>only Chad gets laid on Tinder
Almost no one gets laid on Tinder. Tinder is not a dating app. It is a method for converting male desperation into convenient little shots of validation for women.
In before survivorship bias laden testimonials. If you don't have statistical data don't post.
>"240 of the 300 girls actually had sex through tinder! Only less than 50 of the 300 men, which is remarkable."
you have just been redpilled BITCH
when he says no one he means males you dickhead.. of course women have sex on tinder, women have sex everywhere.. only 20% of men get laid from tinder according to the article and they are fucking 80% of the women.. this coincides with op's "only chad gets laid on tinder"
I get laid on tinder... with boys.
With girls i only get some matches, but never fucked one.
But with guys, it's really easy.
my experience with tinder
>got a match
>set up date
>bitch was visually bored and disappointed the second she saw me
>spent entire time ignoring me and on her phone acting like a bitch whenever I tried talking to her
>went to a hibachi grill place because it seemed not too fancy but a decent place to get to know one another.
>even our cook flipping broccoli and shrimp was giving her dirty looks for how stuck up she was acting
>he flipped shrimp straight into her hair
>everyone laughed, she was pissed and stormed off to the bathroom
>cook gave me a high five, shot of sake, and I paid my half of the bill then left.
Yeah, fuck tinder. I like that restaurant though, people there are legit.
>trying this hard to salvage a statement that OP couldn't support
Even 1/6 of the men doesn't count as "almost no one".
That'd be like saying "Almost no one has HSV-2 in the US", simply because 5/6 of people don't have it.
>only Chad gets laid on Tinder
reread the OP as many times as you have to and quit trying to save face
what OP said was correct
top 20% of men = chad
only Chad gets laid on Tinder = only Chad gets laid on Tinder
it was like those places but not a chain. Privately owned and had a couples cooks with like 15+ years experience so they could flip vegtables around like ninjas and damn near juggle them with their spatulas. Kinda surprised at how cheap the place was too. $17 for a plate isn't bad for those kind of places.
I know a guy who spends a lot of time on tinder and bangs random tinder sluts.
As cool as it may sound I think he may have a legitimate problem. He stole money from his parents to buy a plane ticket to Nebraska so he could meet tinder girls there. He's kind of a chad but he's also really creepy.
And now you know your gf has a boytoy shopping app on her phone. You'll be replaced the second she can hook a higher tier chad than you. She's probably already cheating on you.
That is the curse of online dating, it's convenient for people who don't get out much, but you know that any 5/10 or higher woman you find there has the veritable pick of the thirsty ass litter of thousands of men who would bend over backwards for a sniff of her crotch. The second you get boring, she's moving on.
I'm 21, I'm a literal skeleton (6'0'' 115 lbs) and have a 5/10 face on a good day. I've been on tinder for about 6 months now, currently have 49 matches, and have been laid by 5 different girls using the app. None of these girls were hideous, they were all pretty average (4-5/10) AKA MY OWN FUCKING LEAGUE.
That's what it comes down to, being aware of what league you're in and going after the girls in it. If you're a 2/10 or just basically disgusting, stop going for average and above girls and lower your standards if you really wanna get laid that badly. 99% of girls are fully aware of what their league is, and they're not going to fuck some 2/10 when they have 6's and 7's lined up to bang her.
he was talking about men you dingus
almost no one gets laid on tinder = 80% of men don't get laid on tinder
only chad gets laid on tinder = only top 20% of men get laid on tinder
are you retarded or just pretending?
>mfw ive been saying this for years
>mfw no one believed me
i don't understand how this is surprising
>every female can get a guy
>not every male can get a girl
This is the same as saying things are usually distributed as a power law, which happens all the fucking time in physics
Try agar.io to grasp the concept, a few enormous players and hundreds of tiny ones at any given point
>its uncomfortable to talk to strangers
>no girls in my social circle
>tinder doesn't work
I give up.
it's not surprising it's just bullshit
if every woman no matter how shitty her genes are can get laid while only the most genetically exceptional man can then how is that benefiting humanity in anyway?
>survey volunteers are people from 18 to 35
>thinking these are quality statistics
No survey should have an age gap larger than 5 years.
