I browse this board almost everyday. I'm a fucking loser

>>25788157

good for you anon. It turns out actually doing something with your life will cause you to meet people

are they bisexual or what?
Story
How did it happen?

>>25788157

Looks like you found two women who are just as worthless and undesirable as yourself, OP.

Good job.

I will never understand how people do threesomes.

Sex is one thing (even though still virgin) but threesomes+ are just shit I don't understand how it happens.

How someone can be so charming that people are willing to share them.

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>>25788378
Yeah they're both bisexual.
>Met the programmer chick from a class
>she was going to meet a lesbian girl through tinder at an art thing
>turns out they were both bisexual and I was there
>talked a lot, they were really cool and welcoming
>convinced me to drink with them
>I fucked them both that night
>tfw lost my virginity to two fucking awesome women

pic related, it's them again

>>25788412
Try harder faggot. I feel great.

>>25788431
it's been working out great, we find a place to put everyone and we have sex until we all cum

We're all in a relationship

>>25788439
Ew, gross looking butts.

And that's coming from a sexual scavenger who'd fuck anything. They look like they used to be fat and lost weight through dieting but not exercise.

>>25788439
>>tfw lost my virginity to two fucking awesome women
That's how I want to lose my virginity.

I can maybe lose it to a 7ish out of 10, who is also a virgin, but always wanted to lose it with a 9/10 or threesome.

post more feet, like good shots of all angles of their feet

>>25788439
>>25788467
My thoughts exactly. The fuck is wrong with them? The thighs looked juicy then I almost puked.

>>25788439
Post more.

>>25788452
Ya do anal son?

Surprised they let you take pics. Musta been drunk as fuck.

they are probably sjw type of girls am I right?
Leftie?

>>25788439
>>25788157
funny i browse reddit and there was exactly the same topic

>>25788525
>>25788157
myth busted

>>25788525
link
gibe

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They just had their legs up so their asses were a little weird, here's another one.

>>25788488
They weren't drunk when I took the pictures, we've had sex a few times now.

>>25788439
>>25788157
nice fake sony ericson file names, you took 75 pictures when u had sex right

>>25788561
Still a terrible ass.

No underscoop, poor shape, no gluteus just fat storage tanks, poor long term investment.

OP, banging 2 2/10s still doesn't equal one 4/10

>>25788561
>filename
Hmmm.

>>25788604
try harder friend

That's nice, but it won't last and you will be cucked soon. They have a lot of options. You do not.

Also since you've raised the bar so high on your platonic treadmill, you'll always long for this rare unattainable situation and remain dissatisfied.

Enjoy many sad, lonely nights of torment.

Salt ITT, nice one op. Don't fuck up your studies.

gonna try this shit bait thread on b

>>25788157

Good work brah, try ride the confidence as long as possible

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Some anon gets to fuck two girls at the same time and I can't even hold hands with one girl.

>>25788633
>>25788667

Honestly, I'm just happy with what I've got. If it doesn't last, I've got nothing to lose because before this I didn't have shit else.

>>25788685
>holding hands
You're fucking sick to even think of that kinda shit.

>>25788439
Keep posting these pics OP

Nice! Good for you OP
Enjoy it while it lasts.

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Why do people come here to brag?

>>25789096
some faggot reposted the thread in /b/ where I made my last post: >>>/b/663630276

I'm going off

>>25789109
Thanks

>>25789136
Why do people come here to complain? And post a shitty reaction image that proves you're fucking 12

>>25788157
protip: you were a normie all along

>>25788685
Well, someone had to fuck your girl too.

>>25788157
>bang 2 chubby "lesbians"
>thinks it's worth bragging about


Lawl

>>25789160
Terrific you already have let getting laid create a superiority complex, good job becoming a total douche and being that guy who uses the "well I've had sex and you haven't so your opinion doesn't matter" retort in every argument

>>25788157
>loser
>grills
>threesumz
>>What the fuck happened?
continue crying about college normie and Oh MY GoD I Am HAvIng THrEESoMEs HeLp Me r9K MeMez

>>25788157
Oh christ, you got really lucky. Bilbo Baggins type situation I guess, always hoping some shit like this happens to me.

Once about two years ago a friend of my Mom's from her work invited me to their cabin, thats the best excitement I've had.

>>25788685
I talk to a grand total of 3 girls. Ever.
>1st one's schizo, and is scared of me because she had a nightmare about me killing her family(you have no idea how long it took me to get her to spill it).

>2nd one is an A-grade student, in a few of my classes. We only chat to pass time.

