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HOLY SHIT ROBOTS

I JUST GOT APPROVED FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF SURVIVOR

I'M GOING TO BE ON TV
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That reminds me, did that guy ever go on Dr. Phil?
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Give some type of shout out to robots or bane please. Also, what's your career?
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>>25786563
prove it

desu
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>>25786589
Yeah, sandra was at the taping of the show

>>25786598
marine biology
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Are you going to play the weird loner everyone ostracizes?
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>>25786563
Makes a good idea for a thread but you're going to have to offer some proof, even if it's the confirmation email with names blacked out. I know that's easy enough to dismiss but it's something. You're offering people no reason to believe you.
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>>25786603
how?
>>25786622
i hope i don't end up like cochran
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>>25786622
He'll be out the first week.
The other survivors won't tolerate a neet who refuses to help build shelter while austistically playing with rocks.

The viewers don't want to see a short ugly awkward bot.
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youtube link for that one time that guy went to Dr. Phil?
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>>25786563
If true that's pretty cool. You gotta live up to the legacy that the one /sp/ anon who won Big Brother set though.
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>>25786668
didnt you get some disclosure of you being chosen? how do tou even sign up for something like this?
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>>25786646
There was no e-mail. I got a call from one of the executive producers saying they wanted to meet me and discuss plans for a potential slot in the game. They're going to review my physical/mental health and everything else.
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>>25786744
Okay then, congratulations if true. I have no reason to become invested in your thread.
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OP if you're not a faggot say this line on the show

>They're all so normal...most of them know nothing about internal struggle.
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>>25786696
>>25786744
You sign up on their website. There's an application you have to fill out for basic information (age, name, phone, sex) and a survey with survivor-related questions.
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>>25786797
you better reeeee on camera
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>>25786563
What's your strategy to win??
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>>25786870
align with the chad of the tribe and do whatever he says. there's usually more than one chad so i'll let them fight each other for dominance and entrench myself in an alliance with the women

also immunity idols
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How are you going to give a shout out to r9k?
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>>25786958
dubs decides what i say in one of my confessionals
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>>25786976
I just love memes, what can I say? Memes, memes, memes: that's all I'm about.
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>>25786958

This morning when everyone else was asleep i raped myself in a private part of the beach. I raped myself 3 times desu senpai
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>>25786976

Knew a friend of mine...poor guy was made into a cuckold by a really horrid woman. Survivor is nothing compared to the hell you can get put through by women.
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>>25787020
I'm not sure what this means
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>>25786976
When you're writing someone's name on a note, refer to them as "the supreme gentleman"
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>>25786976
hitler didn't do anything wrong
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>>25786976
Hello, Reddit. Go back to Reddit. How much would you pay for this ultra-rare Pepe? You can't stump the Trump. K.. Keep me posted. It sure is getting Reddit in here.
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>>25786837
>>25786976
please dubzies
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>>25786976
I love getting cucked
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>>25786976

There's no chicken tenders in sight on this god forsaken island.
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>>25786976
i love chicken tendies
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>>25786928
Nice, if you're socially smart enough you can pull a Todd and win the million.

However you are most likely a sperg and will be voted out the first week.
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>>25786976
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to confessional tomorrow.
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>>25786563
Say "god I would kill for some chicken tendies"
Then call the enemies normies
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>>25786976
I'd like to give a shout out to my friends back at home.

Pepe, Wojak. This is for you.
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>>25787158
who is this boner condoner?
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>>25786976
Pee pee. Poo poo. Dank f
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>>25786976
Tell everyone to call you Pepe
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>>25786976
I think most school shootings are justified
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>>25786976
Whenever you're talking about other contestants, reref to them as "normies"
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>>25786976

I want to find God. Like is so empty without Him
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>>25786976
STACIES. CHADS. REEEEEEEEE some of you are alright. Don't come to the island tomorrow!!! Reeeee
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>>25786976
Jeff Probst is my husbando. Kawaii desu ne!
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>>25787165
This
I'm original vg j yt? X uhh bfd
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>>25786744
>review my physical/mental health and everything else.
>mental health and everything else.
>mental health