Let's see the statistics for 18-23 and 23-28, the only age groups that matter on this board.
>implying 1/6 of men = "almost no one"
Try to twist it around however you want, but 16% of a population is far too statistically significant to be "almost no one".
>That'd be like saying "Almost no one has HSV-2 in the US", simply because 5/6 of people don't have it.
>utterly accepted that the only way im going to get a gf is if she literally falls into my lap and asks me out
>started reading more about politics
>thinking about starting a business one day
but that doesn't mean shit tho
woman with shitty genes + male with good genes = kid with shitty genes
please let this be real
no one lies on the internet
how do i know what league i'm in if i've never received any validation or reward from women?
i don't know if they consider me good looking or ugly.
100% rejection rate, but i've also been rejected by ugly, fat girls, so i honestly have no clue.
for some reason I pictured the chef looking like this guy
this comic says more than real evidence ever could
>be on tinder
>grill saying she plays [redacted] and is only looking for friends
>hey sounds fun not like i'm getting pussy anyway
>super like her
>talk to her and she's fucking shilling for the place she works
>offer to go for a hike or something else that involves physical activity
Might as well share mine.
>Match with girl.
>I'm talking about getting coffee and shit
>She says, why don't we just have sex?
>Meet each other
>Fatter than she looked, but face is cute.
>Get a room, she instantly starts sucking my dick.
>Get kind of a chub, flip her over and start eating her out
>Fuck once, and just lay there talking.
>She's actually pretty nice
>Goes to her car and comes back with weed
>We smoke, and fuck again.
>She asks me to hit her, degrade her and pull her hair
>Afterwards, have lunch and part ways. She was only in town for the weekend.
I paid for everything but the weed. She was pretty chill. Not hot, but I enjoyed being the more attractive partner, for once. Best blowjob I've ever had. She's in town right now, actually. Might see her again.
My roommate has had a lot of success with tinder. He's a Chad though.
It's funny how close society is to Brave New World at this point. Meaningless sex, drugs, mindless entertainment. It's awful.
The key (as stated by someone in this very thread), is searching for these things within your own caste.
And what separates us from Brave New World is that, if you really want it, you can move up a caste or two. I'm not promising you Alpha + or World Controller, but goddamn it, you can't stay a fucking sloped headed Omega for the rest of your life.
tl;dr date within your league, stop being a faggot.
>study and work hard xD then you can get hotter wymen
>date ugly girls who've still gotten 5 - 500 dicks
I know I could have gotten laid with other girls, but I'm too lazy/stingy to actually go through with it. Plus I don't have a car, so that narrows down my options.
Plus my texting game is near nonexistant.
Why should we improve ourselves just so we can get shit. Its not like we are going to fuck virgin qts
I mean, in a conservative Muslijm country, this shit wont even be an issue, since women are expected to be pure, and honor killed if they are not.
>First time meeting a girl for a date from tinder
>Usually would just persuade them to invite me over.
>Chick was obviously not interested in me, kept playing on her phone.
>Fuck this shit, ordered the most expensive steak on the menu
>Excuse me I need the bathroom
>Jump out the window and drive home
>block her number
>Why should we improve ourselves just so we can get shit.
You should improve yourself so you DON'T get shit, and know when to spot a whore. Which you won't if you keep being a bitchboy. You're going to fall for the first girl who lays eyes on you. You'll convince yourself she's different and you'll get fucked worse than those little anti-SJW comics you love.
>In a conservative Muslim country, Muhammchad gets to marry 4 qt virgins and you stay in the same situation you're in now
This. There's no escape.
Also like to add, if you just get fit literally all your female problems will be solved, but then you'll probably become gay because you realise how shit women really are.
As an actual Muslim, I can safely say you dont know diddly squat about the Muslim world
>Almost no one gets laid on Tinder. Tinder is not a dating app. It is a social media timewasting app that serves to make money for the company that makes Tinder.
Fixed that up for you. The Tinder developers don't have any incentive to get you laid, they want to keep you in the app swiping so they can datamine you and show you more ads.
>You should improve yourself so you DON'T get shit, and know when to spot a whore. Which you won't if you keep being a bitchboy. You're going to fall for the first girl who lays eyes on you. You'll convince yourself she's different and you'll get fucked worse than those little anti-SJW comics you love.
