You need to leave r9k if you; >Have female friends >Have

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Absolutely, 100% agree, cant these fucking frauds leave

>is a girl and calling yourself "fembot"

>>25790630
Did that thing really die or was that a rumor?

>>25790630
Yep, take a look at this fraud.

>>25788157

>>25790603
I have female contact because I copied them from phone book so when someone looks to my phone they think that I have lot of social life. I even text them sometimes (my operator gives me free sms once in while)
Please tell me I'm normie and I can get out

>Are male
>Have a penis

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>>25790694
Thats cute, roastie.

>>25790637
Holy fuck so much this.

They the biggest cancer on this board.

All except >Currently have a girlfriend
But I'm a girl

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>are a female
>give females any sort of attention and validation

>>25790603
>Have female friends
Yes
>Have female contacts in your phone (besides your mothers or families)
Yes
>Text them
Yes
>Have had a girlfriend
Yes
>Currently have a girlfriend
No
>Have looks above 6/10
Yes

Stop trying to tell people what to do, newfag.

>>25790801
No one cares you failed normie.

>>25790811
No one cares about what you think, newfag.

>>25790830
Here's your (you), failed normie.

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>>25790801
Forgot my picture, anyway here is me, i consider myself an 8/10 minimum.

>>25790746
Im pretty sure it's just robots fucking with us

>>25790859
>implying women aren't massive attention whores.

>>25790904
>implying male robots aren't massive attention whores

>>25790936

>male robots

Robots can only be male, retard. They're just called robots.

>>25790603
>mfw I have all of those
Hahahaha

>>25790712
>wizchan

There are actually people who go to that place? That's beyond fucked up. If you go there, you don't belong on 4chan, not even on /r9k/.

>if you are incel
>if you are neurotypical
>if you are below 8/10 in looks
>if you don't like anime
>if you are female and/or non-white

Gtfo right this fucking second

go to wizchan then. That's where the real neets are. Just get over being a virgin and experience nirvana like the rest of us.

>>25791052
Yet here you are, poser.

>>25791075
There's literally nothing wrong with Wizardchan and it's a million times better than this shithole.

Only reason I'm posting here is because I'm banned.

I have all of those things and i still spend all my freetime on r9k

make me leave autist

>>25791109
>I have all of those things

Why do you lie on the net, autist?

>>25790603
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes
>Does a fuck buddy count?
>Yes

I'll stay here just to fuck with you.

>>25790855
Save yourself. Plastic surgery and lose the shirt.

Yes to all, gonna stay and post feels. suck my dick, robot bitch

I have had only one girlfriend and she was morbidly obese and gave me mouth herpes.

Can I stay?

>>25790603
Also if you aren't completely retarded yet, you need to leave while you still have a shot at recovering.
Seriously, most threads on r9k scream desperation, anger and stupidity.
I'm a wagecuck struggling with ocd and anxiety yet i don't feel the need for a gf, I understood some time ago that what i seek can't be obtained, at least not in this life.

>>25791096
>nothing wrong
>I'm banned

What, you were too normie for them? What did you do, tell them about this one time when you almost kissed a girl?

>>25791626
Nah, I started a flame war by accident (long story).

Don't get butthurt over the fact that /Reddit9k/ has become a normie shithole, it was bound to happen at some point.

>>25791664
>normie shithole

/r9k/ is a lot better now than just a few months ago. You were never welcome here, you just started to shit on this board and nobody did anything about it. You should start getting the hint and fucking off back to wizchan.

>Have female friends

>Have female contacts in your phone (besides your mothers or families)

>Text them

>Have had a girlfriend

>Currently have a girlfriend

>Have looks above 6/10

I only have one contact in my phone and it's my riding teacher. I text her to book lessons, not socially.

>>25791700
Yup, so you even admit it, normie9000 is just another /soc/-tier dump for a bunch of poser edgelords who think they're "LOL SOO NURDY" and "Introverted" because they haven't fucked stacey in 2 weeks.

Good to know.

>>25790801
Go away normalfaggot

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>>25790603
WHy? You losers don't own this board. It originally didn't have any purpose or leaning. It was populated by you and now its good the cool people are taking it, so you can go back to /b/ or dungeons and dragons

>>25790603
You should also add
>you or your family are worth more than 1 million $

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>>25790603
or you could just go to wizardchan

>robot
>owns a phone

absolutely not

First off you should fuck off if you are female.
Secondly you should fuck off if any none family female talk to you without them being require to, e.g. school.
Thanks.

>>25790650
How do you kill something, that has no life?

>>25791746
So when was /r9k/ defined as a dumping ground for angry virgin sperglords? I kinda missed that in the rules.