>3rd one is a little project of mine. Basically exposed her to more and more fucked up shit on the internet. It was working, but her parents found out and now they've locked her out of her home internet and all her smart devices are gone. Haven't properly talked since new year.

How does anyone do this with any degree of success?

>>25789231
Did you do two do anything? Or was it just platonic the whole time?>>25789204
In his defense they are pretty hot. Just my type of girls desu

>>25788157
There's a missing link here friendo. You don't go from a complete loser to banging two hot sluts overnight. You must either be above average attractive or something else that puts you above the average robot. The fact that you've been a virgin as long as you have and only recently lost it shows somethings not right in this story.

Spill it OP, what are you hiding from us?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25789241
How old is that 'lil project of yours'?? 10?

>ITT normie shows of his holy cuckness

>>25789276
I said it was my last post above, but I guess I'll lurk a little longer and answer some questions.

They both say I'm cute, so I'm not sure if that means anything to you. I've never really went out with people other then my one friend and he's also a robot. So once we hit college, nothing really changed. The programmer girl came on to me pretty strong and talked at me a lot. She told me she was bisexual but was looking for a girl at the time. So I naturally didn't think I'd even remotely have a chance. But then the rest happened, so here I am.

They did most of the socializing work for me, you could say.

>>25789355
what does she 'program' lol, roasties are so cringey with computers 9/11 times

>>25789336
>>25789336
>>25789336
I was just going to as this

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More boasting normies.

Op's probably one of those faggots that cries on here about how he is so ugly and a loner with no friends. Literally fuck off.

>>25789336
Sixteen, but close enough. Not that kind of project.

>>25789381
fucking loser lmao

>>25789368
CS Major. She's fluent in Java, C++, Python(meh), HTML, and PHP. I think she's going to focus on databases and servers though.

>>25789380
>Implying you're different
>Expecting more from /r9k/
What the fuck are you even here for?
Explain what makes you cute precious little snowflake.

>>25789381
We get what you mean, but what you're starting to prove is that you're probably not even old enough to be on this site you fucking under aged faggot.

either bait or you got lucky as fuck
get them both pregnant
do it faggot

>>25789421
Shut the fuck up you bragging nofmie faggot,.

>>25789421
kek woman r funny such normie pleb college taught shit

>>25789436
Maybe I should, but then I might just end up fucked over with child support.

>>25788157
>>25788439
what are you waiting for? post more now!

>>25789443
nice retort kid

>>25789452
What are you even trying to say?

https://sys.4chan.org/r9k/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=25788157

>>25789473
post butthole pics normie

>>25789453
who cares?
1. get them both pregnant
2. get them to earn more money than you
3. get all the kids to like you the best
4. try to get most control over the money
5. ???
6. if they try to divorce you you can reverse alimony bomb them and get mad $$$

>bbb im a loser xddddd

Get cancer, faggot.

>>25789531
nice attempt at replying loser

>>25789421
>tfw no bi cs major gf
d-do you want a 3rd gf who has a dick anon

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>>25789472
One more for you.

>>25789490
Nope sorry, done posting pictures.

>>25789497
a 3 income family sounds pretty easy if I didn't have little shitty kids all for money. So I'm gonna opt out anon. Unless I "accidentally" bust inside.

>>25789559
I'd let you fuck my bitches anon, I know how it feels.

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literally pic related
ignore this shit thread

>>25789566
why just one?
one have some awesome threesome story here, share them pics with us

>>25789624

Op was clearly the cuck taking the photos and wasn't allowed to touch.

>>25789566
Hahaha called it

2x 2/10s

Have fun scraping the bottom of the barrel anon.

>>25789638
Again, I'm just happy with what I've got. I'd fuck a 2/10 any day.

>>25789638
and I just can't seem to give a shit what your high standards consider a 2/10

>>25789578
poor op :( feel bad for him

>>25789575
thanks anon, youre a pretty cool guy :]

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>>25788157
>>25788439
>>25788561
>>25789566
Immediately unsubscribe from /r9k/, you lost your membership with your vcard.
"Photos you shouldn't share" belong to /b/

>>25790001
fair enough, guess I'm exiled
I'm a fucking shitty normie now great

>>25790001
>tripfag
>doesn't even know what fb filenames are
You should just drop the trip now. sageru

Nice job OP. I am sort of the same in that I am an awful fucking loser faggot but somehow I occasionally punch above my league via Fetlife/Tinder/OKC.

I'm jelly as hell. Keep up the good work. Lick their feet for me pls.