Dont see why we should improve ourselves if we can only get shitty 3/10 sluts who are in "our league".
>This. There's no escape.
You dont know shit about the Muslim world, sorry. Getting married to a virgin girl is a fact of life in conservative places in the Muslim world
All Muslim men are expected to get married. Its complete bullshit that chads all have 4 wives (when actual chads fuck around instead of beta providing for 4 different women at once), polygamy usually happens with non-virgin women, as most men dont want their primary wife to be a nonvirgin
>Only get a 3/10
Holy shit, what league are you in? Where do you think your starting point is? It seems to me you're too shallow and feel entitled to something you have no desire to actually earn.
But my original point is that it's completely possible for you to find someone right for you. If you don't expect someone that looks like Angie Varona with the values of Doris Day or some shit. Also work on actually having something in return.
But don't listen to me. Keep with that exact same attitude. You're the kind of guy they make comcis about. The kind of guy that we see get fucked here on Women Hate threads. But you don't have to be.
Tinder is not a dating app it is a hook up app. I don't take girls on dates after I match them, I invite them over and after sex I kick them out.
>Holy shit, what league are you in?
I am a shitskin cripple with Cerebral Palsy
Also 27 kv
> If you don't expect someone that looks like Angie Varona with the values of Doris Day or some shit.
Little girls are both hot and have wholesome personalities. I like little girls
>claims to be a robot
Normies have overstayed their nonexistent welcome
>make chad tinder account like other robots on here to see what it's like for attractive folk
>swipe right only on the best looking grills
>40 matches in less than a day of having made account
must be nice. a stacy account would have probably gotten 5x the matches
go back to normiebook you pile of shit
it doesn't, but to have a tinder you need a normiebook and that means, you guessed it, you're a fucking normie. Not saying you MUST leave, just saying this board isn't the right place for you, you'd suit better over at... I dunno, /soc/ or /b/ maybe? Those boards seem to be more at your level.
It's almost unreal how these normies feed off each other believing fantasies. You guys are worse than roasties.
>most genetically exceptional
Unless you're really some sort of mutant, there are a lot of factors that go beyond genes when it comes to attractiveness. The real reason is that you're a fat NEET who lives in his mom's basement.
you mean a cyborg?
>do you expect a girl to fall out of the sky into your bedroom?
No, but tinder specifically targets normies, because it makes having a facebook be a prerequisite, and no self-respecting (or deprecating, whatever) robot would ever maintain a facebook, it's like the number one requirement of being a normie.
There are two types of men who do well on Tinder:
>#1: Stereotypical ripped Chads
The usual weight-lifting, "ayo bro lets go to the club bro" Jersey Shore lookalikes.
Their game is typical "ay bby u wan sum fuk," but they get away with it because 9 out of 10 of their pictures are muscle shots.
>#2: trendy hipster millennial guys
Body is not as important. They usually have that "pretty boy" look, you know, lean face and skinny build, or they are "beards and tattoos" hipsters, but they fall into the same category regardless.
The second group are most of the tinder-posters you see on /r9k/, with their goofy, "le oh so quirky" quasi-flirtatious conversations. They rely more on ironic pop culture references and meme-humor than muscle pics.
If you don't fall into one of these categories, tinder is not for you.
>go back to normiebook you pile of shit
Gee, you really showed me.
Maybe people tend to believe other people with actual life experience, rather than wizards, whos knowledge is limited to the arcane.
>match girl on tinder at 4am
>get this response
It sure is awesome being attractive
Probably something like this:
"jus tryin to see whats out there lol my names anon im 6'2" i like to lift weights smoke weed and go to the club wit my boys nd thats pretty much it lol"
Why can't I fucking understand that this application is for Chads to get easy pussy and the remaining 80% eat shit?
Why do I keep reinstalling this crappy app, robots? I don't understand. Am I really that narcissistic that I consider myself at least a 5/10 even though I'm malnourished, pale, weak, gigantic eyebags, skinny wrists/arms, manlet, dicklet with a pot belly?
It's all about creating an enticing profile. Have a good picture and an interesting bio. Lots of guys just have totally shit profiles. Make a good one and you are already close to making it to the 20%.