>>25791786
>you can go back to /b/ or dungeons and dragons
>dungeons and dragons
Get the fuck out you normie piece of fucking shit.
I can answer yes to all the questions in OP, but the difference between you & me is that I'm not a fucking normie.
Get out.

>>25791853
Back to Reddit. Please desu senpai

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>>25790603
I agree pepe. GTFO U FUCKING NORMIE FAGS GO BACK TO TWITTER U CUNTS

I MADE A THREAD RECENTLY ABOUT THE SAME THING. NO ONE LISTENED AND I GOT ABUSED. THIS PLACE IS FOR ROBOTS, NOT FAGGOT NORMIE WANABIES

>>25791872
r/angryautisticvirgins sounds like it could be your new home. /r9k/ is going back to its origins and becoming a less shitty board.

>>25791853
Hello, /soc/! You stop by for your beta orbiters?

>>25790603
>Have looks above 6/10
>>Have had a girlfriend
Checked. We call ourselves cyborgs mano.

>>25790637
>>25790746
you have no idea m8s

>>25791910
>/r9k/ has no topic
>no topic

You understand what that means?
It means everyone can talk about whatever they want. So why not talk about Normies and why they should fuck off. But I can understand that easily triggered redditors still will spaz out, trying to understand that concept.

>>25791855
>I can answer yes to all the questions in OP, but the difference between you & me is that I'm not a fucking normie.
Not him but you definitely are a normie and you should go back to reddit

>>25792031
You can talk about "normies" and why they don't belong here. And others can talk about why you "robots" are idiots and losers who should gtfo. Don't get all buttflustered when some people who are not angry autistic fat virgins post on this board.

>>25791929
cyborgs don't have girlfriends

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>>25792142
how fucking stupid are you redditfag?
/r9k/ had no topic, but /r9k2/ was brought back with the intention of catering to robots. get the fuck out

>>25792142
Get the fuck out normie scum, do us all a favor and slit your own throat

>>25792199
>/r9k2/ was brought back with the intention of catering to robots
>source: my ass

Fuck off to wizchan.

I'm just here for the memes and laughs you virgin neets are pretty funny sometimes. You all should realize though that creating a perma virgin pissing contest over who is the most pathetic is only making yourselves worse right?

>>25792395
>I'm just here for the memes and laughs
Yea, keep telling yourself that, loser.

No genuinely succesful person would ever want to be here.

>>25792448
I don't want to be here, I just drop by occasionally for the lulz.

t. genuinely successful person

>>25792460
>I don't want to be here, I just drop by occasionally for the lulz.
Hahahhah sure thing buddy :) Thanks for making me smile.

>>25790603
What if you are a girl and you have all these things (bi or lesbian)?

And who's going to give advice will it just be the blind leading the blind after that?

>>25790630
>Have female friends

ofc

>Have female contacts in your phone (besides your mothers or families)

ofc

>Text them

not a lot

>Have had a girlfriend

kind of

>Currently have a girlfriend

kind of

>Have looks above 6/10

maybe nice face but im only 5'8

im still a virgin tho, i feel like i do kinda fit in here

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>>25792578
>give advice

>>25792578
>give advice
wrong board
>>>/adv/

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>>25790603
You don't like that we're here, do you..?
We treat this board like a zoo, watching, observing you freaks - you are a social experiment.

>>25792630
>just pretending to be retarded
Whatever floats your boat

>>25792630
You... magnificent bastard...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm2ud36dD-s

>>25792601
>have a girlfriend
>kind of
>still a virgin

No. Not kind of. The answer is no. You do not have a girlfriend.

>>25792448
Le 4chan is only for losers meme. By no means do I have a roaring social life but I have a few friends I hang out with occasional and do stuff with and have met a couple people at uni I work on school stuff with. I've had a few gf"s and can tell all u desperate robots that women are un loyal and over rated. I'm also decent looking and /fit/. But hey if calling me a loser makes yourself feel better more power to you, everyone has qualities someone somewhere would say is for losers no one is perfect.

>>25790855
how the fuck did you find rubin...

>>25793064
You're a loser if you browse here, even "for teh lulz xd".

You're just not aware of it. No problem though, ignorance and narcissism keeps the world turning.

ya
ya
ya
ya
ya
nah

but i'm not going anywhere :)

>>25793875
xD le devilish :)

>>25793875
>>25793956
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LE SIR GJ SIR LELELELE XDDDDDDDDDDDD o3o .3. ~3~ OwO owo OWO

>Have female friends
I have one but I think she hates me
>Have female contacts in your phone (besides your mothers or families)
nope
>Text them
nope
>Have had a girlfriend
nope
>Currently have a girlfriend
nope
>Have looks above 6/10
kek

>>25790830
>using newfag as an insult on r9k
kek
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