HOLY SHIT ROBOTS
I JUST GOT APPROVED FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF SURVIVOR
I'M GOING TO BE ON TV
Are you going to play the weird loner everyone ostracizes?
Makes a good idea for a thread but you're going to have to offer some proof, even if it's the confirmation email with names blacked out. I know that's easy enough to dismiss but it's something. You're offering people no reason to believe you.
i hope i don't end up like cochran
He'll be out the first week.
The other survivors won't tolerate a neet who refuses to help build shelter while austistically playing with rocks.
The viewers don't want to see a short ugly awkward bot.
There was no e-mail. I got a call from one of the executive producers saying they wanted to meet me and discuss plans for a potential slot in the game. They're going to review my physical/mental health and everything else.
align with the chad of the tribe and do whatever he says. there's usually more than one chad so i'll let them fight each other for dominance and entrench myself in an alliance with the women
also immunity idols
dubs decides what i say in one of my confessionals
Nice, if you're socially smart enough you can pull a Todd and win the million.
However you are most likely a sperg and will be voted out the first week.
Unaided I slither, ravaged, silent and alone.
I smolder in anxious strife; I decline these exhausted remnants of decay.
The world is coming to an end; a vast ocean of disease...
All hope is lost... or perhaps this is the cradle of salvation
Half wau through the season on camera
Ask the camera man i"s trump is president yet?
If he says anything other than yes reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I don't have anything too severe, just a mild case of social anxiety
Hopefully this will help me get over it
>mild case of social anxiety
m8 wat are you doing
What will you do when Chad cucks you out of a million dollars and an island gf?
Just try and work the number 9001 into something.
Idk, be creative. Thee opportunity will arise and you must take it. Also post first name or perhaps your initials so your fellow bots will know if you are selected.
so you are either lying or just retarded. some robot is just going to tweet screencaps of this to Kassting or Mark Burnett and it won't take them long to single out the marine biology retard for violating the NDA