Try being black.
I don't get matched unless it's a black girl (normally obese) here in louisiana.
black girls dont know about tinder yet.
That being said, I fucked at least four girls last year on it.
That sucks, man. But don't let that get you down, just keep trying. And remember, set up a date as soon as possible. The longer you just chat, the higher the chances are of her losing interest.
>Tinder is not a dating app. It is a method for converting male desperation into convenient little shots of validation for women.
>tfw you have seen dozens of Tinger profiles where the girl actually admits she is just there for an 'ego boost' and just has several pics of her with the same group of friends taken at the same bar. WTFTS? I don't understand why a lot of these girls would even need an ego boost, and even if they were ugly/undesirable what would they even do with that additional ego?
>tfw you increases age parameters thinking women will mature past a certain age, the SAME shit pops up in the 35+ ranges too
Got tinder plus for a month and got loads of matches.
I know I played right into their hands by paying but it was good.
Too anxious to talk to any of them though haha.
>tfw I'm too afraid of diseases and stuff to hook up with a guy on a meat market app.
Honestly, I saw so many women with "swipe left if you're under 6 feet" that I put "swipe left if you're over 100 pounds" in mine, and put a picture of Chad there. Got a pretty fair amount of salt.
Never unmatch, that is the girl's job. If she stops responding harass her incessantly until she does.
Women can't stand being treated the way they treat men.
Is it strange they feel entitled to behave this way?
well I'm in this shithole board, almost 30 years old, living with parents, no car and no skills to take care of myself and nothing to look up to so yes, I might be a little insane
I thought it was a meme until a girl I was chatting with asked me how tall I was
Then when we met she confirmed she only liked guys 6'+, immediately thought of this place lel
We hooked up the same night, I guess she may have just had a specific type she was into
I've just avoided tinder, I prefer to meet and talk to women the old fashioned way I guess. Good 'ol real life and texting.
I guess they've always seen me irl in the first place so they knew if they'd be interested or not.
My ex told me she refused to talk to guys that were less than 6' tall in high school but outgrew this when she realized it was just something she was told to like and not something she really preferred.
> he was talking about men you dingus
No he wasn't fucking imbecile. He implied that the women don't actually go out and meet the guys, Chad or not. That they only use it for validation and not actual sex.
A few fatties matched me and asked why was I being such an asshole... And my answer was "Don't you know how to fucking read?". I stop texting after that, mostly because I don't want to get hypertension from salt.
If you do that you're limited to bars, which are horrible places to meet women since women don't really go to bars to meet men, they go to bars to get drunk with their friends and then you pop up
>i've never received any validation or reward from women?
>100% rejection rate, but i've also been rejected by ugly, fat girls
>i don't know what league I'm in
Hahahaha holy fucking shit. This is satire right?
Do you think bars are the only place people go in the world? I've actually never met someone new at a bar.
Take a yoga class
Play magic the fucking gathering
play dungeons and dragons
Go to a music/art festival
There are literally tons of options. You're not gonna meet "the one" 100% of the time but just do things you like to do and sometimes you will meet some cool females. Males too, which lead to more females!
>Create a Tinder profile 6 weeks ago
>Listened to /r9k/
>Worked on a Bio, worked on pictures and getting some good angles of me
>Got about 10 matches
>Only 1 ever responded back to me and then unmatched me soon after
>The rest either never messaged me, or unmatched me as well.
>Consider my self 5/10.
>Decide to create a chad profile
>Put some guys abs from bodybuilding.com
>All of a sudden getting matches left and right
>Women with things like in the BIO
>"If you're a fuck boy, swipe left, if you are looking for sex swipe left" etc.. are all swiping right on SiR abs chadalot.
>Lots of them are even messaging first which never happened to me on my real account.
Exactly. Getting matches is easy. But woman EXPECT that they can just show up, perk their tits up and let the men do all the work. Afterwards they select one out of the 500 dudes who messaged them. Zero effort. Zero input. Zero distribution. Just wait around horny for years and years waiting for mr perfect to show up and do everything and then fuck him before he dumps her and moves on to his next mate in his pseudo-social disparate harem.
