Thank you for applying to be my bf.
Every applicant so far has said that they would be a "nice guy and treat me well".
Is there anything unique you would bring to the relationship?
You have 10 seconds to respond.
If you hire me as your bf, you won't end up on the 11 O'clock news, tonight.
"What I bring to the table is my unique perspective, 20/20 hindsight, a willingness to work for our happiness,wisdom overflowing,and a high tolerance to amusing nonsense."
"And what do YOU bring to the table,m'lady?