck em and leave. no excuses to stay the night, unless she wants you to.
then no excuses to leave.

I'm not the most outgoing or attractive by any means but I was thinking of getting Tinder for the first time and test it out. Chances of me scoring some poon are low I think but it might be cool to put bitches in their place right?
>>25805667
>It's a fucking hookup app, women ruined it with their self validation and "not a slut teehee" bullshit.
You would think self validation stopped in high school. I tried out OKC for a while in it was horrible.

>>25803275

I think that's something most of /r9k/ should understand. I've fucked around 20 girls off tinder in the last year, whom I verified they got a test (so I could go raw) and didn't have to take them out on a date (because sex isn't worth pretending to be interested in a womans mind). BUT:

I've matched with at least 1000 and I've swiped right on christ knows how many. Pretty much every valid girl within 15 miles of Portland, Oregon. We're talking before Tinder had swipe limits, probably over 20,000 right swipes. Meaning at a glance I will fuck 1% of 1% girls I swipe right on. And still end up doing pretty well, by average standards.

Being a male is about persistence. You weren't born with a twat, so you have to work.

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>>25805209
That doesn't sound dumb at all. They're too self centered to admit it though.

>>25811520
I meant .1% not .01%. It's late.

>>25802586
Post Stephanie.

Surprised no one commented on this:

> Around 50 women admitted to have cheated through Tinder

1/6th of women on tinder (in this sample of 300) have used it to cheat.

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>>25804729
>lol your gonna get slammed in your dude
What?

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>tfw met my girlfriend on Tinder
>we were never really made for Tinder's format
>been together for two years now
Lonely times: eliminated.

>>25796447
what if i'm a prototype cyborg?

>>25811617
You must be Chad. Or your gf is ugly af.

>>25808678
You think that's well done? That's pretty awful. Of course only the "best" ones are cherrypicked, but even those you have there are mediocre at best.

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> get matched with a 8/10 qt
> actually agrees to have a drink with me
> she talks a lot, manage to control the situation
> Second date, i invite her to the cinema
> manage to kiss her, she was actually waiting for it
> go to her apartment, about to fuck her brains out
> apartment is full of her friends celebrating some shit
> she tells me we'll continue next day while rubbing my diamond hard cock over the pants

> fap furiously to the memory

> she starts to give odd reasons as to not have another date with me. 'Gotta work a lot these days', ' am gonna visit muh parents this week'

> 3 weeks later of asking her for a date, she tells me that she needs more time for herself and also no dates for the time being.

> 'maybe later on we will date again, anon'

> tfw most likely chad stole the qt from me
> tfw that was the only match to actually get on a date

Guess what, fuck tinder dudes

>>25796852
PAPA NITO?

>>25796126
m8, I can tell you with 100% certainty there is someone out there for you and you've probably had the chance but didn't take it in the past. you gotta get out of your own head and take the chance next time it comes around.

>>25792554
>and then the whole restaurant stood up and clapped

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>>25792424
>>"240 of the 300 girls actually had sex through tinder! Only less than 50 of the 300 men, which is remarkable."
>which is remarkable

Normies are so adorable sometimes.

i got laid like 7 times offa tinder but then it made feel gross so i gave up.

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>>25803571
OMFG THATS BAILEY JAY
I FAP TO HER ALL THE TIME
WHAT CITY ARE YOU IN??

>>25796447
Oh my god this so much
Ive got a friend that falls into the second category, skinny as fuck, gets plenty of that hipster pussy just cause of his appearance.

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>all these tryhard sexfags
The reason you don't get laid is because you're not willing to get into an actual emotional relationship. Women on tindr aren't just looking for a guy to bang, they're looking for a man to be with.

>>25792424
>source: my ass

You guys are so gullible

>>25811432

Someone needs to make a screencap collage of all these exploits and coulda been exploits.

>>25807207
>social anxiety
>has had sex

You're as bad as a roastie. Kill yourself.

>>25811820

Is there a possibility that she was just looking for a relationship?

>>25813627
>someone who is not me has had sex!
>reeeeeeee unfair

/r9k/ is not a race to the bottom. Kill yourself, worthless piece of garbage.