Smart but autistic people still breed.
Lets say you are the typical tech savy nerd who spent their entire youth in the front of his computer watching anime and learning how PCs work.
Basically, you stay single and sex depraved your entire youth until you hit you enter your late 20s and early 30s. Sure, in your job you meet many people, and you feel superior to others (even other poor and young nerds) but you lack of a female partners. There is a point where you meet a female through your acquaintances, that girl who fucked many many guys in their youth but never bred but settle down for a man with money, she doesnt like him that much and find him boring, but his financial situation and job makes an excelent choice to protect her offspring with money, lets endure this and like all women soon or later get used to an uncomfortable man.
tl dr, people with good genes still breed
this girl told me a few minutes ago that she's "not ready for me to have her phone number." here's what i sent back:
>I do understand that privacy is important. And I can assure you that I will not use your phone number to call you at work, or during your own personal time. So if you have a few minutes right now, I would be happy to give you a much better picture of my personality, my favorite activities, and what I can do for you
the thing is... i'm on okcupid, not tinder. so there's a lot more detail about who i am as a person. i've fucking had it with indecisive bitches. jesus christ. you're either into me or you're not, idiot.
>your qt has sent you a message!
>they've unmatched you
I only got ONE match on tinder that wasn't a bot, and it was really awkward
>messaged her with a greeting
>she replied and also added a smiley face behind it
>asked stuff about her
>she half assed replied, already seemed bored
>never asks stuff about me
>at some point she didn't reply to my attempts to be interested in her life
>a few hours later she is gone from my matches
>tfw she was kinda fat
>tfw i am even boring and uninteresting to the fat chicks on tinder
now i am trying to only swipe right the butterfaced and fat ones, and guess what, not a single match, never
I am not even good enough for the fat and ugly ones, what is a quick and not so horrible way to kill myself? Am in germany so no guns
I can't take it anymore, i'm doing m best and always get smashed, it seems like i deserved to die
I've fallen into another depression rut as of late, but I'm a robot and got my first 2 kisses off of tinder and could have fucked both of them but I'm autistic. Mind you I am fairly conventionally attractive and can manage socially, I'm pretty reclusive but I can make small talk when forced. Mind you I survived some dates as a 22 year-old kissless virgin so I'm sure some other people can too
im not a chad but shit if i need to act like one i will
i need pussy
pic is old
>TFW at Uni where the ratio of women to men is like 8:1
>TFW Made a tinder account
>TFW Swiped left on over 100 accounts because they were all stacy tier sluts
>TFW I didn't get a single match in over a week
I probably shouldn't have put that I like anime in my description, but god damn I am not going to lie and be ashamed about who I am as a person. I also didn't put my height but I'm 5'4(Yeah I know really fucking god tier manlet) because I knew if I did that then I might as well put a gun to my head and pull the trigger.
Is it better just to be upfront about your height with girls on apps like Tinder? I mean if I say "Oh I'm 5'4" then I'm pretty sure 95% of them will swipe left on me regardless of if they thought I looked attractive, also I wouldn't want a girl to match with me and then ask "Oh how tall are you?" And I say "5'4" and she just ignores me.
I kind of just want to say "Why does it matter what my height is? You obviously found me somewhat attractive so not sure how me being short is going to make a great deal of difference."
You don't have to put your height in your profile but you have to be honest about it if they ask. It's bullshit since asking a girl's cup size is just as changeable as height but is guaranteed to strike you out with any girl but thirstyass fuckers guaranfuckingtee that girls can use Tinder like a boyfriend shopping center and be as openly shallow as they want.
Just have to realize that girls that are on Tinder can pick from the litter and almost any guy that goes on there and is good looking can have himself replaced for even a slightly more attractive person in a heartbeat; it doesn't reflect badly on you.
I have a question for Tinder users, have you already tried to get match only with ugly or low tier girls?
Because I'm average and I know that Stacies and beautiful girls will immediatly dismiss me but If I only select the ugly ones will I get matches?
I just want to fuck senpai
i just uninstalled Tinder, i dont see the point on egoboost stacyes, i cant believe you literally believes that you have a chance on Tinder, that fucking app is big only bc a lot of womans recieve the attention they dont get in real life, and the fools that buys mega likes and shit, womans will only go for some exceptionally blue cap, not even the average qt boy with the dog pic, they just want your mega like...
