>You missed out on young love FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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NO FOND MEMORIES OF HER.
BECAUSE THERE IS NO HER.

WHY COULDN'T I KISS BEHIND THE SCHOOL, AND THEY GOSSIP ABOUT OUR LOVE.

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

>>25789158
>tfw didn't miss out on young love
>tfw things are working out
>tfw will marry my high school sweetheart

Life is gonna be alright, fellow robots.

>>25789273
She's gonna fuck a nigger behind your back. You'll smother the kids and set the house on fire. Better kill yourself now.

>>25789273
Kind words but
>young love
>high school sweetheart

You aren't and were never a robot so pls go

>>25789158
Married my high school sweetheart, bang her sister on the side.

Laughing at you sadsad autists rn

>>25789286
No she's really racist. Actually turned me off at first but I don't really care now.

>>25789158
>27
>still haven't experienced first love

JUST FUCK MY

>>25789291
I want to help robots feel better

>>25789273
>>25789297

I really do hate you normies.

We need another shooting.

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>>25789301
>>25789310
It's gonna be okay

>>25789298
>racist gf

you lucky bastard. GET OUT

>>25789273
Have fun with a bitching gril who fucks Chad while you are at work

We really do need another shooting to scare the normies out, any volunteers?

>>25789304
Don't say fellow robots then. It's like the plantation master walking onto the fields and saying "fellow negros" irks the hell out of me

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>>25789340
>>25789317
>>25789298
>>25789297
>>25789273

NORMIES GET OUT

GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>25789318
I live in the Midwest. Not that hard to find actually.
Especially after I showed her /pol/. Jeez.

>>25789330
That doesn't seem like her.

>>25789332
Don't push away those who want to help.

>>25789346
I used to identify with this board a lot though. Deep down I still do.

I'll never leave you guys.

>you missed out on all forms of romantic love

>>25789332
Nah, the board needs fucking chemo.

>>25789158
> missed out on young love
> missed out on young-adult (19 - 22) love where i'ts supposed to be 24/7 fucking no strings attached
missed out on what-could-be-thebeginning-of-real love (23 - 25)
> missing out on "we all start to realize we're gonna have to put up with 50 years of nothing but wage-slavery from now on so we don't give a shit"-love (26+) right now

I don't even look bad but here are my 3 experiences with women i tried to win over:
> 1st cucked me with my Chad-roommate
> 2nd cucked me with a close friend of mine
> 3rd cucked me with one of my closest friends

tfw fingered ex gf at the bleachers during school tiem
cucked

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>>25789369

Chads are fucking awful, because they're so nice you can't hate them.

Stacies on the other hand are fucking disgusting on the inside.

This is the one that really fucked me up I think, since I never had any of the learning or growing experiences that other people have had so I have no idea what's even expected of me. I meet girls that interest me sometimes, but fuck if I know how to guage their reactions. I've spent too much to build up an image of myself as a semi social person to have some girl turn out to be a Stacey and shred me to pieces. I guess all that's left is to go to grad school and work until I die

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>>25789158
I dated a girl for a month when I was 14, however my heart was broken and didn't do dating ever again.

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>>25789385
Hey, it'll be alright man.

>>25789410
Trust me man, it'll be okay. Just gotta find the right girl.

>>25789427
Thanks. I'll trust you.

>>25789427
>normie
>buzzword normie advice
>tumblr.jpg

jesus christ I am triggered as fuck.

>>25789447
Really sad they have consumed the fucking board.
>tfw can't wage a Crusade against them
;_;

>>25789408
This is 100% true.

Sluts are selfish and awful. Guys have sex for fun. Girls do it for power. They do it for revenge. It's never "just because" with them.

Never, ever, trust a slut or ex-slut.

>>25789410
are you me?
she spent all this time telling me not to worry about my objections and then dumped me for a ginger without even bothering to tell me. I guess I should be flattered, since it's the only time in my life a woman approached me.

>>25789447
To be fair, that's from Google. I figured the winnie the pooh went well with our tripfagging friend here.

>>25789408
Entirely bull, Chads are the bullies at school and then at work. The nice ones know you don't stand a chance in their court. They will "try to hook you up" and tell you to "be yourself" knowing you don't stand a chance. It's just like how Stacies will be so so nice to women uglier than them and horrific with any who even come close to threatening their territory. People who have not really suffered loneliness, ridicule, hopelessness and/or isolation are never truly altruistic.

>>25789483
No, Chad's aren't bullies. Fuck I'm not a Chad, but I know enough of them as friends to tell you they are just nice people. They might hang out with assholes who can banter, but Chad's are likable because they are actually nice.

They're the kid no one really disliked, not the kid who banged the most sluts.

