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A girl can take one look at you and guess your mothers age. This is a special power they have, one of their innate biological instincts. If your mother was over 30 when you were born, no girl will EVER consider you to be a serious partner.

That's all there is to it. To normies, they never had to work harder or whatever.

All they had to do was be born in a mother in her 20s, and girls come to them.

Nothing you do can fix the situation you're in. Whether your parents were aware of it or not, when they had you, your fate was that you will die alone. Make sure to tell your parents this if they don't know.
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>>25786344
You have a problem.
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>>25786344
>Born when my mom was 35
>Have taken 4 girls virginity and have fucked at least 20 girls
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How do you know that girls have this power?
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Nice original bait thread OP, enjoy all the (You)s
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>>25786384
They do. It's just one of the many red flags that girls can see when judging a guy.
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At least we know the robot is working when shit unique posts like this are poated
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>>25786344
I guess OP didn't take his antipsychotics today.
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Justin Bieber is beta af probably has an old mom but every girl wants to bang him. Key to success is swag.
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>>25786440
Explain where I'm wrong?

Kids born in rotting eggs are mentally and physically inferior. It's a sad reality for Western kids.
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Robots must know the truth!!
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>born when mum was in her 40' s
fug
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>>25786399
It's not original, it's reposted already. I wonder if he's gonna force it like the wageslave guy.
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>>25786344
Girls don't have super powers dumb dumb, fuck outta here.
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>>25786344
This makes perfect sense, along with horoscopes, personality tests, Palm readings, chakras, and penny stocks.
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>>25787795
Except it's based in biology.

Older mother = lower quality egg. It's as simple as that. Those kids being born are physically and mentally inferior to normals.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2147848/Children-mothers-40-healthier-intelligent.html
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>>25787837
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2147848/Children-mothers-40-healthier-intelligent.html
lel that's such horseshit, why would they be more intelligent when the older you are the higher chance you got of giving born to a downie kid.
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>>25787910
It's the daily mail, just lies to sell to regretful 35 year old childless women
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My mom was 19 when i was born and now i'm a 24 year old kv.
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>>25787814
>OP Either justifying his shortcomings
>or
>trying to make himself feel better that the only positive
>trait he has is that his mom was a slut
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Is it possible to learn this power?
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what is a KV pls respond thanks
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>>25788478
kissless virgin, lurk more
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>>25787968
hi man! are you me by the way?
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>>25786344
That's not true, now fuck off
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>>25788531
Yes it is. Kids born to old mothers simply can't compete in this high competition world.
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>>25786344
>This is a special power they have

I know OP is a troll but some people actually believe this shit.
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>>25788977
I'm not trolling. There's a reason most robots are kryptonite to girls, they can feel the inferiority.
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My mum had me when she was 22...

I'm guessing I'm a minority then.
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