Jesus fuck, anon. You're right though. This is why I've been lifting and running. My max hotness might be a 7, but I'm not gonna give up just because I'll never be a 10.
>I actually have a handful of matches
>haven't tried to get laid yet
>they can't see my weirdness through pics
When I had Tinder, to my suprise I got a handful of girls. Girls I liked aesthethically speaking. I played it normal with them: I opened conversation, I ask them how they doing, you know that sort of normal thing.
Almost no one replied past the whole "how you doing?" phase. Some people even sooner than that.
I think it's mostly validation from both parties. But really, if people wanted to have more sex they really are using Tinder the wrong way
The frustrating thing is just that the guys who were lucky enough to be born hot believe this is all easy and they look down at the rest of us.
If they understood they were happy because of pure luck, I could accept that world.
But I just can't accept people thinking they're better than me just cause my bone structure and voice are weird.
I don't even mind them getting a better deal. All I want is for Chads to acknowledge how fucked uo things are. I know that sounds dumb. But a little empathy wouldn't hurt.
Yeah prob a good portion of those girls were prob ugly as fuck. And that really doesn't matter when you have a vagina, because pussy is still pussy at the end of the day and guys stick their dick into almost anything.
Not OP, but I'm pretty goddamn fit.
Anyone can be a fat slob and be a zero out of 10.
But everyone has a cap on how hot they can get. A chad lifts and becomes a 10. A robot lifts and looks retarded because of weird bone structure, shortness, fuck up hair pattern, etc.
So a robot might be capped at a 5, while a Chad is capped at a 9 or 10.
Hot and fit are two different things that only interact to an extent.
POF is a cesspool and single moms and the ugliest drug addicted creatures of my county. okc is a bit better it terms of looks for the girls but it will be harder to get a date on there unless you are a model.
Wellp, time to share my only date thanks to Tinder
>got up match
>start to talk a lot
>set up date
>Not dissapointed the second she saw me, but really really BORED and acting rude, on her phone and that shit
>I take her to a fancy bar that's usually quiet on monday night after-dinner
>During a moment, she excuses herself sayng she's gotta go to the bathroom. Drinks arrive (Oh, by the way, I only ordered a drink for me. She didn't even asked for anything)
>10 minutes after, she's not back. I take a sip of my drink
>10 more minutes after I kind of suspect she could have left, but I'm not worried. I take another sip of my drink.
>Finally 5 minutes later I assume she's gone. I finish my drink. I go to the bathroom: no one's there. I pay for my drink. I leave not even feeling bad or offended, just amused at how riddiculous that whole thing was
Girl was taiwanese, by the way
you prob bored her to def or she didnt want to be there after she started talking to you in person.
did you text her about what happen? I would of called her on her shit saying she wasted my time.
or if you are anything but white. I'm black on tinder and swipe right for pretty much everyone. I had tinder for about 3 months now and have about 100 matches. Most of them are beat as shit, a few are outta my league/dont look very interesting. When I'm bored I do message the ugly ones for shits and giggles.
what do you mean nah? If she was on her phone she either didnt want to be there or was bored. I have never had an interesting conversation with someone while staring at my phone.
i got laid on tinder with a fat girl and creampied it a couple times a week until her exboyfriend transferred colleges to be with her. feels good man. i was mini-chad was a month
they're not the ones using it the wrong way mate lol. i'll share my virginity-loss algorithm with you, ok?
1) Swipe left every girl who isn't black (left is yes, right?)
2) continue every day, consider it a daily quest, and then put it out of your mind
3) wait for a girl to message you first
4) continue the conversation before you ask take the conversation to text
5) after texting a little, call her
6) in the phone conversation, ask if she's doing anything tonight and invite her over
7) fuck her
you'll only get 5 or 6 girls a month who message you if you're above average attractiveness and have your profile set up right, and they won't be pretty or thin, but they'll be down to fuck.
