I browse this board almost everyday. I'm a fucking loser and I'm taking classes at a community college for a shitty degree that will get me nowhere.
But out of fucking nowhere, suddenly I have two girlfriends and we have threesomes. One designs games and the other is a programmer.
What the fuck happened?
Pic related, I'm into feet and I took a picture of both of them laying down after we had sex.
I will never understand how people do threesomes.
Sex is one thing (even though still virgin) but threesomes+ are just shit I don't understand how it happens.
How someone can be so charming that people are willing to share them.
Yeah they're both bisexual.
>Met the programmer chick from a class
>she was going to meet a lesbian girl through tinder at an art thing
>turns out they were both bisexual and I was there
>talked a lot, they were really cool and welcoming
>convinced me to drink with them
>I fucked them both that night
>tfw lost my virginity to two fucking awesome women
pic related, it's them again
Try harder faggot. I feel great.
>>tfw lost my virginity to two fucking awesome women
That's how I want to lose my virginity.
I can maybe lose it to a 7ish out of 10, who is also a virgin, but always wanted to lose it with a 9/10 or threesome.
They just had their legs up so their asses were a little weird, here's another one.
They weren't drunk when I took the pictures, we've had sex a few times now.
That's nice, but it won't last and you will be cucked soon. They have a lot of options. You do not.
Also since you've raised the bar so high on your platonic treadmill, you'll always long for this rare unattainable situation and remain dissatisfied.
Enjoy many sad, lonely nights of torment.
Some anon gets to fuck two girls at the same time and I can't even hold hands with one girl.
some faggot reposted the thread in /b/ where I made my last post:
I'm going off
Why do people come here to complain? And post a shitty reaction image that proves you're fucking 12
Terrific you already have let getting laid create a superiority complex, good job becoming a total douche and being that guy who uses the "well I've had sex and you haven't so your opinion doesn't matter" retort in every argument
Oh christ, you got really lucky. Bilbo Baggins type situation I guess, always hoping some shit like this happens to me.
Once about two years ago a friend of my Mom's from her work invited me to their cabin, thats the best excitement I've had.
I talk to a grand total of 3 girls. Ever.
>1st one's schizo, and is scared of me because she had a nightmare about me killing her family(you have no idea how long it took me to get her to spill it).
>2nd one is an A-grade student, in a few of my classes. We only chat to pass time.
>3rd one is a little project of mine. Basically exposed her to more and more fucked up shit on the internet. It was working, but her parents found out and now they've locked her out of her home internet and all her smart devices are gone. Haven't properly talked since new year.
How does anyone do this with any degree of success?
There's a missing link here friendo. You don't go from a complete loser to banging two hot sluts overnight. You must either be above average attractive or something else that puts you above the average robot. The fact that you've been a virgin as long as you have and only recently lost it shows somethings not right in this story.
Spill it OP, what are you hiding from us?
I said it was my last post above, but I guess I'll lurk a little longer and answer some questions.
They both say I'm cute, so I'm not sure if that means anything to you. I've never really went out with people other then my one friend and he's also a robot. So once we hit college, nothing really changed. The programmer girl came on to me pretty strong and talked at me a lot. She told me she was bisexual but was looking for a girl at the time. So I naturally didn't think I'd even remotely have a chance. But then the rest happened, so here I am.
They did most of the socializing work for me, you could say.
More boasting normies.
Op's probably one of those faggots that cries on here about how he is so ugly and a loner with no friends. Literally fuck off.
CS Major. She's fluent in Java, C++, Python(meh), HTML, and PHP. I think she's going to focus on databases and servers though.
>Implying you're different
>Expecting more from /r9k/
What the fuck are you even here for?
Explain what makes you cute precious little snowflake.
1. get them both pregnant
2. get them to earn more money than you
3. get all the kids to like you the best
4. try to get most control over the money
6. if they try to divorce you you can reverse alimony bomb them and get mad $$$
One more for you.
Nope sorry, done posting pictures.
a 3 income family sounds pretty easy if I didn't have little shitty kids all for money. So I'm gonna opt out anon. Unless I "accidentally" bust inside.
Immediately unsubscribe from /r9k/, you lost your membership with your vcard.
"Photos you shouldn't share" belong to /b/
Nice job OP. I am sort of the same in that I am an awful fucking loser faggot but somehow I occasionally punch above my league via Fetlife/Tinder/OKC.
I'm jelly as hell. Keep up the good work.
Lick their feet for me pls.