>senior year of high school
>major crush on qt
>have English class with her
>randomly talk to her one day
>we hit it off really well
>become really good friends
>we all have to do some dumb self-presentation at the end of the year in English
>literally just standing in front of the room telling the class about yoursel
>mine was shit because I haven't done anything and nothing's ever happened to me and I just talked about being a pessimist and how it affected my life because I was edgy as fuck back then
>nervous as fuck but looking in her eyes for a second or two calms me down
>supposed to write "affirmations" to people after their presentations but most people don't anyway
>I never wrote one for her but she wrote one for me
>really short
>last sentence: "Think of the good things about yourself because there are so many things to love!"

I know it's dumb but I still have that piece of paper and when I'm feeling down and out it makes me smile for a little bit. Then I realize she spelled my name wrong anyway so I doubt she knew me as well as I thought she did.

>>25789512
I have seen and known enough in my 22 years of life. The "kid that no one really disliked" and the "kid who bullies you" aren't mutually exclusive. They're not nice. They're self interested. I have learned that usually there's hardly a difference between them and Stacy.

>>25789512
they're probably nice to you because you're friends with them .. they weren't nice to me.

>>25789571
>>25789581
This really makes me sad. I'm sorry these guys did this to you.

Robots don't deserve half the shit they have to take.

>>25789543
She knew enough to see how much of a great person you're capable of being.

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>you weren't molested by your hot sixth grade math teacher

>>25789633

Now this feel I can get on board with.

Why the fuck wasn't I qt enuff for her loving.

It's not even the fact that you missed out on this.

It's the fact that everyone who sees you knows you are inferior because you missed out on this.

If I were on a deserted island I would literally not fucking care. Normies are demons from hell who want to torture you.

>>25789571
Everyone is self-interested.

Robots aren't nice either; they just don't have the power over people or enough daily interaction to be cruel.

Everyone is self-interested, yet tries to be kind to everyone. High School was not a good place; everyone was still growing up, maturing, and coping with life in their own ways. I'm not asking for you to forgive them for their actions, but to just know it most likely stems from the actions of an immature mind, not a bad one.

Most people strive their hardest to be good-- no one wants to be the villain.

My younger brother has 13 weeks of high school left and has never had a proper girlfriend.

I want to help him so he doesn't become a robot but I don't know how

>>25789727
Buy him a supernatural hat, some Sleeping with Sirens shirt and bracelets or something, and some sweatpants.

Tell him to try to talk to the girls with brightly colored hair. Make sure he's seen some
1. Supernatural
2. Adventure Time
Tumblr girls are easy. If he can strike up a conversation on a shitty band, or one of their shows, he can get them to "hang out" to listen to music and watch bullshit.

One month of playing your cards right and he'll be laid.

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>>25789633
>One of my teachers was hitting on me when I was 14

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>>25789863
Go on. Did you fuck?

>>25789863

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

My teachers were all ugly til 9th grade, then I got this fine as fuck blonde biology teacher, .... WHO WAS MARRYING A NIGGER.

F M L

>>25789483
you just cant handle banter

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>>25789700
>yet tries to be kind to everyone.

This isn't true. I assume you grew up being accepted.

time for the story of my first gf
>end of freshman year in high school
>get a last minute crush on some girl with ass
>known each other for a long time but never got too touchy
>both into nerd shit
>hook up a date at the movies
>she wanted to see the fucking Michael Bay star trek movie of all things
>rant uncontrollably throughout half the movie
>get kicked out
>she tried to shut me up so she got kicked out too
>she cried a lot because she never got in trouble like that before
>tried to cheer her up with music in my car
>she just wanted to go home
>drive her back
>next morning
>broke up with me over text
>never even read it
>the relationship officially lasted only 12 hours
didn't care for her as a girlfriend past when shool let out, but she was cool as a friend
too bad she hated me a lot for it and tried to mess up my ride for revenge lol

>>25790157
I don't think I grew up being accepted, but I was never outrageously bullied either. I wrote a pretty big wall of text recounting my youth, but I realize it's probably extremely trivial compared to what you experienced.

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>>25789250
>kiss behind the school
as if anyone ever does shit like this outside of movies. youre over-romanticizing it

on that note
>no fond memories of her
almost every relationship I had in high school was a spergfest of awkward hormones. you didnt miss much

>>25789273
>fellow robots
Don't compare yourself to us you normie pig. You know nothing.

>>25789158

I did, it was awesome while it lasted, but that breakup though... Even seeing her made me feel like a new level of shit, she was in half of my classes. I couldn't take it so I just stopped going to school, my absences made the school kick me out even though my grades were fine. I had only 6 weeks until grade 12 was over.

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Know that a woman in her 20's has already seen and fucked every cock there is to be had. Know that you're just the next guy in line. There is nothing as special and emotionally vibrant as teenage love. Simply because it's not spoiled by the inevitable impact of modern lifestyles. A woman of marrying age won't think you special. She's had a hundred "special" guys before you.