Tinder sexual experiences
>single mom, attractive and intelligent(working on her PhD)
>meet at a bar
>soon making out
>end up at her place and have some good sex
>a few days later she decides she is really looking for a relationship and I'm moving soon so it doesn't go anywhere
>art history professor, chubbier than her pics, but still not bad looking
>go out for drinks once, next date go to her place and end up in her bed
>she's an amazing kisser
>later find out she's kinky as fuck and we text about all the stuff we want to do
>we meet again but for some reason I can't get hard
>awkward after that and we don't see each other again
>fit 17 year old virgin from panama
>sheltered princess type, emotionally turbulent, but that ass dear lord
>lots of sexy snapchatting
>meet and we go to a movie, make out intermittently, gradually work my hand up her thigh and then down her panties
>in the car later make out some more and finger her glorious soaked teenage pussy, she's moaning loudly
>but my car is a tiny two-seater and she has a curfew, so that's about all we can do
>but a week later she decides I'm too old for her(I'm 28), and she found a guy closer to her age
>still a little butthurt about this, i wanted so badly to take her virginity
>this was just a few days ago
>kinky and likes my fetishes so promising
>but she turns out to be less attractive than her pics
>netflix and chill
>sex is eh, not attracted enough to her
>haven't texted since then
hookups aren't that great
I've got two GFs and two hookups from Tinder. Granted, that's out of like thousands of swipes, but still. Also it helps that I'm maybe a 6/10 at best and I know how to contain my autism for the most part.
>porn listed as a like
I wouldn't touch "it" with a 30 foot pole
pretty much this.
Go for a walk then to your apt
as long as you dont act or dress like an autist she should come with you back home after she feels confident you arent a rapist
Same here senpai
>cannot talk to strangers without getting anxiety
>tons of qts in my classes, can't bring myself to talk to them even if I sit by them
>fucked both the females in my social circle, and they have no female friends besides each other
>cannot talk in writing at all without sounding really autistic, so I can't do tinder
>not photogenic anyways
And they say looks don't matter...
Fuck it, I think every guy should grow up with /fit/ indoctrination. As much as I hate it, it's what women want and what they respond to with the greatest amount of interest.
I think his point is that firstly Tinder takes that IRL reality and bumps it up by a few orders of magnitude against the single beta, and also even when people use it to not get laid:
>Tinder is not a dating app. It is a method for converting male desperation into convenient little shots of validation for women.
i.e. it's now also many orders of magnitude easier for grills to get validated by beta orbiters.
atlanta mainly, cities like that where niggas run rampant. i only lived there for a few months so i didnt get to get wild. back in chicago now. chicks wont come around because they cant dodge bullets
I'm no chad but also not anywhere close to splergelord either.
My tinder experience has been decent, around 40 matches and laid with 15. It's just all about making yourself look highly desirable. Have pictures with Stacies in 2 of my Tinder profile pictures. Girls then think you're worthy of da poosy.
>convo went nowhere
oh yeah it really is hard
>A new study conducted by research firm GlobalWebIndex has found that about 62% of all location-based dating app users are male.
Looks help, but are not required. Women don't like us the way we like them. Look up the black Philip show on YouTube. Nigga was ugly as sin and still banged 300+ women. Confidence anons, confidence...
It's beneficial. Selection pressures against males are better than no selection pressures at all.
Actually I think it's best if only the most genetically exceptional men AND women are allowed to breed.
>but are not required
>not required for tinder
Shut the fuck up shill.
oh yeah. women can be just as lonely check this out pleb.
1 week, all right swipe, no matches. Feels fucking bad
this guy >>25809388
knows whats up
tinder is a game based on looks. i get matches but shit ion know maybe i need more confidence? ill admit i expect bitches to just throw pussy at me because i see it happen to other people
moral of the story is nothing. none of this matters.
pic related. didnt meet in midtown because she didnt reply when i told her i could and was willing to come out. a week or two later invited me to her place to smoke but i had to buy the weed. so im like, i gotta travel an hour and a half away from home, and buy the weed, okay cool, i work and i do my side thing so money isnt an issue, but its getting late af. if i come that far i might as well crash
never heard from her again. vanished from ig and tinder eventually. nothing of value is lost
everything of value is lost
hell yea. ive had chicks hit me up at like 3am talkin about come over and instantly stop responding when i mention uber. chicks want u to come by, fuck em and leave. no excuses to stay the night, unless she wants you to.
then no excuses to leave.
