To all KVs on /r9k/:

>>25786344
You have a problem.

>>25786344
>Born when my mom was 35
>Have taken 4 girls virginity and have fucked at least 20 girls

How do you know that girls have this power?

Nice original bait thread OP, enjoy all the (You)s

>>25786384
They do. It's just one of the many red flags that girls can see when judging a guy.

At least we know the robot is working when shit unique posts like this are poated

>>25786344
I guess OP didn't take his antipsychotics today.

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Justin Bieber is beta af probably has an old mom but every girl wants to bang him. Key to success is swag.

>>25786440
Explain where I'm wrong?

Kids born in rotting eggs are mentally and physically inferior. It's a sad reality for Western kids.

Robots must know the truth!!

>born when mum was in her 40' s
fug

>>25786399
It's not original, it's reposted already. I wonder if he's gonna force it like the wageslave guy.

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>>25786344
Girls don't have super powers dumb dumb, fuck outta here.

>>25786344
This makes perfect sense, along with horoscopes, personality tests, Palm readings, chakras, and penny stocks.

>>25787795
Except it's based in biology.

Older mother = lower quality egg. It's as simple as that. Those kids being born are physically and mentally inferior to normals.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2147848/Children-mothers-40-healthier-intelligent.html

>>25787837
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2147848/Children-mothers-40-healthier-intelligent.html
lel that's such horseshit, why would they be more intelligent when the older you are the higher chance you got of giving born to a downie kid.

>>25787910
It's the daily mail, just lies to sell to regretful 35 year old childless women

My mom was 19 when i was born and now i'm a 24 year old kv.

>>25787814
>OP Either justifying his shortcomings
>or
>trying to make himself feel better that the only positive
>trait he has is that his mom was a slut

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Is it possible to learn this power?

what is a KV pls respond thanks

>>25788478
kissless virgin, lurk more

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>>25787968
hi man! are you me by the way?

>>25786344
That's not true, now fuck off

>>25788531
Yes it is. Kids born to old mothers simply can't compete in this high competition world.

>>25786344
>This is a special power they have

I know OP is a troll but some people actually believe this shit.

>>25788977
I'm not trolling. There's a reason most robots are kryptonite to girls, they can feel the inferiority.

My mum had me when she was 22...

I'm guessing I'm a minority then.