Well at least you tried.
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>>25786976

It's not healthy to be well adapted in a deeply sick society
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>>25786976
I want to give a shout out to a group of friends
Robots, this is for you
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25786976
K.. Keep me posted. Original comment rpboblox reee
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Tell them Toby Reynolds is a hero who deserves compensation for being harassed
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>>25786976

Unaided I slither, ravaged, silent and alone.
I smolder in anxious strife; I decline these exhausted remnants of decay.
The world is coming to an end; a vast ocean of disease...
All hope is lost... or perhaps this is the cradle of salvation
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>>25786976
You love anal.
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>>25787318
This
Hoohuahuh
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>>25786614
Post a link of the doctor phil episode, I always just thought anon was lying
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>>25786563
Half wau through the season on camera
Ask the camera man i"s trump is president yet?
If he says anything other than yes reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>25786976
Hitler did nothing wrong.

Why isnt that original kek
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>>25786976
that you fucked your neighbors cat
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>>25786976
Cucked Cucks can cuck. Why must the Cucks to cu ck for cuck he t e ri a c x u ck kkl
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>>25786976
BUMP for roboblox
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>>25786976
I was a former grand wizard in the Ku Klux Klan.
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>>25786744
>mental health
>robot
Uh oh
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>>25787333
Check these sweet trips, don't disapoint us anon
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>>25786976
That you're the founder of r/asianmasculinity
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>>25787397
>>25787290
I don't have anything too severe, just a mild case of social anxiety

Hopefully this will help me get over it
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>>25787451
>mild case of social anxiety
>go on national television social experiment

Dude...
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>>25786976
I fap to hentai while in public
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>>25787567
If cochran can do it then so can i
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>>25786976
Stacies must perish and white knights need not apply

BETA UPRISING NOW
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>>25786976
I'm intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humour. I am a supreme gentleman.
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>>25786976
Tips fedora for roboblox.
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>>25786976
Normie plebs dont know how to deal with a supreme gentleman like me. Also, there are no godforsaken tendies in sight in this island. Shutout to my robot homies. PEACE.
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>>25786976

Tell the other black survivors that you plan to make them your slaves and run this shit like a plantation.
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>>25786837
ROLLING PLS. Op dont be a faggot and be the frog you are inside.
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>>25786797
They give you an email confirmation. Post it or this is fake and gay.
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old hat m8, /sp/ won big brother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCivbQFaJY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL9ByOm8c5g
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>>25787451
>mild case of social anxiety
m8 wat are you doing
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>>25787792
trying to win a million dollars
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>>25787826
What will you do when Chad cucks you out of a million dollars and an island gf?
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>>25787860
sign up for a second season and try again
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Just try and work the number 9001 into something.
Idk, be creative. Thee opportunity will arise and you must take it. Also post first name or perhaps your initials so your fellow bots will know if you are selected.
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>>25786563
so you are either lying or just retarded. some robot is just going to tweet screencaps of this to Kassting or Mark Burnett and it won't take them long to single out the marine biology retard for violating the NDA
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>>25787333
>>25787666
Winrar from Satan and half Satan.
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>>25788091
why would someone do something like that?
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I've been watching these survivor videos and shit looks really hard to orchestrate a win.
good luck man
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>>25786589
Hey, I guess I'm not the only anon who remembers that thread.
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>>25787666
>666 get
Satan approves
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>>25786976
just go rooo on camera
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>>25786589
I almost forgot about that. I guess the anon lied about it
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Survivor is still on tv?
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Where will you poo pee?
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op as long as you contribute around the camp and avoid drama you should at least make merge. if youre really a robot no one will see you as a threat. just try not to creep out the girls
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>>25786976
confess that you just want to be the little girl
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Make as many LOST references as you can.
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While the host is explaining the rules of a challenge to your team, pull a leeroy jenkins
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