I'm not the most outgoing or attractive by any means but I was thinking of getting Tinder for the first time and test it out. Chances of me scoring some poon are low I think but it might be cool to put bitches in their place right?
>It's a fucking hookup app, women ruined it with their self validation and "not a slut teehee" bullshit.
You would think self validation stopped in high school. I tried out OKC for a while in it was horrible.
I think that's something most of /r9k/ should understand. I've fucked around 20 girls off tinder in the last year, whom I verified they got a test (so I could go raw) and didn't have to take them out on a date (because sex isn't worth pretending to be interested in a womans mind). BUT:
I've matched with at least 1000 and I've swiped right on christ knows how many. Pretty much every valid girl within 15 miles of Portland, Oregon. We're talking before Tinder had swipe limits, probably over 20,000 right swipes. Meaning at a glance I will fuck 1% of 1% girls I swipe right on. And still end up doing pretty well, by average standards.
Being a male is about persistence. You weren't born with a twat, so you have to work.
That doesn't sound dumb at all. They're too self centered to admit it though.
>lol your gonna get slammed in your dude
>tfw met my girlfriend on Tinder
>we were never really made for Tinder's format
>been together for two years now
Lonely times: eliminated.
> get matched with a 8/10 qt
> actually agrees to have a drink with me
> she talks a lot, manage to control the situation
> Second date, i invite her to the cinema
> manage to kiss her, she was actually waiting for it
> go to her apartment, about to fuck her brains out
> apartment is full of her friends celebrating some shit
> she tells me we'll continue next day while rubbing my diamond hard cock over the pants
> fap furiously to the memory
> she starts to give odd reasons as to not have another date with me. 'Gotta work a lot these days', ' am gonna visit muh parents this week'
> 3 weeks later of asking her for a date, she tells me that she needs more time for herself and also no dates for the time being.
> 'maybe later on we will date again, anon'
> tfw most likely chad stole the qt from me
> tfw that was the only match to actually get on a date
Guess what, fuck tinder dudes
m8, I can tell you with 100% certainty there is someone out there for you and you've probably had the chance but didn't take it in the past. you gotta get out of your own head and take the chance next time it comes around.
>>"240 of the 300 girls actually had sex through tinder! Only less than 50 of the 300 men, which is remarkable."
>which is remarkable
Normies are so adorable sometimes.
OMFG THATS BAILEY JAY
I FAP TO HER ALL THE TIME
WHAT CITY ARE YOU IN??
>all these tryhard sexfags
The reason you don't get laid is because you're not willing to get into an actual emotional relationship. Women on tindr aren't just looking for a guy to bang, they're looking for a man to be with.
>Get laid with qt Iranian first date
>Go out again following week
>Get into conversation in between making out
>She says "well... we didn't say we'd be exclusive" at one point
>I wasn't expecting chastity from her but didn't realise it was this bad
>3 people in 6 days (incl. me)
Yasmine, you have the cutest pussy I've ever seen but you are a degenerate.
My housemate was away one night and I got bored. Set up a date with a 5-6/10 within an hour and met her within 2. I could tell soon as she saw me I was getting laid. I made it obvious too by gazing at her cleavage when talking to her. Soon enough making out. We go about town for a bit after.
Go to a club notorious for blacks because we were walking by. Dancing n shit in there for an hour when she starts talking to some black guy near the DJ a few feet infront of me. Whispering to him, black guy looking at me and nodding. Had a hand on her hip too. I wasn't sure what she was doing but after a few seconds started to think she was "shit testing" me. I'd never experienced it before but I'd definitely heard about it on 4chan. Decide to "man up" because I can't shame myself just letting it happen. Just pull her away and give the black guy an incredulous smile. She immediately grabs me, kisses me and starts pushing me to the door. The black guys are cheering at me.
Went to hers and I had the worst sex I've ever had. I couldn't get her wet and it was genuinely painful. I must've been pumping away for 20 minutes.
Never called her back. I couldn't risk it as it turned out she lives literally 3 doors up from my then-GF. When I was going home the following morning I was so on edge about getting caught.